Chapter 162 Let Me Calm Down, You Tauren!

In the dark house with only faint candlelight, Jiang Lin placed the three-point contract that he had just drawn up in front of several people.

Looking at the contract, several people's eyes were wet

According to the contract, Jiang Lin agreed to form a team with Ji Jibo and the others, but if they got the top three (the top three would be rewarded with spirit stones), then Jiang Lin would get 60%, and the other 40% would be divided between them.

As for the performance rewards of Sun Moon Sect, Jiang Lin is not so black-hearted as to take 20% of the rewards. After all, everyone has to support their families, so it's fine to only charge 10%.

Although Jiang Lin only gave them a 10% discount, they were almost crying.

You know, it's really not easy to pluck a hair from Brother Jiang's iron rooster!

I saw Diao Da's feathers were stained with ink, and stamped on the contract: "Brother Jiang! Don't worry! This time the sect competition! We will definitely follow Brother Jiang's lead!"

"That's right, Brother Jiang! This time you say one, we will never say two!"

Jijibo and Fang Chaoqun also took pictures of the pig's trotters and handprints with moist eyes.

"Okay, okay." Jiang Lin put away the contract, feeling a little headache, "Swear to Dao Xin."

"Eh? Do you still want to do this?"

For monks, swearing with Dao heart is much more secure than a contract. If you violate it, although you will not be struck by lightning, the involvement of the Dao in the dark is more serious than lightning strikes.

And as for why Jiang Lin went to the extra trouble to sign the contract.

This is a sense of ritual, life still needs a sense of ritual

"Don't swear, that's fine." Jiang Lin took out their contract and put it on the table, and turned to leave.

"Wait! Brother Jiang! We swear! We must abide by the content of the contract!"

As they spoke, the four of them raised their hands and swore.

A heart appeared on their heads, and the content of the oath merged into that "Dao Heart".

"Ah, very good."

Jiang Lin was not afraid that everyone would suddenly be jealous when the spoils were divided.

Although this kind of thing often happens in Shan Ze Ye Xiu and some sects, Jiang Lin absolutely trusts Ji Jibo and others, which is a kind of trust between friends.

So even if there was no contract and oath, even if there was a verbal agreement, Jiang Lin would not think too much about it.

But these guys like to make surprises for themselves! In order to prevent them from dying again, these measures still have to be taken.

"That's it. During this period of time, I just have to practice hard, and I also have to put in some stomach pockets, and they will be out of stock."

Strength is still very important. During this period of time, you have to enter the Longmen Realm, otherwise you won't even be eligible for the competition.

"Brother Jiang, don't worry about breaking through. If the thunder comes, we will protect Brother Jiang."

"Yes, yes, I believe Brother Jiang will be able to do it"

"Old cow~~~don't do this~~~"

Just when Jijibo was about to flatter Jiang Lin again, a woman's voice came faintly from outside the yard.

This is Jijibo's home, listening to the sound, it's like

"Fifi?!"

for a while! Jijibo's face turned pale.

Jiang Lin and the others also looked at the top of Jijibo's head, as if there were some grasses.

"That big stupid pig is not at home, what's wrong~~"

"But~~~"

"Nothing but~~~"

"Then let's go into the house~~~"

"Go into Lao Shizi's house, right there, okay?"

Inside the house, Jijibo's entire face turned green, and he raised his nine-toothed rake and was about to rush out!

"Jijibo! Calm down!"

"Yes, old pig! If you go out now, won't you be live broadcasting the animal world?"

"Old pig! You have to choose to forgive her!"

This time, it was Jiang Lin and the others who held Jijibo to prevent him from rushing out.

But Jijibo was too thick, and they kept wrestling together, like a stack of arhats, pressing Jijibo to the bottom.

"Eh? Feifei? Why do I hear a sound coming from your warehouse?"

"Oh, don't worry, he's going to make pig feed, and he won't be back in a short time..."

"No no no!!!"

Jijibo erupted into a small universe, bounced Jiang Lin and the others who were pressing on him, and rushed out with a rake.

"Tauren! My old pig will fight with you!"

"boom!"

The door broke open!

In the yard, the old pig jumped up, raised the nine-toothed rake and swung it down towards the tauren!

"Jijibo, calm down!"

"I calm down you tauren!"

"Jijibo! What are you doing!"

"Feifei! I will divorce you after I finish eating the beef hot pot today!"

Jiang Lin and the others also quickly stood up and looked outside the door.

As a result, outside the gate, Jiang Lin not only did not see the cross-species communication in the animal world, but only saw Ji Jibo holding a rake and fighting the old cow anxiously.

"don't want!"

Jijibo found an opportunity and smashed it with a rake, the old cow dodged sideways, and Feifei's pig's trotters, which weighed four to five hundred catties, covered his face and shouted.

"Boom"

The rake hit a cart, and the cart and the box on the cart were instantly shattered, and the cream cake was smashed into mud and fell to the ground.

There is also a sign on the cake: "Happy birthday to my husband five hundred catties"

For a moment, the atmosphere in the yard suddenly froze.

The four-hundred-pound Feifei Duck sat on the edge of the cake, tears dripping down

After a long time, Feifei yelled at Jijibo:

"Jijibo! I want to divorce you!"

The nine-toothed rake fell from Jijibo's pig's trotters, and a few afternoon winds blew over Jijibo's head, and a few pig hairs fluttered in the wind

Jiang Lin didn't know what happened next, anyway, the general plot was that Ji Jibo was getting fatter and fatter, and there was a faint tendency to break through to five hundred catties.

So Jijibo's wife, little Feifei who weighs four hundred pounds, wants to make a birthday cake for her husband.

After all, since Jiang Lin "invented" the birthday cake a few years ago, birthday cakes have been used on some important days. Of course, for ordinary people, the commemoration is age.

But for monks, age seems to be less important, the main thing is to commemorate some special days.

For example, my husband broke through to five hundred catties

And Lao Niu happens to be a good hand at making birthday cakes taught by Sun Moon.

So Xiao Feifei started preparations a few months ago. She secretly climbed a tree at night and had a "private meeting" with Lao Niu because of the birthday cake and wanted to surprise her husband.

Then

Looking at the cake on the ground, Jiang Lin felt that there was nothing left

Anyway, when Jiang Lin and the others left, Jijibo was hugging his wife's pig leg and begging for forgiveness.

Jiang Lin and the others naturally couldn't stay any longer, so they could only leave silently.

Go to Aunt Fox on the West Street, Miss Gujiu on the east side, Widow Wang on the West Street, and Miss Lu from the North Street. miss it.

Holding Xiao Niannian in his arms, Jiang Lin Yujian flew to Shuangzhuang Mount Everest.

Jiang Lin wanted to strengthen the relationship between father and daughter, so he stopped at the foot of the mountain and climbed the mountain with Xiao Niannian.

As a result, as soon as he reached the peak, Jiang Lin saw his master walking up and down in front of his house with a cute and cautious face, afraid of being discovered by others.