Chapter 319 Come Here and Light Me a Cigarette!

He learned all his Taoism from Yan Hongye. Yan Hongye passed it on from Yan Chixia, the orthodox descendant of Xuanxin. Don't have this sect?

After hearing this, Huang Kai turned into a cloud of wind and disappeared in a flash. Seeing him entering the funeral parlor, Su Hang didn't rush down and just waited on the mountain ridge.

After about ten minutes, Su Hang saw Huang Kai come out, and led him down the ridge to the funeral parlor.

This funeral home is not as old as imagined, ghosts have thoughts, they just don't have bodies, who would like to live in a garbage dump? Especially where the Ghost King lives.

The signboard of the funeral parlor was broken, there was a ghost handle at the gate of the big iron gate, and the square was just inside the gate, and there were many ghost soldiers patrolling back and forth in the square.

Except for the mottled buildings, the rest of the place is fairly tidy. Under the moonlight, several big chimneys are still pointing straight to the sky. I don’t know how many people have ascended to heaven from here.

"Master, this way please."

Huang Kai led the way ahead and led Su Hang into a building that was barely new. Su Hang couldn't help feeling that these ghost repairs were too poorly done, and the living conditions were simply not flattering.

Entering the building, there is something different about it, should it be said to be resplendent or magnificent, the decoration in the building is very luxurious, the floor tiles that can reflect the figure, the marble pillars surrounded by two people, the spacious hall, the golden walls, and Two front desk girls in uniform.

This place is not like a crematorium, but like a five-star hotel lobby. Obviously, it is all ghosts.

Huang Kai first went to the two young girls at the front desk and said something, the two young girls listened, looked up at Su Hang, and then pointed to a golden gate behind them, Huang Kai led Su Hang to that gate .

"He's a stranger, but he's quite courageous, dare to come to our place."

"Yeah, I heard that he is a Taoist priest. Could it be that he is looking for trouble?"

"Looking for trouble? Our king is so powerful, who would dare to make trouble?"

"That's right, he is not very old, even a Taoist priest is just a young Taoist priest."

"It's a pity that she doesn't look very good, otherwise, hee hee..."

"You little rascal..."

...

The whispers of the two girls at the front desk came from behind, and Su Hang smiled wryly in his heart. It turns out that these ghosts are also so talkative.

Pushing open the door, it was full of golden light, and what came to us was an impassioned tune, the opening music of the famous gambling film "God of Gamblers".

Entering the door is a spacious hall, there are many people in the hall, there is a big table in the center, four people are sitting around, playing mahjong, there are a group of ghosts watching, and a few girls are sitting beside.

It looks like a casino, the atmosphere is so lively.

As soon as Su Hang entered, the music stopped immediately, and all the ghosts looked towards the door, including the four people who were playing cards, also looked at Su Hang.

Huang Kai had already shrunk his neck. Obviously frightened by the battle, he hurried over and knelt down to the man above him, "Your Majesty, you have arrived."

When Su Hang saw it, these ghosts looked no different from ordinary people. If ordinary people saw them, they would definitely not notice the slightest difference.

The man in the upper position, in his fifties or sixties, has a fat head and big ears, with a big gold chain around his neck, dressed like a nouveau riche, with two raised eyebrows, giving people a feeling of being a philistine, a ninth-grade ghost master This should be the hundred-year-old ghost Zhuang Tianhu.

The three people who played cards with him were all in their thirties or forties. One was tall and thin, nicknamed Yaoji, the other was short and fat, named Wang Tong, known as Tong Boss, and the rest was a fat, fat woman. Her name is Wan Lu, and she is known as Wan Erniang.

These three are the three ghost generals under Zhuang Tianhu's seat, and they all have the realm of ghost masters.

The arrival of Su Hang just made the atmosphere quiet for a short time. Zhuang Tianhu didn't seem to take Su Hang seriously, but greeted him to continue playing cards. His thick fingers pressed a button on an old-fashioned radio by the table. The music from "God of Gamblers" sounded again.

Su Hang couldn't help sweating profusely, this is a weird old ghost, even playing a card with its own background sound.

"I heard that you are a Xuanxin orthodox sect? The best Taoist sects in the world can be ranked. My surname Zhuang probably knows it, but I haven't heard of any Xuanxin orthodox sect." Zhuang Tianhu yelled. While talking, he played out a card and asked a few people on the table, "Have you heard of it?"

Several people shook their heads.

Zhuang Tianhu looked at Su Hang, "Boy, to be honest, where did you come from?"

Su Hang smiled lightly, "The King of Ghosts is really astute. My name is Su Hang, and I'm a casual cultivator from Rongcheng. We are also neighbors. I heard about the reputation of Ghost King Zhuang, so I came here to pay a special visit."

"So it's a casual cultivator!" Su Hang's compliment seemed to make Zhuang Tianhu very happy, Zhuang Tianhu happily accepted it, and when he heard that Su Hang was a casual cultivator, he despised him even more, "Listen to the kid next to you, You have some skills, you dare to break into my ghost alone, you are not small, I think, you will not just pay a visit, tell me, what do you want to do with me?"

It was completely condescending, and his words were full of contempt. It could be seen that this old ghost Zhuang was quite arrogant, and he never even gave Su Hang a straight look.

At this point, Su Hang didn't evade, "I came here tonight, one is to visit the neighbors, two, the day before yesterday, the ghost under the king of ghosts did evil in Rongda, and captured a new ghost in Rongda, I'm here to ask the ghost king for it."

As soon as the words fell, Zhuang Tianhu held a card in his hand, but he couldn't play it out for a long time, and his face became a little unsightly.

"Hey, Lord Zhuang, it seems that this little brother is here to question the teacher." At this moment, Yaoji spoke with a strange ambiguity, obviously trying to fuel Zhuang Tianhu's anger.

Zhuang Tianhu frowned, the atmosphere was a little frozen, he looked up at Su Hang, "Boy, what do you mean, you lost a little ghost and want to go back to me?"

"Probably that's what it means, and ask the ghost king to give me some thin noodles." Su Hang said politely.

"Hahaha……"

After Zhuang Tianhu heard this, he suddenly burst out laughing, and the surrounding ghosts also laughed endlessly, as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world.

"Brother, did you come to the wrong place? Are you looking for someone from our Master Zhuang?" The fat mother, Wan Erniang, picked her nostrils disgustingly, and taunted Su Hang with a grin, "The whole Sichuan Lord Zhuang is the respected ghost cultivator. In the territory of Rongcheng, no matter who he is, as long as he becomes a ghost, he will be governed by our Lord Zhuang. Are you too courageous about our ghost world?"

With the scolding in his eyes, one could tell at a glance that this woman was standing in front of a bitter and mean woman.

"Little casual cultivator, you should come here to play wild, do you really think you are someone?" That Wang Tong also sneered unabashedly.

Su Hang didn't rush, with a smile on his face, "I heard that the ghost world signed an agreement with Huaxia Xuanmen. Xuanmen doesn't touch the affairs of the ghost world, and the ghost world doesn't touch the affairs of the human world. I'm here to ask for that ghost. It is indeed a taboo, but if you allow your subordinates to kill others, if Xuanmen finds out about it, I don’t know what the consequences will be."

Between the words, there was a hint of threat.

However, these guys didn't seem to care, and Zhuang Tianhu even smiled, "Agreement? That's an old calendar from hundreds of years ago. Now I've dug it out and said, are you stupid? Now this land of China In fact, Taoist Taoism and Quanzhen Taoism in Xuanmen are quite capable, but if you really want to rip your skin off, there are three great masters in my ghost world, and Xuanmen is probably not enough to look at."

"Well?"

After hearing this, Su Hang frowned lightly. He really didn't know what Zhuang Tianhu said, Huaxia Xuanmen was so weak?

"Boy, maybe you don't know yet?" Wan Erniang, who was mean, said, "Nowadays, Taoism is weak. If it weren't for Tianshi Dao and Quanzhen Dao, there would still be some legacy of the patriarchs. , huh, the Taoist sect is probably dead long ago."

This made Su Hang a little ashamed. It felt like he was going to pretend to be slapped in the face, but was slapped in the face. He wanted to rely on the name of Xuanmen to make these old ghosts let go, but the result was... , people didn't take it seriously at all.

"Boy, you said that my subordinates harmed strangers, and your Taoist sect has also harmed people in my ghost world, refining ghost slaves, and refining ghost pills. There are too many. If you really want to pursue it, I'm afraid we have to pursue you today." This little Taoist." Zhuang Tianhu held a card and looked at Su Hang coldly.

The group of ghosts also looked at Su Hang, full of mockery.

"If the ghost king is willing to give me the person, it will be considered that I owe you a favor, how about it?" Su Hang changed the subject, the reason could not make sense, so he could only talk about favors.

"Favour?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Laugh out loud!

After a while, Zhuang Tianhu said, "Boy, how much is your favor worth?"

"priceless!"

Su Hang uttered two words slowly, decisively, full of extreme confidence, which made the laughter of the group of ghosts stop abruptly.

"Hehe, I'm a little courageous." At this time, Zhuang Tianhu looked at Su Hang seriously, "Who are you looking for?"

"Her name is Wang Xuemei, and she was taken captive by Brother Huang three days ago."

Su Hang looked at Huang Kai, Huang Kai stepped forward quickly, and reported it tremblingly, Zhuang Tianhu winked at Wan Erniang, Wan Erniang nodded slightly, and ordered Huang Kai to go down to pick him up.

"Come here, light a cigarette for me." Zhuang Tianhu picked up a big cigar from the side and hooked Su Hang.

This shit is simply humiliating, the work of the servants, unexpectedly let Su Hang come, and made it clear that Su Hang was treated as a minor servant.

Can this cigarette be lit?

If it's true, wouldn't he be a head shorter?

The ghosts were all waiting to see Su Hang's joke, the corner of Su Hang's mouth curved slightly, and he walked slowly in front of Zhuang Tianhu.

"Snapped!"

It was just a cigarette, but Su Hang didn't seem to care. He leaned in front of Zhuang Tianhu and snapped his fingers lightly, and a cluster of apricot-yellow flames sprang up immediately.