Chapter 114 Returning to the Confucian Academy for a Walk (4000 Words, Two Chapters in One)

"boom"

"Boom!"

"Boom boom boom!"

On a huge flat land to the east of the Sun Moon Sect, there were endless explosions.

A proprietress of a lion demon in a tea house closer to the flat ground couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled at the explosion in the direction of the east lion: "I'm going to die, and let no one do business!"

But...it's a pity...the proprietress' voice was quickly covered by the explosion

"I've told you a long time ago, Brother Jiang said that C4 is not like this, why don't you listen to me?"

Behind a bunker not far from the clearing, a man wearing a level three helmet took off his helmet and spat out the sand.

It's not so much a "man", it's better to say it's a puppet robot, its appearance is a bit like an armored little treasure, the voice is synthesized, but it still has an accent

"It's you who don't understand! What we yearn for is the eternal art! Explosions are art! Ah... just like the black dragon that flickers and disappears, just like my black dragon's blood! Ah!!! My eyes! It seems to have seen through the truth of the world!"

The remote-controlled robot gave the other side a blank look: "Made ZZ!"

"Xiao Hei! Don't create art that insults me!"

"What I scolded was pinching!"

Xiao Hei, who didn't know where to control the robot, couldn't bear it anymore, and controlled the robot to slap him on the back of the head.

No one has seen Xiao Hei's real person, and no one has heard Xiao Hei's real voice. Even when he is out shopping, Xiao Hei still controls this robot that looks like Iron Armored Little Treasure.

Of course, Xiao Hei doesn't just have such a robot.

In the concept map provided by Jiang Lin, Jiang Lin and others have also seen "Ding Dong Cat Xiao Hei", "Miniature Gundam Xiao Hei", "Steel Garuru Xiao Hei" and "Pikachu Xiao Hei"

Even if Xiao Hei wants to go out, he will be replaced by a robot, and he can remotely control it in the house.

"Brother Jiang is right! If you pinch it, it will be enough for the second disease of the goose! What a goose true master! If you pinch it, it will be called the second true master!"

"Xiao Hei! If you slap me on the head again! Believe it or not, I will turn against you!"

As he said that, True Monarch Taier raised his right hand, which was wrapped with bandages.

"Let me tell you! The primordial power in my body can no longer hold back! And my true eye of the evil king! Ah! I heard it! It is restless!"

"I disturb you MMP!"

Xiao Hei couldn't bear it any longer, and controlled "Iron Armored Little Treasure" to throw his helmet away, stood up and kicked Taier Zhenjun fiercely.

"Xiao Hei! If you hit again, my bloodline will really explode! Then be careful that you will be swallowed by the black flame dragon in my body!"

"Hi! I'm afraid, why don't we teach you if there are other Yin-Yang cultivators, I will look for it?!"

"Xiao Hei! You can question my integrity! But you can't question my skills!"

Suddenly! True Monarch Taier stood up.

With a mask on his left eye and a bandage on his left hand, his slanted non-mainstream bangs have a feeling of "gathering at the entrance of the village, and bringing your own cement".

Especially that old black cloak, like (is) a patient with the second stage of secondary disease.

"Kneading technique! I x-on:x-on:# (here to silence) your technique! I told you to shrink the explosion circle! Concentrate on it! Pinching the horse and making it bigger and bigger! Technology! I"

"Uncle Zhenjun, Uncle Little Black"

Just when Xiao Hei rolled up his arms to rub Zhenjun Tai Er on the ground, in the sky not far away, a middle-aged man wearing a green shirt, Yu Feng, brought a small and cute little dragon girl slowly Come slowly.

The little dragon girl kept shaking her short, fat little hands, her big watery eyes were full of joy, and she greeted Taier Zhenjun and Xiao Hei in the open space.

Hearing Xiaolongnv's voice, Xiao Hei quickly stopped, patted the dust off his body, and straightened his hair covered in sand

Although thinking about it, Xiao Hei realized that he was controlling a puppet without a hairstyle

Similarly, Taier Zhenjun raised his bangs on his forehead, and straightened his mask over his left eye.

The little dragon girl landed slowly, and walked towards the two of them with short legs, happily took out two pieces of paper from the small backpack, raised her head and hands and handed them to the two:

"This is the calligraphy practiced by Nian Nian today, and I will give it to Uncle Xiao Hei and Uncle Tai Er."

Tai Er smiled happily: "Oh, what an embarrassment, thank you Nian Nian."

"But Niannian's writing is not very good-looking." Xiao Niannian lowered her head, poking her two little index fingers at each other, looking a little unconfident.

Xiao Hei and Taier Zhenjun squatted down, took the paper and unfolded it gently.

"No, Nian Nian writes beautifully."

"Yes, yes, Nian Nian's words are very aura, just as cute as little Nian Nian."

"Really?"

Xiao Niannian raised her forehead and looked at the two uncles happily.

"Really, really." Xiao Hei rubbed Nian Nian's little head, and took out a small ball from his stomach, "Since Nian Nian gave the words to Uncle Nian Nian, then Uncle also gave Nian Nian a ball." A small gift, this is a starry sky ball, put it in the room, as long as you press it, it will be a beautiful starry sky."

Niannian hugged the little ball with her little hand, wagging her little tail happily: "Thank you uncle."

"I'll also give Niannian a small gift."

Taier Zhenjun took out a Bagua map from his arms, and because Xiao Niannian was holding the starry sky bead in his hand, Taier Zhenjun put the 400 square centimeter Bagua map into Xiao Niannian's small backpack.

"This is a small jigsaw puzzle. If Niannian feels a little bored at home, you can put it together and play."

Xiao Niannian squinted her two crescents happily: "Thank you uncle."

"You two are still so energetic."

Kong Baba stepped forward and bowed his hands.

Tiejia Xiaobao Xiaohei cupped his hands in return: "Mr. Kong, why are you sending Niannian home today? Doesn't it seem that Jiang Nizi went to pick up Niannian?"

"Oh, today we had a school spring outing, and it was early, so I sent the students home, and I just happened to have something to interview about Mount Everest."

True Monarch Taier patted Kong Baba on the shoulder:

"It's not that I said, I don't even know what Confucianism Jiang Lin sent Niannian to you to learn. Your school is too unorthodox. Except for the Four Books and Five Classics, I heard that you teach some of the various schools of thought, but you still What kind of cooking is taught, isn't it 'a gentleman stays away from the kitchen'? Are you afraid that your Confucian patriarch will die of anger?"

"Hey, second brother Tai, you don't understand." Kong Baba quickly waved his hand, "The knowledge of various schools of thought has its own truth. Although our Confucianism is good, it also has some dross. Only by reading a lot and mastering it can we understand the truth. Do you have a better understanding of Confucianism? What we scholars pay attention to is "

"Wait, I don't want to hear it." Xiao Hei quickly waved his hand and patted Xiao Niannian's head, "If Niannian is bored, come here to play with Mimi, there are many toys here."

"Yeah." Xiao Niannian nodded, her eyes blinked, and Xiao Hei, who was at home, wiped her nose silently, as if she had a nosebleed

"Nian Nian, you can also come to my side. Uncle's power of the flame dragon seems to be awakening recently. I will understand the essence of the world. Xiao Nian Nian will be the successor of the power of the flame dragon!"

"emmm" Xiao Niannian lowered her head, frowned cutely, and tried very hard to understand what Uncle Tai Er said, but she just couldn't understand. In the end, Xiao Niannian decided to give up, "Uncle Tai Er, read I can't understand."

"This..." Tai Er touched Niannian's little head, "It means that uncle's house has delicious food, and Niannian can come over to eat anytime."

"Food? Niannian's favorite food." Niannian's big eyes blinked, "Eh? Second uncle, why is your nose bleeding?"

Taier Zhenjun touched his nose: "It's okay, maybe the seal on my left hand is weak, so it doesn't matter."

"Okay, Nian Nian, let's go, let's play with the two uncles next time."

"Yeah." Xiao Niannian ran to Kong Baba's side, and the breeze gently brushed against their feet, and they flew up slowly, "Goodbye, Uncle Xiao Hei, goodbye Uncle Tai Er."

"Niannian goodbye, remember to come to play next time."

Xiao Hei and Taier Zhenjun kept waving at Xiao Niannian.

Until Nian Nian disappeared into the distant sky, Xiao Hei and Taier Zhenjun looked at each other, and then pinched each other again

"Just send a broken bead, you don't feel ashamed!"

"MMP, how many years have you been pinching that broken picture! It's so moldy!"

"My picture can turn the sun and the moon upside down, and it can lead the stars to fall! Why is it moldy! This Black Flame Dragon True King is going to do justice for the sky today!"

"I'll do it, your mother will sell it for a batch, that bead is my best masterpiece in the past ten years! I know what a fart!"

"Xiao Hei! Ben Hei Yanlong has endured you for a long time!"

"Squeeze the second disease of death! I'm afraid of pinching!"

"This Black Flame Dragon will kill you!"

"How dare you burn my robot with fire! One hundred thousand volts!"

"ah!!!!"

In the open space, the two fought inextricably every day. Just when the two were about to start the next round of hand-to-hand combat, a flying sword pierced the sky and flew towards it!

"call out!"

The flying sword hovered in front of the two, and the voice system automatically played:

[Shunfeng Kuaijian, Taier Zhenjun please sign for receipt, the sender is "20% off tonight at Chunfenglou", the original sender: "Long is handsome"]

"Huh? Brother Jiang's delivery? Let's stop calling! It must be Brother Jiang who wants Ben Yanlong to save the world!"

Taier Zhenjun patted the dust on his body, and made a few gaudy moves that made Xiao Hei frown:

"Ah! The power of my black flame! Let it shine! Go! The prehistoric in my body!"

Then a ray of black spiritual power from the fingertips slowly entered the flying sword.

"Spiritual proofreading is successful, and the receipt is complete."

With a sound of "click", the flying sword fell from the air, and Taier Zhenjun caught it in time and opened the body of the flying sword's spiritual aperture, which contained a letter.

"Ma Ma, Nian Nian is back."

"Nian Nian, I want to die."

On the summit of Mount Everest of the Sun and Moon Sect, Xiao Niannian, who had just landed safely, saw Ma Ma who was drying her clothes, and ran towards Ma Ma with her small arms and short legs.

"Nian Nian, why did you come back so early today?"

Holding Xiao Niannian in her arms, Jiang Yuni kept rubbing against Xiao Niannian's soft cheeks.

"Spring outing today, school is over early." Nian Nian happily took out a folded piece of rice paper from her bag, "This is written by Nian Nian, a gift for Ma Ma."

"Niannian's words are so beautiful." Jiang Yuni smacked on Niannian's forehead, and the eyes of the "mother and daughter" narrowed their crescent moons happily.

"Master Jiang Feng."

Kong Baba bowed his hands in the distance.

"Nian Nian go back to the room to rest for a while, there is some honey that Ma Ma just grabbed, it's iced, it's delicious."

"Well, then Niannian will go back to her room to do her homework."

"So cute."

After another kiss, Jiang Yuni gently put Nian Nian down.

When Nian Nian returned to the room, Kong Baba cupped his hands again: "Congratulations to the leader for entering the middle stage of the Jade Raw Realm."

"Thank you Mr. Kong."

Although Jiang Yuni's appearance has not changed, his expression and tone are a bit cooler.

Although it was cold, there was no hostility at all. On the contrary, Jiang Yuni had a bit of respect for this scholar.

Confucianism is the head of a hundred schools of thought, and there are many scholars and gentlemen, but how many of these scholars and gentlemen are fake scholars and hypocrites?

And the person in front of him, although he has been expelled from the Confucian Academy, even though he also likes to look at beautiful women on the street with Xiao Lin, and even has some kind of ulterior transaction with Xiao Lin

However, in the eyes of Jiang Yuni, and even in the eyes of all Sun Moon Sect monks, this unscrupulous scholar is a scholar.

Otherwise, Xiao Lin would not put Xiao Niannian in his study and let Niannian learn from him, and Xiao Hei and Tai Er Zhenjun would not call him "Sir".

In other words, apart from the strangely named Kong Baba, Taier Zhenjun, Xiao Hei, Sun Moon Sect, and others would often call a Confucian scholar, even the most famous elder in the world, an old man. A scholar, without adding the word "Mr."

"Hahaha, the word "Sir" always hurts me, and I have been expelled from my school." Kong Baba scratched his head and smiled, "I still like others to call me by my name."

"Mister was joking."

"Cough, cough, cough." Feeling a sword intent coming out, Kong Baba quickly straightened his expression, "Actually, I have a small favor this time, and I want to ask Brother Jiang for help."

"Need Xiao Lin to help?" Jiang Yuni frowned slightly, "When Xiao Lin comes back, sir and Xiao Lin just say no?"

"I'll tell Brother Jiang directly about this, Brother Jiang will definitely help, but I'm afraid of your side"

Kong Baba's tone was a little embarrassed.

What kind of friendship do I have with Brother Jiang? We are studying Little Liu Bei together!

But the problem is that even if Brother Jiang agrees, it will be very difficult if you don't allow it.

This reminded Kong Baba of the last time he invited Brother Jiang to come out at night and climb the tallest tree near the women's bathhouse to watch the moon.

Brother Jiang agreed, and came out at night, but he received a letter from the mission hall the next day, requesting to double the performance quota for half a year.

So even if Brother Jiang agreed, but you, the leader, are not happy, what should you do if you give me small shoes...

"If Xiaolin wants to help you, please tell me first." Jiang Yuni's tone was low.

Although Kong Baba was sweating coldly, he still bowed his hands and said in a serious tone:

"I implore the leader to allow Brother Jiang to accompany me back to the Confucian Academy for a walk."

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