Chapter 926 Deserves to Be Single!
"What did you say?" Before Su Hang could finish his sentence, Su Mu slapped him on the back of the forehead.
Su Hang was embarrassed, causing Xue Xuan to laugh beside him.
Su Hang glanced over, Xue Xuan glanced back at Su Hang, and then said to Su's mother, "Auntie, I'm going to release the lottery first, and I'll come to you later."
Mother Su nodded, and Xue Xuan left the hall.
"How wonderful!"
Looking at Xue Xuan's back, the mother let out a sigh of emotion, there are many girls around her son, and all of them are so good, but this kid has never shown that he has that kind of intention for anyone.
This point really made Su's mother very worried and anxious. After all, her son was considered an older man, and there was no unmarried young man in the village who was older than Su Hang.
If you have resources around you, you have to make good use of them. This is how my mother manages the house. I just can't see Su Hang wasting all these great resources.
In the final analysis, my mother dragged Su Hang here this time to pay homage to the elders. Although it sounded grand, in fact, Su Hang knew very well that this was urging him to get married, so he reminded him in a different way and put pressure on him.
Suhang had no choice but to play dumb.
Playing dumb is also an art!
He looked up at the clay sculpture in front of him, the statue of Yue Lao, a kind and kind little old man, sitting on a chair, dressed in bright red and green, with a cane in his hand, and red threads wrapped around his shoulders, Holding a marriage book in his hand, it looks decent.
"Not at all!" Su Hang muttered.
"What did you say?" My mother's ears were sharp, she turned her head to look at Su Hang, and signaled Su Hang not to talk nonsense in front of the statue.
"Originally!" Su Hang shrugged his shoulders, but he only kept his words in his heart and didn't say it out loud. He had seen Yuelao before, so he had the most right to say whether the statue looked like it.
"Yo, buddy, what's the matter with your tone, have you ever met Yuelao?"
A voice sounded next to it, not very harmonious.
Su Hang turned his head and saw that he was a fat man with short hair, a big gold chain on his neck, big sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and a big belly. On a cold day, he was wearing short sleeves, showing a tattoo on purpose, and tucked under his armpit. A bulging leather bag, completely looks like a local rich man.
Su Hang didn't know this person.
However, there was another person beside him, a girl in her twenties who looked familiar.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy?"
Listening to the accent, there was a taste of the Northeast, and the man looked at Su Hang with his nostrils, looking very attractive.
If it was in the past, Suhang would definitely choke him, what are you doing?
But now, Su Hang only thought it was funny, with his current status, on his own territory, would anyone want to make trouble for him?
"Sorry, I've never seen a handsome guy like you!" Su Hang smiled.
"Hey!" The man couldn't hear the sarcasm in Su Hang's words, his eyes widened, and he immediately wanted to light a fire for Su Hang.
However, she was held back by the girl next to her, who looked at Su Hang apologetically, "Uncle, this is my boyfriend, he has a bad temper!"
"What?"
The man with the tattoo was stunned for a moment when he called uncle. You heard him right, the kid in front of him was not as old as him, but he was his girlfriend's uncle?
At this time, Su Hang also realized that this girl is called Su Yu, and she is also from their village, but she is a little far away, so she is not considered a distant relative, but she is not considered close either. .
Although they are only five years younger than Su Hang, the seniority of Su Yu and the others is extremely low. They are two generations shorter than Su Hang, and they can be regarded as Su Hang's granddaughter generation.
This is how it is in the village, seniority is very important, even if you are seventy or eighty, the other party is just a child, his seniority is higher than yours, if it is your father's generation, you have to obediently call him uncle, if it is your grandpa's generation, you have to call him uncle. Call out obediently.
"It's really a girl's 18th change. It turns out that it's you girl. Where did you get your boyfriend? Doesn't it seem very attractive? Talking to uncle like that!" Su Hang couldn't help laughing. , but she is naturally good-looking. Judging from the situation, it seems that she is close to a rich man.
That man felt like he was beeping the dog. He came all the way, and none of the people he met was lower than Su Yu. Let him call his uncle all the way, and now he is still an uncle?
It's really annoying!
Next to him, my mother gave Su Hang a hug. Everyone was related. He brought a boyfriend back, no matter what he looked like, he shouldn't run on him.
"Old grandma!" Su Yu called out to Su Hang's mother.
old grandma? The tattooed man next to him just rolled his eyes, wondering if there will be someone with a higher seniority!
Su Hang's mother grinned, "Little girl, haven't you been back for many years? You are good, you brought your boyfriend back, but look at your uncle, he is almost a big man!"
"hehe!"
Hearing this, the tattooed man looked at Su Hang with a little more playfulness. He turned out to be a frustrated man who couldn't find a girlfriend.
Su Hang ignored him, Su Mu and Su Yu exchanged a few words, and finally remembered the business, pulling Su Hang to kneel down and beg for a lottery.
Su Yu and his boyfriend also came to ask for a lottery, and they also knelt down beside them, burning incense and kowtowing, looking very devout.
Mother Su muttered and prayed for a while with her eyes closed. She turned her head and saw that her expression changed. That guy Su Hang was actually sitting on the bunk, holding an apple in his hand and chewing it vigorously.
That was clearly the tribute on the table, this kid actually ate the tribute.
"Stinky boy, what are you doing? Put your things down quickly and come over and kowtow to Lao Yue!" Mom looked at Su Hang with an angry face. Isn't this a blasphemy for this kid to steal the tribute?
The tattooed man next to him couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene, stealing Yuelao's tribute to eat, this guy is really top-notch, he deserves to be single for the rest of his life!
Su Hang looked back at Yuelao's statue, "Mom, forget it, if you want me to kneel him, ask him, can he accept my kneeling?"
Su Hang's words are a bit pretentious, but they are all telling the truth, Yuelao is Hongjun, everyone can kneel to him, but Su Hang can't kneel, he and Hongjun are also considered old We met each other, and we vaguely talked about being friends as peers, how could it be possible to make him kneel down to Hongjun?
Hongjun might not accept his kneeling!
"Stinky boy, your skin is itchy, right?" My mother knew this, she only thought that Su Hang was deliberately against her, so she got up and pinched Su Hang's waist!
Su Hang wanted to cry, but it turned out that it is okay to act aggressive in front of anyone, but never act aggressive in front of parents, as that would lead to a miserable death.