Chapter 51 Please Call Me Senior

"Police officer, I won't take you to play like this!" Xiao Huangmao said, sticking out his tongue, "The camel is an animal, and it obeys your command! Of course you have to pay for the things you smashed while riding a camel?"

"Yes! Yes!" The others echoed.

"Hey, you guys are going too far," Li Beini interjected, "We are also here to catch thieves! Let me see, the bag snatcher is the real culprit. Why don't you go ask him for compensation!"

As he said that, Li Beini took a look at Xiao Huangmao's list, and immediately shouted in surprise: "What? More than 9,000 yuan? Are you going crazy? How dare you ask for so much for just a few pots and pans? Money? You...you..."

"Officer," Xiao Huangmao was still smiling, "Not only pots and bowls, but also a lot of valuable medicinal materials! Our list is completely dry! There are names on it, you can check it door to door Go! Also, we don't care about bag snatchers, we only know that you smashed our things, and it is only right and proper for you to compensate us!"

"Hahaha...hahaha..."

No one expected that after hearing these words, Zhao Yu would look up to the sky and laugh wildly. The people present were stunned by his laughter. I don't know why Zhao Yu laughed?

Zhao Yu took the list, glanced at it, and laughed even harder, until he couldn't help but laugh!

"Hahaha..." He reached out and grabbed Xiao Huang Mao's collar, and pulled him to him, "This... This is your claim list? Are you playing?"

"Police...police officer..." Xiao Huangmao asked guiltily, "What do you mean?"

"Hey!" Zhao Yu shook his head, patted his chest and said, "I'd better let my brother teach you! You see... your list only has things on it, but no people! This is a failure!"

"Well...what do you mean?" Little Huangmao scratched his head.

"If I'm going to do this," Zhao Yu said, pointing to the list, "there must be someone with a broken leg on it! Well... let's say, the camel was trampled and broken! Besides, when avoiding the camel , We can also arrange for a person who fell down, a mild fall with a protruding lumbar disc, and a severe fall with paralysis of the lower limbs!

"This is personnel affairs. With personnel affairs, there is no upper limit on money! Do you understand?"

"But, isn't that made up?" Xiao Huangmao asked.

"Damn it! Grandma is a bitch, I've seen a lot of people extorting money, and I've never seen someone as unprofessional as you!" Zhao Yu taught earnestly like a senior, "Stupid? Your purpose is to extort money, understand? In order to achieve the goal, making up is necessary!

"Things are dead, but people are alive! When I hear that people have problems, I will panic! If I really go to investigate one by one, how much work will it take? Besides, if there is really a herniated disc, It’s not easy for me to check, is it?”

"Then..." The people at the scene stared wide-eyed.

"Attention, the critical time has come! After the personnel affairs are settled, you can open your mouth like a lion!" Zhao Yu pointed to the list, "Your list is too kindergarten, according to me, at least 500,000 or more 1 million will do!"

"Ah?" Little Huang Mao was stunned, "This...isn't it too evil?"

"Listen later!" Zhao Yu continued to teach, "I am dumbfounded when I see this price? Isn't it? After that, I will definitely bargain with you in a panic! Letting go to 10,000 at a time, when I saw that it was only 10,000, I thought I had picked up a big deal, so I would obediently compensate you? Isn’t this the same as doing business!”

"Oh... oh..." Xiao Huangmao brushed Zhao Yu's teachings, and really found that he was lacking in extorting money.

Zhao Yu said in his heart, Grandpa, I have blackmailed people more than 1,800 times before, and I am almost becoming the ancestor of this business! Today you still dare to play tricks.

"Young man, seeing that you are sincerely learning art, I will teach you another trick!" Zhao Yuyu said earnestly,

"The police station is different from other units. If you raise a big flag and hold a demonstration, we have all the prisons here, and we will definitely put you all in there!"

"Then...then what should I do?" Seeing Zhao Yu's posture, Xiao Huangmao changed to looking up.

"There are two ways, one is to overwhelm people with public opinion!" Zhao Yu said, "Find a group of reporters, even if they are fake reporters, and just stand up to a camera and hold a microphone. If this happens again, we won't dare to make trouble." I've caught you!"

"Oh, then, what about the second one?" Xiao Huangmao humbly asked for advice.

"The second one is called arresting the thief and arresting the king!" Zhao Yu said with a chuckle, "I can give you the address of our police chief, and then, you can carry the one with the lumbar disc on a stretcher and put it at the door of his house. Guaranteed that you can get the money on the same day!"

"Oh... oh..." Xiao Huang Mao was convinced, and the other debt collectors nodded again and again.

However, all the detectives here are dumbfounded. Zhao Yu's tricks are really hurtful! If someone really extorted money like this, it would be enough for them to eat a pot.

"Zhao Yu!" Liu Changhu became impatient, "What are you talking about? How could you... how could you teach them... and the director..."

"Okay, brother! Thank you!" At this time, Xiao Huangmao said to Zhao Yu with a complicated expression, "Seeing that you are so honest, let me tell you the truth. The lists we counted are indeed watery. How about this?" , even if we suffer a big loss, if you give us 2,000 yuan, let's settle the matter, shall we? In this way, I can also give an explanation to us merchants, and you won't lose so much... You see ..."

Seeing Xiao Huang Mao put his hand in front of his face, Zhao Yu's face suddenly darkened, and Xiao Huang Mao was so frightened that he didn't dare to finish speaking.

"Young man, I taught you carefully because I thought your bones were amazing!" Zhao Yu said coldly, "You have to... think clearly. Are you really going to do this?"

"I...I..." Xiao Huangmao raised his eyebrows, as if he was weighing the weight of Zhao Yu's words.

Unexpectedly, at such a juncture, another group of people rushed in from the door!

"Zhao Yu, Officer Zhao, Officer Zhao Yu..." A female voice with a Hong Kong accent came from the door of the office, "Excuse me, who is Officer Zhao Yu?"

Everyone turned their heads and saw a woman in light blue fur walking in from the office door. Behind the woman were several men in black suits.

The woman is tall and well-dressed, like a big star. When everyone looked up, their eyes were all attracted by him.

However, seeing so many people suddenly, Liu Changhu was not happy, and immediately shouted loudly: "What is this? This is the serious crime team of the police station. How can anyone come in?"

"It's me, it's me!" At this time, Zhang Jingfeng quickly appeared from the door. He quickly walked up to the crowd, pointed to the tall woman and said, "I let them in, and this is Miss Shao Jiaying! I just came here to thank us! Here..." He gestured to the woman and pointed at Zhao Yu, "This is the police officer Zhao Yu you are looking for!"

"Oh..." Shao Jiaying walked quickly in front of Zhao Yu, excitedly held Zhao Yu's hand, and thanked, "Officer Zhao, thank you so much! Thank you so much! Without you, my hand..."

"You're welcome, this is what I should do!"

The woman's hand was smooth and delicate, and Zhao Yu felt so comfortable to touch it that he couldn't let go of it.

"Oh, that's right! To express my gratitude..." Shao Jiaying nodded behind her, and a man in a suit immediately put a bag in front of Zhao Yu.

"Officer Zhao! Here is 100,000 yuan!" Shao Jiaying said sincerely, "This is my heart, you have to accept it no matter what today!!"