A Weird Theater That Started In London

Chapter 331

"Grilled Shrimp, Tonghua Soft Beef Intestine, Shengjin Twenty-Four Wontons, Longevity Porridge, White Dragon Squid, Shengping Grilled, Eight Immortals Plate, Xiaotian Crisp."

Like a stand-up comic, Duke said eloquently: "Single-cage golden custard, manduo-shaped pancakes, Jusheng Nu crispy honey, Brahman light high noodles, imperial concubine red, seven return ointment, golden bell roast, royal yellow queen mother Rice, flame cup, cold toad soup, crystal dragon and phoenix cake, donkey stuffed with warm cold flowers, roasted calves made with water, five raw dishes, Guomen incense, flower-wrapped Yunmeng meat..."

Ever since Lu Li came to tell Duke that his trip was to the Tang Dynasty, he began to frantically search for delicacies from that era in the database, claiming to eat all the restaurants in Chang'an City.

"Let's change clothes. I think the classmates are almost here. It's not good to keep them waiting."

On the side, Duke stared at the computer screen, and took the time to reply to Lu Li: "It's early, isn't there still 40 minutes until the meeting time?"

"This is a vacation, not a bitter anatomy class. Everyone must be positive. Maybe we are the only two left."

"Okay, what kind of clothes are you going to wear, you can change here." Duke came back to his senses and said excitedly: "Last time I ate three big pots of authentic Hoto soup at your place, and spent a few cents on it." Hundreds of learning points, if you have the opportunity to time travel this time, you must have a good time!"

"……"Land from.

Food is not to be missed, but the scenery of the Tang Dynasty is more than just food. Compared to eating, Lu Li wants to see the humanities of the Tang Dynasty.

How dark is the Kunlun slave, is it really like a hellish ghost, and what kind of race is it? By the way, I will go to the market to see the ancestor of cross talk—joining the army.

In fact, on the way here, Lu Li had already arranged the specific items for the ten-day trip to the Tang Dynasty.

"Old Lu, you still said that I was in a daze, so tell me, were you thinking about the little lady in Pingkangfang just now?"

After the words fell, Duke smiled cheaply.

"What are you thinking, stop talking nonsense."

Lu Li restrained his expression, pushed the hands off his shoulders, and said with a straight face, "Hurry up and change your clothes and go to the classroom."

Pingkangfang has been famous for a long time.

Frankly speaking, there is such a thing in Lu Li's plan. Of course, he doesn't plan to do anything, he just wants to see the world.

"Okay, prepare your clothes."

And Duke responded, and immediately opened the trading floor, looking for clothes that meet the requirements.

After all, it is better to act than to be excited. Instead of thinking about it here, it is better to change your clothes and leave, and experience the style of the Tang people in person.

Not long after, the two finished changing clothes.

Tie your hair and tie your head.

A moon-white round-neck gown with a rhinoceros belt.

As the saying goes, people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, and Lu Li's appearance has been officially certified by the headmaster. After putting on this clothes, his appearance is even more handsome, plus the bonus of force value to temperament, anyone who sees him will praise him A pretty man.

Compared to Lu Li, Duke standing next to him was dressed more fancy, in the barbarian style, wearing a round-neck and hip-short gown woven with Persian patterns, embroidered with grape vines.

In this guy's own words, he must be the most beautiful boy on the street after going to Chang'an City.

Duke looked in the mirror for a long time and felt very satisfied: "Let's go to Datang."

In this way, the two put on Liuhe boots and walked quickly towards the teaching building.

At the same time, campus forums exploded again.

"Shocking news, there are a lot of men in ancient costumes in the school, the truth is this!"

"The crown of victory belongs to the first class? The name of the elite is well-deserved!"

"The most domineering teaching assistant in history, invite the whole class to a different world for vacation."

"There is constant laughter in the corridor of the freshman teaching building, but today is a rest day, and there is no class schedule. What is the reason, the editor will let you know more about it."

The four messages rushed to the top of the forum at the fastest speed, and the first hot news since the freshmen entered the school appeared.

For a while, the number of people online soared, and most of the students in the college were discussing this matter, including many sophomores and some idle juniors.

"Some of the freshmen's speeches are really sour. Maybe they went for extra training during the holidays. I think to stand out from the crowd of freshmen requires not only talent, but also various excellent qualities." A senior left a message.

"I agree."

"After the reform, the overall results of a class of midterm exams crushed all the students of the same year. It must be a collective effort. Now they have adjusted their status and continue to work hard on the road to becoming stronger."

"That's right, the forum is gone, I'm going to practice more, and keep up with these strong men!"

Obviously, this message freshman.

However, the next post started to slap my face: "What kind of chicken soup for the soul, a group of people are thinking? They went to another world for vacation, a friend said it himself."

"Finally, I see people who understand. I've heard of them too. I really envy them. I also want to have this kind of teaching assistant, and I am willing to take students to relax together."

"I hope my teaching assistant won't criticize us anymore after getting this news. Instead of conducting devil training, it's better to learn from the teaching assistant in class one and take everyone out for a walk to boost the low morale..."

"Devil training?" someone replied.

"Your Excellency is from Class Five, the legendary class that lost more than 3,000 points."

"???"

"I remember that Wu Wei, the black-faced killer, is in charge of the fifth class. I haven't seen him for three months, and he brought out a group of rookies. No, I want to mock him face to face. Does anyone form a group to go with him?"

The discussion area is refreshed at a high speed, and new messages are constantly appearing.

The freshmen expressed their envy, while the seniors expressed their freshness.

Until a golden comment appears.

"From now on, I'm officially launching a vacation to another world travel event. The registration fee is only 2,000 credits, plus a B-level evaluation card. You can start the car with 30 people. You don't have to be jealous of others, come and sign up." ID A junior senior named [Lawless] left a message.

For a moment, the discussion area fell silent. Not only freshmen knew this name, in fact, many sophomores had also been tricked by him.

[Lawless], a broker who is active in every corner of the forum, a profiteer recognized by the whole school, and some seniors who are about to graduate have heard of him.

"Senior, one A-level evaluation card is exchanged for two C cards, and 1000 credits, isn't it a little silly, don't ask for more, you can make up 800 credits, and comfort the wounded heart of the junior."

"A profiteer! You cheated me of my first A-card with 2,000 learning points, you idiot!"

"I am dead, I have to burn the paper."

Amidst the condemnation, Lawless left this sentence, and then, the avatar went out, and he ran away.

Compared with the extremely lively internal campus forums, the Elite Class 1 is not far behind.

There are all kinds of round-neck gowns and Futou in different colors. People who don't know this place may mistakenly think that there is a fashion show here, with the theme: Tang.

Lu Li thought he was exaggerating by bringing the black-maned horse here, but when he came to the classroom, he and Duke's eyes were wide open.

Sure enough, you shouldn't speculate on everyone with your shallow knowledge.

The golden and black stripes are gorgeous and noble, the four legs are slender and vigorous, the ears are round and short, and a pair of big green eyes are constantly looking around, full of doubts and vigilance.

There is no doubt that it is not a big cat, with double tear lines, white canine teeth, and its huge size, it can only be a cheetah.

At this moment, it has a collar around its neck, and it is lying on the master's desk, looking around warily.

"You really know how to do the job." Duke murmured, staring at the underside of the desk.

There lay a hound with a narrow and long head, a pointed nose, a slender and arched neck, and an exceptionally slender figure. It should be a greyhound. It ran extremely fast and was good at catching rabbits and foxes.

Before Lu Li could answer, a loud cry came from outside the window, and a big white bird flew in, with a yellow beak and gray hook, and a sharp knife tied to its claws. After a few rounds, it landed on the master's shoulder.

The Dongpo poet said: "The left is holding the yellow, the right is Qingcang, the brocade hat is a sable fur, and a thousand riders are rolling around Hiraoka."

This guy's outfit is no worse than the prefect's hunting posture in Su Dongpo's poems, and it can even be said that the equipment is more complete.

Bai Xiao didn't expect that there would be someone like this. He asked everyone to pretend to be nobles of the Tang Dynasty, which was true. The favorite sport of the upper class in the Tang Dynasty was hunting, which was also true.

However, when he saw someone leading a horse and a cheetah, followed by a greyhound, and a white harrier on his shoulders, Bai Xiao directly broke his defense——

It's true to let you relax, but it's too much to relax so much!

However, after finding out who their owners are, it's not surprising.

After the second monthly exam, the experience of this boss was made into a video and displayed to the whole class.

To this day, Lu Li still remembers his heroic demeanor of beheading reanimated corpses like chopping vegetables and melons, and his unrestrained laughing and licking of knives.

Subconsciously, he turned his gaze to the side.

In that exam, there was another boss who questioned the soul-reversing corpse:

That's it?

Too weak, not even qualified to warm me up.

Do you want to dance just based on these?

You still want to destroy the world, you are too far behind.

Four words, Lu Li will spend his whole life forgetting.

Although no one stood up to unify the caliber, everyone agreed that the two of them were:

The crouching dragon and phoenix chick of elite class one.

Fortunately, Fengchu is relatively normal today, but she is dressed fancy, otherwise, Bai Xiao's blood pressure would probably soar.

"Well... everyone is here."

Looking around the classroom, Bai Xiao breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked up at the wall clock: there are still fifteen minutes before the final time limit.

"The students are very active, let's do the preparation work."

In fact, Bai Xiao is also very active, wearing a pure white fox fur without a trace of variegation, making herself extraordinarily handsome.

Because of this, Duke suspected that he was taking this opportunity to go to Pingkangfang to meet his old friend.

Hmm... This guy is a little stunned. Everyone thinks that the other party is not serious. He must want to go to Pingkangfang to find a young lady.

"Students who served as imperial officials in the Three Kingdoms World raised their hands. By the way, students who served in the Yellow Turban Army also raised their hands."

Swish Swish Swish.

Everyone raised their hands.

What are you kidding?

A real man was born in heaven and earth, so how can he live under others for a long time, especially in troubled times, he must seize the opportunity to climb up.

"They all have an annual salary of more than three hundred stones, right?"

Everyone nodded in unison.

"Students with an official position of 600 shi and below come over, and students who hold military positions in the Yellow Turban faction will be compared with the official position of the imperial court according to the number of soldiers under their command."

No one knows what kind of medicine is sold in Baixiao's gourd, it's just for relaxation, how it is linked to the last exam.

There will be no pits, right?

The experience of starving and freezing in the Ice Age last time is vivid in my memory!

Xu Shi guessed that everyone was maliciously speculating about him, and Bai Xiao explained with his forehead: "You guys still need to do this? If I really have an idea, there is no need to be so troublesome."

If you think about it carefully, this is indeed the truth.

During this period of time, Bai Xiao didn't put on airs, and was willing to mingle with everyone, and when he looked at other classes, he wished he could confess the teaching assistant as his ancestor, and he would do whatever he said!

With this in mind, many people left their seats and walked towards the podium.

The annual salary of three hundred stones corresponds to the magistrate of Xiaxian County, the Prime Minister of Hou Guo, some subordinate officials of government agencies at all levels, and the military Sima.

The annual salary of six hundred shi corresponds to the county magistrate, county magistrate, and miscellaneous guards.

Pan Ming didn't recognize anyone as his father-in-law, and with Cao Mengde's back, and the merits of welcoming back the second king, he was able to sit in the position of Qianshi Supervisor, not to mention Lu Li and Duke, the two high-ranking guys who ate soft food.

At this moment, they sat in their seats, silently watching what Bai Xiao was up to.

"How many stones?"

"The rank and salary ratio is four hundred stones, and Dong Cao is the governor of Donghai Kingdom."

"Well, it's equivalent to the eighth grade in the Tang Dynasty. Tell me, what kind of official do you want to be? You can only be in Chang'an City."

Bai Xiao's words were astonishing.

The classmate he asked didn't know why, so he hesitated for a long time and couldn't speak.

Seeing this, Bai Xiao thought that he didn't know the official system of the Tang Dynasty, so he said directly: "The Dali Temple is a judge, the Ministry of Criminal Justice has a doctorate in law, and the leaders and governors of the government, let's choose one."

Scott?

Should hold military power.

Li Yan felt something was wrong, so he decided to play it safe, and replied, "Leader Zuo Sige."

"Then Donggong Youwei rate."

Bai Xiao waved his hand casually, and a document appeared in his hand. After handing it to Li Yan, he looked at the other person and asked, "How many stones?"

"Five hundred stones are used to support the Qi, and the main Qi is to be used."

Down below, Lu Li regained his energy in an instant. His close friends all took the route of military generals. Now that a warlock finally came, he could find a chance to make friends.

At this time, Bai Xiao's voice sounded: "Let's count as the seventh grade. The imperial servant in the palace, Dr. Taichang, the head of the prison gate, and the personal guard of the prince Xunwei, choose."

The seventh-rank official in front of the prime minister.

Therefore, the man directly said that he would be the prince's personal guard without even thinking about it.

Gradually, Lu Li figured out a possibility: In ancient times, officials were based on official status. No matter how rich you are, it is better to have an official position, but this time you go to Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty to relax, how can you do it without any power?

However, this is too arrogant.

Dozens of officials were parachuted to Chang'an, and even the emperor did not have such power. After all, he had to go through various ministries to review and go through the process of appointing and dismissing officials.

Write an ultimatum here and you will be able to take office.

Suddenly thinking about it, Duke walked back to his seat cheerfully. This guy took the official position of the fourth-rank Zuoqianniuwei Zhonglang General. Looking at the entire Datang officialdom, he can be regarded as a number one figure, and he walks with style.

Bai Xiao looked at Lu Li and said with a smile, "The one with a rank of two thousand shi, hurry up."

Duwei, with a rank of two thousand stones, is a veritable high-ranking official of the Han Dynasty. As for the position of leader, since it is not an official position, both of them ignored it.

"Don't even think about the general of the Sixteen Guards, the same is true for the six ministers and the Zhongshuling. We are here to have fun, not to be addicted to officials."

Looking at Lu Li standing in front of him, Bai Xiao said hello in advance, and then said: "Civilian, from the third rank, Hongluqing, Daliqing, and the clerical officer, there are only two vacancies. A loose official with a name but no authority?"

"Mr. Dali."

Lu Li answered without thinking.

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