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‘I don’t want to go to the Batman comics fan meeting, I don’t want to go to the Super Hero movie convention, I don’t want to go to the pre-movie promotion. ?’
‘This kind of Hollywood movie is just like the assembly line. Isn’t it going to be screened online in less than two months after filming? Such a simple job is the same with me or without me, I want to go home! I want to go home and find a wife! '
Qin Guan, who was protesting, was interrupted!
'Brother Qin, the lady boss's phone number! '
'Qin Guan! I have seen all your news. You honestly stay in the United States and come back after finishing your work. My due date will be in the middle and late February of next year. You will not be able to help me if you come back now! '
'Besides, we talk on the phone every day, what's the difference from you being by my side, that's all, I'm very busy here! have got to go'
What are you busy doing?
What else can a woman do, this is Cong Nianwei's secret!
Qin Guan was flamboyantly pushed out like this, and in the distant America, he sang alone that I am a wolf from the north.
The sadness of being a man with no ambitions cannot be shared with others.
He can only sleep soundly in the quiet night when he is holding photos of his wife and all kinds of baby products he bought overseas from major mother and baby stores in the United States.
For the rare international express business, there is an additional special line running to Beijing, China. The daily cargo volume cannot reach the tonnage of a small cargo plane, but everyone can barely make it together.
It can be seen that Qin Guan's madness is no less than that of Cong Nianwei, because this is the fatherly love of a father-to-be for his child, and it is also a man who really loves his wife to the bottom of his heart, from the bottom of his heart.
Even the most noisy downtown area in the United States can't resist Qin Guan's sense of alienation in a foreign land, even though he is now standing in a country that doesn't seem to belong to the earth anymore.
That's right, the former and present Qin Guan, in response to the strong invitation of all parties and the super-attractive milk powder check, stood at the scene of the largest animation exhibition in the United States, and made a stand for the release of his new Dark Knight propaganda.
It seems that this time Warner Bros. has made a big deal, intending to add another myth of superheroes to the box office of the entire film industry.
Qin Guan, who was trying to catch ducks to the shelves, finally realized that there are different people all over the world.
When it comes to the madness of comics, besides Japan, there is also an American existence.
Different from the delicacy and femininity of Japanese manga, American manga characters are very truth-seeking and have an inexplicable sense of simplicity and roughness. Qin Guan, who has already seen the Tokyo Film Festival, is also amazed.
Because these shameless people who really like comics rushed over from all directions, dressed in Halloween-like superhero clothes that made burly men even cute, and appeared on the scene majestically.
It's no wonder that such a grand event attracts this group of weirdos, because here, you can see the meeting of super heroes belonging to the two factions of D and Marvel.
The smell of gunpowder is so strong that people can't wait to compare the strength of the generals of the Three Kingdoms to one, two, three, and four.
Any superhero has crazy fans he loves. In front of his own hero, everyone has to stand back three feet, even if he is standing in front of a golden, blue-eyed, blood-swelling sexy girl .
Let us shout together: who is the cutest person?
Iron Man, Spider-Man? hulk, batman
Well, this might be the worst scene ever.
And Qin Guan, who didn't make up any makeup in this scene, became the one who caught people's attention.
If I had known that the current situation was like this, even if he dressed up as a Tinker Bell to sneak in, it would not be as obvious as it is now.
Because everyone is weird, and you, a mortal in Wall Street elite casual attire, are the weirdest of them all, okay?
Therefore, those people with ulterior motives saw Qin Guan's existence at a glance, because they appeared in this strange place today because of Qin Guan.
That's right, when the early posters and promotional clips of The Dark Knight were first launched in North America, these fans, as well as the girls who were forced by their nerd boyfriends to enjoy together, found a handsome and scumbag man .
A villain, or a villain with such a huge contrast, before he became a clown, he was so handsome that even Batman was reflected like a bat, but when he became that clown, The split red mouth gave the deadliest shock.
There are so many perverts in the United States, you can hardly imagine that there is a kind of woman who likes to be ravaged by this dark villain.
When they are trampled under their bodies, a kind of indescribable comfort can travel all over their bodies. This kind of disease is called too many good days, and those who are idle.
But if a person likes bad guys, we can't stop them, can we?
As a result, at the scene, the exhibition area belonging to Batman's d animation company was occupied by the villain'woman'.
red, gold, brown
Regardless of the skin color, appearance, or body shape, everyone is stupid and can't tell the difference.
Because of their makeup, professional makeup artists can't recognize their original appearance.
I know this is the largest animation exhibition in the United States, but I don’t know that I thought it was a clown-themed carnival in the children’s paradise.
Funny big mouths, red noses, five-pointed star eye makeup, and hot short skirts and long legs that belong to the American flag made the other nerds watching the show have nosebleeds and blood spattered on the spot .
They screamed and rushed towards Qin Guan, with the aura of their own happiness, talking nonsense and doing crazy things, almost scared a calm girl like Wang Liying to the ground.
'ah! ! my love! Please scold me as much as you want! my clown! '
'Please take me away! I will always be your slave! '
'Let me grab your pant leg and feel the master's breath. '
The hatred value belonging to the elders on the sidelines is now full at this time, what about the beautiful women who are said to like super heroes? Movies and comics are deceiving!
Before we go shopping for a badass costume?
The business of the fancy dress shop of the black aunt at the Comic Expo suddenly started to surge, and the costumes of the big villains who had been tucked away in the corner for a long time were suddenly sold out.
Oh my god, is this aliens finally taking over the earth, leaving only the big villain to rule the world? 8