Spare Me, Great Lord!

335. Performing Arts (Third Update)

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Lu Shu and Chen Zuan were picking up things along the way. Lu Shu was carrying two plastic bags of bottles, and Chen Zuan was carrying a sack of stones...

The plastic bags were picked up, as were the sacks. The sacks also had the vague words "XX feed" written on them. Who knows where this kind of thing came from...

"Where are we going?" Chen Zuan asked curiously. He was not tired, but it was a bit weird to be stared at by passers-by.

To be honest, Chen Zu'an has never suffered much since he was a child. Basically, although his family is not particularly used to it, he is still much better than the average person. There is a nanny at home, so he doesn't have to do any work.

Now I have just started a part-time job and returned to Kyoto. I haven’t even started playing for two days and I’m already picking up bottles and stones. It’s so hard!

What kind of bad luck did you have? !

Seeing that Xu Wenxin, who was well-known in the circle, seemed to be interested in Lu Shu, Chen Zuan felt that Du Xuemei was the only option for his happiness in the rest of his life. He never thought that Du Xuemei would not be happy... …

Du Xuemei is another legendary girl in the circle. What makes her legendary is not that she is a martial arts fanatic like Xu Wenxin who fights with others every day, but because of her amazing talent. This Du Xuemei is not even as good-looking as Xu Wenxin, but she has a very elegant temperament.

"Look for a subway entrance with a lot of traffic. I don't think all the buskers are at the subway entrance?" Lu Shu said matter-of-factly.

"Performing art?!" Chen Zuan was stunned for a moment: "What kind of art are you proposing?"

At this time, we happened to reach a subway entrance. Lu Shu took the lead and walked down the escalator: "No ink marks!"

Under normal circumstances, busking is not prohibited in subway passages, and everyone is relatively friendly to this kind of thing, but begging is not allowed. There is a clear rule that begging is not allowed in the subway.

Lu Shu also looked down on that kind of industry. Yes, begging has now become an industry where people are forced to work hard.

Although he was poor in the past, Lu Shu would still take out some change when he met an old man or old lady begging. After all, the other party no longer had much labor.

But for those under middle age, Lu Shu would never give away even a penny. To be honest, they could support themselves even if they went to a welfare institution to stack boxes.

Before they even walked down the stairs, Lu Shu and Chen Zuan heard a hoarse singing voice coming from the subway passage. It seemed like someone was holding a guitar and playing and singing softly.

The two of them went down and saw a middle-aged man sitting in the subway passage holding a guitar and singing gracefully: "The outside world is wonderful, the outside world is helpless. When you feel that the outside world is helpless, I am still there." We are patiently waiting for you here..."

"It sounds great," Chen Zuan praised.

"Yeah, it sounds good." Lu Shu glanced at the money in the guitar case in front of the middle-aged man. There was a lot of money, which showed that the quality of the people at this subway entrance was good and they were willing to pay.

Lu Shu called this market research. Of course, there are also cases where middle-aged men throw money into the box themselves. In this way, when others see that there is money in the box, there will be an inertia that prompts some people to take out the money.

Lu Shu and Chen Zuan were more embarrassed... penniless...

"Okay, let's start!" Lu Shu took a deep breath and said.

Chen Zuan suddenly had an unknown premonition...

People were coming and going in the subway. It was already evening, and the flow of people in the subway was slowly getting bigger.

The middle-aged man singing on the subway was dressed very fashionably, but he had a bit of the Hong Kong and Taiwan trend ten years ago. He sang calmly: "A long time ago, you owned me, and I owned you..." "

He frowned when he saw Lu Shu and Chen Zuan coming over. Seeing Lu Shu and Chen Zuan starting to put things next to him, he couldn't help but said, "This is the place I occupy first. You guys go ahead."

Lu Shu was stunned for a moment. In fact, the distance between the two sides was still very far, at least about 10 meters. It didn't sound like a big number, but it was actually quite far away.

He thought that neither party would delay the other, each would make his own money, and they would leave after earning the first start-up capital. However, he did not expect that the other party looked quite gentle, but spoke so rudely.

With whom? Is the subway your home? People really can't be judged by their appearance, and they thought he was quite reasonable. Lu Shu was also worried about how he would affect the other person, so he deliberately kept a long distance, but he didn't expect this situation to happen.

Without saying anything else, Lu Shu carried the sack with stones and walked to a place one meter away from the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man sneered, what can you two do? If you want to grab business, grab it. He continued to sing: "Whenever the sun sets..."

A click! The singing was interrupted by the sound of something breaking next to him. The middle-aged man turned around and saw Lu Shu picking up another stone and hitting his head. Click, another sound, the stone broke...

"Take a look, look at the broken stones on the forehead passed down from our ancestors!" Lu Shu said happily, and with a click, he smashed another piece with his palm: "You can also break the stones with your bare hands!"

The middle-aged man singing next to him was so frightened! ! ! Watching Lu Shu slap the rocks on his forehead like he was desperate, one by one, the hits were absolutely shattering!

The scene of vicissitudes of literature and art began to collapse in an instant, and it suddenly became terrifying.

Pedestrians in the subway were also confused. What's going on? !

Haha, don’t talk about them, Chen Zuan is confused... Is the C-level boss of the Awakening Power System so hard-headed? !

"Is this a real stone?!" Someone was shocked.

Lu Shu happily handed over a stone to the other party to try. The other party knocked the stone on the ground and found that it was indeed a genuine stone!

But before he could say anything, Lu Shu took the stone from his hand and slapped it on his forehead. Click, it broke again...

Lu Shu smiled and said: "The principle of breaking a big stone on the chest is to use the relationship between pressure and pressure. The area is so large, but the impact is only one point, and the force is dispersed. And they are all trained. The person who smashes the hammer is more skillful in retracting the force. If the stone breaks, it won't hurt the people below. I'm more powerful. I won't withdraw my strength..."

Lu Shu made everyone around him stunned. Several of them took out money ranging from one yuan, five yuan, or ten yuan, threw it down and left. The scene was too violent, and it would hurt your heart if you watched it too much!

Chen Zuan quickly collected the money and held it in his hand. This was all food money!

Lu Shu watched the group of people leave and patted the rocks: "Thank you, old man!"

The middle-aged man who was singing next to him was about to cry. What's going on? Their styles don't match at all, okay? ! It’s so bloody!

The middle-aged man was a little at a loss. He gritted his teeth and continued singing: "Although it is raining in the sky..."

"Click!"

"I'm still waiting for your return date..."

"Click!"

In this moment alone, this middle-aged man named Wang Chengji provided Lu Shu with more than 3,000 negative emotion points... The two sides were only one meter apart, so it would be a lie to say that they were not affected.

However, Lu Shu was too lazy to pay much attention to him. When the money accumulated to almost 400 yuan, Lu Shu took Chen Zuan and ran away. This kind of thing was different from ordinary buskers, and it was suspected of endangering social and public order... …

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