Chapter 363: Do as the Romans Do!

Just entering meditation practice, Su Hang didn't know when they came, but felt his face was a little wet, and looking at the yellow mud on the little girl's hands, no matter how stupid she was, she knew what the little girl was doing just now.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, he immediately grabbed the little girl. The little girl let go of her little feet and ran for a while, but only stopped in place.

"Sister, save me quickly, I was caught by the bad guys." The little girl panicked and whispered loudly to the girl.

The girl was also about to run, when she heard the little girl calling for help, she turned her head and saw that the little girl was arrested, she immediately turned back, and made a move to Su Hang, "You, you, let Ru'er go, Otherwise, otherwise I will be rude to you."

When speaking, it is obviously lack of confidence.

Looks like you are the victim, right?

Wiping his face with his left hand, a large piece of yellow mud was wiped off. Su Hang's face was covered with black lines. Fortunately, it was just yellow mud, not Xiang.

"What do you mean?" Su Hang handed his muddy hand to the girl. He could almost imagine how miserable his face is now.

To actually smear mud on his face while he was in samadhi, Su Hang felt that it was so weird that even such a thing could happen to him.

But the ones who did this were two girls, one big and one small, and there was really nowhere to vent the anger.

"Pfft..."

When the girl heard this, her gaze fell on Su Hang's face, and she couldn't help laughing out loud, but soon realized something was wrong, and she choked back, "You, you let my sister go."

That smile, let alone, is really pretty.

However, the current Su Hang, with a herd of alpacas galloping in his heart, would not appreciate the smile of a beautiful woman, "I want to let her go, so why didn't you just run away? Why did you smear my face with mud?"

"Bad guy, let me go, or I'll be molested." The little girl struggled and yelled, but unfortunately, her strength was not considered strength in Su Hang's hands.

After listening to Su Hang's question, the girl tilted her head and thought for a while, put away her posture of being ready to attack at any time, and approached Su Hang, "This is the custom in our Taoyuan. Paint your face to show our Taoyuan’s welcome to guests. Are you from outside? I don’t know our customs here, so I don’t blame you.”

Nimei!

Su Hang almost didn't suffer from internal injuries, he was already enough of a nonsense, unexpectedly this girl would be even more capable of nonsense, it is a custom to smear your face with yellow mud, it is a way to welcome guests, do you think I am a fool?

"Oh? So that's the case." Su Hang paused, and let go of the little girl, "You should have made it clear earlier, I almost misunderstood, I'm sorry both of you."

Huh? Does he really believe it?

The girl froze for a moment, she didn't expect Su Hang to be so easy to coax, even a ghost would not believe a few words, but he did.

The girl was also a little stunned, but she quickly realized that she quickly hid from Su Hang, looked at the girl, and smiled teasingly, obviously mocking Su Hang for being a fool.

His face was covered in mud. Fortunately, there was a water tank in the yard. He hurried over to fetch water to wash his face. When he saw the face covered in mud in the water, Su Hang was really powerless to complain.

These two girls are too naughty, do I know you guys? You just mess with me like this?

"You don't look very good, and you smeared your face with mud. Your welcome ceremony is too hurtful." Su Hang washed his face slowly, and said to the two women.

The girl came over and tilted her head to look at Su Hang, "Did you come from outside?"

Su Hang was sweating, didn't you ask this knowingly?

Just as she was about to open her mouth to answer, the girl asked again, "Is it fun outside?"

"The material of your clothes is really special, I have never seen it before."

...

For a moment, Su Hang felt his head was about to explode, "Sister, what question do you want me to answer for you?"

The girl paused, and seemed to realize that she was talking too much, "Then what's your name?"

"Su Hang." Su Hang said two words slowly.

"Suhang?" The girl squeezed her chin, "What a strange name."

faint!

Su Hang rolled his eyes, why is my name so strange?

But Su Hang wisely didn't ask, if he did, maybe the girl would ask a lot of weird questions again.

Looking at the girl's appearance, she should be born and raised in this Taoyuan, and has never been to the outside world. Maybe there is no Su in this Taoyuan, so she feels strange.

At this time, the little girl also washed her hands in the water tank, "I heard from Grandpa that you are Brother Hao's friend?"

Two big eyes looked at Su Hang flickeringly, and that appearance did not look like the one who had just tricked Su Hang just now.

"Who is Brother Hao?" Su Hang asked.

"Brother Hao is Brother Hao." The little girl took it for granted.

Hearing this, Su Hang felt as if he had been punched hard, completely speechless.

Looking up at the girl, the girl said, "Ru'er is talking about my elder brother. He left Taoyuan a few days ago, and grandpa said that he has joined the fairy gate of the martial arts world."

Upon hearing this, Su Hang realized, the two girls should be talking about Min Tianhao, right?

"Are you Brother Min's younger sister?" Su Hang looked at the big and small in front of him strangely. Sure enough, the elder brother was handsome, and the younger sister was not much different. The seeds of this family are all good.

"Yes, my name is Min Ru, my sister is Min Rou, and brother Hao is Min Tianhao." The little girl said loudly to Su Hang, and then tilted her head, "Hey, why did I tell you this?"

Well?

Su Hang was stunned for a moment, his eyes fell on the girl, Min Rou, is this the daughter-in-law that old monster Long Ze pointed out to him?

She looks good and pretty, but it's a pity that she is too young, and there is still a little wildness in her body.

Min Rou touched her face, this man was staring at her, maybe there was mud on her face.

"What did you come here for? Could it be to smear mud on my face?" Su Hang also realized that staring at a little girl like this was impolite, so he quickly looked away.

Min Ju said, "Ru'er heard that outsiders came to the village, so she insisted on dragging me to take a look!"

"Sister lied, you obviously wanted to see it yourself." The little girl put her hands on her waist, pouted her mouth, and expressed her dissatisfaction very unhappy.

Min Rou ignored her, and walked around Su Hang, "Do people outside look like you? Well, the hair is a bit short, the face is a bit white, and the clothes they wear are also weird, nothing special. Hmm, it doesn't look good."

Su Hang is speechless, are you treating me like a monkey in a zoo? It’s true that I’m an outsider, but we’re not aliens either. When you comment on someone’s appearance, please take care of the person’s feelings, okay?

"I'm considered poor-looking, and most people outside are better-looking than me." Su Hang replied angrily, "Sisters like you can be considered average at best."

As soon as Su Hang commented on her appearance, Min Rou immediately became unhappy, with her hands on her hips, the expression on her face was exactly the same as that of the little girl just now, "What did you say? You said I'm not good-looking?"

Just one word, and it exploded immediately. This girl has a bad temper. Do girls pay so much attention to appearance?

"You really can't speak, Sister Rou is the most beautiful girl here, you can't even tell a lie." Min Ru also reprimanded Su Hang in her immature voice.

"All right, all right, two girls, I have blind eyes and have never seen a beautiful woman. You adults have a lot, so don't bother with me." Su Hang couldn't stand it any longer. Open your mouth, it's just a knife.

Hearing Su Hang's words, the big one and the young one were satisfied, and Min Rou showed a smile on his face, "It's not too bad, so tell me, am I pretty?"

Uh, is this tempting yourself? Actually asking yourself such a question, and putting it in the outside world, is clearly a temptation. However, this is Taoyuan, Su Hang can tell that Min Rou is simply asking.

"Pretty, pretty." Su Hang perfunctory.

"What about me?" The little girl Min Ru also came to join in the fun.

"They're all beautiful, they're all beautiful." Su Hang's face was covered with black lines. Why did he get these two annoying goblins? He had to find a way to get them away, or he would be entangled to death.

"Xiao Ru, where did you get the yellow mud you just played with?" Su Hang asked Min Ru.

After hearing this, Min Ru pointed to a puddle of muddy water nearby, "It's from there, why are you asking this?"

"Didn't you say that the custom here is to welcome guests from outside, so you have to smear yellow mud on people's faces? Do as the Romans do, since you welcome me so warmly, and you don't want to be rude when you come, I should give you a face." Just paint it on." Su Hang said very sincerely.

The two girls were stunned immediately, and Min Ru quickly ran behind Min Rou.

How could such a fair and tender face be stained with such dirt? When Min Rou heard this, she quickly waved her hands, "No need, that's our custom here, and you're not from our place."

"How can I do that, you guys welcome me so much, I can't possibly not express it?" Su Hang took a step towards Min Rou, "It's fine if you don't smear mud, then follow our customs, we welcome guests there, They all like to smear shit on their guests."

Big shit?

When Min Rou heard this, she took a few steps back subconsciously, covered her nose with one hand, and looked at Su Hang disgustedly, and then she saw the clue, "You bastard, there is a reason to smear manure on people. ?”

She is not stupid, it is obvious that Su Hang is tricking them.

Su Hang shrugged, "Believe it or not, we really have such a custom somewhere, just wait a minute, I'll go and find out where there is manure, if I can't find it, I can only produce some myself."

As he said that, Su Hang was gearing up, as if he was going to turn around and look for the dung.