Chapter 1188 Pretending to Be a Ghost

It turned out that in Master Zhang's room, there was a secret door leading to another room, and the secret door was installed in the cabinet.

The woman who rushed out suddenly was Master Zhang's wife!

On weekdays, she is responsible for sitting in the darkroom and watching the camera surveillance, controlling some deceptive organs to ambush, checking information from the computer, and secretly reminding Master Zhang of information, etc.

At that time, she was planning to provide a dazzling flame effect to Master Zhang's method, but she never expected that Master Zhang would encounter a real ghost!

To be honest, seeing Zhao Yu's bloody fangs, she was so frightened that her legs went limp!

But there is no way, the person outside is her husband, even if there are ghosts, she has to go all out to save them!

So, she picked up the electric baton, rushed out and gave Zhao Yu a hit...

However, Zhao Yu has an invisible detector, so he has seen through their tricks long ago, and knows that there are still people hiding in the dark room! So, when the woman rushed out, he didn't feel any surprise.

Moreover, with just Zhao Yu's skill, he could completely kick this person away.

But... Zhao Yu is bad!

At this time, in order to pretend to be a witty ghost, he did not hesitate to get hit by this old lady, so as to activate the system's invisible lightning rod prop.

Sure enough, the pretentious effect this time is simply amazing!

The lightning rod cleverly turned the electric current into an invisible one, without hurting Zhao Yu's skin at all.

ah! ?

Although the woman had never shocked Zhao Yu, her fear was self-evident when she saw that her electric baton did not hurt Zhao Yu!

In the next second, the unwilling old ladies stabbed Zhao Yu several times, but every time, Zhao Yu didn't respond.

"Hehehe..." Zhao Yu made a creepy smile on purpose, then turned his face and asked her coldly, "Sister, have you stabbed enough... woo..."

After letting out a ghostly howl, Zhao Yu directly licked her long tongue on her face...

yeah……

The woman trembled all over immediately, and held her breath obediently. After she fell to the ground along the edge of the kang, her trousers were wet a lot...

I bother!

Zhao Yu, however, spit out depressedly and scolded in a low voice, "What did you put on your face? Cream or hala oil? It stinks...spit...spit..."

ah... ah... ah...

Seeing his daughter-in-law urinating on the floor in fear, Master Zhang burrowed around the table, his hat fell off, his clothes were torn off, and his head even hit the corner of the table with big bumps!

"Hahaha..." Zhao Yu grabbed the Eight Immortals table, and with a struggle with his arms, Huo De overturned the Eight Immortals table!

"Ah! Ahhh..." Master Zhang was so frightened that he shrank his head like a tortoise, and crawled around the ground for a while. When he saw the female ghost circling around him, he quickly knelt on his knees and kowtowed, "Female ghost, please forgive me. Female ghost, please forgive me..."

"What female ghost? Aww..." Zhao Yu immediately let out another earth-shattering howl.

Although he could even speak English, Master Zhang was so frightened that he lost his pulse. He kowtowed and begged for mercy: "Madam, please forgive me, Daxian please, please forgive me, disciple... disciple will never dare again!" ... woo woo woo..."

In the end, Master Zhang was so frightened that he burst into tears...

Um……

Zhao Yu saw that the fire was almost over, and his playfulness was greatly reduced, so he finally took back his Yi Container and changed back to his original appearance.

However, when he looked around and swept his eyes outside the house, he suddenly found that there were two beauties lying there, one red and one blue!

These two watched with relish just now, but when they suddenly saw Zhao Yu turned into a ghost, how could they bear it, and immediately passed out and became unconscious...

Whoops!

Zhao Yu scratched his head and shouted in his heart: I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I didn't expect that my pretending to be a Dafa hurt innocent people!

But...these two women deserved it. They said that curiosity killed cats, and spectators killed people. This is not true at all!

Humph... Since the skirts of these two beauties are quite short,

Zhao Yu stared at it for more than ten seconds, then turned his head and started his business.

He first bent down and picked up the woman's electric baton, then pulled a chair over, crossed his legs and sat in front of the master, and then said in a deep and steady voice:

"Master Zhang... Let me give you some reasonable suggestions, how about it, are you willing to listen?"

"Um?"

Master Zhang was kowtowing like garlic, when he suddenly heard the female ghost's tone change, he raised his head hastily, and was surprised to see that the female ghost just now had disappeared!

The one sitting in front of him was still the young man from before.

this……

Master Zhang's heart was still beating, but upon hearing Zhao Yu's emphasis, he seemed to realize something.

"First of all," Zhao Yu said with a chuckle, "The extras you hired are too flamboyant, they are all non-professional and non-mainstream at first glance! The play is for me, so don't keep glancing at me out of the corner of your eye! Too Easy to wear!"

"This this……"

Although Master Zhang has realized that this may be because he met an expert! However, when he saw that Zhao Yu had no props to act as a female ghost, he was still too scared to speak.

"Second," Zhao Yu raised his wrist and said, "Although my watch is worth hundreds of thousands, you can't just stare at it all the time! Doesn't that make you too greedy for money?"

"Ah? You... who are you?" Master Zhang swallowed, finally recovering from the great fear, and quickly got up from the ground.

"I haven't finished yet!" Zhao Yu pointed to the teacup and said, "Don't you think that the old formula of cold medicine plus aspirin is too unsafe? Not to mention the bitterness of the medicine itself, you still add such a large dose so wickedly." , if I have a heart attack or something, maybe it will kill me!

"So, I recommend that you use XXXX cycline, which is a kind of neurodrug. It is colorless, odorless and non-toxic, and the effect is still amazing!"

"You are young and strong, it won't work if you don't increase the weight!" Master Zhang couldn't help but followed, and after seeing sparks from the electric baton in Zhao Yu's hand, he hurriedly asked, "Hurry up and say , what exactly do you want to do?"

"And the last point, do you know what I look down on you the most?" Zhao Yu put away his smile and asked seriously.

Master Zhang suddenly felt a great coercion, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead again, so he could only echo and ask: "It is... what is it?"

"Flying a kite under the table is not a good shot! Hahaha..." Zhao Yu laughed, "You want too little, master! Besides, there are a few twists missing in your story script!

"If it were me, I would have pretended to be shocked before doing the trick, saying that the evil ghost was beyond my imagination, it was too difficult to deal with, and I had to pay more!

"Think about it, it's time like this, who can't pay the bill obediently?"

"Oh..." Master Zhang suddenly realized, and the way he looked at Zhao Yu changed. He hurriedly stood up, cupped his fists at Zhao Yu, and said, "It turns out that brother is also a fellow! I don't know, with your actions today, do you want to smash the field? Or do you want to join the gang?"

"Ha ha ha..." Zhao Yu laughed up to the sky, finally took out his police officer ID, and said, "You are worrying too much, I don't want to join the gang, but I want to recruit you! Our Fulai Provincial University The prison is recruiting people now! Hahaha..."

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