Chapter 357 Fuck Your Uncle's Waist and Horse
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At this time, the old Taoist narrowed his eyes slightly.
He concluded that Li Fei was a big shot pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and he was too smart to evade him, otherwise how could he have knocked himself flying with one finger?
At the same time, I felt dizzy at my foolish act of dying. How confident was I that I let this little devil punch me?
All in all? Fuck your uncle's waist and horse together!
Daoist Yunhe once thought he was dead, he coughed a few times and stood up.
Ningyu stood on tiptoe, supported Taoist Master Yunhe, and was full of surprises: "Master can stand up now! It's done so fast! Little Lizi's medicine really works!"
"Yeah!" Ning Xiang hurriedly supported Yunhe's other arm.
"Hey! I'm old as a teacher and useless!" He shook his head crying and laughing, and suddenly his expression froze. Looking at Li Fei who was standing not far away, he let out a groan like he saw a ghost.
"So it's not a hallucination! Little Lizi is here! He...he didn't have a water gun, did he?"
Li Fei turned around and looked at him with a half-smile.
He was so frightened that he backed up a few steps one after another, he was beaten to death by Li Fei, and he stammered.
"Senior! The juniors don't know Mount Tai with eyes! So you are the big shot!" After Yunhe realized it, he paid a lot of respects to Li Fei, which made the two twins look confused.
However, Li Fei sighed: "Oh! I don't blame you. I didn't expect the Mahayana in the Western Continent to be so weak, even inferior to the little goblins and the four great demon emperors. Take care of your wounds." Li Fei sighed and seemed very lonely .
"Demon... the demon emperor? To be called the demon emperor, at least it must be an extremely powerful existence above the middle stage of the fourth level of the Mahayana period! Has it become a goblin in your mouth? This... how strong is this nima !" In the Mahayana stage, only the gap between each floor is like clouds and mud, and the difference is huge, especially because the cultivation is too difficult. Some Mahayana stage cards are stuck on a certain floor for tens of thousands of years and will soon fall, but his strength is strong, compared with other just The time to enter the Mahayana period is very different, and the natural strength is also very different, so
In order to achieve one, the world of cultivating immortals, which is barren compared to other worlds, is divided into the early, middle and late stages.
"You don't feel any pain?" Li Fei asked casually.
Yunhe was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Although the consciousness is still burning, but the body is fine! Thank you, senior, for your concern!"
Li Fei nodded: "That's right, you shouldn't be too good, because it's easy to protrude the disc in your waist."
"ah?"
Li Fei said lightly: "I'm hungry, since you can still move, go get some specialties here to eat."
The elixir on Li Fei's body emerged endlessly, and it was hard to find all of them. Daoist Yunhe had recovered most of his injuries at this time, but he still stood tremblingly, not daring to move.
After all, this is the big city of cultivating immortals, and eating is done by mortals, how can immortal cultivators eat? Looking for some delicacies that mortals eat? Probably not at all? Where do I go to find it?
"Ex...Senior, what are you talking about eating? Could it be a real dragon or a phoenix..."
Li Fei suddenly seemed to have caught something, and just stared at the old man without moving for a few minutes, the old man finally couldn't hold it anymore with cold sweat all over his head.
"Senior, you keep staring at Xiaodao like this, Xiaodao is a little scared, if you have any request, senior, just ask, I will go through fire and water!"
"There must be a lot of good things about Confucianism, Taoism, and Buddhism, right?"
"Ah? That's right..." Old Taoist Yun He subconsciously said.
A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Li Fei's mouth.
What food can be more enjoyable than going directly to the lair of the most powerful local forces?
As the saying goes, a strong dragon can't overwhelm local snakes, and these local snakes must have scooped up the best things in the area!
Seeing that Li Fei didn't speak, but just smiled like this, the old Taoist's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly thought of something bad.
The other party almost killed himself by moving his fingers. He was so overwhelmed by the power of the demon god and the ancient times. If the other party wanted to kill him, or catch all the twins, the consequences...
Thinking of this, he immediately took out a variety of bamboo slips from his bosom, on which were recorded various exercises and formulas. Seeing that the heat here was still using bamboo slips, Li Fei also smashed them. Clicking your tongue, it seems that this is the most basic culture of the so-called Confucianism and Taoism.
Li Fei took it over with great interest and began to read it. With his top-grade talent of the Heavenly Spirit Vein, these skills were just swept away and all of them were memorized in his mind.
"It's all rubbish exercises, and they are not as powerful as my watermelon boxing!" Li Fei shook his head casually, with a look of disgust, but he also learned some Taoist essence, and he has a more precise grasp of power and techniques And subtle.
A mosquito flew by in the air and Li Fei just squinted his eyes, and the mosquito exploded to death. He didn't use any inheritance or magic, and he didn't affect any fluctuations around him, and even the air wasn't affected. Hearing Li Fei say that their exercises are rubbish, Yunhe Laodao explained bitterly: "Our Taoist sect uses the mind method and pays attention to transforming the mortal, while the Buddhist sect uses the Heart Sutra and some spiritual light, and most of them Buddhist monks are all Dharma-body cultivators, and their physical bodies are stronger than ordinary monks. Confucianism is solid.
Their strength is not very good, but they are extremely miraculous. They actually rely on righteousness and some pens and papers to fight, and even recite poems to send out attacks that disturb people's minds. , but Xiaodao has never seen it before. "
These words of Yunhe old man have given out the brief introduction of the Liao faction, and Li Fei knows it in his heart.
"This is a human world where coquettish characters coexist. It is indeed much stronger than the Yuntian Continent under the protection of the Immortal Curtain!"
"However, others are only trying to save the sect, or find themselves in trouble, to solve it, to counterattack. I, Li Fei, am such a person? Trouble? I'm sorry, it's always the young master who makes trouble for others!"
"Here, if people don't offend me, I will also be offended!"
"Treasures, here I come!"
After Li Fei finished thinking in his heart, he slowly spoke to the old Taoist Yunhe.
"Which force is the closest to here?"
The old Taoist Yunhe couldn't figure out Li Fei's thoughts at all, so he had to tell everything without saying anything, for fear that Li Fei would shoot him to death if he was unhappy.
"Buddha."
Li Fei narrowed his eyes slightly: "Buddha? It's not bad to go and see, Daoist, you don't need to prepare anything to eat, there is a treat today, let's go, Confucianism!"
Zhangyue City, Confucianism School, Li Fei is still very interested in going there, Zhang Xiuxiu invited him to go before, the reason why he didn't go was because he felt that being a guest would cause trouble? Get rid of the relationship with them first, and then make troubles, at least you won't be despised by your acquaintances!