Chapter 971

Xiao Hei said he was afraid of the dark?

This is probably the funniest joke in the world. As a dark knight, the world that Xiao Hei has been living in is not a bright place. Sunshine is a luxury in that world, and there is only one faint sun with the brightness of a 30-watt LED lamp hanging in the sky. Where is the sunshine?

In the world of the Dark Knight, the light sources of all things almost come from the erupting volcanoes, as well as the magma flows from the volcanoes.

Living in this kind of world, there is nothing to be afraid of the dark. It can even be said that darkness is the nourishment of the Dark Knight.

However, Xiao Hei probably has been with Zhang Tong for too long now, so in some aspects of character, Zhang Tong has gradually approached Zhang Tong and has become less sincere.

But then again, in this day and age, can you really get a girl? Can't!

Xiao Hei still remembers that he watched a program of a certain emotional master before, and there was a good passage in it: Men always ask why modern girls don’t like honest people anymore?

Because the honesty that men understand is different from the honesty that women understand.

The honest man understood by women: loyal and reliable, not careless, not promiscuous. Capable, visionary, self-motivated, and will work hard to climb up after identifying a goal. Although sometimes he would hit his head and bleed, and he would be so angry that he wanted to beat him up and let him change his bad temper, but the enthusiasm he burst out when he was serious and persistent in his career always made him feel angry. People melt. This kind of person has the capital to be dishonest, to be a scumbag and a big radish, but he keeps himself clean, this is called an honest person. This kind of honest person is hard to find, no number of girls can find it with lanterns.

The honest person understood by men: not good at words, not good at communication, and has no special skills. To be dull is not romantic, to push one step at a time, to have a vision without a vision, to have a pattern without a pattern. In the end, the people around him really had nothing to praise him, they could only say one thing: You are so honest.

But in fact, these so-called honest people may not be really honest. Many of their honesty stem from their own incompetence. Not because they want to be honest, but because they are incapable of being dishonest. They can't go to feasting and feasting, and they can't go to luxury. But once these people suddenly develop hair one day, then these people will retaliate their previous life with ten times and a hundred times of deterioration.

The girls nowadays are all monkeys and monkeys. You can tell the truth from the fake honesty at a glance. And taking a step back, if a man really only has honesty as his characteristic, then this man would be too sad. How dare a girl associate with such a boy so easily? Are you not afraid of becoming targeted poverty alleviation?

Originally, Xiao Xiao also thought that Xiao Hei was an honest and worthless man, but recently she found out that she seemed to be underestimating Xiao Hei.

"I said Xiao Hei, did you tell me what you said?" Xiao Xiao circled Xiao Hei twice: "Why do I not believe it? You said that you are afraid of the dark, I am afraid that such stupid words can only deceive you Just a little girl with no brains."

After Xiao Xiao finished speaking, the sweat dripped from Xiao Hei's forehead. He said this too fast, because he didn't have enough experience, and he didn't have a good sense of proportion.

"this……"

"that……"

"I mean..."

Xiao Hei's cold sweat was streaming down, but he hesitated and didn't know what to say. Xiao Hei still lacks quick wits. If Zhang Tong encounters such a situation, he is appointed to relieve the embarrassment with one sentence, but Xiao Hei is not capable enough to do this.

Xiao Xiao looked at Xiao Hei who faltered and couldn't speak, and saw his slightly clumsy appearance, Xiao Xiao burst out laughing.

"Okay, okay. Don't pretend to be clumsy. You bastard, you look honest on the surface, but you have a lot of bad water in your stomach." Xiao Xiao poked Xiao Hei indifferently Clumsy: "Do you just want to live with me?"

Xiao Hei's mouth twitched, yes, that's what he thought. But being exposed by Xiao Xiao like this, what can he say? Should I admit it shamelessly?

"Yeah." Xiao Hei admitted shamelessly, without any hesitation or delay, not even a 250pin delay.

pia～～

Xiao Xiao's slap hit Xiao Hei's shoulder, the slap was quite powerful, and Xiao Hei grinned. Don't forget, Xiao Xiao is no longer a thin and weak woman, although she looks like this on the surface. But she has been exercising for quite some time. Now if Xiao Xiao unleashed a super serious punch, the power of the punch would not be inferior to a medium-sized artillery.

"Why are you so shameless, you are almost as shameless as Boss Zhang!"

Xiao Hei felt very wronged: "Xiao Xiao, how can you curse people!"

Xiao Xiao realized that she had said something wrong, and she immediately corrected it and said, "Yes, yes, yes, Boss Zhang still..."

"How can I compare with a shameless person like Boss Zhang!" Xiao Hei interrupted what Xiao Xiao hadn't finished speaking.

Puba~ Xiao Xiao laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha! Be careful that the boss will break your leg if he knows what you say about him." Xiao Xiao patted Xiao Hei on the shoulder, but this time he didn't use much force.

Now the atmosphere between the two is much better, and Xiao Hei can still barely win back for himself. But his goal has not been reached yet. He wants to live with Xiao Xiao, this is his main purpose. Otherwise, wouldn't the foreshadowing in front be wasted?

Xiao Hei looked at Xiao Xiao for a long time.

Xiao Xiao got hairy from being stared at: "What are you looking at me for?"

"It's what I told you just now, think about it."

"Hmph ~ why do I live here. What is your relationship with me?" Xiao Xiao snorted softly, and the words were all about this, Xiao Hei should be able to understand it.

Cohabitation! This is a big deal! Besides, Xiao Xiao is only eighteen this year.

However, as a dark knight who reproduces asexually, Xiao Hei obviously doesn't think about so many things. He just scratched his head: "This... I just think that we can talk and play together when we live together, and the two heats can be very happy..."

"I'm so pissed off!" Xiao Xiao's 12-way kick directly touched Xiao Hei's body, and the kick sounded fluffy.

"Get out!" Xiao Xiao pointed at the door, telling Xiao Hei to get out. Xiao Hei didn't know why Xiao Xiao was angry, so he could only get out, but he didn't realize the problem until halfway through.

"Xiao Xiao, this seems to be my home..."

"Then I'll go!"

"No, no, no. I'll go, I'll go. But can you give me a reason first?"

"You still want a reason from me? Go to hell, dead straight man!"