Chapter 660

Jiang Yang asked: "Do the people in the cave on the top of the mountain know?"

nonsense!

Of course Erha and Bian An knew.

They just don't know Jiang Yang's mental state.

Jiang Yang is in good spirits.

When he answered "I am from Earth", he suddenly thought of the movie "The Man From Earth", and he remembered that the sentence "The Hopi see time as a landscape" also came from this movie.

This movie tells about a professor. When he resigned and moved away, his professor colleagues came to see him, and they still didn’t understand why he resigned. So, in a small room, the male lead told them that he was tens of thousands of years old. The former caveman could live forever and always looked like 35 years old, so he had to move house every ten years.

He had been a tribal leader, a disciple of Buddha, or Jesus—

A room full of professors, including biology, psychology, and religion, made him stunned.

They all believed it.

After Jiang Yang thought of this story, he suddenly found it quite interesting.

Just right.

The book in his hand tells this story.

Erha and Lao Bian had never heard of this story, Jiang Yang bragged to them!

"I am serious!"

Jiang Yang took a bite of the hamburger, "As an authentic Kyoto native, I have lived here for a long time. But, as you all know, the sea has changed a lot, and now it is different from that time. The only trace of my life exists Yes, maybe it’s a cave that our tribe doesn’t know is still there. There are petroglyphs of our hunting animals on it. At that time, the tribe’s petroglyphs were equivalent to recipes, and a special person was responsible for drawing them. I remember one time, when we went hunting, He didn’t catch the prey he painted, and when the leader came back, he beat him to the ground, and he could only live on the liquid food chewed by others—”

Erha and Bian An stared blankly at him.

no.

Brother, why did you make up the story so outrageously!

Don't really expect them to believe it.

Bian An took the book from Jiang Yang's hand, "You're here to fool us after reading the book."

Jiang Yang asked them to flip through them casually.

There is no such content in the book, it is all lines from the movie.

"Later, because I was not old, they thought I had witchcraft and made me the leader. I also relied on my own experience and led the tribe well. We hunted many mammoths, but after a long time, they I felt that I sucked their life and wanted to kill me. I couldn't help it, so I ran away. Then I went all the way west-"

Jiang Yang paused.

It's a bit rough here.

In the movie, the hero has been a Sumerian for thousands of years, and also a Phoenician, and then he went east and met Buddha——

fine.

Go to other novels to misappropriate points.

“I wandered in Tibet and deserts for a long time, especially in an oasis with a deep cave. Every day beside that bottomless cave, I thought about the meaning of my life. We even made A stone like an eyeball went to worship the entrance of this cave. Later, I left the desert and continued westward, just in time for the time of the Buddha—”

Then.

Jiang Yang told them that he studied with the Buddha, and then went to live in the tribes in the Middle East, learned Hebrew, and named himself John.

Later, when he saw that people were struggling to get out of the sea of ​​suffering, he taught them Buddhism: "Jesus' original philosophical teachings are actually the Hebrew Buddhism, kindness, forbearance, righteousness, love, and cruel realists admit that life is itself." The state that appears everywhere, the kingdom of heaven means goodness, and the kingdom of heaven is where it should be. 'I am what I am', this is the truth realized by the Buddha."

Jiang Yang looked at them: "Then, the name John is easily confused with Yokanna in Hebrew, and Yokanna in Hebrew means 'God is merciful', which was later translated into Latin. and became Jesus."

Bian An and Erha stared blankly at Jiang Yang.

This flick--

They didn't believe it, they were convinced.

They have seen the kind of bragging when they are too drunk, and they brag to the sky, which makes people know it is fake when they hear it.

They have also seen bragging, but a little bragging makes it hard to tell the real from the fake. However, it is really difficult to argue against the premise of blowing oneself up to the sky and quoting from other sources to prove that the key is not to consider the premise of Jiang Yang's longevity.

Bian An thinks this is really awesome!

He returned the book to Jiang Yang, which contained the cavemen Jiang Yang had mentioned and the geographical changes at that time, but there were no details of caveman life or philosophy. It seemed that Jiang Yang had read a lot of other books.

He couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "You are definitely the freshest bragging I've ever seen."

but--

He took out his mobile phone, searched for the news and showed it to Jiang Yang.

This is a news that after Jiang Yang and Li Yu got married, the reporter went to Jiang Yang's hometown to interview Jiang Yang's parents. During the interview, the reporter was also sluggish, asking Jiang Yang to marry the big devil, what else is there besides his face? advantage. Who knows, Jiang Yang's parents are arguing about Jiang Yang's handsomeness because of whom. The two were arguing not about genetics, but because Jiang Yang had a pointed head when he was born, which was very ugly. An old lady in the same ward said that the newborn's head is soft and you have to rub it down.

This project was carried out by Jiang's father, who worked carefully for a long time.

But this project was directed by Jiang Yang's mother, so both of them took the credit in front of the reporters.

In the end, the entire reporter didn't know what he was asking.

Now.

With this evidence presented, Jiang Yang's bragging just now is self-defeating.

When Jiang Yang saw the news, he was helpless: "It's boring."

Erha thinks: "You are bragging, it is definitely a bragging ceiling!"

It's like swearing.

You call the other party a bastard.

This is not a cow.

The awesome thing is that you called the other party a bastard, and you proved that the other party is a bastard, and the other party has no way to refute it.

This is very delicious!

The only pity is that whenever Jiang Yang wets the bed, the media finds out, and they know everything about Jiang Yang.

Jiang Yang had almost eaten his lunch during the conversation.

Now that the bullshit can no longer continue, Jiang Yang bid farewell to Erha and Bian An, and returned to the company.

Erha looked at his back: "It's so good at fooling around, if he is a foreigner whom I don't know, maybe I will believe it."

Erha feels that Jiang Yang's story is especially suitable for the "I, Jesus, pay money" scam routine.

Back in the office, Jiang Yang set about writing the story.

He wanted to write the story, straighten it out, and fool people.

so--

When Li Qingning came back, Jiang Yang couldn't wait to tell her: "My wife, let me tell you a secret."

"What?"

Li Qingning used a piece of paper to dab the lip makeup lightly.

You can't let Jiang Yang eat all the time, don't get poisoned by then.

Jiang Yang: "I am actually Jesus."

Li Qingning: "Didn't you drink Coke, why are you still talking drunk?"

Jiang Yang froze for a moment.

He destroyed all the Coke, how did his wife know.

Of course, when the elevator girl sent a message to Li Qingning, Li Qingning knew about it. The elevator girl seems to have taken a photo of the fish, but in fact she also took a photo of Jiangyang's Coke.

Whether it was intentional or not, I don't know.

"ah?"

Jiang Yangxin said that he learned all this from his grandson, and he learned it badly.

However, it doesn't matter.

grandson--

No, Jiang Yang hurriedly repeated what he said just now.

Li Qingning was surprised.

Although Li Qingning is used to Jiang Yang's unconstrained style and the unexpected thoughts that come out of her smart speaker from time to time, this story still makes her feel unconstrained and amazing.

certainly.

It is limited to this story.

It's impossible for Li Qingning to believe that Jiang Yang is Jesus. They don't know how many maps they have drawn. "If my mother hadn't told me about your bed-wetting when you were young, I would have believed it."

Jiang Yang was convinced: "This old lady, why don't you talk about everything."

Jiang Yang also gave up. It seems that this story is not suitable for fooling people in his environment.

It can only be changed into a drama or movie to bluff people.