Chapter 397: Lord Zhao in the Wilderness

"Zhao—Yu!" In the quiet forest, Miao Ying's almost murderous roar suddenly came, "Is your brain full of roundworms? Didn't I tell you to bring two tents? Where are the tents?" ? This... what is this?"

Before setting off, Miao Ying clearly saw that Zhao Yu was carrying two tent bags, so he thought he had brought two tents as agreed. Unexpectedly, one of the bags contained a tent, while the other bag did not, but was filled with messy things.

"Hmm..." Zhao Yu explained unhurriedly, "This tent is the most expensive in his store. It is said to be the latest fully automatic tent. Moreover, it is not a problem to accommodate four or five people in it! Besides, , save resources! To walk such a long way, you have to pack lightly, and you can’t be exhausted with two tents?"

"What about the sleeping bag? Why did you only bring one sleeping bag? What about the moisture-proof pad? Where is it?"

While scolding, Miao Ying unzipped another tent bag. As a result, the first bottle of Tsingtao beer and a lot of snacks such as chicken feet and duck necks appeared impressively.

"I'm going! This..." Miao Ying's eyebrows were all crooked, "Zhao Yu! What are you bringing here? Wilderness Zhao, do you still have peanuts and edamame? Tell me, we What are you doing with beer when you go out for a long journey!? Do you want to open a food stall in the forest?"

"Well... this one!" Zhao Yu explained again calmly, "It's good for relieving fatigue! I'm so tired from walking all day, why not drink some wine to relieve fatigue!"

"The bastard's belt is smoking, I've convinced you!" Miao Ying continued to fire while picking up the items in her pocket, "Let's go to the field to handle the case, you don't bring a flashlight, a rope, or even a lighter, you Look at you, my God, this... what is this..."

Miao Ying took out several large boxes of Durex from Zhao Yu's pocket.

"Miss... misunderstood!" At this moment, Zhao Yu blushed slightly and said, "I am an upright person, don't think about dirtying it! I saw it on TV, this thing can be used to hold water, and it can also be used to Bind something, it's strong!"

"Tie something, tie what? I see, you have some bad tendencies, don't you? Shake M or S?" Miao Ying was fuming with anger, "Fortunately, I didn't trust you, Lord Zhao of the wilderness, otherwise, there would be nothing left. Drink the northwest wind!"

After finishing speaking, Miao Ying turned around and unzipped the tent bag, and began to skillfully set up the only tent.

"Hmm... that... Captain Miao, listen to my explanation..." Zhao Yu leaned forward, wanting to justify a few words.

"Go away! Go pick up firewood! Stay away from me!" Miao Ying roared, "I'm really obsessed, my God, how can I trust you as a stick?"

"Okay, okay, leave it to me!" Zhao Yu hurriedly picked up firewood.

Although it was not yet 7 o'clock in the evening, the forest was getting dark quickly, and the two of them had already driven for a day, so they found a clean place to camp.

Before entering the mountain, Miao Ying originally wanted to find a local guide, but Zhao Yu chased them all away. Among them, she had ordered one, but Zhao Yu secretly stuffed two hundred yuan and sent it away. .

Be good, Zhao Yu finally caught this good opportunity to get close to the goddess, how could he let others come out to disrupt the situation? Before entering the forest, he assured himself that he was a wilderness expert and would not need a guide at all.

However, not long after he came in, he couldn't find Bei at all! Fortunately, Miao Ying has a certain amount of outdoor experience, so she won't go astray.

Actually, but of course, Zhao Yu did all of this on purpose. Although he is very low on wilderness adventures, he is not weak enough to be so brainless.

The reason why he did such an exaggeration was naturally because he wanted to mess with Miao Damei? As the saying goes, if there is no difficulty, you must create difficulties. Only when there are difficulties, can the two get closer!

Hehehe...

A tent, a sleeping bag, a stack of Durex... This idea has reached the point of being blatant!

Zhao Yu hummed Zhu Bajie's little song to recite his daughter-in-law,

While picking up firewood leisurely and contentedly, at the same time, he fantasized about the wonderful life of sharing a tent with a beautiful woman at night.

After a day of rushing today, they are still thirty to forty kilometers away from the area where the old experts experienced the flood.

Starting tomorrow, they will officially enter the tracking phase. Therefore, tonight was the only time Zhao Yu could have some fun with Miao Ying, so naturally he would not miss such an excellent opportunity.

Of course, after all the fun, Zhao Yu didn't relax at all. He used an enhanced version of the detector that could last for 10 days in the morning. Once someone with electronic equipment tried to approach him, he would definitely not be able to escape his detection.

call……

Just in time for the fire to rise, it was completely dark.

Perhaps, Miao Ying had already seen through Zhao Yu's small plan. After lighting the fire, she never expressed her anger towards Zhao Yu. After setting up the tent, she put the outdoor cooking utensils she brought on the fire and started cooking instant noodles. .

"Huh? It smells so good..." Zhao Yu raised his nose and smelled it. He felt a little hungry, so he hurriedly approached him and said, "Captain Miao, cook me a bag too?"

"No," Miao Ying said resolutely, "Go eat your chicken feet! I didn't expect that you only brought this little thing, I have to save some of my instant noodles!"

"Who said, I only brought so little stuff!"

While talking, Zhao Yu brought the satchel over and took out two plastic bags, one containing sesame biscuits, the other wrapped in oil paper, and inside the oil paper was a fragrant — Roast chicken!

"Come on! I'm not as stingy as you. Here, take it..." Zhao Yu broke off a chicken leg and handed it to Miao Ying.

"I'll go!" Miao Ying felt dizzy for a while, took the chicken leg, and "appreciated" said, "Zhao Yu, you are really a wonderful flower in the wilderness survival world! I have convinced you!"

"Congratulations, congratulations! Why don't you call him Wilderness Zhao Ye? Come..." Zhao Yu took out another plastic bag from his butt pocket, "There are salted duck eggs here, let's eat it with sesame seed cakes, Cishi !"

I pour!

Miao Ying almost threw the chicken leg into the fire...

After eating, the two planned their itinerary for tomorrow and the scope of their search. However, Zhao Yu was obviously distracted, and his eyes were always looking affectionately at Miao Ying's beautiful face under the firelight. His heart was beating violently, and a primitive hormone unique to male animals spread throughout his body.

Zhao Yu was a seasoned veteran, and he found the entry point for throwing down the goddess with just a turn of his eyes.

"Hey? Captain Miao, before we go to bed, let's spar again?" Zhao Yu stood up, dusted the dust, and said deliberately, "The moves you taught me in the martial arts gym last time, I'm a little bit I'm unfamiliar, why don't you teach me again?"

"What's the matter, you stinky rascal, what's your plan?" Although Miao Ying was cursing, she still stood up and started tricking Zhao Yu.

The two of them came and went in the open space by the fire, rehearsing the previous tricks.

Zhao Yu had planned it long ago, and he practiced well at first, but he suddenly turned around and used his strength to embrace Miao Ying's arms behind him, and then used a move to lock Miao Ying, imprisoning Miao Ying.

"You...hey..." Miao Ying tried to shake her shoulders and struggled, but Zhao Yu was so strong that she couldn't break free.

Seeing that the plan was successful, Zhao Yu immediately licked his face and moved closer to Miao Ying's ear, and said lewdly, "Hehehe, Captain Miao, look... my move is powerful enough?" Zhao Yu tightened his face. Rubbing close to Miao Ying's ear, "You can't move anymore, if I kiss your face, you will lose..."

"Zhao Yu, you bastard!" Miao Ying was still struggling but couldn't break free, her face flushed with anxiety. 8)