Journey to the West: I Am Entertaining in the Great Tang

Chapter 1036

If a living person buys it, the boss who sells the coffin can know, so only the dead person does not know.

The Seventh Fairy nodded: "Indeed, the answer is the coffin that only the dead can use."

This is the first mortal who got the peach first. Under the burning eyes of the audience, that mortal got the peach.

"Mist grass, I wonder if he can really prolong life?"

"The queen mother's fairy peach, let's just take a bite!"

"Unfortunately, if we don't answer the question correctly, we won't get it!"

"What to do, let's quickly guess the question!"

"I can't even guess it. It's just a brain problem. What kind of weird problems are these?"

"Then you have to guess! If you guess it, you will get a free fairy peach!"

"That's right, with Xiantao, you can prolong your life, and even live forever!"

Not to mention ordinary people, even the officials of the Tang Dynasty, even Li Shimin and Empress Changsun were tempted by the important matter of longevity.

They paid close attention to Seven Fairy's live broadcast room, and logged in their own numbers to come in to answer.

Although he is the emperor, there is no treasure from the fairy family, especially if it belongs to the queen mother!

The Seventh Fairy began to ask again: "What day is the third day of April?"

hiss--!

Such a tricky question!

It's so weird!

Originally, the audience were guessing wildly. Some thought that since it was the Seven Fairies' problem, it must have something to do with the Heavenly Court.

Guess it's the Queen Mother's birthday.

Some even guessed it was the wedding anniversary of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother!

While guessing wildly, Empress Changsun frowned slightly, and then blurted out an answer: "The birthday of a person born on the third day of April."

Li Shimin on the side listened and nodded immediately, not bad!

He immediately sent out a barrage and wrote this answer.

The Seventh Fairy looked at the barrage that popped up suddenly, and it turned out to be Emperor Tang!

"Congratulations, friend Tanghuang, you got the answer right!"

"Mist Grass! It's all right!"

"This answer is too tricky!"

"That's right, what kind of person can think of such an answer?"

Seeing the flying barrage, Li Shimin and Empress Changsun looked at each other and smiled.

At this time, a fairy peach suddenly appeared in front of them, red, big, bright in color and extremely fragrant.

Li Shimin's eyes lit up, "Queen, you came up with this, please enjoy it quickly."

"No no! Your Majesty!"

Empress Changsun said quickly, "You work day and night on state affairs, and the body of the dragon is important, so you should enjoy it!"

The two kept pushing back and forth, but in the end, Li Shimin came up with a way to share.

Good things must be shared together, longevity or immortality, but also two people together!

At this time, the relationship between two people can be seen the most. If it is Houyi and Chang'e, they cannot do this.

Think about it, after Chang'e got the elixir of immortality, she ate it alone, became a fairy and went to the moon palace, leaving only the lonely Houyi to fall into reincarnation!

They ate the peaches with smiles, and then continued to watch the live broadcast.

Tang Sanzang was doing a live broadcast of the game, and there were quite a few people, but for some reason, they all ran away in a daze!

He was very puzzled, what's going on, how did hundreds of thousands of people run away in the blink of an eye?

The same is true for the other live broadcast rooms. The fashion anchor, Princess Gao Yang, and even Venerable Kasyapa, who sells water jade mirrors well, all the people in the live broadcast rooms ran away.

They strangely followed the audience to Seven Fairy's live broadcast room, and only then realized that Seven Fairy was selling fairy peaches on behalf of others!

Fog Grass!

Venerable Kasyapa's heart was churning, the limelight of Buddhism was still snatched away by the heaven!

Originally, he took out glass to sell to let the common people see that Buddhism has treasures, but unexpectedly, everyone was snatched away by the Seven Fairies.

Of course, these people are all here for Xiantao.

The Seven Fairies are writing a question:

"Natural" refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is "acquired"?

"the day after tomorrow!"

This question is relatively easy. Once it is uttered, someone will answer it correctly.

"There is a cobra in the forest, but it never bites. Why?"

"Because you lost all your teeth?"

"Because the cobra is full?"

Later someone got the answer right because there was no one in the forest.

"Excuse me, what is the word for one more stroke in wooden characters?"

Hearing that Seven Fairies came up with an anagram, which was relatively simple, the audience came to their senses.

"He! The grass of the seedlings!"

Many barrages were sent at the same time, and the answers were all He Miao's He.

But Seventh Fairy shook her head lightly.

Cheng Chumo poked the screen of his phone to pieces, and the answer he sent was also He.

But it's not right!

Later, he had an idea, and Mu Duo flicked it, wasn't that Yi!

"The answer is shift! The answer is shift!"

Cheng Chumo's bullet screens were sent out one after another, making the Seven Fairies overwhelmed.

However, he got it right!

The peach was delivered to the eyes in the next moment, and Cheng Chu silently washed it without washing it, so he picked it up and tasted it.

"Wow! The taste is so good! The taste is delicious!"

Cheng Yaojin happened to come to see what his son was doing, seeing this scene, he was very envious.

Cheng Chumo gave him a piece of fairy peach, and after Cheng Yaojin tasted it, he felt that he had never tasted such a delicacy!

He couldn't help but turn on his phone, eager to answer.

Why did Xiao Ming become a "father" at the age of 4?

When doing "play house".

Chickens and ducks were locked in the refrigerator, the chickens died, why didn't the ducks die?

Anxious (chicken) is dead.

May I ask what is smaller than float?

Son of Float.

Lao Wang shaves 40-50 times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. Why?

Because he is a barber, and he shaves for others.

May I ask why the fox is easy to wrestle?

Because the fox is cunning (feet).

Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When he was resting, he tied the dog to a roadside tree with a 5-meter rope and placed the bones 8 meters away from the dog. After a while, he found that the bone was taken away by the dog. Do you know why?

The bone is 3 meters away from the tree and 8 meters away from the dog. The dog can take it away by turning from the other side.

A bull plus a cow, guess three words?

two cows.

Chuchu's birthday is on March 30th, may I ask which year is March 30th?

Every March 30th.

How should one describe a woman who has been divorced fifty times? (an idiom).

The former "public" is abandoned.

When is 1+2 not equal to 3?

When the calculation is wrong.

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Cheng Yaojin was speechless for a while as he watched the answers appearing quickly on the barrage.

He went all out to answer, but he didn't succeed even once.

These idiots are too fast!

Either he gave the wrong answer, or he didn't catch up and was caught first.

Seeing that there were fewer and fewer peaches on the Seven Fairy's table, he was really scratching his ears and heart.

Let's see, when it's my turn to answer correctly once, this fairy peach will not be given away for free, but purchased at a sky-high price!

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