Chapter 839 Xu Taiping’s Sense of Humor

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When Xu Taiping returned to the room, he didn't know the secret words of Xia Jinxuan and the others. After Xu Taiping returned, he brushed his teeth and washed his face, and then went out.

Today is the first day of exchange life. Each exchange student will be taken by their respective teachers to the class they need to attend. At this time, Xu Taiping is no longer needed. Xu Taiping has to report to Slater today because He is now considered a member of the campus security team of Becken University.

I jogged all the way to the security room of Becken University.

The security room is not at the entrance, which is different from Jiangyuan University. The security room at Becken University is located in a third-floor building in the center of the school. The security room and the logistics department are all located here.

Xu Taiping came to the door of the security room and knocked on the door.

The door was opened, and a security guard stood behind the door, looking at Xu Taiping with a weird smile on his face.

"Did you take a shower all night last night? Maybe?" the security guard asked with a smile.

"It took a long time to wash!" Xu Taiping said with a smile.

"Come in, the boss isn't here yet, you can have a cup of coffee first!" the security guard said, stepping aside.

Xu Taiping walked in.

Behind the door is a room of about 70 to 80 square meters. There are several tables in the room, and further inside, there is a door with the words "Changing Room" written on it.

"Hey! Xu!"

"Xu, you are famous, haha, your video has been posted on the Internet!"

People in the security room all said to Xu Taiping.

Xu Taiping touched his nose helplessly and said, "It's true that good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles!"

"This is not a bad thing!" A security guard walked up to Xu Taiping with his mobile phone, pointed at the video on his mobile phone and said, "Look at the comments below!"

Xu Taiping read the comments under the video.

Some people are laughing at Xu Taiping's incompetence and cowardice, but a larger group of people are praising Xu Taiping's courage, saying that Xu Taiping is a responsible person who dares to bear the troubles caused by students. Only such security guards can truly He is called the patron saint of students.

To be honest, Xu Taiping was really surprised. In his opinion, people who are not from my race must have different thoughts. He made a fool of himself, and the people on his side even scolded him for being weak. Logically speaking, these foreigners should not all attack him. Is it sarcasm? How come there are still people praising me?

"I really admire your courage!" The security guard in front of Xu Taiping smiled and patted Xu Taiping's shoulder and said, "I don't have the courage to withstand the baptism of all this sewage. I see sewage running into your mouth." Got it!"

"It's okay." Xu Taiping smiled. He actually didn't take the so-called sewage too seriously. He had encountered things more insulting than this. What was this kind of thing?

"I think it's just weakness. What's the point of courage? Courage is nothing!" a security guard said disdainfully.

Xu Taiping took a look at the security guard. The security guard was about 1.7 meters tall, shorter than Xu Taiping. His name was written on his badge.

Paul.

"Indeed, I was really scared at that time! I almost pissed myself with fear." Xu Taiping nodded in agreement.

"Hahaha!" There were bursts of laughter all around, some were kind, and of course, some were malicious.

At this moment, the office door was suddenly opened from the outside, and then Slater walked in from the door.

After Slater entered the door, he was the first to see Xu Taiping.

He was stunned for a moment, then a joking smile appeared on his face and he said, "Xu Taiping, do you feel ashamed? You were shot by so many guys!"

"There is nothing to be ashamed of. If you make a mistake, you have to accept punishment." Xu Taiping said.

"Indeed, at Becken University, everyone has to follow the rules. Your people sneak attack on Beverly's people, which is a violation of the rules, so Beverly should humiliate you like that!" Slater said , walked to Xu Taiping, hugged Xu Taiping's shoulders and said, "However, if it were me, I don't care about any rules. If anyone dares to shoot me like that, I will definitely break the opponent with my own hands." neck!"

"Mr. Slater is mighty and domineering!" Xu Taiping admired sincerely.

"Okay, let's not talk anymore. Go and change your clothes!" Slater released his hold on Xu Taiping's shoulders, pointed to the dressing room nearby and said, "Your locker is 1189, and your clothes and shoes are still there." There are batons, I've had people put them in there.

"Okay, thank you!" Xu Taiping nodded, then walked into the locker room and found the cabinet numbered 1189.

Slater stood at the door and said to Xu Taiping, "Hurry up and change your clothes, and then go on patrol with me!"

"Yeah!" Xu Taiping agreed, then reached out and opened 1189's cabinet.

The moment the cabinet was opened, a piece of cake suddenly flew out of the cabinet and hit Xu Taiping directly in the face.

Xu Taiping reacted quickly. He was already ready to dodge the moment the cake flew towards him. By the time the cake flew in front of him, Xu Taiping could easily dodge this piece of cake!

With a hiss, the cake whizzed past Xu Taiping's ears, and then hit the cabinet behind Xu Taiping with a clatter.

"Holy shit!"

"fxck!"

Slater and several people around him shouted.

"Is this a meeting gift?" Xu Taiping looked at the cake behind him and asked.

"We don't mean anything else. It's just a joke. We in the United States are a humorous country, and we Americans are also humorous! You shouldn't be angry, right?" Slater asked with a smile.

"No, I won't be angry." Xu Taiping shook his head with a smile, turned around and walked to the cake stuck on the cabinet, then grabbed the cake in his hand.

"What a pity cream cake!" Xu Taiping looked at the cake in his hand, sighed, and shook his head.

"You can eat him if you like!" Slater laughed.

Xu Taiping looked at Slater and suddenly grinned.

Whoosh!

Everyone only saw Xu Taiping's hand wave, and then the cake in Xu Taiping's hand disappeared.

With a bang, the piece of cake hit Slater's face directly, and then fell down from Slater's face little by little. Finally, more than half of it fell to the ground, leaving only some cream stuck to Slater's face. Special's face.

Everyone around Slater was confused by Xu Taiping's move. They all looked at Xu Taiping and Slater in shock.

"Asshole!" Slater grabbed the cream off his face, and then stared at Xu Taiping fiercely. He was about to get angry when he suddenly saw Xu Taiping showing a shy smile, and then heard Xu Taiping say, "We in China are also a country that loves to joke, and we Chinese people also have a great sense of humor. You won't be angry, right? This is just a joke, man!"

"Joke!!" Slater clenched his fists and grabbed the cream in his hand until it seeped out from between his fingers.

"Yes, this is a joke, haha, let's have some fun. By the way, Captain Slater, where are my clothes?" Xu Taiping asked.

"In the 1188 cabinet next door, put on your clothes and gather in the open space outside!" Slater left these words, then turned and walked out.

He didn't even get angry on the spot!

"You're done for, you've offended the captain!" Paul looked at Xu Taiping with an expression as if he was going to die soon, then shook his head and turned to leave.

Although the few security guards around wanted to say something, they still closed their mouths when they thought of Xu Taiping smashing the cake in their boss's face, and they sighed and left.

Xu Taiping smiled nonchalantly. He was unwilling to pit students from Jiangyuan University against students from Becken University, but that didn't mean he would swallow his anger when facing the school's security guards. Since Slater said it was a joke, then He wouldn't mind making a few more jokes like this with Slater.

Although Xu Taiping is now at the bottom of the security department here, didn't he also come from the bottom in the security department of Jiangyuan University?

Xu Taiping changed his clothes and came to the open space outside the three-story building.

At this time, about ten campus security guards had gathered here and formed a queue.

Slater stood at the front of the queue. The cake on his face had disappeared. When he saw Xu Taiping coming out, Slater said with a dark face, "Hurry up and get into the queue! Everyone is waiting for you!"

"Yes!" Xu Taiping nodded and quickened his pace.

When Xu Taiping passed by Slater, Xu Taiping said with a smile, "Captain Slater, the cake was washed really clean."

Slater's face darkened and he said nothing.

Xu Taiping walked into the team with a slight smile on his lips.

"Today, there are new people from China joining us. I think everyone should already know our Mr. Xu. Yes, he is the man who you saw today who was shot all over with a water gun. Please remember, We must help our Xu more so that he can feel the warmth of our school at Becken University. Now, let me divide the groups. Josh, you and Brayton go to the School of Economics. Kate, you and Vincelet Go to the laboratory building, Paul, you and Xu, go to Area D..."

When Slater finished speaking, all the security guards present showed expressions of surprise.

Soon, Slater divided everyone into groups and patrol areas.

"Excuse me, what is Area D?" Xu Taiping asked.

"District D is a district of our school. Our school is close to the city hall. If the gate of our school is the front, District D means the back." Slater explained.

"That's it!" Xu Taiping nodded, then looked at Paul and said with a smile, "I'm new here and don't understand anything, so I asked Brother Paul to take care of me."

"Easy to say, easy to say!" Paul smiled and nodded, a strange look flashed in his eyes.

(I wish you all a Happy New Year, I will update one chapter first, and the next four chapters will be updated before ten o'clock~)