Spoiler: Li Xu and Daxie Have Different Openings

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Three Thousand Daozhou, the central part, Nuwa City, an inconspicuous corner three million miles to the east.

There is a verdant bamboo forest more than five hundred miles away, and there is a pure spiritual energy invisible to the naked eye floating around in the forest.

An ordinary village is located in it, named Zhuanxu Village.

In the middle of the night, the villagers were all asleep.

There was only a slight "click" sound from one room, and the door was quickly locked.

The four-year-old sister is wearing a half ponytail, her legs are close together, her head is lowered, and her two small hands are clenched at the corners of her dress.

The hazy moonlight shone through the window on her pink and tender face, and it could be seen that she was still a little nervous.

"Brother, isn't it good for us to do this?" The younger sister's eyes were a little dodgy.

"What's wrong, it's not the first time."

"However, the last time my parents found out that we were doing this kind of thing, they were both broken, covered in blood and bones. If it weren't for Grandpa Bian's excellent medical skills, the consequences would be unimaginable." The girl felt aggrieved, and said clearly There were tears in the eyes, and the memory is still fresh.

"I promise I won't be discovered this time."

"Brother, can't we go to the wild if we do this kind of thing?"

The girl clenched the corner of her clothes tightly with her small hands, and said softly, "You can't do this kind of thing anywhere, by the stream, on the grass, at the bottom of the tree, in a cave, or in a bamboo forest."

"You're out of your mind. Thanks to you being able to say such things, it's easy to be discovered outside, okay?"

"You have a brain hole."

The girl looked up.

Looking at his elder brother Li Xu who is two years older than him.

He was already sitting on the side of the couch, getting ready for a posture, and suddenly his old face became hot and flushed, and his face seemed to drip water.

"Don't be silly, come here quickly." Li Xu beckoned.

"Oh." My sister swayed over slowly.

"Remember, it's still the same process as half a month ago."

"Oh, remember."

The younger sister blushed and started a series of familiar procedures.

She first rolled up her sleeves, revealing her white and tender hands, then took out a thin bamboo tube from the table, carefully put it into her brother's ear, then connected the funnel to the bamboo tube and fixed it, and finally picked up a The purple gourd ladle slowly scoops the water in the basin into the funnel, the funnel passes through the bamboo tube, and then pours it into the brother's brain through the ear.

"Brother, why did you pour water into your brain?"

"Because I have a hole in my head."

There is a secret in Li Xu's heart that only he knows.

After his death, he might not drink Mengpo soup, reincarnated into a baby, and found that he could look inside the body, and then found that there was a gray-black pit in his brain.

Based on his more than ten years of experience as a bookworm, he guessed that this was a hanging attached to the reincarnation. However, he has been here for six years, and he has tried various methods, but he cannot activate the nine pits.

In recent months, he's been hanging out with fishermen.

I accidentally discovered that the fish pond of the fisherman was somewhat similar to the pit in my own mind.

So he had an idea and began to boldly guess that the nine pits might be "hanging fish ponds".

As long as you put fish in it, the fish can evolve infinitely, and eventually breed various fish, such as Kunpeng and Sky Swallowing Beast.

Thinking about it, Li Xu smiled, and his thoughts drifted far away.

"Brother, what are you laughing at?"

"I thought of a very happy thing."

"Tell me about it?" The younger sister pouted, and accidentally poked Li Xu's ear with her hand.

"It hurts a bit, please slow down, don't pour the water so fast."

Li Xu took a deep breath, feeling that water was slowly flowing into his mind.

The feeling was amazing, like being in water.

"Did I hurt you? How about I stop." The younger sister said softly.

Although Li Xu felt dizzy, he still grabbed his sister's arm, gritted his teeth and said:

"Go on, don't stop."

"But you hurt me."

The younger sister felt that Li Xu's strength was getting stronger and stronger, and her arm was hurting more and more, the pain was so painful that she almost rolled her eyes and twitched.

"No, it's going to break, you're so strong." My sister yelled in pain.

Bang, suddenly the door was kicked into pieces.

"What are you doing?"

Serious father and mother appeared at the door, looked at the two people in the room, and saw the younger sister pouring water into the elder brother's ear through the funnel and bamboo tube, her face turned dark immediately.

"You're bullying brother again."

"Father and mother, listen to my explanation. It's not...it's not what you think." The younger sister became nervous.

"Come out and see if I don't beat you to death." Parents said in a heavy tone, with serious faces, they dragged the four-year-old sister out of the room and out of the open space.

Snapped!

Parents quickly started mixed doubles, and the sound of screams came out soon.

"Father and mother, it's really not me who bullied him, it's my brother who told me to pour water into his brain." The younger sister explained aggrievedly that it was really not her fault.

As a younger sister, she definitely couldn't refuse such a reasonable request from her elder brother.

"What, he told you to pour water into his brain, there is a hole in his brain."

"He said he was out of his mind." The younger sister muttered.

"Stubbornly, you can make up such a thing, see if I don't break your leg." Parents became angry, and kicked and beat the younger sister.

The younger sister stood there, motionless, looking down at her own toes, with tears in her eyes, her face full of grievances.

Parents are really biased, so they hit me.

Why don't you hit your brother?

Is it because I picked it up?

No, my brother also picked it up.

The elder brother's name is Li Xu, and his own name is Daxie.

They were all abandoned babies, picked up by the Baishan couple, but they were picked up two years later than their elder brother.

"Wow... Mom and Dad, you are so biased, so you just hit me. Obviously, my brother told me to pour water into his head." The younger sister wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her hands, "Oh, it hurts."

"You don't deserve to say it hurts, we are the ones who hurt." Parents said angrily.

"How can you talk like this?" Parents must have gone too far, and the younger sister raised her head angrily.

I saw that the fists of the parents were full of blood, and the blood stained their clothes red, their faces turned pale, and their footsteps were a little swaying. It may be that there was too much bleeding, and they felt like they would faint at any time.

"Father and mother, why are you bleeding again? You beat me the same way last time. You beat yourself to pieces. You were covered in blood and your bones were exposed. I was so scared that I cried for a long time."

"Puff..." Parents staggered, their bodies were on the verge of falling due to bleeding.

"Father and mother, are you all right?" Daxie stepped forward to help them.

"Don't come here." Parents panicked, their fists were bleeding, this was the second time they had been injured, and they didn't know what happened, Dagu's body was like an iron wall, completely immovable.

"Father, woooooo... what's the matter with you?" Daxie ran over and supported her parents.

"Puff..." Mom and Dad felt an overwhelming force lingering around, and the two of them fainted.

Fortunately, when his parents attacked his sister just now, Li Xu ran out and invited Doctor Bian over.

"Grandpa Bian, can my parents still be saved?" Li Xu asked.

Grandpa Bian checked his pulse and said kindly: "It's okay, they did the same thing half a month ago. Now I can confirm that your parents are just malnourished, which caused you to bleed and faint. I'll be fine after acupuncture."

He took out the silver needles, without looking at them, and inserted them extremely quickly, then looked at Daxie who seemed to have done something wrong and kept bowing his head, and said seriously:

"You, don't always hurt your parents, it's not easy for them to feed you with shit and urine.

If they hit you, don't stand still, just run around. If they can't hit you, they won't be injured.

You are no longer a three-year-old child, you have to start thinking about your parents. "

The four-year-old sister lowered her head, almost buried her head in her arms, looking aggrieved at her toes, with tears in her eyes.

Feeling the seriousness of the atmosphere, Li Xu changed the subject: "Are my parents awake?"

"Wake up almost at dawn."

Grandpa Bian looked at Li Xu, frowned, and said: "I forgot to mention you, as a brother, you are two years older than your sister, what do you think, you are not sensible at all, and you pour water into your brain , is there a hole in your brain?"

Younger sister Dagu danced and said with a smile: "Hahaha, Grandpa Bian, I also think that brother's brain has a hole."

Grandpa Bian fixed his gaze on Daxie.

Daxie quickly lowered her head, her two little hands were very restless, and her fingertips poked at each other.

"Oh." Grandpa Bian didn't say anything more, he moved his parents to the room and left.

Before leaving, Li Xu asked Grandpa Bian: "Are there really no immortals in the world?"

"No." Grandpa Bian shook his head, "You've asked me this question countless times, and I'll say it again, there are no immortals in this world."

"You know the violin master in our village. Once, I saw a black dragon coming out of his violin."

"You must have read it wrong. Did you just wake up?"

"I accidentally saw it when I got up to pee."

"Then it makes sense. You read it wrong. Our village has more than 100 people, and they are all ordinary villagers."

"But that black dragon is very realistic."

"It seems that you don't understand common sense at all. Tomorrow, you have to invite the village head, who is highly respected and experienced in the village, to teach you what common sense is. Now you all go to sleep."

Li Xu nodded, and after Grandpa Bian left, he didn't go to sleep, but went to the mountains outside the bamboo forest.

Because he just heard from Grandpa Bian that parents are easily injured because of malnutrition.

He planned to go to the mountains to get some game for his parents.

After working hard all night, I tore all my clothes, and finally caught a few fat hares in the forest at dawn.

As soon as I got home, I heard the sound of the earth shaking and the mountains shaking not far away.

"Is an earthquake about to happen?" Li Xu looked into the distance.

"Brother, I caught a piglet in the mountain to nourish my parents."

I saw my younger sister, Daxie, dragging a four to five hundred catty black pig backwards with one hand, with a bright smile on her face, running towards here quickly.

"Scratch scratch..."

Li Xu could hear the black pig screaming continuously, but he couldn't get rid of the four-year-old little girl.

Li Xu opened his mouth wide in shock, his heart was extremely complicated, and the hare in his hand was also frightened away.

This sister doesn't seem normal.

When did she start being out of order?

Li Xu recalled carefully, she should have been abnormal since that incident.

Half a month ago.

When Li Xu was ready, he sneakily called his four-year-old sister Dachen to the room, and told her to pour water into his brain for an experiment, to test whether the hole in the brain could hold water.

Unexpectedly, just at the beginning, the parents found out, thinking that the younger sister was bullying the older brother, so they beat the younger sister.

That was the time when she saw her younger sister standing still, crying and crying for pain, but there was no real harm, but something happened to her parents.

Their bones were broken and they were covered in blood.

If it weren't for Grandpa Bian's superb medical skills, the parents would be in danger.

At that time, Li Xu thought it was a bit strange, but when he asked his sister, she didn't know what happened, but half a month later, his parents would repeat the same trick, and now they were lying on the couch.

He has been studying the pits in his mind almost all the time these years, but he rarely pays attention to the villagers. He is afraid that he has overlooked a lot of important things.

Suddenly, my younger sister's soft voice came: "Brother, come and help me."

"Okay." Li Xu nodded.

"Scratch scratch..."

Suddenly the black pig let out an ear-piercing cry and struggled continuously, the younger sister suddenly became angry and said: "Noisy, what are you arguing about, if you keep arguing, I will kill you."

"Scratch scratch..."

"It's so noisy." The black pig was still struggling, and the younger sister was so angry that she quickly stretched out her pink fists and beat the four to five hundred catties to death in twos and twos.

"Eh..." Li Xu's steps suddenly became heavy as he walked over, and his mood gradually became complicated.

"Huhu, I'm so exhausted, I need to rest for a while." My younger sister, Daxie, sat on the ground, gasping for breath, "This pig takes a lot of effort."

"Isn't this black pig heavy?" Li Xu asked.

"The weight of a piglet of four to five hundred catties is that it runs faster." The younger sister looked at Li Xu and said, "It's a very light piglet, why don't you give it a try."

Li Xu waved his hand and said, "Forget it."

He still knows how much he weighs, but he is so weak that he can't hold it.

The younger sister had no choice but to pick up a black pig weighing four to five hundred catties, as easily as a small chicken, and threw the black pig at home, then boiled water and used a knife to remove the hair.

The action is so skilled that it makes people feel distressed.

When did Daxie master this skill, the elder brother didn't even notice.

In the past six years, I have been immersed in the pit of my own brain, and I have missed the growth of my sister.

"When did you learn how to kill pigs?" Li Xu asked.

"The fat girl next door who is one year younger than me taught me."

"Can you kill a pig at the age of three?"

"You can kill pigs at the age of three, isn't this common sense in our Zhulin Village?"

"I seem to be missing a lot of things."

"No one told you to go out." The younger sister complained, "There are many children next door who are very fun, so let's go and play together."

Li Xu nodded, he has always been biased.

He thought that the children in Zhulin Village were not at the same level as him, so he never played with them. Thinking about it now, he wondered if he was worthy of playing with them.

My sister was busy for a while, cleaned up the black pig, and started making breakfast for my parents.

"Let me cook meat porridge." Li Xu felt embarrassed to watch his sister work here.

"Brother, why do you suddenly want to do this today? Don't you usually eat too much and be lazy, hiding in your room to study messy things? Also, can you cook porridge? Can you tell the difference between salt and sugar?"

"Your brother is not that useless." Li Xu stretched out his hand to touch her head and said with a smile.

Li Xu's hands gently rubbed against his head.

Dajue could smell his breath, so she couldn't help taking a few more breaths, it smelled really good.

Half an hour later, the breakfast was ready, and the parents woke up, but they were a little embarrassed, because they were injured for the second time, passively injured, it was really embarrassing.

"Father and mother, wake up. This is the first time my brother cooks porridge. It's delicious. You should try it too."

"Father and mother shouldn't have hit you last night."

"It's okay, I have rough skin and thick flesh, but there is one thing I don't understand, why you hurt me when you hit me." The younger sister rubbed her head, completely puzzled.

Mom and Dad's face was livid.

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted.

"Ahem, my sister and I had breakfast, parents, please take your time. Last night, Grandpa Bian said that many children don't understand common sense. He proposed to the respected and experienced village chief to teach a general knowledge class. The village chief agreed. , Today I will teach us what common sense is, and many children in the village will listen to it, and my sister and I also want to go and listen to it.”

"Go ahead, be careful on the road."

Li Xu took Daxie's little hand and went out.

Looking at the backs of them going away, they looked twenty-eight years old, and the blue-haired mother jumped up from the bed and said:

"Li Xu seems to be different from before. He was absolutely not interested in this kind of thing before."

"Could it be the reason why your brain got flooded last night?" The extraordinary-looking father also floated up from the bed.

"Eh..." Mother slapped Dad on the bed, and said, "Whether you can talk, or if you can't talk, don't talk."

Father suddenly grabbed Mother's hand and said, "It's rare that the two children are not at home, why don't we applaud?"

"I still have injuries."

"My injury is almost healed." Father said, he kept touching Mother's hand, and then his hand kept wandering.

"I'm hungry and I want to eat."

"It's okay, you eat your food, I do my own thing, it doesn't matter at all." Father suddenly smiled a little lewdly.

"That's okay too?"

"I haven't tried it, just try it."

Soon, the voice of singing was heard intermittently, probably eating porridge.

...

Li Xu took Dagu along the way. Today's general knowledge class is held in the pavilion in the middle of the bamboo forest, and a dozen or so ordinary children from the village will go there one by one.

About one kilometer is the home of the luthier. He does nothing all day long and just plays the piano to a cow under a tree.

About two kilometers away is the home of Grandpa Bian, a genius doctor. There are a few chirping magpies on the tree of his house, which are always noisy.

About five kilometers away, it is the home of fishermen.

Li Xu knew people around five kilometers away, because he rarely moved outside the five-kilometer range.

It took about another hour for a stick of incense.

Li Xu suddenly heard the roar of a ferocious beast in the verdant bamboo forest, he quickly grabbed Daxie, and said softly:

"There are ferocious beasts in this bamboo forest, let's go back, we don't listen to the general knowledge class."

"This is not a beast. This is a big fat cat raised by Fat Girl. Fat Girl and I are very familiar. She is the same age as us, and she is going to attend the general knowledge class. We will go together later."

Ho ho ho.

Suddenly, the roar of the ferocious beast became louder and louder. It seemed that something huge was rushing from the side of the mountain, and the ground was shaking violently.

Soon, Li Xu saw a tiger as big as a cow running fast, and the direction was right here.

"Danger."

Li Xu pulled Daguo and ran to the side, but the tiger's eyes locked on him, and the roaring sound came out again and again, but soon the roaring sound stopped, and a childish voice came out:

"Dawan, it's me."

"Brother, it's a fat girl." Daxie waved her hand.

Li Xu saw the fat girl on the tiger, she was chubby, like a ball, and then looked at his younger sister, she was still pretty and cute.

Fat girl's eyes locked on Li Xu at once, and she said: "Daxie, this is the brother you mentioned who rarely goes out, he looks really good-looking, come here, brother, I will take you to the bamboo forest pavilion .”

She rode a fat cat, came to Li Xu, and stretched out her hand to pull Li Xu up.

Younger sister Daxi grabbed Fat Girl's hand and jumped up, then she stretched out her hand again and said, "Brother, come up quickly."

"This is a tiger." Li Xu's mouth twitched.

"Brother, this is a fat cat raised by Fat Girl, but it looks like a tiger."

"Yes, yes, yes," said the fat girl.

"Ho Ho Ho Ho." The fat cat growled, as if in protest.

"Isn't a cat meowing meowing?" Li Xu said.

"Brother, you don't know if you don't go out. Some cats also bark like this."

Believe me.

Li Xu was speechless, but he still took his sister's hand and jumped onto the tiger, sitting behind her. To be honest, he was a little flustered.

"Daxie, can we change places? I want to talk to your brother?" Fat girl thought Daxie's brother was really good-looking.

"not good."

"If you are willing to change places, I can lend you the big cat to play for a few days."

"No." Without even thinking about it, Dajue directly refused, what a joke, how could her brother be abducted by someone, she rubbed her brother's chest, and said: "Brother, hold me tight, we are about to run. "

"It's not good."

"Hurry up." Daqian raised her pink fists and demonstrated to the fat girl at the same time, trying to get her brother's attention, but there was no way.

Li Xu smiled helplessly, hugged Daxie, and then the big cat let out a roaring sound, the speed was so fast that the surrounding scenery kept moving backwards.

"Dawan, are you sure this is a cat?"

"Brother, the whole Zhulin Village knows it's a cat, what's the problem?"

"But this cat is about to fly."

"Isn't it common sense that cats can fly?"

The fat girl looked back at Li Xu, feeling very strange, this man is good-looking, but why doesn't he have any common sense?

I'm afraid there is a hole in the brain, right?

Daxie said: "My brother seldom goes out and walks around. He doesn't know a lot of common sense. It's completely normal."

"All right."

"Fat Cat" ran quickly among the bamboo forests, with its four feet one foot off the ground, Li Xu felt as if he was flying, and even ghosts would not believe it was a cat.

After running for more than ten kilometers, Li Xu suddenly yelled, saying:

"Wait, what happened to the uncle?"

Li Xu pointed to an elderly man in the distance, he was picking wild fruits, but the wild fruits on the top of the tree could not be picked, and then Li Xu saw an astonishing scene.

I saw the uncle stepped on the right foot with his left foot, flew up slowly, picked the wild fruits on the top of the tree more than ten feet high, and then calmly landed on the ground.

"What's wrong?"

"He's flying."

Fat girl tilted her head and looked at Li Xu for a long time, then pondered: "If you step on the right foot with your left foot, you can fly, isn't this common sense?"

"Is this common sense?" Li Xu was stunned.

The fat girl leaned close to Daxie's ear and said softly: "Is there something wrong with your brother's brain? You don't know so much common sense?"

"It's been said that my brother rarely goes out."

"But it's not like you don't even know the basics."

"If you speak ill of my brother again, I will beat you."

...

"It's common sense that you can fly with your left foot and the right foot."

Li Xu felt very uncomfortable, as if boiling expired milk with sewer oil that had been placed for a long time, it was extremely uncomfortable.

"Fat Cat" was getting faster and faster, and the surrounding scenery quickly reversed.

Daxie's half ponytail floated up and flicked Li Xu's face, which was itchy and fragrant, which made him feel a little embarrassed, but it's just his sister who gets along with him day and night, so it's fine.

After more than ten kilometers, Li Xu saw an old man in the mountains in the distance. This is not the point, the point is that the old man is carrying a huge ax on his body, which is three times bigger than his body.

"Brother, this is a well-known woodcutter in the village."

The younger sister, Daxie, knew that her brother was traveling far away for the first time, so she took the initiative to introduce him to the villagers she saw on the road.

Li Xu said: "His ax is so big, at least one zhang, Zheng Liang can be seen from a distance, shining brightly, I feel that this ax can open up the world."

The fat girl smiled and said, "I've seen the woodcutter's axe. At first I thought it was very powerful, but it's actually just an ordinary axe with no special features."

My younger sister, Dachen, also laughed: "It's really ordinary. It only weighs less than 500 catties. It's just a sham, and it's easy to break. The fat girl and I bit him with an ax. Hahaha, it must be a woodcutter." My husband still doesn’t know that my last ax was bitten off by me and Fat Girl.”

"Didn't you say that this is a secret between the two of us? How do you tell others? If the woodcutter finds out, he will kill us. He will be very angry when he gets angry." The fat girl said dissatisfied.

"Brother is not someone else."

"It was you who said you wanted to keep it a secret."

"What secret do you want to keep from my brother, my brother is mine."

Fat girl thought for a while and said, "You are right."

The fat cat continued to fly one foot above the ground, maintaining the same speed.

After tens of kilometers, Li Xu was shocked again by the scene in front of him.

It was a few people building a house.

One of them is a bloated woman, she looks ordinary, but she is carrying a log of ten feet wide on her right shoulder, holding a log of the same size in her left hand, and she is walking leisurely towards the open space in front of her. go.

One of them, a hunchbacked old man, held up a stone a hundred times his size with both hands, walked a few steps, and threw the stone up for fun.

One of the young men had an iron chain tied to his right hand, and a water jar was tied to the end of the iron chain. After he went to the river to fill the water, he didn’t close the lid and came back swinging the water jar without spilling a drop of water. .

One of the old men poked it with a crutch, smashed the stones carried by the hunchbacked old man, and then mixed them with sand, water, and soil. He was mixing slurry.

One of them looks like a murderous middle-aged man with a beard and scum, followed by four beautiful creatures. They sing sweetly, have golden feathers, gleaming wings, like burning flames, and long tails. The five long tails are very beautiful.

"This appearance...is a phoenix." Li Xu's pupils shrank, shocked.

"That's a butcher's chicken, not a phoenix."

Dajue said calmly, "The villagers are building houses, and the enthusiastic butcher is here to deliver food.

The butcher looks fierce on the surface, but he is the most enthusiastic person in the village. No matter it is a funeral or a happy event, he will come to help and give chickens every time.

The chicken he raised is really delicious. I ate it once. The last time I went to the butcher’s house, Subu died. "

"When you said that, my saliva came out." The fat girl kept licking her lips.

Daxie asked, "By the way, when Subu died, why didn't you go to the feast?"

"I got lost. When I arrived, Subu had been carried up the mountain for two days, and the dinner was over. I haven't eaten it, but I have heard people say that the chicken from the butcher's house is delicious. "

"Yes, it's really delicious. I'll take you to eat it when I go back to the butcher's house to do business."

"OK."

"I heard that Su Chai from the butcher's family is dying, and he will be able to eat in half a year at the earliest."

"Daxie, is it usually a table for eight people or a table for ten people?"

"Eight people."

"Why eight people?"

"Because there is not enough food for a table of ten people."

"Then why not one table per person?"

"You are stupid, you can't finish eating at one table."

Li Xu, who was listening to his younger sister talking to the fat girl, turned darker and darker. He reached out and hit her on the head, signaling to stop talking nonsense.

"Brother, don't hit me, I understand what you mean, I will take you to dinner next time."

"Don't talk nonsense."

"It's okay, brother, the butcher can't wait for Su Chai to die, so he can have a feast?"

"?" Li Xu frowned, what's going on.

"Why?" Fat Girl asked.

"You guys don't know, Su Chai is too hateful. He is the overlord at home. He is always dirty, doesn't like to be clean, and likes to bite other puppies. The butcher has long been unhappy with it, but because he can't bear to do it, otherwise , we can have dinner already."

Li Xu patted his sister's head, and said, "How can I tell from your words that Su Chai is not a human being?"

"Don't you know? Su Chai is not a human being. He is a dog. Subu is also a dog. The butcher's family has more than a hundred dogs. Only the butcher is a human being. The others are chickens, ducks, dogs, etc. The butcher I just like to be lively, and once the dog in the house dies, I will invite the whole village to a feast."

"What a weird person." Li Xu couldn't see through this village at all now.

They rode the fat cat all the way. On the way, Daxie and Fat Girl told many stories about the villagers, which made Li Xu dumbfounded.

It was really hard for Li Xu to imagine that these were ordinary villagers.

He has a new definition of the ordinary.

An hour later, it landed in the pavilion in the center of the bamboo forest.

This gazebo is very wide, surrounded by bamboo forests, and there are several fountains that spray water. As the sun shines, rainbows appear.

Many boring villagers will chat here to relieve boredom.

With the continuous improvement of the villagers.

There are open-air gardens, ten-mile peach blossoms, autumn stands, piano platform, chess platform, library pavilion, painting exhibition hall, lotus pond, and gradually the gazebo has become the central hub of Zhulin Village.

Villagers can be seen walking around the pavilion, and in the center of the pavilion, there are more than a dozen children sitting on the futon on the ground in a daze, all under ten years old.

"You are finally here. I have been waiting for you for a long time." It was the village head who spoke.

He was tall and burly, the burliest among the villagers Li Xu had ever seen.

He leans on a cane, wears a white robe, has a white beard, frowns all over his face, and has a scar in the shape of "X" on his forehead. He looks very old, but his eyes are piercing, and he has a certain strong wear. penetration.

"Hello, village chief."

"Son, you're welcome, sit down."

The village head waved his hand in a friendly tone, and then a hunchbacked old woman handed three futons to the child.

The three thanked each other, and the mother-in-law walked aside with a smile, and she could see that there were only a few teeth in her mouth.

"Who is this mother-in-law?" Li Xu whispered into his sister's ear.

Li Xu spoke closer, his breath hit Daxie's ears, his face flushed slightly, and he said:

"This is Granny Meng."

"Children, don't talk, listen to me. The villagers jointly authored a book "One Hundred and Eight Thousand Common Senses about Zhulin Village". People, you have to listen carefully and watch carefully, if anyone is surprised when they see something later, the villagers will laugh at you."

The village chief's tone is kind, it's hard to imagine such a burly village chief speaking in such a gentle tone.

However, Li Xu felt that the village head was hinting at himself.

After receiving the book, he followed the village head with the child.

The village head followed along: "Children, the purpose of the villagers in creating the book "One Hundred and Eight Thousand Common Senses About Zhulin Village" is to better construct your knowledge and worldview. You have to study hard and don't think about being lazy. .”

"Wait, village chief, something is wrong with this book, there is a problem."

At this time, a six-year-old child spoke.

This person is Li Xu.

"What's wrong with this book?"

The village head looked at Li Xu and said: "I know you, you are the baby of Baishan and his wife, I heard that you haven't traveled far in six years, you only live within five kilometers of your own home, and you don't even have basic common sense. Understand."

"Yes, it's me." Li Xu straightened his back and said.

"Are you still confident?"

"That's not what it means, village chief, there is something really wrong with this book."

"What's the problem?" The village chief's tone was still kind, the corner of his mouth raised.

How could there be a problem with this book? After discussion and verification by more than a hundred villagers, there is absolutely no problem.

Li Xu shook his voice and said: "There is a problem with the first piece of common sense, it says 'five-paced snake is not poisonous', isn't that harmful? How could the five-paced snake be non-venomous? The five-paced snake is extremely poisonous."

"As we all know, the five-step snake is not poisonous." The village head tilted his head and said.

"Impossible." Li Xu said.

"Brother." Dagu pulled his arm and said softly, "The five-step snake is not poisonous, this is the most basic common sense."

"are you kidding me."

"Hahahaha." Suddenly, many children laughed.

"You guys are laughing, if you follow the above, sooner or later you will have a feast." Li Xu rolled his eyes.

"Since you don't believe it, let's try it on the spot."

The village chief laughed. He turned around in the grass in front of him, and a wild five-paced snake was turned out by him.

"Fuck, this place is so dangerous, you can't come here in the future."

Li Xu held his younger sister's hand and became nervous, he could find a five-step snake just by looking for it, so it was still safe at home.

"This is a wild five-paced snake. Who would like to prove that it is not poisonous?" said the village chief.

"I'll do it." The fat girl raised her hand.

"You are brave, come here."

"Don't go." Li Xu shook his head, his tone slightly angry, "Village Chief, try biting yourself?"

"Okay." Without any hesitation, the village head let the five-step snake bite his hand, and soon there were teeth marks on it.

"You take five steps." Li Xu said.

The village chief started to stride, one step, two steps, three steps, four steps, five steps, and then back and forth, walking a stick of incense, nothing happened.

Then, the village chief looked at Li Xu with a smile on his face. He knew that Li Xu lacked common sense, so today's main goal was to defeat him and challenge his view of common sense.

"Could it be that the effect of the medicine hasn't occurred yet?" Li Xu was puzzled.

"Why don't you come over and try?"

"Let the five-step snake bite me, I have a brain hole." Li Xu was speechless.

"Son, don't be afraid, come and try."

"Don't try." Li Xu stepped back.

"Hold him down for me."

With a wave of the village chief's hand, Li Xu was held down by Granny Meng who was following behind.

The village head then bit the five-step snake on his hand.

Li Xu was so soft that he fell to the ground, his whole body was weak, and his eyes began to blur.

Li Xu was so soft that he lay on the ground, his whole body was weak, his eyes became blurred and began to turn white, and he was about to die.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Daxie knelt on the ground, tears swirled in her clear eyes, she was about to cry.

Li Xu grabbed her hand and said: "Don't cry, don't cry, brother, go first, parents will be taken care of by you, remember to wear more clothes when it's cold, take off when it's hot, don't let yourself get sick, I'll go Finally, remember to burn some more paper money for me, I have to make money even if I don’t want to be down there..."

"Wow wow wow, brother..." Daxie cried.

"What are you pretending to be, Li Xu, you made your sister cry, why don't you get up for me."

The village chief kicked it in anger, Li Xu bounced off the ground in pain, and said with a blank face:

"I didn't die."

"What the hell, as we all know, five-paced snakes are not poisonous." The village chief said in a bad manner, his beard curled up in anger.

"It shouldn't be, it's impossible."

Li Xu rubbed his head, his face full of doubts.

The village head really wanted to blow Li Xu's dog's head off with a stick, and said, "Why shouldn't it be, this is common sense, do you have common sense?"

"Brother, woo woo woo..."

The younger sister Daxie rushed over, with tears on her face, flowing like a waterfall, hugging Li Xu, crying uncontrollably, "I thought my brother didn't want me anymore, woo woo woo..."

"Don't cry."

Li Xu wiped away the tears from his younger sister's face, and actually made her cry. Suddenly, he felt full of guilt.

After comforting for a long time, the younger sister calmed down, but she still hugged herself, unwilling to let go.

Li Xu had no choice but to hug her, follow behind the village chief, and listen to his basic common sense.

"The second piece of common sense in Zhulin Village: ball pythons are not poisonous."

"The third piece of common sense in Zhulin Village: milk snakes are not poisonous."

"The fourth piece of common sense in Zhulin Village: Green snakes are not poisonous."

"The fifth piece of common sense in Zhulin Village: Black-headed snakes are not poisonous."

"..."

"Common sense number 2,220 of Zhulin Village: Black-headed snakes are not poisonous."

Of course, the village chief didn't introduce them one by one. He just mentioned a few snakes casually and asked everyone to see for themselves.

"Village Chief, I have a question. As far as I know, there are only so many types of snakes."

"I know what you want to ask. You want to ask why you don't just write that you are immune to snake venom?"

"That's right." Li Xu nodded.

"This book includes all known snakes in the world. We are immune to all known snake venoms, but we cannot guarantee immunity to unknown ones. For the sake of rigor, we villagers decided to write one by one."

"No wonder you can come up with a hundred and eight thousand pieces of common sense." Li Xu muttered.

"Next, let's continue to study."

"Village Chief, I want to ask you a question, can there be immortals in this world?"

"It doesn't exist, immortals only exist in legends."

"Our villagers are really ordinary people?"

The village head said: "The villagers in our Zhulin Village are ordinary people. Why do you suddenly ask such a simple question?"

"I don't think the villagers are simple."

"Anyone."

"For example, the butcher, I think his chicken is a phoenix."

"Nonsense, that's obviously an ordinary chicken, but it looks like a phoenix."

"Also, I saw a few villagers building houses just now, all of them are extremely talented and powerful, and they can easily pick up things that weigh hundreds of catties or thousands of catties."

The village head stared blankly at Li Xu, and said, "Is this difficult?"

"Isn't it difficult?"

"Anyone can do it. If you don't believe me, just point to a child."

The village chief feels that Li Xu's view of common sense has been distorted. It seems that six years of not being in contact with other villagers has had a great impact on him. It is extremely challenging to correct his view of common sense.

Li Xu pointed to a five-year-old boy who blows his nose from time to time, and said, "It's you."

"What do you want him to do?"

"Didn't you just say that everyone can pick up things that weigh hundreds or thousands of catties? I want him to pull up the willows on the bank of this river."

"This may be more than a few thousand catties."

"Village Chief, I'm fine."

The little boy who was blowing the snot bubble blew the snot bubble, rolled up the sleeve of his right hand, and walked in front of Yangliu.

Stretching out his right hand and exerting force suddenly, the whole willow tree was uprooted by him.

Li Xu was dumbfounded, his mouth was dry.

"Who wants to pull up a willow tree, just choose one at random and let me test whether you are normal people?"

"I'll come." Fat girl said

"I'll come." Daqian said.

"I'm coming too."

"I'm coming too."

A dozen or so children, except Li Xu, all rushed to tug at the willows on the bank of the war, all of them were very excited, as if they were playing.

puff!

I saw my younger sister Dagu pulling up a willow with one hand.

The other children also pulled up the willow with one hand, but it was just a matter of time.

"The clown is actually me." Li Xu remembered a sentence.

"After my inspection, you are all normal people."

The village chief showed a satisfied smile, then shifted his gaze to Li Xu, and said:

"It's your turn, do you want to try it too?"

"I don't have the strength." Li Xu shook his head.

Now he finally understands that the whole village is not normal, only he is normal, but in the eyes of everyone, he is abnormal.

"It doesn't take much effort. Isn't it easy to pull the weeping willow upside down with one hand?" Fat girl leaned in front of her younger sister Dawei, "Your brother is a little abnormal, is there something wrong with his mind?"

Dajue was so angry that she raised her fists and said angrily, "You are the only one with a brain problem, and my brother is fine."

"Then why didn't he dare to pull it out?"

"It's the first time for my brother to travel far away. He is afraid of strangers and dare not use his fists. If he was at home, he could kill a cow with one punch and kill a pig with one slap." Daxie said proudly.

"Bragging."

"Fat girl, if you fight against me again, I'll tear your mouth apart."

"Okay, if I don't talk, then your brother will make a move."

"Yeah, why are you still in a daze? Isn't it okay?" Others said.

Seeing Li Xu bowed his head and didn't speak, his younger sister ran up to him in a few steps, hugged his arm, and said: "Twitter, these kids are so annoying, let's go home."

"Go home and tell your parents, go cry." A child said in a strange tone while blowing his snot bubbles.

"Li Xu, Daxie, you go home first," the village head said.

"Brother, let's go back." Daxie said, turning her head to stare at these children, and said, "Don't let me touch you next time, and hit you once I do."

"Slightly slightly..."

"Go back and hide in bed and cry."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Several children kept booing.

Li Xu couldn't help it immediately, he was a vigorous man who had lived for fifteen years in his previous life, if he could bear it any longer, he would be useless.

In the previous life, at the age of fifteen, because boys' and girls' dormitories were switched, the two classes fought over a pair of girls' underpants.

He ran over to watch the accident, reincarnated here, and finally found that there were nine holes in his mind, thinking that there was some opportunity waiting for him, but he didn't expect that there was nothing, and he was even ridiculed.

He couldn't stand it.

He rushed up, wanting to beat up these little kids to relieve his hatred, but he didn't expect that just after he rushed up, he was punched by a snot-soaked kid and retreated more than ten feet, half kneeling on the ground.

"Brother, why don't you fight back?"

"I never fought."

"You just fight randomly, wherever you want to fight, don't think too much about it."

"Is this okay?"

"Brother, you can do it."

"I'll try." Li Xu stood up, clenched his fists, didn't think about anything, emptied his head, gritted his teeth and started to fight.

bang bang bang.

He kept punching, and a stick of incense passed by. All the children were lying on the ground, with bruised noses and swollen faces, crying loudly.

He ignored it, and walked towards the river bank step by step, while reaching out to hold the two willow trees with both hands.

boom.

There seemed to be a golden light erupting from his body, and an invisible force appeared, and his figure became taller. In an instant, two willow trees were uprooted by him.

It turned out that he was not a normal person either.

Li Xu smiled.

He always thought he couldn't do it, because he had never done such a ridiculous thing as pulling willows.

My memory is still in the previous life, and I do things based on the feeling of the previous life, but I don't know that the previous life is no longer there.

That is, from this time on, he gradually integrated into this world.

So, ten years later.

"Brother, good news. Su Chai finally passed away last night after suffering for ten years. The butcher beat the gongs and drums and was very happy. He invited the whole village to dinner today."

Dajue yelled loudly and ran towards Li Xu's room, but unexpectedly his door was locked.

She patted lightly, probably because she was too excited to control her strength, and the door was slapped away.

She saw the upper body of her brother was naked, holding a spotless white dress in his hand, and was about to put on his clothes. His body looked good, and his face immediately turned red.

Li Xu knew that on weekdays, Daxie was always very nervous, as if there was no difference between men and women, and she opened her room casually, so she locked the door, but it was still useless.

"Brother, I'll help you get dressed." Daxie ran up to her brother, snatched his white clothes, but cast her eyes everywhere on him.

Bronze complexion, tall figure, looks very strong.

His eyes continued to walk on his body, his face was as clear as a carving, the angular face was extremely handsome, the black and deep eyes, the thick eyebrows, the high nose bridge, so beautiful.

"Daxie, what are you looking at?" Li Xu stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her eyes.

This year, my younger sister, Dagu, is fourteen years old. She is wearing a white gauze and a half ponytail. She has delicate skin, a leisurely demeanor, beautiful eyes, and a smile on her cheeks. She has a slim figure and exquisite curves.

Li Xu didn't expect that she would grow so big in a blink of an eye, but fortunately, she was still taller than her.

"Daxie." Li Xu shouted again.

"Oh, I'm here." Daxie withdrew her gaze and stood on tiptoe to help her brother get dressed.

A powerful breath surrounded her nostrils, and she seemed to be drunk for a while, a little bit tipsy.

The fingertips touched his skin inadvertently, as if there was a faint thunder and lightning circulating, the heart was beating, and the face was red, so subtle and strange.

After helping Li Xu get dressed, she lowered her head, too ashamed to look at him.

"Daxie, let's go, let's go to the butcher's house." Li Xu pushed his sister out of the room.

Then, he erected the door that his sister slapped and slapped it. The door was embedded in the wall, and it was repaired directly, and the door can be opened and closed normally.

"Where are your parents? Are you up yet?" Li Xu asked.

"Just after dawn, they went to the butcher's house to help. I didn't know that there was a feast until I saw the note my father left on the table."

"Are you going to walk, or ride a sparrow?"

"Brother, let's go, we haven't walked outside together for a long time."

"Didn't we go to the fisherman's house together yesterday?"

Dajue tilted her head and said with a smile, "It's been twelve hours, isn't it long?"

Li Xu had nothing to say.

Dajue stuck out her tongue at her brother, smiling happily.

Suddenly, the sound of roaring beasts came, and a dark girl stood on top of the fat cat, looking at the two of them with her chest folded.

This is a fat girl, she is still fat when she grows up, her skin is still a bit dark, she is not tall, her legs are not long, and her breasts are not very obvious.

Li Xu looked at his younger sister again, she was still good-looking, beautiful and cute.

The fat girl stood on top of the fat cat, and said with a smile: "Li Xu, Daxie, I'm here to ask you to go to the butcher's house for dinner, come up."

She stretched out her hand to Li Xu, wanting to embrace this young man who grew taller and better looking in her arms, what a wonderful thing that was.

However, the stumbling block between her and Li Xu is Daxie, she is always clinging to Li Xu, making her unable to do anything.

Dajue opened her hand to block her brother, and said in her heart:

"This fat girl is really evil in her mind, it's not just a day or two that she likes her brother.

No, among the girls in the same village, which one doesn't like a brother who is gentle, elegant, extraordinary, and imposing? It seems that he has many competitors. If he wants to stand out, he still has to work hard. "

She said to the fat girl, "We won't sit on your fat cat, my brother and I will walk there."

"Walking, how long will it take, the seats will be gone in the past." Fat Girl said.

Li Xu and Daxie thought about it carefully, and it made sense.

"Don't whine, come up quickly, Li Xu, come and sit here, this is a seat specially made for you, it's made of mink fur, it's very comfortable." The fat girl waved to Li Xu.

"Daxie, sit there." Li Xu said.

"Oh." Dajue nodded.

"No, you can't sit here, this is the seat reserved for Li Xu, Daxie, you sit behind me." Fat girl said.

Dachen looked at Li Xu, and said softly: "Forget it, let's not sit down."

The fat girl waved her hand and said, "Whether you like to sit or not, Li Xu come here quickly."

Li Xu saw his younger sister's expression was not good-looking, and said: "Thank you for your kindness, we won't sit down."

"Cut, it's fine if you don't sit down. Don't blame me for not reminding you. Don't blame me when the banquet is over." The fat girl rode a fat cat and walked slowly forward. Tell her to stop and give them a ride.

However, she didn't hear the two call her to stop for a long time, she felt a little strange, just when she was about to look back, she found that her vision became dark.

She looked up and looked overhead.

I saw a huge monster with wings spread out a full hundred feet slowly flying over her head, with a tail feather more than ten feet on its tail. When the wings were flapped, the crackling of thunder could be vaguely seen.

The bamboo forest was bent by the force of this huge monster, billowing dust appeared on the ground.

The fat cat was so frightened that it immediately prostrated itself on the ground, trembling, not daring to move.

"What is this?" The fat girl was stunned.

"This is a sparrow." Li Xu said.

A few days ago, he and his sister saw this rebellious sparrow in the mountains, and after a lot of effort, they finally came to an agreement and successfully subdued the sparrow mount.

"Are you out of your mind, is this a sparrow?" The fat girl was shocked.

"Do you have common sense? Article 8913 of "One Hundred and Eight Thousand Common Senses about Zhulin Village" says that this appearance is a sparrow."

Li Xu has memorized "One Hundred and Eight Thousand Common Senses About Zhulin Village" these years. It can be said that his common sense is far superior to that of his peers, even the experienced village head.

Reading, endorsement, he is never weaker than others.

"Are you kidding me? No matter how much you argue, this is clearly the dominant lightning bird. If it were a sparrow, it would be impossible for my tiger to crawl on the ground and tremble." The fat girl snorted coldly.

The younger sister heard something and made a sound of "Oh Huo".

Li Xu smiled and said: "You finally admit it, your fat cat is a tiger."

"Do you understand common sense? A fat cat is a type of tiger."

"You made it up, I don't remember this item in "One Hundred and Eight Thousand Items of Common Sense About Zhulin Village"."

"have."

"Which article is that?"

"I'm too lazy to tell you, let's go."

Fat girl patted Fat Mao's forehead vigorously, but it didn't move because of the absolute suppression of the blood.

"Hahaha." Li Xu and Daxie smiled and jumped on top of the sparrow.

"Slightly slightly slightly." The younger sister made a face at the fat girl, "Let's take a step first, and you follow slowly."

"Sparrow, let's go to the butcher's house."

Dajue pointed to the front, the sparrow got the information, flapped its wings, suddenly thunder and thunder, lightning flashed and thundered, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.

"I'm so mad, I have to find a chance to kill their arrogance." The fat girl gritted her teeth and said:

"When we have dinner, we must have a table with them, they will lose."

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