Chapter 1175 [New Year Special 1: Social Animal Andy] (if Line)

"Please show me the death certificate first."

"Is there anyone alive here?"

"Uh, what kind of baby do you want to have?"

"panda."

"I've called your number, and there are more than 2.5 million people waiting ahead."

"When does this have to be scheduled?"

"No way, everyone doesn't want to be human."

Hearing this, Andy couldn't help sighing. He looked at the middle-aged clerk in the front window who looked a little abstract, with a face similar to that of a horse, and most importantly wearing glasses, and said helplessly:

"Is there any faster one?"

"Continue to be a human being, we can arrange it now, think about it, and make a contribution to fill the birth rate, now we still have activities."

Speaking of which, the elder brother who arranged the reincarnation business showed a hint of mystery at the right time.

Sure enough, Andy couldn't help becoming curious. After all, it was his first time to come to this kind of place. He didn't expect that after his death, he still couldn't avoid queuing up for business.

"what activity?"

"Half price for the second generation."

"What do you mean?"

"You lived to be thirty years old in this life, and now you are reincarnated, we can come here when we are fifteen years old, and we don't need to suffer from the hardships of life."

Andy was speechless for a while.

I died just after the second year of middle school. When I came here to recall the past, I spent most of my time studying. What kind of suffering in the world is this? I am determined not to go.

"Thank you, forget it."

"Hey, don't rush to make a decision. We also have another buy five get one free event. If you sign the contract now, as long as you have been a human being for five consecutive lives, then you will be given a chance to choose your own reincarnation immediately."

It can be seen that there is a lot of business pressure in the underworld, and the horse-faced old man has been forced to become a salesman.

After thinking for a moment, Andy said: "At that time, can I choose a panda? I want to become a national treasure, and I will lie down once and for all. I am too tired to live."

"That won't work, at best be a dog."

"Forget it, I will continue to line up."

"Wait! Now that you are reincarnated as a human, I can arrange another version update for you."

element awareness.

Andy, who was already desperate, regained his spirits and asked, "What do you mean?"

"Just like a game, where you are too weak in this life, you will be given targeted reinforcements in your next life."

"Then what about me?"

"After you graduate, it's almost zero and seven every day. The business of repaying mortgages and car loans has just started. You have to wait until you are 60 to fully pay off. You are not eligible to enjoy the 996 blessings. You are extremely poor..."

Forget the past.

Andy interrupted: "So now that I am reincarnated as a human being, I will be strengthened in my next life, right?"

"right."

"It's okay, I decided to be a man."

"It's a deal, it's already entered the system, and the reincarnation will be automatically completed in two minutes."

Andy, who is enjoying a good life, relaxes completely. While waiting, he usually chats with the salesman Malian:

"This time the efficiency is quite high. It's convenient to ask how it was enhanced. Self-made is still the second generation of rich people, and the second generation at the village and town level is still the chaebol."

"Greatly increases your tolerance for poverty."

Crackling.

Andy's life appeared on the computer screen, with everything in detail, and the salesman pushed his eyes, and smiled as if he had succeeded in his plot:

"You died suddenly while working overtime. After our targeted reinforcement, you will not get sick for the first sixty years of your next life. You will be able to work for your boss and create profits for him regardless of the weather. Coolie, it's still the same..."

"Fuck you mother!"

"Then what's the difference between Lao Tzu's life and that of an animal? Create your mother's profit?"

The collapse of an adult is only a moment, and so is the outbreak. Andy doesn't want to experience the suffering of the world.

I started working as a worker just after graduation, and my daily life is almost like a machine, especially after I was burdened with a mortgage, I became a domesticated beast and worked silently. No matter what happened, I didn’t dare to resist. I just tried my best to maintain a relatively stable Live, avoid foreclosure.

In the end, I couldn't enjoy anything, and died suddenly in the middle of the night when I was working overtime for free for the boss.

How stupid!

From that moment on, he was thinking that in his next life, he would lie flat on whatever he said, and be a cow to the capitalists after he had a good time. After all, he had no background, and he dared not expect extravagant expectations.

It's sad to think about it.

That's it, I'm going to be tricked!

"Dude, calm down."

"Cough, cough, there is room for turning around, hurry up, let me down to operate, hurry up."

...

In the end, the reincarnation was terminated, and when Andy left the business hall, he still held a piece of paper in his hand, with a determined face.

And the horse-faced salesman was sighing:

"What's going on in the world? No matter how well treated pandas and Siberian tigers are, they still follow the path of animals. They have no wisdom and a short lifespan. In the end, they all rush to be the ones, even if they line up for hundreds of years. When it comes to being a human, everyone resists. .”

"I hope he can be detached. I have already used all the authority within the scope of my help, which can be regarded as making up for the almost cheating."

the other side.

Holding the mysterious paper, Andy walked towards the unknown area according to the arrow cursor that appeared in front of his eyes.

Not long.

A crowded but orderly square appeared. Everyone held papers in their hands, and most of their expressions were determined, as if participating in a gamble.

that's the truth.

Give up the chance of reincarnation and gamble on the chance of transcendence. If you win ten times, you will not have to suffer from reincarnation in the future. If you lose just one time in the middle, if you use a unique oriental vocabulary to describe it, you will be dissipated.

"Dude, have you read Infinity Stream's novels? It has almost the same meaning. This square is similar to the Lord God's Space. It uses various film and television dramas and novels as copies. I hope you will continue to win."

The words of the salesman are still ringing in my ears.

According to the instructions, Andy came to an empty procession, with no one in front of him, just a circle of light to pass through.

It's about his choice.

Before his sudden death from overtime, the opportunity he most wanted to seize was actually to get things done as soon as possible, and to relax by watching some brainless American dramas during his break.

Therefore, after confirming that whether he chooses Eastern Fantasy or Western Fantasy to challenge, the difficulty coefficient of both is the same, he decisively chooses the latter.

You only get one chance.

Want to see another culture.

I am ashamed to say that I have never flown a plane or traveled in my previous life, let alone cross-border. My knowledge of foreign countries is limited to movies, TV dramas, and various news.

【Vampires and Science】

【Plus a little bit of infectious disease prevention】

【save the world】

The above are all friendly reminders.

The first rule of detachment:

Never try to take shortcuts.

The ten challenges are all carefully selected based on personal experience, and there will never be familiar plots of film and television dramas, and all of them are unfamiliar.

Otherwise, what is detachment?

As Andy stepped into the aperture at the end of this path, he silently closed his eyes and waited for the arrangement of fate, with a little hope in his heart.

Having had enough of the boring life, I challenged myself with no regrets. It sounded like there was still a little bit of enthusiasm, and the soul of the second class hadn't been completely extinguished.

"Prevention of infectious diseases?"

"Do you want to buy a mask?"

While teasing, things around him began to twist and change.

Just like last year's New Year's special, a section that was approved by the editor, but not very popular, and couldn't be a boutique, poured out a moment of enthusiasm. On the day of leave on January 1st, I wanted to play games, and wrote more than 10,000 words in one breath. , decided to issue it during the Chinese New Year (temporary decision, only two chapters, alas, drinking too much, college students who just graduated are like this, have to drink with their elders, plus write two books, not in a good state, if anyone can like this story It’s good, because if this account opens a new book, it will involve related copies, but it adds cyberpunk elements. After all, I haven’t watched anime for several years. I watched a marginal runner, and it’s been a long time since I experienced the feeling when I was young. I have a strong desire to create, but it won’t be too early, probably in the middle of the year. After all, this book must have an ending. I have devoted most of my college time to this, and I am not willing to stop abruptly. I can have an ending after all. Yes, I will add a lot of episodes and various landlines.)

ps. This dungeon is a blood race, which is covered in the third volume of this book. After a few days of in-depth experience of being positive, I became very fond of it.