Text Chapter 165: Ambiguous

"Uh, let's be ordinary people. I basically don't have poverty, so I just met you. The poverty in my heart can't be suppressed. Hey, do you think we knew each other in the previous life? Why do we have such a tacit understanding?" gone?"

"Returning to the previous life, why don't you say that we were husband and wife in the previous life! Returning to friends!"

"Sister, if we were husband and wife in our previous life, we would basically be out of luck in this life."

"Oh, what do you mean by that?"

"Think about it, you've been a married couple for the whole life, and you're going to continue in this life. You don't feel bored, but the old man still feels bored. If his boss sees this, he will think that he doesn't do anything. Well, so those who do it, probably won't be able to be a husband and wife in this life!"

"Haha...you kid." Xu Jinglei listened to her nonsense angrily and amusedly.

"If you were friends in the previous life, then the chances of being together in this life are high. People are old and tired at work. When you look at the friend next to you, just give him a marriage. So, let's be friends in the previous life. Bar!"

"It's just poor, you want to, but I don't know what happened in my previous life, let's find out in this life! You are still young...! Haha..." Xu Jinglei smiled and pointed at Zhou Jie West forehead.

Zhou Jiexi is depressed, he wants to say now, "I'm so young, how can you jump to conclusions without trying it! The great man also said that the truth comes out of practice!" Now it is Zhou Jiexi who complains. Weak burst. "Sister Jinglei, don't! You rejected me all of a sudden, how sad and sad I am! How can I be sure that I lost at the starting line, it is really wronged!"

"Hehe... There's no way! If you don't sleep a few years earlier, sister, I can't even give you a chance now. Forget it, let's go back to wash and sleep. It's a pity that such a handsome guy is gone. !" Xu Jinglei pretended to be disappointed, trying to tease Zhou Jiexi.

"You...I...Oh..." Zhou Jiexi looked as if he had eaten a fly, and he was dying of pain.

"Eat, eat, don't look at me, you won't be full if you look at me. I guess I'm still a little far away from the realm of delicious food." Xu Jinglei also picked a steak for Zhou Jiexi, "Hey, this Here you are, it's too much for me to finish."

"Hmph," Zhou Jiexi turned his grief and anger into appetite, and then ate the steak. Then I ordered a few more, and then stopped to burp. Rubbing her belly, she couldn't help feeling proud when she looked at Xu Jinglei who was already stunned. "If I tell you to pretend to be calm all the way, you will not be calm. This will make you stare!"

"Jessie, don't you really fall in love with me, sister? Don't make fun of your body if you are so sad! How can sister He De, what is it, a woman in the world is a flower. Oh, no, what is the end of the world? There are no fragrant grasses everywhere, why bother to fall in love with a single flower!"

"You think too much. I didn't expect our talented girl to be so narcissistic. I really didn't see it just now, hehe...!"

"You're still laughing, how is your stomach hurting?" Xu Jinglei asked with concern, just now she was only in surprise and didn't try to stop him, feeling regretful now.

"Don't worry, auntie. Uncle is good to eat. Sometimes he eats more than this!" She said to Xu Jinglei in a sweet and crisp tone. At this moment, her mouth was full of red and white sauce, like a little cat. of.

"Ah, he can eat so much!"

"Huh! Tiantian doesn't lie!" Tiantian acted as if she wanted to believe me, and Xiaocuti showed it without a doubt.

Xu Jinglei took the paper and helped Tiantian wipe her mouth, "Hehe... Auntie believes in Tiantian. Tiantian is the best. How about Auntie rewarding you with an ice cream?"

"Yeah, thank you, auntie!" So the kid fell silent again.

"Tsk tsk tsk," yes, Xu Jinglei looked at Zhou Jiexi, and looked at Zhou Jiexi from the beginning to the end with a pair of eyes again, "I can't see it, your body shape is really not in vain. The flesh is long It’s pretty good, but it’s more lean and needs to be fattened up.”

"I'll go... Treat me as a pig!" Zhou Jiexi smiled and threw a piece of French fries over, but Xu Jinglei ate it in one mouthful. After eating it, the two realized that something was wrong. These French fries seemed to be bitten by Jessie Zhou just now! Wasn't that an indirect kiss?

The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward. Although the two chatted, they had only known each other for a day. They also have some estimates of each other's affairs, and now they are ambiguous, which is a bit weird. After working on the table for a while, no one spoke.

Zhou Jiexi thought he couldn't go on like this, so he planned to speak first. But old Xu, Xu Jinglei, a literary young woman, has a good style. He smiled and said to Zhou Jiexi, "I lost money today, and I don't know if your kid has the virus. If I eat this, I will be uneasy these days."

"I'll go, I'm in very good health, don't slander my healthy and handsome physique." Zhou Jiexi said like a kitten with fried fur.

Xu Jinglei was very satisfied with the result she created, and smiled at Zhou Jiexi. "Oh...hehe...look at you like that! Haha...!"

"snort..."

"Okay, okay, are you in good health, are you still angry, why are you acting like a child. This is still my disadvantage! Obviously I ate your saliva, and you still don't allow me to talk about it!" Xu Jinglei pouted Said to Zhou Jiexi angrily.

"However, turn around and see how many couples are kissing! Ordinary people, I don't give them this chance, and you are lucky."

"I'll kill you cheeky guy, if I don't kill you, I won't be angry with the people!" This time, Zhou Jiexi's shamelessness was angered, and he didn't care about any lady, picked up the vegetable leaves on the table and smashed everything past.

"Hey... don't... I'm wrong, it's okay, surrender and don't kill, give preferential treatment to prisoners!" Zhou Jiexi said.

"wrong?"

"Yes... I was wrong!"

"It's a good limit for you to tell a joke, as long as it makes me laugh, I will forgive you!"

"But if you don't laugh..."

"1*2..." Xu Jielei remembered the numbers.

"Oh my god, it's alright, let me tell you!" Zhou Jiexi said hastily, but at this moment, his mind was tense and he just couldn't remember. Looking around, I saw two people kissing, "Oh, yes."

"Sister Jinglei, listen carefully. There were two little birds standing on the zero line and the fire line respectively. They were in peace at first. Then the male bird kissed the female bird. It died!"

"That's it?" Xu Jinglei said with a sneer.

"Also, don't worry! Listen, this story tells us that those who show affection must die. ——The chemical composition of the bird's beak is apatite, and apatite is not conductive. But these two A bird was electrocuted, apparently, they kissed..."

"Uh," Xu Jinglei heard from behind, looking at the foreigners kissing and showing affection around her, her face became redder and redder. In the end, I couldn't help but laugh. "Haha... Jesse, you bad guy, you are a...haha...you little hooligan...haha... you're dead!"

"Yes, you laughed, hehe! You have to keep your word!"