Chapter 642 Buy Two Get One Free
After waiting for a long time, Chidori put on a white wedding dress and walked slowly on the red carpet with the help of his father. His father's face was complicated, with happiness and reluctance colliding together. Duran thought that fortunately his daughter would never grow up, and he didn't need to go through this situation.
Duran finally brought Sagara Sosuke back in time. At this time, he stood in front of the priest with a nervous face, as if he was forced to the execution ground by the executioner with a gun at gunpoint. The only difference was that his face was red and his eyes were full of happiness.
Like Sagara, there was also Cruz. He stood opposite Sagara and looked at Mao, who was wearing a wedding dress behind Chidori, and kept swallowing his saliva. He was uncomfortable because of nervousness, and the bow tie on his neck made him breathless.
"You will always be nervous for the first time, and you will get used to it after a few more times." As soon as Duran said this, he was immediately stared at by countless people around him.
There is no such thing as practice makes perfect when it comes to getting married.
The priest read the vows, and both teams of newlyweds said "I do". Then exchanged rings.
Sagara's ring was prepared long ago, a sapphire ring, prepared by Denise. Anyway, Sagara and Chidori, Mao and Cruz only need to provide people for this wedding. They are lucky to have two rich friends, Duran and Denise. Not everyone can make friends with rich people.
"Lucky, lucky. Hahaha." Duran originally wanted to be the wedding priest, but Chidori refused righteously because she was afraid that Duran, who did not play by the rules, would ruin the wedding. So Duran can only sit in the guest seat and pat his thigh.
Exchange rings, and then the couple kissed.
Everyone was very happy during the wedding, except Tessa of course. But Denise sat next to Tessa, with the older sister comforting the younger sister, Tessa was not very sad, and even smiled, wishing the newlyweds happiness.
"Before eating, let's take a group photo." Duran suggested, "Quick, everyone gather together."
The stars surrounded the two couples, and everyone was smiling in the group photo.
They printed it out immediately, and each person kept one as a souvenir. Duran even signed a few of them, which could appreciate in value in the future. After a meal, Duran was finally able to leave with peace of mind. There was no place in this world that he needed to worry about.
Going to a new world.
Tessa was persuaded by Denise to go on a journey, but when she saw the boundless gate, she was also shocked. She heard that it would be a journey through time, and she thought it would be a huge machine, but she didn't expect it to be a door.
"There's nothing strange about this. Since the formation of the universe, there have been countless miracles in the universe. This gate is one of them. It belongs to the gods in the universe. In the end, they gave it to our couple. It can be regarded as a fate." Duran explained a little, "Don't worry, just hold Denise's hand, there will be no problem."
Tessa looked at Denise's profile and felt that she was very reliable and that she could trust her.
The door opened, and Tessa's hand was led by Denise and walked forward.
Entering the world without Sagara Sosuke, Tessa felt a little disappointed, but as a whisperer and scientist, the expectation of the unknown world quickly drove away the disappointment. A brand new world, she was going to have a fifth-level contact.
The so-called five types of contact refer to the degree of contact between humans and aliens.
Zero-level contact: witnessing a UFO from a distance; First-level contact: witnessing a UFO from a close distance; Second-level contact: touching a UFO or touching the traces left by a UFO; Third-level contact: seeing the UFO and alien life forms clearly; Fourth-level release: communicating with aliens through telepathy; Fifth-level release: having a friendly and sincere communication with aliens.
Now Tessa felt that she would have a chance to have a fifth-level contact if she passed through the gate.
It was still a random world.
In corners where the light could not reach, civilians who had no means of living were the prey of perverted nobles, worse than livestock. At least livestock would not be humiliated before being killed and eaten. However, civilians targeted by perverted nobles would suffer the lowest trampling and spitting before death, and finally die tragically, and their bodies might be insulted by perverts.
This is the imperial capital, where evil and darkness breed.
Tatsumi, a young boy who left his poor hometown with two companions and was determined to make a big career, was full of ambition and ready to do something big, but he didn't know that misfortune had already befallen him.
The boy who was separated from his companions on the way came to the prosperous imperial capital alone, and immediately felt the malice of the imperial capital. All the money on his body flew away. He couldn't find his companions and had no money, so he had to live on the streets.
In the evening, his stomach growled with hunger, but no one came to help him. Crouching on the street, he almost had no strength to walk. He only blamed himself for being careless. Why was he deceived? He had heard from the adults in the village that there were many scammers in big cities, so why did he still get fooled?
"Take it, you will use it."
Suddenly the girl's voice turned into Tatsumi's ears, and a small card appeared in front of him, handed to him by a white arm.
"?" With the light of dusk, he saw the words on the card clearly, "Orchid Coffin Shop?" The background of the card was a blooming spring orchid.
The coffin and the orchid don't go together.
"Take it."
The young man saw that the person who handed over the card was a little girl, who was not even close to his chest. She started working before she was ten years old. The imperial capital was indeed very difficult. Seeing that the girl was so cute and hard-working, even though the card was from a coffin and it was unknown, Tazmi still accepted it.
"We are newly opened. You can get discounts when you enter the store with your card. Our store also offers a body collection service. We will be on call if necessary." After saying this, the girl walked away.
It is indeed the imperial capital, and everything is so strange. People selling coffins are collecting corpses? Tazmi put the card away, unable to do anything about her stomach's protest again. Why didn't anyone send me some money? Didn’t they say that the imperial capital was paved with gold bricks and it rained gold coins? Why do you have to be so miserable?
But despite the misfortune, his heart is still full of optimism, because this is the imperial capital. As long as he works hard, he will definitely have a chance to succeed. The wealth and rights of the imperial capital are waiting for him. Thinking of the protest from his stomach, it didn't matter anymore. He would definitely succeed and then return home in glory with his companions.
The young man who refused to surrender to reality finally had a lucky break. In the cold wind, he met a blond rich lady. The noble lady was elegant and kind-hearted. She took the boy back to her mansion and prepared a luxurious dinner. and accommodation.
The young man was immersed in happiness and even thought that he was lucky. Sure enough, there are still good people in the imperial capital, and the good person is a beautiful female noble daughter who is so down-to-earth and generous.
Unfortunately, it only took one day for the boy to learn a lesson he would never forget.
Tazmi's two companions, his childhood sweetheart and his childhood sweetheart, appeared in front of him horribly. They were also brought back to the mansion by the rich lady under the same pretext, and then imprisoned and allowed to be bullied and abused by the perverted noble lady. By the time Tazmi found out, his two companions were already worse than dead.
The aristocratic lady finally revealed her true face. She was one of these young boys and girls who were wandering the streets, inviting them home with enthusiasm, and then letting her play with them until they died.
In the other courtyard, Tazmi's nose was hit by the fishy smell and she kept vomiting, as if thousands of dead mice were piled up in this room. But this is not a rat, but a stinking corpse, or the living dead that is not dead yet.
"vomit--"
"Hahaha, you will soon become one of them. You idiots, do you really think that a free lunch will fall from the sky? Hahaha, there must be a limit for idiots. , Hahaha. It really makes me laugh to death." The noble lady despised the prodigal dog in front of her, "The untouchables should have the awareness of untouchables, otherwise you can't blame me for being greedy, haha, I just said a few words, You are really as good as dogs. I might as well go to the street and feed the dogs. If I didn't see you untouchables as more fun than dogs, I wouldn't pay attention to you."
Tazmi gritted his teeth, and the blood vessels in his body were about to burst. His anger made the temperature of his whole body rise. I was really too naive, too naïve. The sound of teeth grinding kept echoing in Tazmi's brain.
"You untouchables deserve this, especially if you think pie will fall from the sky. Now accept your fate."
"Tazmi..." The girl who was completely humiliated, furious, and whose hair was pulled out one by one, faintly called out the boy's name.
"Ahhhhh--" The young man was finally swallowed up by his anger and rushed towards the noble lady crazily.
But how could an unarmed young man be a match for a noble lady? He was constantly beaten down and really turned into a bitch.
"Hahahahahaha." The noble lady smiled happily. Tazmi's performance so far was quite satisfactory, "Keep barking, keep barking -"
"Ah." Tazmi's anger was obviously full, but because she had no skills, she could only be beaten and couldn't take revenge at all. "Why, it was obviously you who invited us, it was obviously you who invited us." Tazmi didn't know. Understand why they were killed just for accepting help from 'good Samaritans'. He didn't know that in the eyes of the nobles, the lives of the poor were only worth a meal.
"Because, this is the imperial capital!" The noble lady smiled even more happily, "You untouchables will never understand that you and your male companions are both my toys, and that girl actually has such supple hair. Changfa, do you want to challenge the world? I want to play you badly, just like your two compatriots."
Tazmi was finally scared. He didn’t want to die. He hadn’t returned home in glory yet. He couldn’t die. He had to save his companions. “I won’t die——”
At this time, the killer organization's night attack finally descended from the blood moon, and they received an assassination mission to get rid of the perverted nobleman who murdered. The girl had no power to fight back in front of the killer organization. She was just murderous but had no strength, and was quickly subdued.
"Please wait a moment, can you let me do it myself? I want to kill my enemy with my own hands." Tazmi struggled to stand up. His companions were no longer breathing. It was so miserable. Maybe death was a gift to them. But at least he wanted to kill this nobleman and avenge his companions.
The killers exchanged glances and finally agreed.
Tazmi picked up the sword on the ground and pierced the girl's heart. She was so calm, as if what she had taken away was just the life of an ant.
Blood leaked from the wound, taking away the temperature and life. Finally, the noble girl died and fell in a pool of blood.
Tazmi knelt on the ground in pain, crying without tears in front of the two corpses. It was clearly agreed that the three of them would make their way out of the world, and they had clearly agreed to return home in fine clothes, but now the agreement has become a floating cloud.
"Let's go, take the boy with us." There was no time to be sentimental, and the members of the night attack quickly retreated.
The door of Dulan's coffin shop was knocked open late at night, and the noble family was destroyed, but the housekeeper was still there, and their relatives were still there. Someone will inherit the title and the family property will be settled, so the housekeeper will still complete his mission.
"High school, low, three levels. You are a noble, so of course you will have a high-end coffin, one hundred gold per set. We also launched a three hundred gold contract funeral event. There is also a buy two get one free event when the new store opens. Do you need it?"
"Three hundred gold. Send three coffins to my house before noon tomorrow."
"No problem, just do it as fast as you want. If your master is not dead, he will still have his last breath when it is delivered. It's just that fast."
If he were an ordinary person, the steward would have taken action long ago, but he knew that Dulan was not an ordinary person, but was supported by the emperor and ministers, otherwise who would open a hole in the wall of the imperial city and sell coffins.
"Then as soon as possible."
After sending the butler away, Dulan clapped his hands and got his first business. There were only two people taking care of the coffin shop, Dulan and Shazhi. Dinisha took Tessa out to relax. This terrible city was not suitable for Tessa to live permanently.
Moreover, after coming to this world, Tessa was able to receive the manufacturing technology of the Teigu. It seems that the Whisperer's ability is not limited to the separate world. Dinisha searched for materials while traveling in order to learn the technology among the tools.
"Shazhi, get up, we have business." Dulan called upstairs. A hole was dug in the imperial city wall, and the shops inside were divided into two floors, with an upper and lower area of 30 square meters. Above is the place to live. "You are right to listen to dad. I said that in this lawless world, the most profitable thing is to do business with dead people. Pack your things quickly and let's go do business. Three hundred gold is what others can earn in a lifetime." No, only your father and I can earn so much from one business."
Saori put on a black dress and was speechless to her father, who was wearing a priest's robe, "Is this fun?"
"This is not a joke, it's about respecting the dead." Duran just needed a Bible and a cross, "Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's go collect the bodies."
"Okay, okay. Only you can take your daughter to collect her body in the middle of the night. Are you my biological father?"
"It's true." Dulan and Shazhi rushed towards the noble mansion in a funeral car with an orchid logo.
Buy two get one free, which is perfect for a noble family of three.
"If I can earn this much every day, I will buy a city soon. Saori, do you think we should dismantle the city after we buy it and play with it, or resell it again?"
"It's boring." Shazhi was completely uninterested in her father's plan. "It would be more interesting to bury some sinners." Du Shazhi's eyes turned into rubies and sapphires. "This city is full of dead people who make me want to cut them." Wire."
"There are too many perversions in this city that disrespect life." Duran said, "Why don't they understand that destroying human bodies is just the worst form of conquest, and assimilating ideas is the most terrifying thing. I can only say that this empire The rulers are incompetent and rely only on force.”
"This is not the earth. How can people from other worlds treat each other with common sense? It is better to imitate them and kill every murderer you see. One day you will be able to kill them all." Saori said that killing people is too simple.
"This is also a way, and it is true for us." Dulan decided to be a good father and support Shazhi, "Daughter, you can go ahead and kill, dad and mom will support you."
"..." Saori was speechless. This father was too irresponsible. She closed her eyes and stopped talking. When she was alone with Du Lan, she just wasn't used to her father's attitude. He did everything according to her, and he didn't look like a father at all. Shazhi knew that Dulan loved her and wanted to eliminate the estrangement with her, but even though she was closer to her mother, there was nothing she could do.
What a tragedy. When the father and daughter arrived at the scene, the housekeeper took them to another courtyard and asked them to dispose of the corpses.
"Hey, do you want to die? I have to raise the price for disposing of so many corpses."
The butler was also adamant: "I've already paid three hundred gold coins, what else do you want from me? I don't have any more gold coins to pay you."
"Then let's go and put up notices and ask the relatives of these corpses to come and identify the corpses. You nobles are so cheap that you don't know how to deal with the corpses in time, but you don't want me to suffer a loss. Hurry and find people everywhere. Go put up a notice.”
The housekeeper was unhappy and asked the dead lady to dispose of the body. However, she said that keeping the body would create atmosphere. What she could do was not to burn the other courtyard on fire. "Most of these bodies are from outsiders, even if Even if you put up a notice, no one will come to claim it. Please find a place to burn it.”
"Are you underestimating my professionalism? I am a coffin shop, and you actually mentioned cremation to me. Do you have a grudge against me?? Believe it or not, I will go to the little emperor and file a complaint against you immediately."
"No, no, I don't dare, but I really can't do anything with these corpses." Hearing that Dulan was about to file a complaint, the housekeeper bowed repeatedly and expressed his difficulty.
"I really can't do anything to you. Forget it, this is the first business deal as a bonus service." Dulan was about to use Taoism in priest uniform, "Shazhi, prepare some talisman paper, cinnabar, peach wood, and writing brushes."
Forget about the incense burner and candlestick.
Duran is going to use a power he has never used before, to turn these corpses into zombies, and then let them jump back home by themselves.
Draw talismans on yellow paper, write words with cinnabar, and use peach wood as an order, "Hurry up and follow the order——"
A stack of yellow talismans flew out automatically and pasted on the messy and disgusting corpses. Some corpses were incomplete and were reshaped entirely by Duran's power. The yard was full of zombies with talismans on their foreheads. Duran's power was so strong that it only took him a few minutes to refine zombies.
The housekeeper was dumbfounded. What kind of ability is this?
"Get up!" Duran waved the peach wood sword, and more than 30 zombies stretched their hands straight forward at the same time, "Let these corpses stay here for the time being. After finding their hometown, I will perform a ritual to let them go home and rest in peace."
"Yes, yes, I will take good care of them." Seeing Duran's ability, the housekeeper was convinced. It turned out that he was a coffin shop owner, so powerful.
"There are also notices that must be posted. Maybe these people have fellow countrymen in the imperial capital, so they don't have to bother me."
"I will do it."
As for the coffins of the Baron's family of three, they are placed in the mourning hall and will be transported to the cemetery by Duran later, so that the business is completed.
The three coffins in the mourning hall are all made of fine wood, which will definitely satisfy the customers, although the customers will not express their opinions while lying in them.
However, Duran found that the brain of this cruel girl was not completely dead yet, so it couldn't be wasted. Of course, Duran was not a person who took advantage of the opportunity. He just refined a little bit of the Philosopher's Stone before her soul dissipated, which was considered to be making the best use of it. For this kind of character who always says that there is no free lunch in the world, but is fishing for law enforcement everywhere, he just used her soul to refine the Philosopher's Stone, which is considered polite. He didn't revive her, then beat her half to death, feed her Senzu beans, and beat her half to death again. It was very polite not to repeat this cycle. Fortunately, Duran is not a pervert, otherwise those who have a problem with him will be miserable, and they will never have a good life.