Chapter 873 Human Confusion Behavior Award
"Those guys didn't drink oolong tea, damn it!"
"Yeah, I don't drink healthy sugar-free oolong tea, but I drink high-sugar and high-carbonated Pepsi! I don't know if cola kills sperm, and the carbonic acid lacks calcium?!"
"That's right, that's right."
Jin Chao and Lu Changfeng were very shameless for Dahei's behavior of buying two boxes of Pepsi Cola instead of drinking Suntory Oolong tea.
"I don't have any concept of health, bah!" Lu Changfeng spat.
"Spitting everywhere. Do you know that it can spread diseases? Do you know it's unhygienic? Do you know that during sasi, it's because people like you spit everywhere without masks that so many people get sick?!"
Lu Changfeng's phlegm had just landed when a woman with a red armband came and pointed at him at some point.
In the capital there are enthusiastic Chaoyang people, and in Huaihai, there are also enthusiastic Huaihai aunts in the community.
They are elusive, and they always appear when people are caught off guard.
This is the case when sorting garbage.
The same is true for the front line of gambling in the community.
This is still the case in the front line of strict hygiene.
Just like now, when Lu Changfeng spit on the street, Aunt Huaihai appeared. Criticism and education are done in one go.
"People like you, dressed like five people and six people, don't know some basic hygiene knowledge. I won't embarrass you, I will write a letter of repentance here, and promise not to spit anywhere in the future."
The aunt with the red armband pulled out a notebook and a pen from somewhere.
"Let's write."
Lu Changfeng and Jin Chao looked at the red armband aunt with black lines on their faces.
This aunt does not act alone, the red armband aunts in the community usually act in two or three at the same time. Jin Chao and Lu Changfeng were surrounded by two or three community aunts and forced to write a letter of repentance.
This matter has attracted onlookers. Many people pointed at Lu Changfeng and Jin Chao. Someone from the photo studio opposite also looked over.
"All right, all right, I'll write, I'll write." When Lu Changfeng saw someone poking his head in the photo studio opposite, he immediately faltered. Don't look at him and Jin Chao wanting to deal with the people around Jiang Hua, and each move is more vicious than the other.
But if it really caught Jiang Hua's attention. The two of them were afraid that there would be no bones left. Now Lu Changfeng was afraid that Jiang Hua on the opposite side would glance over curiously, what if he found the two of them?
Don't look at myself and Jin Chao talking and laughing here, as if they don't take Jiang Hua seriously, but Lu Changfeng is very clear about his real situation.
"Write it quickly, write it quickly." Under the command of the red armband aunt, Lu Changfeng had to sign a letter of repentance, promising that he would never spit in the future.
"No, it's not signed yet."
Lu Changfeng signed his name. The aunts left as if they had won a big battle, and promoted while walking: "Be safe when you go out. Look at the flu in the United States, tens of millions of people have been infected. Our country must also do a good job. Protective, you know!"
"I know, I know. You go slowly, go slowly~" Lu Changfeng begged God and worshiped Buddha to keep this group of red armband aunts away from him.
Jin Chao frowned: "Brother Lu, you just let them go like this?"
"Um?"
"Don't you want to curse? They insulted you so much."
"A man can bend and stretch. There were too many people watching just now. You can see that there are people watching us in the photo studio opposite. If I make a move, I'm afraid it will attract Jiang Hua's attention. If I attract attention, it will not be beautiful." Lu Changfeng said with a faint smile: "A real man, you must always have the ability to do things yourself."
Jin Chao snorted twice, and finally said: "You are not decisive enough. Can you still be regarded as the one who brought us home?!"
"Hey, Killing Guojue. You are Killing Guojue. Why didn't you see you stab each of those aunts just now. Don't say you can't do it. Isn't killing them like killing chickens?" Lu Changfeng listened to Jin Chao. very unhappy.
"Show me how decisive you are. It's just sarcastic remarks. If you spit just now, you must have written the guarantee."
Jin Chao frowned deeper: "This is your business, why should I take action? Can't you solve it yourself?"
"Hey, you are addicted to cheating. You earn more money by cheating than by cheating, right?" Lu Changfeng became angry as he spoke.
"I didn't know what you were doing when I was killing people in another world!"
Jin Chao responded lightly: "Maybe it's fucking you."
"I'm fucking!" Lu Changfeng lifted the table and threw it at Jin Chao's head.
With a wave of Jin Chao's hand, the water vapor condensed into a water knife on his fingertips, and he cut the table in half.
"Jin, let's have a good talk today. Let's go, make gestures outside. If you kneel down and call me grandpa today, you will be my grandson!"
Lu Changfeng pointed at Jin Chao's nose and scolded him.
"Let's go! Just make gestures, who is afraid of whom?!" Jin Chao was also stubborn. They were all fighting and killing in another world, who is afraid of them.
The biggest problem of the Homecoming League was exposed at this moment. That is, in the entire organization, everyone is a member in name. But no one agrees with each other, and maybe they can cooperate at some point. But sometimes it turns out inexplicably.
After all, who didn't become a master in another world?
If you encounter those who are much more capable than yourself, then you may still be low and small. But when you meet someone with similar strength, be patient? Oh, let's talk about it after a beat.
When Zhang Tong turned his attention, the two had already left.
"What happened on the other side?" Zhang Tong asked Dahei.
"It seems to be a quarrel, and then there will be a fight?" Dahei rubbed his chin.
"Oh, don't worry about them then. Bring the Coke up."
"OK."
Zhang Tong ignored the two villains who were supposed to destroy his and Jiang Hua's wedding photos who ran to the duel.
Although Suntory Oolong Tea was tampered with, nothing else happened afterwards. This made Zhang Tong a little surprised, but he had been on guard for a long time. Is that what the villain means?
But it's a good thing no one disturbs, I can take wedding photos with Jiang Hua with peace of mind.
It was just that later, when Zhang Tonghui was on the way to watch the news on his mobile phone, he came across such a piece of news.
[Our reporter found two seriously injured near the Suzhou River in this city at around 4:00 p.m. According to the traces at the scene, it can be inferred that the two fought each other by the river, resulting in large areas of hands and fractures on both sides. Both are critically ill and have been sent to the intensive care unit for emergency treatment. 】
[It is still unknown why the two fought each other. Police say both are likely to be charged with injuring another. 】
After watching the news, Zhang Tong said hello:? ? ?
What is this? Human Behavior Award?