I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 470: Xu Xiaolan's Sanctions

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Dabai was desperate at the moment. An Lin's perfect words broke his heart.

Why, why did I, Dabai, have to be slandered after being beaten by a couple?

Is there any justice? Is there any law? !

Suddenly, Dabai had an idea.

"Fairy Xiaolan, it's unfair! This is all Brother An's idea. He is the mastermind and I am an accomplice!"

Dabai wailed and continued, "This idea was all Brother An's! When I saw your figure in the cloud mirror, I tried my best to stop Brother An from peeping, but Brother An beat me up in anger! Don't you know what kind of character Brother An is? You have to believe me! Woof!"

After that, Dabai glared at An Lin fiercely.

Come on, let's hurt each other!

Xu Xiaolan: "..."

An Lin's legs softened again, and he hurriedly whispered: "Dabai, shut up! It's better to be beaten alone than to be beaten by two people!"

Dabai smiled coldly: "It's better to be hurt together than to be hurt alone."

An Lin: "..."

He looked at Xu Xiaolan, his eyes flashing, and said sincerely: "Xiaolan, don't you know who I am?"

"Alas..." Xu Xiaolan sighed lightly.

Bang bang bang... bang bang bang... da da da... puff puff puff...

Dabai witnessed the domestic violence scene, his heart was not moved at all, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

An Lin lay on the ground with a bruised face. He felt that Xu Xiaolan's fists seemed to be more powerful since she reached the Spiritual Transformation Stage, and his body couldn't bear it.

It is said that beating is love, scolding is pain, and Xu Xiaolan's love for him is getting deeper and deeper...

Dabai was about to make a few sarcastic remarks, when suddenly a figure flashed over, followed by a white jade fist falling like a storm!

Boom boom boom... slap slap... da da da... puff puff puff...

Dabai lay in the pit like a dead dog, his eyes blurred with tears, unable to speak a word.

He counted, this was the fourth time he was beaten tonight.

An Lin beat him twice, Xu Xiaolan beat him twice, so symmetrical, so harmonious...

Sure enough, the price of seeing the scenery was so heavy that he couldn't breathe.

Xu Xiaolan patted her red little hands and said crisply: "I know what kind of people you two are, so you can't trust your words, just beat each of you once, fair!"

An Lin raised his hands in approval and said: "Fairy Xiaolan is wise!"

Dabai: "..."

"Next time you dare to peek, you will not be treated with fists, but Dragon Sparrow Sword! I will castrate both of you!" Xu Xiaolan said again in a cold voice.

A Dragon Sparrow suddenly appeared, one blade flashing with azure lightning, and the other blade raging with red divine fire.

An Lin and Dabai both felt a little cold in their lower bodies and nodded constantly.

"Fairy Xiaolan, I swear there won't be a next time!" An Lin promised.

"I... I... also swear..." Dabai breathed weakly.

Xu Xiaolan's slender fingers pinched a magic formula, and the Dragon Sparrow Sword suddenly grew larger, turning into a giant sword more than ten meters long and two meters wide.

"Come up!" Xu Xiaolan shouted softly.

"Where... where?" An Lin was nervous.

"Send you to the detention room, if you break the law, you must confess!" Xu Xiaolan replied.

An Lin: "..."

Dabai: "..."

"This... Fairy Xiaolan, we are so familiar with each other, won't you give me a break? I also want to save face..." An Lin pleaded with a flattering face.

"Haha... you still have the nerve? I am very kind not to cut you with the sword, come up!" Xu Xiaolan raised her eyebrows slightly and shouted loudly.

Under the pressure of Xu Xiaolan's power, An Lin had to walk up to the Dragon Sparrow Sword with his head down.

Xu Xiaolan saw Dabai still in the pit, her face was a little cold: "Huh? Dabai, what do you mean?"

Dabai said sadly: "I... I am seriously injured and can't move... You help me... woof..."

He was "beng bang bang... pa pa pa... da da da... puff puff..." four times, and his whole body was broken apart, so he had no strength to stand up.

"An Lin, why did you hit him so hard?" Xu Xiaolan said angrily.

An Lin: "???"

Dabai: "..."

Okay, you have big breasts, you are right!

In this way, Dabai was lifted by Xu Xiaolan onto the Dragon Bird Sword, soaring into the sky and flying towards the detention room.

In the campus detention room, Yang Xin, the captain of the law enforcement team, was on duty.

His goddess Qin Wen was very considerate and gave him a chicken leg, which made him feel happy.

At this time, the sound of swords rang in the sky, followed by an extremely vast and deep breath.

He could only feel that breath when facing the teacher.

He did not hesitate any longer and immediately walked out of the detention room to greet them outside. As a result, he saw a scene that made his mouth twitch.

A beautiful woman in green was escorting a man and a dog with bruised faces and noses. Moreover, the man and the dog looked very familiar...

Damn! Aren't these An Lin and Da Bai? !

And that woman, Yang Xin was too familiar with her, because she was the second incarnation stage in the university, and she was also a demon-level existence!

What was the situation of her escorting a man and a dog here?

"Xu Xiaolan, you are..." Yang Xin was a little confused.

"Oh, I am escorting them to surrender, um... let's just say it is surrendering, give them face." Xu Xiaolan said.

"Turn yourself in? What did senior An Lin and Da Bai do?" Yang Xin was shocked.

An Lin was the number one legendary figure on campus. It would be a disaster to put him in the detention room.

You know, the last time An Lin and Hong Dou were put in the detention room because of a fight, he was responsible for arresting them, which almost caused Goddess Qin Wen to break up with him. In the end, the two guys blew up the detention room...

Therefore, when he heard that An Lin was going to the detention room again, he couldn't help but shudder.

"Xiao Lan, give me some face." An Lin said.

Xu Xiaolan laughed: "An Lin and Da Bai peeped at female students taking a hot spring bath, so they should be punished as they should be."

An Lin: "..."

Yang Xin's mouth twitched. What was going on?

He had also heard a little about the relationship between Xu Xiaolan and An Lin. There were rumors that the two of them might become Taoist couples.

So... the current situation is like a husband who went to a prostitute and was caught by his wife and then sent to the police station?

In general, wouldn't the wife just beat the husband up?

This is amazing. Not only did they beat him up, but they also sent him to the police station... They are really a model couple in heaven...

The dramas in the mortal world are all lies!

Yang Xin really didn't know what to say. He pulled the corner of his mouth and forced a smile: "Uh... Junior Sister Xu Xiaolan is really a good student who abides by the law..."

He refused to detain An Lin from the bottom of his heart, but he couldn't refuse to take him in since he had been sent to his door?

"That's natural. If this phenomenon is not curbed, there will be thousands of perverts who will follow suit in the future. We must give such people the most severe blow and punishment!" Xu Xiaolan said righteously.

An Lin: "..."

Dabai: "..."

Yang Xin had nothing to say. Are they really close? Why do they look like enemies? !

"Well... let's put it this way. If you turn yourself in, you can reduce the punishment. According to the campus law, you should be detained for seven days. Now I will detain you for five days!" Yang Xin showed the sign and announced to the two.

An Lin and Dabai both breathed a sigh of relief. It would be great if the punishment could be reduced by a few points.

"Well... but I heard that Dabai is not a repeat offender? It also peeped once with Zhao Huaiyin in its freshman year..." Xu Xiaolan suddenly said.

"Oh! Right!" Yang Xin's eyes lit up.

"Dabai is a serial offender, and the sentence should be doubled. Dabai, you will be locked up for ten days!" Yang Xin said again.

Dabai's body trembled, and he opened his mouth wide, with a look of confusion and despair.

Xu Xiaolan nodded with satisfaction: "I wasted a lot of time. I'm going back to the hot springs. I wish you a happy life in there."

She waved goodbye to the two people who looked decadent like old friends, and flew away on a sword.

"What a woman who comes and goes like the wind, she leaves after doing her job, hiding her body and name..." Yang Xin sighed at the figure in green, and began to call other law enforcement officers to take An Lin and Dabai to the cell in the detention room.

Just like that, An Lin and Dabai went in again.

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