Chapter 67 Never Expected, You Are Such a Master!
Chapter 67 Never Expected, You Are Such a Master! .
Riding a tricycle leisurely all the way from Jianhong Community to the garbage dump, Li Shixin felt quite fresh.
The driving skills of this thing are similar to riding a motorcycle, and you can get started. Compared with his nearest main means of transportation, which is the slow stop-and-go bus, the riding experience is much better.
Except it's a little windy.
When Li Shixin finished experiencing life at the garbage dump before, he thought that if he had the opportunity, he would help a bunch of big guys, needles and others.
He picks up rubbish not for survival, but for experience, so he can make the homeless live like an old fairy.
But those who really make a living by picking up junk are the ants who really live at the bottom of society.
Not to mention the poor living environment; now it's autumn, and when Li Shixin left, some people had already started to catch a cold and get sick.
Unhygienic eating, bad stomach, and gastrointestinal diseases are almost a daily occurrence here. Many homeless people walk with their waists bent every day for no other reason than simple stomach pains.
And the greatest danger comes from the fact that not all people in this society are good people.
Li Shixin stayed in the garbage dump for ten days, and saw some boring people on the street bullying the homeless in the garbage dump for fun three times. In many cases, bullying and even beatings happen for no reason. It may just be because the violence is not popular, or simply because they are drunk and want to vent.
So when searching for those old objects in the garbage dump, Li Shixin wanted to take advantage of this filming opportunity to find a way for them to leave this environment.
At least there is a room that is not leaky, and being able to eat hot meals every day is better than lingering in the garbage dump, which is not a place for people to stay.
With this in mind, Li Shixin rode a tricycle into the gate of the garbage dump.
However, just as he was thinking about the expressions of those brats seeing him again, he heard a shout.
Immediately, a group of people cheered and ran towards him from the garbage dump!
That posture is like the special price of 26 yuan a catty of pork in the supermarket.
It's crazy!
Seeing a large group of people holding Sanbangzi firmly, for fear that Sanbangzi would grow wings and run away, Li Shixin suppressed his emotions and glanced at the over-excited crowd in front of him.
It should be the water friend.
It's just that he was very curious. Before that, he specifically told Li Erchun to keep a sense of mystery and not to reveal the location of the garbage dump.
"How did you find it here?"
Li Shixin raised both hands and suppressed a group of chatterers before asking.
In the crowd, a bald boy with big round glasses emerged.
"Master! My name is Zhang Quandan. It was I who analyzed the clues in the video and determined the location before everyone came here!"
Looking at the young man in front of him who was bald and blushing due to over-excitement, Li Shixin chuckled.
You are really a fucking talent!
Amidst the quarrel of a group of water friends, Zhang Quandan also grabbed Li Shixin's arm excitedly, and turned on his mobile phone: "Master, you don't know, your attitude towards life has deeply infected many people on station B. Friends. Everyone is so curious about you, can you tell us a few words?"
Immediately someone agrees;
"Yes, master! After watching your video on the Internet, I really had an epiphany. Compared with your open-mindedness, we are simply not human! Master, I will follow you to pick up trash from now on!"
"Me too, I quit my job and came here. A garbage 3D modeler with a monthly salary of only 20,000 to 30,000 yuan. I stay up until 10 am every day, which makes me unhappy. I've made up my mind, and I will follow you to pick up junk from now on." Yes! Be a happy bum!"
Looking at a group of young people with fanatical admiration in their eyes, Li Shixin fell silent.
He didn't speak, and the group of cheerful water friends gradually became quiet for a while.
It wasn't until the sound of the autumn wind whizzing by was only left around, that Li Shixin glanced at all the phones facing him.
"Nonsense!"
at this time.
The wandering master community formed by the water friends at station B is already buzzing.
After hanging his appetite for more than ten days, the wandering master was finally "successfully captured" by Zhang Quandan and others. The number of friends still reached more than 7,000.
Thus, more than 7,000 people heard the ultimate answer given by the master.
"The reason why I can stay happy while picking up junk is because." The wandering master in the picture seemed a little helpless, he paused for a moment, and then continued with a smile: "Even if I don't pick up junk, I still have a monthly retirement salary." Three thousand and four!"
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silence.
It was as if a burst of freezing light beams dropped on the earth by aliens, freezing everyone into a lump of ice.
Whether it was the gate of the garbage dump or Zhang Quandan's live broadcast screen, there was silence, and the atmosphere was very strange for a while.
"Damn it! What the hell is this shit!" "Why can't I control my hand! Fuck, I'm going to raise my salary next month! I'm going to resign and wander around like a bastard!" Ruthless! Fuck the retirement salary is too ruthless!" "Fuck brothers, my heart hurts a little, let me take it easy."
On the screen of Zhang Quandan's mobile phone, a large wave of barrage exploded!
At the gate of the garbage dump, several water friends who had quit their jobs and came here for a pilgrimage cried when they heard Li Shixin's ultimate soul-piercing answer.
"Master, you have fed us chicken soup for ten whole days, and suddenly you come here with arsenic in it, I can't accept it."
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
"My heart hurts so much I can't breathe!"
"I don't think we can be said to be stupid, can we? Who would have thought that an old man picking up junk would turn out to be a big dog with a retirement salary of more than 3,000 yuan? Ha, ha ha. Ha wow, wow, I put it in my manager's lunch box I ran out after soaking in shit! At this point, my manager should have already had lunch, what should I do!"
Seeing a group of water friends who had collapsed to the extreme, Li Shixin chuckled.
"Your choices represent your true heart. Anyway, you don't like your previous life, so why don't you regard the present as a starting point for a new beginning?"
"Master, it's about this time, even Yunnan Baiyao can't make up for my spiritual wounds, so don't come to chicken soup!"
"Yes, old man, I beg you to tell me, besides the monthly salary of 3400 yuan, what big moves you have not made, let the truth sting me hard, and let me remember the lesson of this time hard. So go back and work hard to move bricks!"
"Actually, I'm an actor. The reason why I went to the dump before was purely to experience the characters."
Facing a group of young people kneeling on the ground crying bitterly, Li Shixin stroked his beard.
silence.
There was another deathly silence.
"I just said, I just said that picking up trash every day is like a fairy?"
"Fuck! Old man, you experience life quietly, okay? What kind of video are you posting?"
"Old man, you are good at acting. We have all been played by you!"
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Received a cheer value with a strong [Tucao], 37371 points!
Looking at a group of young people kneeling on the ground in pain, Li Shixin was very innocent.
"I didn't shoot those videos either."
As he spread his hands, Li Erchun, who realized something was wrong, tightened his chrysanthemum.