Chapter 821: The Heartless Monkey

Duke rode the clouds back to Qijue City, and hadn't been home for nearly a year. Snake Ji expected him to be with a few cronies, so naturally she wouldn't give him a good look. Duke coaxed a few sweet words, and Snake Ji was delighted to hear that, and complained that Duke never cared about her family business by abandoning the shopkeeper.

Duke really didn't care too much, it doesn't matter if he has the city or not, but Snake Ji likes to manage it, so she lets her go.

That night, Duke took out the scorpion tail he had harvested, thinking about refining it into a magic weapon.

In the past, when the Buddha spoke widely, many spirits and monsters went to listen to his preaching, and the scorpion spirit also went. She possessed strong mana and snatched a seat near the front. Tathagata felt displeased and raised his hand to push her out of the door.

The scorpion spirit is also a master who is not afraid of things. He turned around and gave the Buddha a buttock.

Then came Monkey King, who stole countless flat peaches and elixir 500 years ago, krypton gold and krypton made an indestructible body of King Kong, invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, monkey skin like this has not been killed, relying on this copper body Iron-headed. It's a pity that the poisonous pile of falling horses is like a golden body nemesis, even if the monkey's head is iron, it will scream and scream when it is pierced.

The toxicity of the poisonous pile of the inverted horse is average, and it is not worth mentioning to the great supernatural powers. The monkey will be fine after a night of sleep, but the accompanying pain is so painful that even the Buddha can't stand it.

After thinking about it for a while, Duke refined it into a dagger, which is less toxic, and it is specially used to break people's golden bodies. Snake Ji couldn't put it down, and begged Duke to take it for self-defense later. She has a lot of treasures made by Duke on her body, but she just likes new things.

Snake Ji's cultivation is terrible, let alone Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, she can't beat even Bai Longma. The dagger is more than the top and the bottom is more than enough, Snake Ji took it just right, Duke wanted to give her the Sanguang Shenshui, but she was too weak, and she couldn't control it.

Snake got a new toy, and tried her best to please Duke that night, and the two had a romantic relationship for two... 48 hours.

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Besides, Tang Seng and his party, Sun Wukong was injured by Duke, and the golden cudgel was hit again. He found the Tathagata Buddha and poured bitter water on him. He lay down in front of the gate of Daleiyin Temple and refused to leave. He said that if the golden cudgel was not repaired, he would not learn from the scriptures. He tore down the door plaque of Leiyin Temple and hung it on Huaguo Mountain as his own. King of the Mountain.

The Tathagata Buddha had no choice but to order people to take the copper from the first mountain and the essence of the North Sea, and send them together with the golden cudgel to the Taishang Laojun for a furnace. After the golden cudgel was reshaped, the Buddha consecrated it himself, and added some golden light of merit.

The golden cudgel was tossed by the two big men, and it became more flashy than before, and the monkey left happily after getting the benefits. After a few days, he returned to Daleiyin Temple. It wasn't about the quality problem, but the story of the real and fake Monkey King.

Two monkey heads made a fuss on the Lingshan Mountain, asking the Tathagata to tell the truth from the fake, and the Tathagata immediately raised the price of the monkeys and told a story about the four monkeys in the chaotic world.

The first is the Lingming stone monkey, which can understand changes, know the time of day, know the location, and change stars and change battles; the second is the six-eared macaque, which is good at listening, can perceive, knows before and after, and understands everything; the third is the brachial ape, Take the sun and the moon, shrink thousands of mountains, distinguish between rest and blame, and manipulate the universe; the fourth is the red-legged horse monkey, who understands yin and yang, understands human affairs, is good at going in and out, avoids death and prolongs life.

Tathagata exalts the majesty of the monkeys too much. For example, Sun Wukong, who was born as a Lingming stone monkey, did not know the weather and the location before he became a fairy. There are also the red-tailed horse monkeys and the full-backed apes. There are several on Huaguo Mountain. monkey grandson.

Tathagata has big fists, and he can do whatever he says. The six-eared macaque was carried in the Daleiyin Temple, and he couldn't escape even if he was recognized as his real body. Tathagata took out the magic weapon bowl to cover him, and after showing the prototype, he was beaten with a stick by Monkey King until his brains burst.

Tathagata was very distressed, and a good Buddhist protector was gone, so he told the monkey to go away.

Sun Wukong recently got a little back. First he was beaten up by Duke, and then he met a six-eared macaque who pretended to be him. He only felt that his daughter was poisonous. After returning to Tang Seng's side, he dragged the white dragon horse and drove Zhu Bajie, wearing stars and wearing moons, to leave the daughter's country at a high speed.

Duke also went there that day, he was afraid that Zhu Bajie would peek at the princess taking a shower!

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Spring goes and autumn comes!

The Bull Demon King came to Qijue City again to pay for IOUs and go whoring, and Snake Ji ordered him to go down, and no one was allowed to give him convenience. The little demons dared not listen, and they did not want to offend the Bull Demon King, so they secretly reported to Duke.

Duke smiled, and took the account of the Bull Demon King on his own head, and only told him that Tang Seng and his party were about to arrive at the Flame Mountain after the old cow had been feasting and whoring for half a month.

Lao Niu became impatient when he heard it. Because of the red boy, Princess Iron Fan held a grudge against Monkey. Now that Monkey passed by, Princess Iron Fan would definitely not let it go.

Lao Niu knew the monkey's temper, so he was a lack of heart, and he didn't care that Princess Iron Fan was his sister-in-law. If he got down with the stick, Hong Haier would lose his mother. Now dressed neatly, bid farewell to Duke on a water-avoiding golden-eyed beast, and rushed back to Pipa Cave in Cuiyun Mountain.

Sun Wukong did not disappoint Lao Niu. He really is a heartless person who can't say good things. If he goes to Guanyin and brings the red boy, so that Princess Iron Fan can relieve the pain of family love, maybe he can borrow the plantain fan. However, he only chose to offend people by saying that Princess Iron Fan was enraged by him, and she chopped off without saying a word.

Princess Iron Fan is not Monkey King's opponent, she is defeated after three or five moves, she takes out the plantain fan and sends the monkey to Mount Sumeru tens of thousands of miles away. Sun Wukong begged for a wind-fixing pill from Lingji Bodhisattva, but now the plantain fan is useless, and Princess Iron Fan has nothing to do with him, so she shuts the mountain gate and ignores it.

Sun Wukong is so stubborn, if he speaks something nice and obedient, he will go to the Bull Demon King to admit his mistake, and there is still room for improvement. But he just pretended to be clever, and turned into a bug, jumped into the water glass, and got into the belly of Princess Iron Fan.

It was a coincidence that the Bull Demon King hurried to the Pipa Cave in Cuiyun Mountain, and before he could push away Princess Iron Fan's boudoir, he heard the monkey's cries.

"Sister-in-law, open your mouth quickly, my grandson is coming out!"

The old cow was so angry that the three corpses jumped violently, the seven orifices were full of smoke, and he kicked open the door of the boudoir. Although things were not what he imagined, but seeing the monkey bullying his wife, he still picked up the iron rod and beat the monkey into a ball.

The old cow worked day and night in Qijue City. It was the time when his feet were weak. After fighting the monkey for 300 rounds, he fell into a disadvantage. Seeing this, Princess Iron Fan raised her sword to support, and then... the monkey gained the upper hand even more.

Things have developed to this extent, if Sun Wukong still wants to borrow the plantain fan, it will really be called hell.

The Bull Demon King's feet were sore and his hands were numb, so he took Princess Iron Fan back to the Pipa Cave and rested for a while before recovering. It happened that Tang Seng saw that Monkey King didn't come back for a long time, so he asked Zhu Bajie to come over to have a look. The two brothers smashed the mountain gate and fought with the Bull Demon King again.

The bull demon king was furious, and he showed his ability to obey the sky and the earth, and turned into a big white bull with a height of 800 meters and a length of more than 1,000 feet from head to tail. As the head of the Seven Great Sages, he calls himself the Great Sage of Ping Tian, ​​and all the monsters in the world are willing to give him face. He still has his own strength, and Monkey King and Zhu Bajie can't do anything to him at all.

It may be a coincidence, or it may be other reasons, a group of heavenly gods suddenly jumped out of the grass, and surrounded Cuiyun Mountain.

Under the net of heaven and earth, the old cow has no way to go up to the sky and no way to go down to the ground. He shows his body and dharma body, stirring up boundless demon clouds. Fighting against the Heavenly Court and Buddhism alone, the majesty and majesty showed the demeanor of a great monster. Duke even noticed the monstrous demonic aura of the old cow in Qijue Mountain.

The momentum came and went quickly. After the Bull Demon King punched and kicked, he began to release water appropriately. He wandered between the heavenly court and Buddhism for a while, and ran into the big formation of heaven and earth nets by himself. The third prince Nezha sacrificed the demon-slaying sword, and cut off more than ten heads of the bull demon king in a row, all of which were regrown by the old cow. Although all the gods surrounded him, none of them could kill him.

Duke rode a cloud to the vicinity and shook his head repeatedly. No matter how you look at the swords of the third prince Nezha, it looks like the Bull Demon King deliberately put on a show. Duke could only sigh with emotion that Lao Niu's hands and feet are in the sky, and he made friends in the Lingxiao Palace.

Afterwards, the third prince Nezha took out the hot wheel and burned the old cow willingly to surrender, and the battle came to an end.

Princess Iron Fan puts out the fire in the Flame Mountain by handing over her plantain fan, while the Third Prince Nezha and other heavenly generals tie up the old cow to report to the Jade Emperor. Three or five days later, Lao Niu came back again and appointed a so-called third-rate general to control the order of the world for the heavenly court.

The position is not high, but Lao Niu is very satisfied, entering the establishment is still better than the sky high and the emperor far away!

As for Sun Wukong, he crossed the Flame Mountain to complete a difficult event, but this also broke the friendship between the old cows, and the other brothers did not want to associate with him since then.