Chapter 478 This Is a Thrilling Feeling! (Two in One)

In Zheng's thatched hut, heat slowly drifted in, and there seemed to be the sound of water flowing.

It seemed that Zheng was taking a bath.

At this moment, Jiang Lin suddenly had a bold idea!

That's carefully poking into the hut and then "oops sorry for slipping" accidentally rushing into his bathroom.

As long as you go in, you can see if the other party is leading the way?

Is it GG or MM?

This is a question that has always troubled Jiang Lin, otherwise, even if Jiang Lin has been guessing, he still can't let go of that doubtful heart...

And "curiosity" is one of the three ladders of human progress!

Do what you want! Don't hold yourself back!

Swallowing, Jiang Lin's trembling hand was already on the doorknob, and even Jiang Lin's heartbeat was speeding up, and his head was breaking out in cold sweat.

"Forget it, it's too bad, it will kill people."

Just when Jiang Lin was about to open the door, Jiang Lin faltered

No! I am not cowardly! This is called from the heart!

But indeed, there is one thing to say, if this Zheng is really a daughter, I just rushed in like this

Let's not talk about whether there is any custom in the world of Yaozu that "you saw my body, or I will kill you, or you will marry me".

Zheng's violent temper alone is enough to drink a pot by himself.

At that time, it is estimated that this guy will chase himself to the ends of the earth, the kind who will not stop until he kills himself.

But what if it's a man?

A handsome son?

male? Wouldn't that be more...

No, no, I am not a fencer.

If it was a man, Jiang Lin felt that he would be under a lot of shadow when he thought of Zheng's haughty and short-tempered appearance before.

So, no matter which aspect it is, I am losing money, so why should I do it?

Therefore, Jiang Lin planned to go home, so his gender would be Hideyoshi.

Although curiosity is one of the ladders of human progress, curiosity also killed cats!

However, just when Jiang Lin turned around and was about to leave.

【Ding】

The system's voice sounded in Jiang Lin's mind, and Jiang Lin greeted the system's genealogy directly in his heart.

[It is detected that the protagonist is taking a bath, and the host is around the protagonist, triggering the "Lucky Pervert" mission. 】

[Task——Lucky pervert: 1. Ask the host to enter the protagonist's bathroom, lie in a bathtub with the protagonist, and rub his back. 2. Ask the host to enter the protagonist's bathroom, overturn the bathtub, and shout, "Wash the devil! The bathtub will be hammered to pieces for you!"】

[Task Reward: System Brand Soap: Can wash away all dirt and impurities on the body (stains go away without a trace, look for System Brand Soap~)]

[The host is requested to complete the task within five minutes, the countdown to task selection begins 321]

"I choose two!"

At the last second of the system's countdown, Jiang Lin made his first and most important choice since he was in Dream Eater Palace.

[Choose to confirm, the system can secretly crack the thatched house magic circle service for the host, the notoriety value is 5,000 once, will the host buy it? 】

"Buy!"

[Thank the host for using it, please remember to give it a good review. 】

Is hard work the most important thing in life? Is it talent?

No! The most important thing is how you choose!

And Jiang Lin made a choice tonight!

Although he doesn't know the difference between the two options

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Lin opened the door of the thatched cottage!

At this time, the barrier that Zheng had designed in his thatched hut had been completely untied.

Jiang Lin poked in cautiously.

And the countdown had already begun, and in Jiang Lin's mind, time was ticking by every minute!

The thatched hut that Zheng built for himself was not like Jiang Lin and Zhen Xian's with only one room, but a master bedroom and a bathroom.

Before he knew it, Jiang Lin had already reached the door of the bathroom where Zheng was.

At the door, Jiang Lin could even vaguely hear the sound of ta pouring water on his body, and ta seemed to have used something else, exuding a medicinal fragrance.

It was only then that Jiang Lin remembered that Zheng seemed to have gone to fight with a monster in the Golden Core Realm again today, and that monster was at the peak of the Golden Core Realm. Although he didn't suffer any serious injuries, his spiritual power was quite exhausted.

Now he is recovering his spiritual power by absorbing the elixir!

good chance!

Although Jiang Lin also felt that it was shameless to take advantage of others' weakness!

But, at least for now, he can be sure that ta, who is extremely empty of spiritual power, can't beat himself!

As soon as I rushed in, smashed his bathtub, then turned around and ran away! Ta will definitely not be able to catch up with him!

Just do it! If you hesitate, you will lose!

Jiang Lin took a deep breath, then put on a Pikachu mask for himself, and when there were only two minutes left in the countdown, Jiang Lin kicked the door open!

"boom!"

The wooden door was directly kicked by Jiang Lin and fell to the ground!

In the bathtub, which was wide enough to accommodate one person lying on its side, Zheng, who was meditating and absorbing the medicinal liquid to restore his spiritual power, suddenly opened his eyes.

At this moment, Zheng realized that instead of attacking with magic first, he directly covered his body with magic steam.

In fact, to be honest, Jiang Lin felt that even if he didn't use illusion, the bathtub was so deep, what he saw was only half of his head!

In fact, Zheng is still confused now!

The magic circle I set up by myself is a very high-grade secret circle!

Even the Nascent Soul Realm can't be broken! It can be said that in this dream eating palace, even if something happens to him, he can rely on the magic circle to live forever.

But why was it broken so easily? Don't you feel any sense at all?

But even though he was puzzled and surprised, he still recited the mantra as fast as he could, and slapped it hard, and the splashed drops of bath water turned into spikes and flew towards Jiang Lin.

Jiang Lin didn't dare to resist with sword energy! It will be recognized after all! So he simply resisted with his true energy!

Several water thorns were cutting through Jiang Lin's clothes, but Zheng was too weak, and Jiang Lin's four realms of martial arts were different from ordinary people, so the water thorns just drew bloodstains on Jiang Lin's body.

"not good!"

When Zheng, who never thought of calling for help from the beginning to the end, sensed something was wrong, the orange-yellow-colored masked man, who seemed somewhat inexplicable, but seemed somewhat cute, quickly expanded in Zheng's pupils.

In less than a breath, Jiang Lin had already appeared in front of his bathtub!

This is the feeling of heartbeat!

Ta was sitting in the bathtub, her long black and beautiful hair exuded a faint luster, and the crystal green drops of liquid medicine slowly slid down her hair, dripping into the bathtub with rippling ripples.

What's even more exaggerated is ta's delicate skin that is as fair as tofu, especially her small melon-seeded face that is slightly reddish from the medicinal bath, and the eyelashes on those big Kazilan eyes are still dripping with water.

Simply!

Is this really a man?

Are men so good-looking?

It's not like I didn't go to the manga exhibition in my previous life. When I entered the men's room, I thought I entered the women's room.

But seriously! If she is a woman, she doesn't have enough strength, and it will be very dangerous in the Yaozu world.

Of course, even if he is a man! then it will still be dangerous

The feet of male rabbits are fluttering, and the eyes of female rabbits are blurred.

Although he is not a rabbit...

And just when Jiang Lin was about to debate whether he was male or female!

Grass (a plant)!

Why is there all the holy light in the bathtub!

What are you taking, holy light bath? !

never mind! Never mind that! Watch the countdown with less than a minute left! Jiang Lin raised his fist directly with the sandbag! Then change the voice:

"I smashed the bathtub for you!"

"???"

Just when Zheng's face was full of question marks, Jiang Lin punched him down.

"boom!"

With just one punch, his bathtub was really shattered by Jiang Lin's martial arts zhenqi, and the green medicinal liquid like Biluochun splashed out, while Zheng sat directly on the ground.

[It is detected that the host has smashed the bathtub of the protagonist, the task is completed, and the system brand soap will be distributed to the host's storage bag. I hope the host will pay attention to check it. 】

"I'll send you off!"

Feeling sorry for him, Jiang Lin threw the soap he got to him, and the soap fell on the floor, and then Jiang Lin hurried outside.

He promised that his action of smashing the bathtub this time was flawless!

But

Just as Jiang Lin took a step forward, Jiang Lin stepped on the soap, and then

"thump"

Jiang Lin never expected that this soap would be so smooth!

However, this is no longer the point.

Jiang Lin fell straight forward, but unfortunately, he fell directly on Zheng's body.

Zheng's hair was disheveled, and he stared blankly at the man in front of him.

And Jiang Lin

He looked at the position where his hand was placed next to Zheng's heart.

feel a little more

Although there is light

but

Um

is female

"I killed you!"

With a blood-red face, he yelled! This is no longer the neutral voice, but the woman's murderous scream!

This is obviously her true voice quality, and it's extremely nice.

but

"boom!"

A huge wave of spiritual power sent Jiang Lin flying.

The kind where Jiang Lin was smashed against the wall by the storm and couldn't even be scratched off.

And when Jiang Lin reacted, a huge 100-meter-long beast "Hideous" appeared in front of Jiang Lin, with six tails swaying under the starry sky, and its light yellow hair radiated brilliance like a messenger of moonlight.

[Hideous: Ancient alien beasts, males are ferocious, females are ferocious. 】

Jiang Lin felt that it should be called "Huo".

But it's not important anymore.

Raising its paw, the strange beast named "Huan Fang" directly slapped Jiang Lin with its paw!

The claws expanded rapidly in Jiang Lin's eyes, and countless thoughts emerged in Jiang Lin's mind.

If you want to run, the strange beast can ride the wind, and you don't need spiritual power. If you want to run, you can't run away, and if you look like this, she will chase her to the ends of the world.

If you want to fight, hideous is known as the top ten strange beasts in ancient times. If you only rely on the martial arts realm to liberate your spirit orifices, you will definitely be smashed into meat by her.

The problem is that it doesn't matter if you make it into meat, if she finds out your true identity, then you will still be hunted down to the ends of the earth.

Ever since, when this huge flesh pad "cat's claw" that looked like a leopard but more like a cat's caracal was only 0.01 centimeter away from Jiang Lin.

Jiang Lin made a decision, that is, to close his eyes.

boom!

Take it with one palm! With the leopard's claw or cat's claw as the center, a large pit with a diameter of more than 100 meters appeared!

The turbulent waves directly lifted Jiang Lin and Zhen Xian's thatched huts, and several original paintings of two-dimensional swimsuit long-haired beauties created by Jiang Lin and conceived with Zhen Xian's help flew away.

The piranhas in that pond were not spared either, they were directly bounced off the shore, jumping in the mud all the time

only

Why does it feel wrong under the paw?

Yi Fang lowered her huge head while raising her other paw to prevent the damned man from escaping from the pad of her paw the moment she opened the paw.

But the moment Jiang Shufang carefully opened his claws

Gone? !

That damned man is gone? !

Ji Fang kept spinning around like a cat, with six tails swinging back and forth in the air.

In the end, he kept digging at the place where the damned man disappeared like pawing cat litter, to see if he was shot into the ground by himself!

But digging three feet has never been seen!

"Meow!"

finally! Although I really don't want to admit it, I am sure that the damned man really escaped.

Ji Fang raised his head and roared loudly towards the night sky, like a cat or a leopard!

"I will definitely kill you!"

The resentful voice spread slowly, and the world trembled faintly.

etc! ! !

After yelling, Ji Fang returned to his original shape. In a mist, Ji Fang's long hair was coiled up like a man's, then wrapped in a corset, and finally changed into men's clothes, Ji Fang dispersed the two-dimensional fog and looked around , the beautiful but murderous eyes narrowed slightly.

"That Confucian Zhen Xian went to catch the autumn leaf chicken (it only comes out in the middle of the night), and at least he can come back when he is ugly.

But isn't that Jiang Dapao cooking dinner? His realm is not low! Right next door to your own! How did the masked man get in? And now! What about that Jiang Dapao man! "

suddenly! Yi Fang had a bold guess!

In the wild, Jiang Lin, who finally escaped silently and perfectly using the resurrection coin, changed his clothes, destroyed the clothes and mask, and finally took a bath in a mountain spring. There are also some nice roars.

Anyway, Jiang Linshi would not expose herself, otherwise she would have killed me at any price if she heard the determination of this cry.

But after soaking, suddenly, Jiang Lin got up from the water, the moonlight shining on his buttocks! Marked with natural holy light.

Jiang Lin noticed a very serious problem!

"I'll go! Although I escaped quietly, I'm not there! She may still suspect herself!"

Suddenly, Jiang Lin felt that he had nothing to love in life.

But at this moment, a kind voice came:

"Brother Jiang?"

Turning his head and turning around with bare buttocks, when Jiang Lin saw Zhen Xian and the autumn leaf chicken in his hand, Jiang Lin's eyes became funny.

Have!

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