Chapter 2424 Stupid Goddess

Since ancient times, there have been a group of people who like to complain, such as scholars who are obsessed with romances between humans and ghosts in strange novels. With the progress of the times, there have been otakus who like the second dimension.

Looking at the plots in strange novels, it is always the case that poor scholars meet beautiful female ghosts or beautiful female demons, and these female ghosts or female demons are particularly generous. They not only give money but also give themselves to the scholars, which is the ultimate fantasy of men. In modern times, games and animations have created countless classic paper wives, making otakus' fantasies about three-no, tsundere, childhood sweethearts, and girls from heaven more concrete, not limited to text but presented in pictures and sounds.

Because of dissatisfaction with reality and dissatisfaction with their own environment, otakus are addicted to it. Sato Kazuma is like this. For example, he has obviously come to another world now, but he still can't help complaining endlessly, always saying that he brought a useless goddess.

Sweating on the construction site, but the salary is very little, which can only meet the needs of eating, bathing and stables. There is no savings at the end of the day. It is really a long way to go to buy weapons and go out of the city to fight monsters.

"There is a goddess who never leaves him, what is he dissatisfied with?" Duran did not fail to understand the otaku's idea, but understanding does not mean acceptance. Although Aqua is off the track from time to time and her thinking circuit is also very weird, she still has the talent of a priest, not to mention that she is pretty.

"This young lady, I see that you have amazing bones and a divine light gushing out from your head. You are a rare genius in a century. I have a Zanpakutō for you at a low price." That day, Aqua was training her banquet performance skills alone, and Duran found her in casual clothes to sell her Zanpakutō.

"Am I really that powerful?" She was flattered when she heard the compliment. Although she was a goddess, she also had human weaknesses: "What is a Zanpakuto?"

"It is a weapon specifically designed to deal with the undead. It is very useful and can be used to increase strength through practice." Duran knew that the other party would definitely take the bait: "Are you still worried about the undead problem? Are you still annoyed by the undead creatures? The Zanpakuto can solve all your problems. Now it doesn't cost 100,000 Eris, but only 99,888 Eris. Don't miss it if you pass by."

"Wow, it's really great. With this sword, Kazuma can immediately deal with the demon king, and I can return to heaven." Aqua's eyes lit up, but she didn't have so much money now. This was a problem. If she robbed it, wouldn't it be too unworthy of her status as a goddess?

"Very cheap."

"But I don't have that much money."

"No problem, you can take out a loan and pay in installments. Just sign a contract and the interest will be 14% every month." Duran said honestly, "Girl, think about it."

"Okay." Aqua was willing to pay in installments. Anyway, she had to get what she wanted, and whether it was reasonable or not was not in her calculation.

Whether it was reasonable or not was the idea of ​​mortals, and whether it was necessary or not was the idea of ​​the goddess.

Aqua was a genuine goddess, and there was a religion in the other world, Akusis. Although she was just a guide to the death god of an unknown island country branch on Earth, she was also well-known in the other world, and she was an existence that overlooked the mortal world. She didn't need to think about problems with mortal thinking at all. She just had to execute according to God's ideas, and there was no right or wrong in God's behavior. God was always right. If God made a mistake, it was because mortals were too stupid.

Swish, Aqua signed the contract casually, got the Zanpakutō, and immediately told her companions the good news.

Sato Kazuma was naturally furious, because they had no money to begin with, and now they had to repay the loan. They had to save one of the three expenses of food, bathhouse and stable.

"Ahhh, we can't not eat, and we can't not take a shower after working all day. The stable is already the cheapest place to stay. Do we have to sleep on the ground? Why did you, stupid goddess, buy this kind of thing? No matter how you look at it, you have met a liar." Sato Kazuma was very angry and went crazy: "Refund it, refund it quickly, I don't want to be in huge debt before my adventure begins, I don't want to live a life of paying off debts in another world."

"This is a Zanpakutō, the most suitable weapon to deal with the Demon King's army." Aqua said: "Don't want 100,000, just 99,888, super cheap."

The two people's thinking is completely on different tracks.

"Stupid goddess, take me to see that profiteer." Sato Kazuma grabbed the Zanpakutō and decided to return it.

"Oh, he lives in the hotel." Duran's residence is under construction, so he lives in the hotel temporarily.

When Duran saw the boy coming to return the goods in a rage, he just smiled and said, "The contract has been recognized by the goddess Aqua. It is sacred and valid. No returns will be accepted once sold."

Aqua nodded repeatedly, because this was a transaction personally participated in by the goddess, not recognized by the goddess.

"You are cheating, cheating people with intellectual disabilities. Look at her intelligence. Is it lower than the average level? So this transaction is invalid, because the contract signed by a fool has no legal effect." Kazuma is really cruel.

"The crystals of the Adventurer's Guild are not 100% accurate. They can only detect mortals, but they cannot detect extraordinary people truthfully. I can see that this young and beautiful girl has extraordinary potential. Her wisdom is great wisdom that ordinary people cannot understand."

Aqua's eyes were full of stars: "Yes, I am the goddess of Axis, the god worshipped by believers. You are also an adventurer, right? Have you ever thought about joining Axis?!"

"Goddess, I am sorry for my disrespect. I am the Paladin Duran, the agent of Holy Light walking in the world, the indispensable messenger of justice of the gods, and I undertake all kinds of divine affairs. The purpose is to create a world full of love and peace, justice and hope. This is my business card. If you need anything, you can entrust me to complete it. I can give you a discount." Duran took out a white business card, which read: Guest Paladin of Holy Light Training Class, Duran.

Aqua was flattered and was obviously confused by what Duran said: "I'm so sorry, I don't have a business card." "Now I know why they don't believe I'm a goddess, it's because I don't have a business card. If I had a business card, I could prove my identity and everyone would know I'm a goddess."

Duran gave a thumbs up and agreed: "Indeed, business cards are indeed very important. But the goddess' business card can't be sloppy, why don't you give it to me, I'll only charge you 30,000 Eris, and help you design and print a business card, what do you think?"

"Okay, or can I pay in installments?"

"It's a deal."

Sato Kazuma was about to explode. He was going to refund the money, but he didn't expect this stupid goddess to jump into the trap again. But he already knew that the man in front of him was the most mysterious and powerful Paladin in the Novice Village. He didn't look that great, just like a profiteer.

"Sometimes it is more difficult for young people to admit the strengths of others than to admit their own weaknesses. Now that you have started a new life, you have to change your previous attitude towards life. Come on, one day you will find that what makes you strong is not your fighting ability, but an tolerant heart." Duran gave the other party a lot of chicken soup.