Chapter 2405 A Pot of Urine

The old bird only felt his body stutter, and was almost scared to pee by the terrifying murderous aura released from Li Zedao's body.

Immediately, he glanced at Li Zedao in horror, turned around quickly, and urinated a lot into the teapot as he said.

The old bird turned around and looked at Li Zedao uneasily, feeling that the teapot in his hand was like a red-hot iron block, which was extremely hot.

"Master Ghost Mian, the little one is done peeing."

Li Zedao drank the tea in the cup in one gulp, then put the cup heavily on the table, and said sadly, "Fill it up."

"ah?"

The old bird's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he couldn't believe what he heard.

Does this rootless piece of shit like to drink piss? Or do you worship yourself so much that you want to drink your own urine? Anyway, this hobby is really unique.

Do you have a reason to prevent people from drinking urine? No. So the old bird quickly poured the tea mixed with urine into the cup.

"Drink it." Li Zedao said.

"..."

The old bird's face twitched quickly, and he almost choked to death on these words.

Don't you want to drink pee? why me? How can this rootless waste be so vicious?

He tried his best to squeeze out an ugly smile, and begged, "Master Ghost Mian..."

"If you haven't finished drinking within ten breaths, I'll pour the whole jug of urine into your mouth." Li Zedao cracked his mouth and laughed sinisterly.

The old bird quickly picked up the cup on the table, and swallowed up the liquid in it, but felt that his stomach was twisted badly, and he wanted to vomit when he opened his mouth.

"Spit it out, add another cup." Li Zedao said quietly.

So, the old bird abruptly swallowed back the foreign object that was about to come out.

"Old bird master actually likes to drink urine? It's really an eye-opener for the little one, admiration." Li Zedao got up, his one-eyed eyes were shining with stars, and he couldn't help adoring him.

The old bird's pale face forcibly squeezed out a humble smile, but there was a murderous look in the depths of his eyes.

Nima's rootless waste, don't let me find a chance, or I will kill you.

"Master Ghost Mian is so small, in front of you, how dare you call him a master?" Lao Niao said in a voice that was unfamiliar to him.

"Old Bird Master, drink slowly, and the small ones will not disturb your elegant mood, Old Bird Master." Li Zedao laughed, and was about to leave in high spirits.

Suddenly remembered something, Li Zedao stopped and looked back at the old bird, and smiled: "By the way, such a delicious pot of tea, Lao Niao, who cares so much about your subordinates, you will naturally not enjoy it for yourself, but let Xiaoniao and the others come over too Try it, right?"

"Exactly... that's the case." The old bird felt that this extremely vicious nonsense was quite reasonable.

How can this pot of such excellent tea be enjoyed by oneself alone? Naturally, they should let the birds try it too.

Li Zedao smiled coldly, turned around and walked out of the room.

That one eye was even more glimmering with anticipation.

Li Zedao looked forward to the efficacy of the developed Duangen Pill.

Just now Li Zedao had already put a Duangen Pill, which was almost the same shape and size as the Essence Blood Pill, into the teacup. When the old bird poured the mixed liquid of tea and urine into it, there was a lot of foam, and it was disgusting to add, so I really didn't find that there was an extra pill in the teacup.

Afterwards, the Root Breaking Pill smoothly entered the old bird's body.

"In about seven days, the effect of the medicine will start to take effect." Li Zedao's heart is full of anticipation.

Once the effect of the medicine is not bad, this elixir can be officially put into use, and then...

Li Zedao's one-eyed eyes were full of permeating ferocity, and then he walked towards the alchemy room in a moody mood.

After making sure that Li Zedao was far away, the old bird quickly put the teapot in his hand on the table, opened his mouth, and vomited wildly, almost vomiting out his internal organs in the end.

Who said it was your own urine... that is also urine, is this something that people can drink?

The old bird has decided that in the future, he will treasure every piss he spews, and reward it all to that rootless waste in the future.

After vomiting, he rinsed his mouth several times vigorously, and only then did he roughly eliminate the pungent smell of urine in his mouth.

His eyes fell on the teapot on the table, with a vicious glint in his eyes, almost gnashing his teeth.

"Ghost face!" The old bird roared in his heart.

But he also knows that when facing the rootless trash like Ghost Face for the time being, he can only look up to him, and he can only bury this resentment deep in his heart first.

Immediately grabbed the teapot on the table.

"This is good tea. I am an old bird who cares so much about my subordinates, so I should let them taste it too." The old bird murmured to himself, carrying the teapot and striding towards the medicinal material storehouse.

...

Alchemist Kunpeng just threw Li Zedao a pill furnace and a prescription for first-grade pills, and sent Li Zedao to a corner to try alchemy by himself. As for the herbs he needed, he went to the medicinal material storehouse to get them.

Li Zedao is not yet an alchemist, so naturally he is not qualified to let those birdmen from the medicinal material warehouse help him.

As a result, Li Zedao was able to enter the medicinal herb warehouse again with a big swagger. When the birdmen saw Li Zedao, their complexions turned ugly, but they had to bow respectfully and disgustingly to flatter them.

Remembering that this rootless trash was just a sandbag, they beat them whenever they wanted, scolded them whenever they wanted, and spit whenever they wanted.

Who knew that in a blink of an eye, he became the existence they looked up to again.

These bird people were very nervous, and they didn't know if he would take revenge or something.

Li Zedao likes to see their expressions, so he really likes to come to this pill store.

"Is the tea good?" Li Zedao asked with a smile.

"Tea?" These people looked at each other, not quite understanding what Li Zedao was talking about for a while.

Li Zedao reminded: "Old Bird has treasured a pot of good tea, he cares so much about his subordinates, why didn't he bring it here for you to taste?"

It was only then that these bird people suddenly realized: "Could it be that what the ghost-mian master said was the pot of tea that the old bird master sent before?"

"It's that pot of tea, have you drunk it?" Li Zedao asked.

These bird people nodded quickly, each of them looked very moved.

"The old bird master said that a precious potion was added to the tea, so the taste is not very good, but it can improve the essence and blood, and it is a great tonic." Another birdman looked at Li Zedao with a grateful expression on his face said.

Previously, the old bird expressed concern about such a good thing, and he, the old bird, couldn't enjoy it all to himself, so he took it, and each person had a cup.

These bird people were so moved, they drank the precious potion quickly while being grateful, and licked the cup vigorously after drinking, it was really unsatisfactory.

The smell...it's really not very good, no, it can be said to be quite bad, it seems to smell like urine. Of course, they'd never drank piss, but that's what their piss seemed to taste like.

But the taste of the Essence Blood Pill wasn't good either, so these birdmen didn't think much about it, and even wished they could drink a few more cups.

"He really said that?" Li Zedao smiled gloatingly.

"This..." These birdmen suddenly had a bad feeling in their hearts. Could it be that there is something wrong with the tea?

Li Zedao's expression was rather beating, and he looked at these bird people as if he was looking at idiots.

"Actually, that pot of tea was given to Lao Niaoye by me. I was about to leave the medicinal material storehouse to learn alchemy with alchemist Kunpeng. I really couldn't bear Lao Niaoye, so I gave him the teapot. Actually, then It's not a great tonic at all, it's...hehe, pee."

"..." The expressions on the faces of these birdmen froze into a ball, and their brains roared violently.

"Old Bird took such good care of me, I really don't know how to thank him. So I let him urinate in the teapot, let him drink a cup, and reminded him to bring the rest to share with you ...It seems that you are quite satisfied with the taste." Li Zedao grinned and smiled wickedly.

"..."

"vomit……"

Li Zedao left the medicinal material warehouse in a sour mood, and returned to the alchemy room.

In the next few days, Li Zedao's life was quite peaceful.

Except for going to the medicinal material warehouse to get the medicinal materials, Li Zedao stayed in that corner most of the time, trying to refine that first-grade elixir with a very serious look.

Of course, I really like to see the faces of those bird people who are very itchy but have to force a smile, so Li Zedao goes to the medicinal material warehouse a lot.

As for alchemist Hunpeng, he focused on the alchemy furnaces in front of him, and he didn't even look at Li Zedao for a few days, just pretending that he didn't exist.

On this day, there was a light knock on the door of the alchemy room.

"Come in." Alchemist Kunpeng said without raising his head.

The person who came in was not the person who brought the medicinal materials, but a man in black.

"Alchemist Kunpeng, Master Cat wants you to come over." The man in black bowed.

"What's the matter?" Alchemist Kunpeng still didn't even raise his head.

In this Sumeru Domain, alchemists have such a status, especially alchemists like Kunpeng alchemists who can easily refine essence and blood pills.

Even Shen Gongmao would not look condescending in front of these alchemists, let alone in front of alchemist Kunpeng.

The man in black made a bow, and his tone became weird: "That situation happened again, Master Cat asked you to go and have a look."

"If you don't clarify the matter in one breath, you won't be able to speak in the future." Alchemist Kunpeng said lightly, but still didn't even lift his head.

The man hurriedly said: "It's like this, before the big bird in the medicinal material warehouse suspected that he had taken some kind of elixir, which caused his lower body to fester, and now the old bird's lower body in the medicinal material warehouse is also festering, the symptoms seem to be the same as before, but different Yes, the old bird didn't feel any pain."

A terrible picture came to mind. When the man's body paused, he felt as if a gust of wind had blown through his lower body, which was chilly, and his eyes showed horror.

Alchemist Kunpeng raised his head suddenly when he heard the words, his brows were already wrinkled, and he said, "Is there such a thing?"

Once is a coincidence, twice?

In the corner, Li Zedao's one eye shone with a gloomy light.

"Don't worry, this is just the beginning." He said in a voice that only he could hear.

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