I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 619 This Is a Fake Title (for the Book Friend, Mr. Heehee!)

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An Lin returned to the small attic exhausted.

He didn't have time to see the system's mission, but he knew that he must have completed the mission, otherwise he would have been streaking on the ninety-ninth floor of the Fairy Tower.

Running naked in front of tens of thousands of teachers and students... just thinking about that kind of scene makes me feel horrified.

Fortunately, he successfully pressed Emperor Ziwei to the ground and rubbed him.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw a giant white-haired dog rushing over: "Brother An! I heard that you beat up Emperor Ziwei. How awesome, woof!"

An Lin smiled and stroked the dog's head, and said calmly: "It's all small things, don't make a fuss about it."

"Hiss..." Xiao Ze and Xiaolang both took a deep breath after hearing this. They beat up the legendary True God of Hedao and actually said it was a trivial matter with an indifferent expression? So awesome!

Only Dabai had gotten used to An Lin's urine, and naturally shouted: "No matter what, this is something worth celebrating. Let's eat pan-level hot pot today! Woof!"

The eyes of Xiao Ze, Xiao Lang, Clown, Xiao Tian, ​​and even Xiao Hong and Tina who were photosynthesizing on the windowsill also lit up.

It turns out that this is the point of Dabai!

All the pet beasts spoke in agreement, saying that they must open a pot to celebrate, a pan-level one!

The worst thing about them these days without An Lin is that everything they eat feels like shit and they have completely lost their appetite.

It is precisely because of these few days that Tina, who was troubled by food, was successfully roped in by Xiaohong and chose to eat solar energy!

An Lin pondered for a long time and finally nodded in agreement with Dabai's proposal.

There was another burst of warm cheers in the small attic.

Before it was time to eat, An Lin returned to the bedroom with Xue Zhantian in his arms.

He put the soft Xue Zhantian on the head of the bed, then lay down, resting his head on Xue Zhantian's body. The white hair was soft and warm, and felt great to the touch. It was very comfortable to sleep on!

"Master, I am so loyal and sincere..."

"Well, don't worry, I'll bring you an extra bowl of soup for dinner."

"Oh yeah! What a great master!"

Xue Zhantian patted An Lin's cheek with his delicate wings, looking excited.

"Okay, stop making trouble and let me rest for a while." An Lin was indeed very tired after experiencing so many battles, and he basically fell asleep.

Before he went to sleep, he remembered something again and opened the system in his mind.

Sure enough, it shows that the special task has been completed and rewards can be drawn.

An Lin chose to start extracting, and then a special spell wheel began to appear. Densely packed spells appeared on it, all covered with a layer of white mist, making it difficult to see the names clearly.

He cursed in his heart that he couldn't even see the name. Playing this big roulette wheel was like a hammer, so it would be better to just display the lottery results.

The spell obtained in the last lottery still requires you to cry, and it cannot be used against beings in the Hedao realm, so An Lin can only bully little people like Ji Yongfang.

I hope it will be better this time...

An Lin started the lottery, and the big roulette wheel began to spin.

He rubbed his hands and silently prayed for a wave of blessings from Senior Bai.

stop!

The big wheel spun slower and slower, and finally stopped.

At the grid pointed by the pointer, the clouds and mist slowly dispersed, revealing the name of the technique.

Hold the grass!

He looked at the technique in front of him, his eyes widened with disbelief on his face.

"Whoosh!"

The system's magic turned into a stream of white light and integrated into An Lin's body.

I want you to pull the spell: a one-way biological attack spell. The person hit by the spell will have an extremely strong sense of diarrhea. If the realm is too weak, the target creature may even be pulled to death. If the realm is too strong, the person being cast will have a certain amount of diarrhea. resistance ability.

Note: It can only be used once a day, and the objects in the Hedao period are invalid.

An Lin almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. It was such a messy technique. What was the use of it? !

Not only is this technique useless, it's disgusting, and if it makes you cry, you can ask Baymax to test his firepower. This requires you to use magic techniques. Who can you try it with? There isn’t even a single villain in the school now!

If you ask me to pull you, can you really pull someone to death?

An Lin's thoughts changed and he was a little ready to do something. Although the technique was useless, it could be played!

He can cause diarrhea in many small animals and increase his knowledge.

For example, have you ever seen a snake poop?

Have you ever seen a tiger poop?

Have you ever seen a dragon poop?

Have you ever seen a phoenix poop?

Also, can skeleton monsters poop?

Yes! He could see various animal postures that he had never seen before, and he was a little excited when he thought about it...

An Lin fell asleep in his reverie, and seemed to have had a sweet dream.

Do monks dream? The answer is yes, and the monks' dreams are particularly clear.

Some are simple sweet dreams, some are Taoist dreams that reflect one's Taoist heart, and some are dreams of inner demons. Some are more awesome and even dream of some kind of future that can be foreshadowed.

At night, the stars appear in the night sky.

An Lin dreamed of making Xu Xiaolan angry and was slapped hard.

As a result, the woman lost her temper for no reason. One big slap was not enough, and she received a series of slaps.

"Brother An! Get up! Woof!"

"Get up soon, dinner is ready, woof!"

Dabai raised his dog's paw to fight with An Lin, and finally slapped An Lin awake.

An Lin Youyou opened his eyes and glanced at Dabai.

He didn't have any anger to get out of bed, otherwise he would just hit him with a mountain-shaking fist and hit Dabai so hard that he didn't even recognize his own mother.

Then came the family dinner. Well, this family refers to the big family of pet animals.

An Lin also called his neighbor Xu Xiaolan over.

Xu Xiaolan rarely wore a light blue Taoist robe, her slender waist was tied up with a plain lace, her black hair was tied up, revealing her fair and slender neck, her bright eyes were expressive, and she was particularly elegant.

"An Lin, your injury hasn't completely healed yet, so you can't wait to hold a celebration party?" She said with a sweet voice like an oriole and a full smile.

An Lin rubbed his brows, with big white paw prints still on his face: "I am not causing trouble for these beasts. I feel like I am not their master, but a servant who specializes in taking care of their food."

Dabai patted the table with his paw and said: "How can we cultivate our loyalty if we don't provide food and shelter? Woof!"

"Brother Bai's words are reasonable and wise!" Xue Zhantian agreed loudly.

"Master, the only two hobbies I have left are photosynthesis and eating pan-fried food. You have to satisfy us!" Xiaohong, as the eldest sister, also said delicately at this moment.

"Did you see it?" An Lin said helplessly, spreading his hands.

Xu Xiaolan covered her mouth and smiled, her beautiful eyes curved into crescent moons: "Then it is thanks to Dabai and the others that I have the opportunity to eat this hot pot."

An Lin chuckled: "No, as long as you want to eat it, I can cook it for you every day!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and took hold of Xu Xiaolan's soft, boneless hand.

Xu Xiaolan's bright eyes were as moving as autumn water, and a touch of red appeared on her pretty face. She tilted her head in another direction with some embarrassment, and spat: "If you want to eat hot pot, just eat hot pot. What are you doing with your hands and feet?"

"No, the soup hasn't started rolling yet..." An Lin said cheerfully.

The Joker silently used his fire power to increase his firepower.

Dabai silently took out the homemade dog food and ate it, and distributed a few balls to the other pets.

Well, I'm afraid they'll be stuffed with dog food before the hot pot even starts...

The hot pot is steaming hot with an alluring aroma.

An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, Xiao Ze, and a group of pets happily ate hot pot.

It was a peaceful and happy day.

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