Chapter 169 Let’s Have Fun Together
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"Oiran Sister Lan Yue is here." After an announcement.
"Squeak." A graceful woman pushed open the door and entered.
She was dressed in a blue dress, extremely elegant, her silky black hair was blowing in the wind, her beautiful eyes were looking forward to her, and finally she fixed her gaze on An Lin, leaned over slightly, and said calmly: "I am in the blue moon. , met the young master.”
An Lin glanced at Lan Yue, then glared at Dabai and asked, "Did you also call her here?"
Dabai shook his head, but his eyes lit up: "I didn't shout, but this girl is amazing, let her stay!"
An Lin slapped his forehead and felt that Dabai was extremely ill and couldn't hold himself back when he saw a beautiful woman. If this happened, what would Qinghua do?
The old bustard standing behind An Lin saw this and started to speak: "Lanyue is the oiran of our Chunjiang Tower. Her singing and playing is the best in Shihua County. Sir, why don't you give it a listen?"
"The best performer in Shihua County?" An Lin nodded when he heard this.
He has an inexplicable fondness for the songs of the Kyushu Realm. Since Lan Yue can sing, it doesn't matter if he listens to them.
"Then I won't disturb the young master." Seeing An Lin nodding in agreement, the madam walked out of the room with a smile on her face.
Lan Yue smiled, hugged the ancient wooden pipa, sat on the chair, and asked: "I wonder what level of playing and singing you want to listen to?"
An Lin was stunned when he heard this: "How many grades are there?"
"Play and sing casually, one hundred spiritual stones for one song; play and sing normally, and one song for two hundred spiritual stones; play and sing seriously, and one song for three hundred spiritual stones; play and sing with all your heart, one song for five hundred spiritual stones." The blue moon eyes are like autumn water, and the words are very pleasant to listen to. The voice spoke.
The corner of An Lin's mouth twitched. What the hell is it that he plays and sings casually? As an oiran, can't he be more dedicated?
Dabai's eyes started to shine again, and he immediately asked: "Wow! Do you want to take off your clothes while playing and singing?"
"Bang!"
An Lin punched Dabai's dog's head, causing a big bruise, and said angrily: "Can't you just be a dog? Do you have to be a man?"
Dabai's face was filled with grievances, but Lan Yue covered her mouth and chuckled: "I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint Brother Bai. I'm not selling myself to be an artist."
"Then let's play and sing with all our heart." An Lin thought that since he didn't need money, it would definitely be the best thing to listen to.
Lan Yue nodded, and her slender hands began to dance on the pipa. The beautiful melody coupled with her soft and graceful singing voice made An Lin and Dabai in the room feel refreshed.
The beauties in red bellybands and the women in green were pouring wine for An Lin and Dabai very consciously.
Accompanied by the beautiful music, An Lin felt that it was time to get down to business.
An Lin: "Dabai, tell me honestly, did you become a man?"
Dabai was sipping wine and listening to a song. When he heard An Lin's question, he immediately grimaced: "Brother An, I was truly born from my mother's belly. I am a genuine male." Dog! As for why he likes beautiful women like a man, I don’t know why.”
An Lin solemnly said: "Then if you have to choose a wife between Lan Yue and Qinghua, who would you choose?"
This time Dabai was in trouble, his dog's face wrinkled slightly, showing a tangled look.
An Lin breathed a sigh of relief. Since he was still struggling, it proved that Dabai's aesthetics had not been irreparably distorted, and it could still be saved!
Dabai said helplessly: "It's really hard to choose this wife. Lan Yue is so beautiful, but it's a pity that she can't give birth to a dog baby. Qinghua can give birth to a dog baby, but it's a pity that her figure and appearance are too ordinary, and she can't even have a forward and backward curve."
An Lin's eyes darkened when he heard this.
Depend on! This bitch is not a human being, so where did her bulging front and back come from?
Damn it! It turns out that what Dabai was struggling with was this kind of thing, and it was really hopeless!
Suddenly, An Lin thought of another possibility: "Dabai, does your father like human beauties like you?"
He had to start researching from the genetic aspect. If it was really inherited, then it would be useless to do anything.
Dabai smiled evilly and said proudly: "Of course, in the beginning, it was my father who took me to visit the brothel. We also have a well-known title, called Shuangbai Prodigal Son!"
An Lin was stunned at the scene after hearing this.
Damn it! This is even more terrifying than genetics, Bai Xian actually took Da Bai to visit the brothel! ! !
An Lin didn't know what to say anymore. It was his father's fault that Dabai became like this.
Well...if the son doesn't teach, it's the father's fault!
Anyway, if Dabai brings a beautiful wife back later, it will be something that Bai Xian should worry about.
An Lin will not bear this responsibility!
After thinking about this, An Lin's worried heart finally relaxed. It's none of my business anyway. If Dabai likes women, he likes women. No matter how you look at a beautiful woman with a protruding front and back, she is prettier than a bitch!
An Lin was relieved.
Accompanied by Lan Yue's singing, he, Dabai, the beauties in red bellybands, the women in green clothes, and others drank happily. They were so happy!
The Wanling Immortal Sect is located on a fairy mountain.
The clown squatted at the door of a house, waiting for An Lin and Dabai to return.
An Lin said he would go back as soon as he went, and he would go to the Aoki Palace later, so the clown was already ready to go.
Just like that, noon arrived and An Lin still didn't come back.
The clown is still waiting.
Unknowingly, the afternoon passed again, and An Lin still did not return.
Did something unexpected happen when Brother An went to catch Dabai?
The clown was a little uneasy, but still waited at the door.
The sun gradually sets, and the bright moon and stars gradually appear in the night sky.
Boom! The ground suddenly shook violently, startling the clown who was dozing off to wake up suddenly.
He looked around and saw Dabai's dog's head sticking straight into the ground, making a big crater.
Dabai was on his back, wailing repeatedly, and An Lin on his back rolled to the ground, swaying this way and that.
"Brother An... my head hurts so much. Why did you control the dog? I hit... the ground." Dabai hesitated and said intermittently.
An Lin punched the dusty dog's head again and cursed with a smile: "Stupid...stupid dog! I told you to land here, you...you had better do it, land in a 360-degree spiral, and return him to the dock. Come on, do you really think you’re an impact drill?”
Dabai was stunned when he heard this, and then he felt that he was indeed a bit stupid and laughed.
An Lin found it very interesting and laughed along with it.
One person and one dog just walked towards the house, stinking of alcohol, arms crossed and laughing.
Then, An Lin saw the dazed clown and patted him on the shoulder with some regret: "Oh, clown, I'm so... I'm so sorry. The girl from Chunjiang Tower is really versatile. I didn't call you before, okay. pity……"
The corner of the clown's mouth twitched: "Brother An, weren't you supposed to go to the brothel to catch Dabai back? Why did you go to the brothel with Dabai?"
An Lin frowned: "How can a monk's visit to a brothel be called a visit to a brothel? We didn't do anything like that. This should be called... romance!"
Dabai's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he smiled evilly and said: "As expected of Brother An, he is so cultured! Next time we will bring the clown and let's have fun together!"
"Okay!" An Lin smiled heartily, put his arm on the clown's shoulder, and happily walked back to the room.
This beautiful day is finally over.