Chapter 1499 Funny

Seeing the blushing face, graceful figure, and cute look of the girl in front of you, coupled with the soft words that are so straightforward now...

More importantly, this is still required by the plot. This is not a fall, this is for the entire human race, for liberation, and for the great revolutionary cause!

This is a national war, this is for the benefit of the entire human race, this is an imperative move...

Anyone else would have pounced on this kind of plot without even thinking: Just kidding, my wife is just here to watch it!

But who is in front of Lu Jiuer now?

That's Chu Xiao!

A ruthless and powerful man, haven't you seen him walk among thousands of flowers without even a single leaf touching his body? He Qingjie, and Ah Xun, have been adhering to the gentleman's way for so long, but they are simply not blushing, not heartbeating, and have no evil thoughts...

How could a person like him accept this kind of stallion plot that seems to be high-sounding but is actually extremely depraved?

This is simply impossible!

So, while Lu Jiuer waited quietly, Chu Xiao spoke lightly.

The words are very plain and unremarkable. Look, what does it mean to be unfazed even when Mount Tai collapses in front of you? What does it mean to regard beauty as if it were bones? What does it mean to be upright and upright and not covet beauty...

This is!

Just listen to him say so calmly...

"OK!"

Look, what is light, wind and moon...

Wait a minute? !

boom!

boom!

boom!

"what happened?"

Chu Xiao pinched his nose, and then found that he had lost all five senses again, but then, a cold voice sounded.

"Congratulations to the challenger. Due to the exhaustion of spiritual energy, this assessment has been terminated. You will receive a star light cultivator totem. Please go to the front as soon as possible..."

Chu Xiao pinched his nose and said, "What a shame! Is there any Green Dam system in this world?"

"...I don't understand what you mean, challenger, but I feel that it doesn't matter. In short, congratulations to the challenger, who is about to become a one-star light cultivator..."

Chu Xiao raised his head and looked at the darkness everywhere, feeling a complicated emotion in his heart...

Logically speaking, I should be happy to become a star cultivator of the light system, right...

But...why do I want to cry?

…

At this time, the other side.

Bang!

A crisp sound suddenly sounded, and soon several vicious figures rushed into the room. With one collision, everything in the room was knocked to the ground and broken into countless pieces.

"What are you doing!"

Ah Xun's clear voice sounded, and she looked at the broken small bottle on the ground with a little distress. This was a small gift she carefully selected, and she was just waiting to give it to Chu Xiao at the exchange meeting before the trial started, and it just broke. Can she not feel distressed?

So she, who has always been introverted and weak, is now glaring at the sudden uninvited guest in front of her.

She is like this, let alone Ah Xuan?

only……

What he said was just weird.

"I dare to come to my house to kick you. Are you tired of living? Huh?"

As soon as Ah Xuan said these words, the whole audience was stunned for a moment, and then they saw this tease rolling up his sleeves, and said in a loud voice: "Very good, very good! Let's mark it out, Whether you want a one-on-one fight or a group fight, I’m here to help!”

Don't tell me, Tiaobi's thinking is different from that of ordinary people, but perhaps because of this, the group of people suddenly blocked their mouths with a bunch of arrogant words, and they really couldn't answer the words for a while.

However, Ah Xun pulled his clothes a little embarrassedly and whispered: "Brother Ah Xuan... we are a disciple's monastery, not a martial arts gym. Besides... they, they don't seem to be here to compete in the gym, right?" …”

"Ah? Aren't you here to compete? Are you here to collect protection money?"

When Ah Xuan heard this, his mind was spinning very fast, and he quickly said, "That's it! But forget it if you charge protection fees. We are not poor. We didn't even say we couldn't afford it, so you just smashed things. What kind of talk do you think this is?"

"Hurry up and put this guy and me away! How can you do such a sacred job of collecting protection fees if you are like this? Can you be a decent gangster?"

"Well……"

It has to be said that after these words that were completely free of charge, the group of people were really stunned for a moment, and the movements of their hands were just like that.

But soon, they came to their senses: No, we are not just here to listen to this ridiculous nonsense!

"Ahem... Well, this junior brother, it seems a bit unreasonable to live in this house..."

One of the men came out, straightened his body and said, "May I ask who you are..."

"You talk so much nonsense!"

Ah Xuan said impatiently when he heard this, "We bought this house directly. There is a seal here. Ah Xun, go and get it."

"oh……"

A'zhi responded weakly, and the man raised his brows instantly, snorted and said: "Junior brother, we are members of the Dark God Sect's Elders' Assistance Association. We are here to assist the elders in investigating a major case. Please be respectful. Point, watch your attitude!”

"Haha...a big case? I really don't believe it. What big case can make you throw things as soon as you come in? You are not here to investigate, you are here to cause trouble, right?"

Of course Ah Xuan is not stupid. Although he is funny, his brain is not papery. He reacted immediately.

As soon as these words came out, the man's face suddenly darkened, and he said in a stern voice, "Okay! Then I'll tell you straight! Three days ago, a group of people outside the sect was robbed and a large amount of money was robbed. Their whereabouts are still unknown. ”

"The Dark God Sect is also within twenty miles of that area. We should have sent elders to investigate, but in order to prevent it from affecting the disciples, the elders thoughtfully entrusted this important task to us, so..."

"What do you want to say with all your nonsense?"

Ah Xuan had no intention of listening to his clichés, and immediately said these words without any scruples. However, Ah Xuan looked at the expressions of the group and understood slightly...

"You want to say that our house was bought to launder money?"

"oh?"

The man didn't expect that Ah Xun could sort out the matter in just a few words. He couldn't help but look sideways, but still coughed twice and said, "Yes! I have investigated the housing around the Dark God Sect. In the past two or three days, Although there are many real estate transactions, but..."

He paused and said, "Only your room has problems!"

"The market price of this room is one hundred thousand spirit coins, that's one hundred thousand spirit coins! I've investigated your two families, haha, with all due respect, this is not a property you can afford at all."

"Moreover, the sect is about to be opened. You don't want to rent a disciple's monastery but go out far away, even at the expense of a large sum of money. These are not something ordinary people can afford!"