Eight Hundred and Thirteenth Chapter Farce 1
It turned out that from the beginning to the end, Zhao Yu never thought about going to the ring to fight Sangrove to the death.
Although he is arrogant and uninhibited, he is not a fool. After seeing Sangrove's dragon swaying his tail during the day, he knew clearly that he could not be his opponent! As Miao Ying said, there is no comparison between professional players and amateur players. If he plays rashly, he won't even be able to train others.
Therefore, after seeing that the future father-in-law really arranged for him a sinister decisive battle, Zhao Yu had no choice but to adopt such a bad idea.
In fact, Zhao Yu was quite willing to compete with world-class experts. Worst of all, he still has so many powerful props!
However, after he thought about it again and again, he felt that those props could not be used at all. Whether it's flying machines, bouncers, stink bombs or invisibility cloaks or easy containers, if he uses these props on stage, he will be exposed immediately.
The power shielding instrument has been used once before, and if it is used again, it will inevitably arouse suspicion.
On the balance, for this match of disparity in strength, he only has one item available, and that is the invisible and intangible energy enhancer.
However, in a competition like UFC, strength is not an absolute advantage. He cannot guarantee that he will be able to beat others with the use of enhancers.
So... After some careful thinking, Zhao Yu adopted such a forceful countermeasure.
Anyway, this is not a regular game, anyway, I was forced to fight under the arrangement, so what principles should I tell you?
Before that, he already knew Sangrove's habits, and he would turn around and despise him before the opening, so he turned on the energy enhancer early in the morning, took advantage of it, and chased him and punched him!
You know, Zhao Yunai in his previous life was an expert in beating sap! His fist was already violent, coupled with a super powerful energy enhancer, so under this blow, Sangrove immediately fell to the ground...
However, Zhao Yu ignored it, squatted down, and continued to beat the international boxing champion with his eight punches, making the scene look like a vegetable market...
"Hey, hey..." The referee's eyes were red, and he hurried forward to pull Zhao Yu away, and at the same time scolded loudly, "Do you understand the rules? It's not even started yet! How can you do it?"
"Um...what? Didn't start?" Zhao Yu looked at his fist innocently, and immediately used his superb acting skills, "Oh, oh...no...sorry, I, I, I...I'm too nervous Just now! I thought he could start fighting as soon as he turned around!"
"What's going on? Didn't you see? The stage hasn't been cleared yet, how could it start?" The referee wanted to cry, but it was the first time he had seen such a nasty thing after he had been a referee all his life.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." As he spoke, Zhao Yu hurriedly bent over to help Sangrove, muttering, "I am so sorry! Old Sang, get up quickly, let's do it again, Come back...hey...get up quickly..."
"oh……"
At this time, Sangrove groaned in pain on the ground. He touched the back of his head with one hand and propped himself up on the ground with the other to get up. However, Zhao Yu's Sap punch was too hard, he braced himself twice,
In the end, he fell to the ground and passed out completely...
The referee rushed to check, sniffed and rolled his eyes. After a long time of fiddling, he shook his head helplessly, confirming that Sangrove could no longer continue the game.
Seeing this unbelievable and unexpected scene, the entire hall fell silent, and everyone was dumbfounded...
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pala...
On the stands, Miao Kun let go of his hand, and the wine glass fell to the ground, and the splashed red wine immediately stained his precious trousers.
"No...impossible!" Miao Kun trembled all over, cursing in disbelief, "How...how could this happen? Zhao Yu...this bastard, shameless...ah..."
Angrily, he kicked the wine glass away, and roared full of grief and indignation: "This Sangrove is really good, but it's just a punch, and he was punched with boxing gloves! How could it be over? It's just a name for nothing." !"
"Master..." the butler hurriedly asked, "Then...you see, how will it end next?"
"How did it end?" Miao Kun gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry up and call that Israeli, and tell the host that the wild beast Aixin has recovered from his illness and asked him to fight Zhao Yu instead of Sangrove!"
"Oh... good... good..."
Just as the butler was about to leave, Miao Kun hurriedly said: "Tell the wild beast Aixin, don't be careless at the beginning!"
"Yes yes yes..." the butler ran away obediently.
It turned out that the so-called wild beast Aixin's sudden illness was all fake, and it was all deliberately arranged by Miao Kun in order to crush Zhao Yu.
At this moment, there was already an uproar in the competition hall. People scratched their hair one after another, watching the unbelievable scene in the octagonal iron cage, they couldn't believe their eyes.
No one could have imagined that the cross-border battle they were looking forward to would end in such a painful way. Not long after, someone started arguing about the bet just now, saying that since the game has not started, the bet should be invalid...
Looking at Zhao Yu on the field, he pretended to be happier and happier. He anxiously ran back and forth, asking about his health, and even asked for artificial respiration for Sangrove, which made Sangrove very angry. The assistants almost threw him with the stool...
Outside the cage, Miao Ying, Ran Tao, and Zeng Ke stared blankly at Zhao Yu, speechless for several minutes. Especially Ran Tao, whose chin almost fell to the ground in shock.
After watching for a while, Miao Ying wiped the cold sweat on her forehead with the white towel that had been prepared, feeling angry and funny.
"Oh..." She sighed heavily, and cursed in her heart, "This bastard is still so stubborn, there is really no cure! But why am I so happy? Could it be... I am also hopeless Yet?"
"Dear audience, distinguished guests, take your betting tickets!" At this moment, the host stood up on the stage in high spirits and said loudly, "We just received the latest news that the beast Essin has recovered! He will replace the boxing champion Sangrove and confront our Police Officer Zhao, don't go away, the super showdown will start soon! Let me get high again..."
With the encouragement of the narrator, the audience once again became enthusiastic and looked forward to another wonderful game.
"Ah? Oh..." Hearing the host's announcement, Ran Tao stared at Zhao Yu on the stage with wide eyes, nodded and said, "So... so the boss meant that!"
Snapped!
Unexpectedly, after hearing these words, Miao Ying suddenly kicked up a light stand beside the ring! The lamp stand fell on the iron cage and broke in two, scaring the staff to retreat.
"Too... too much!" Miao Ying clenched her fists, glared at a certain position in the stands, and cursed angrily.
Before that, Miao Ying might still have some doubts about Zhao Yu's confession, but now that she heard that the beast Racine was fine, and that Racine was appointed to replace Sangrove, she understood everything at once!
All of this was indeed planned by her father! In Miao Ying's view, even though Zhao Yu made the mistake first, her father's crazily retaliation was too much!
So, Miao Ying angrily walked towards the stairs, clearly wanting to argue with her father.
broken!
Zhao Yu didn't want the Miao family's father and daughter to turn against each other. If Miao Ying made a fuss, the situation would become even more unmanageable. So, he quickly winked at Ran Tao and told him to stop Miao Ying.
Knowing the inside story, Ran Tao hurriedly chased after her, and finally stopped Miss Miao's family at the stairs where there was no one there.
"Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law!" Ran Tao didn't see him, and when he stopped Miao Ying, he quickly persuaded him, "Why are you going?"
"What are you going to do? This farce should end!" Miao Ying said angrily, "My father has done too much! I want him to cancel the game! Zhao Yu is my boyfriend, I can bully him, but others can't !"
"My God..." Ran Tao was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, Zhao Yu and Miao Ying are really a good match, both of them speak so domineeringly.
"Wait...wait..." Seeing that Miao Ying was about to leave, Ran Tao hurried forward to stop him, and said, "Sister-in-law, let's do this, don't worry! Actually... In fact, the boss has already Arranged! This farce is over!"
"What?" This time, it was Miao Ying's turn to be puzzled.
"Could it be..." Ran Tao spread his hands and explained, "Didn't you notice that Wu Xiumin and Cui Lizhu have been missing?"
"Ah?" Miao Ying frowned.
As a result, just when Miao Ying was feeling puzzled, the host raised the microphone again and said, "Guests, I'm really sorry, we have received the latest news again. It seems that the beast Racine's condition has relapsed again. One time, I really couldn't hold on to the game anymore, so the game had to be cancelled..."...
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