Chapter 1182 ‘Don’t Leave After School’
Being able to turn a joke into a joke that can withstand scrutiny is a demonstration of an artist's skills in this area. Cai Kangyong's "I'll invite Xiao Di" is undoubtedly a model in this regard. The two hosts are sharp and dare to ask anything. The guests present will also come up with some golden sentences from time to time. Will Miss Di Lieba be able to hold on at the scene? Mr. Chen, if you are worried, then escort her.
The guest who presented the Best Actor award was a long-lost figure. When Zhong Chuhong appeared on the stage with Chow Yun-fat's arm, everyone seemed to have traveled back to 20 or 30 years ago. Perhaps there is still a person missing on the stage at this moment. The former "Across the World" was a classic movie worth recalling. Leslie Cheung and the two of them created a movie that would be liked even if you watch it today.
Now, Brother is gone, leaving only eternal memories.
Chow has become an uncle who loves taking selfies, and his old belly is already visible.
Hong Gu's beauty is gone, although her temperament is still there, she is really helpless that her beauty has aged.
There are many regrets and sad memories, but when the two appeared on the stage, everyone's eyes were still full of support, cheering for the glory you once created.
Cherie Chung spoke first: "Hello everyone, long time no see."
Chow Yun-fat: "It seems that the limelight you appeared today was snatched away by him."
Cherie Chung hurriedly explained with an anxious look: "Don't make me hate you. I like Chen Hao's dramas very much. I have watched every one of them many times. His songs are also my favorites. I came up with no other intentions. I am satisfied to give him a heart." As she said that, she really gave Chen Hao a heart.
Although the beauty has passed, the youth lives in the heart. As long as girls don't act so hypocritically, they can live young, which is undoubtedly a very enviable thing. Who would have thought that Hong Gu at this age would still show such a lovely expression? Chen Hao just returned to his seat and immediately responded to her love, also made a heart, and then gave her a flying kiss. At this time, no one would think about whether the age difference between the two was appropriate to do such a thing. It felt that the intersection of time and space had a wrinkled overlap at this moment. The Hong Gu of the year was back. The goddess who was once the dream lover of countless men was back. Her every frown and smile was so beautiful that it was beyond description.
Chow Yun-fat: "Should I go down?"
He pulled his eyes back to the stage and asked a question that was definitely deliberately asked, otherwise the question would be very embarrassing: "Several nominees for the best actor, let's take a look first..."
"Which one do you think you like more?"
This year's Golden Horse Awards created a miracle, and Chow Yun-fat himself also created a miracle. As a nominee, he actually became the award presenter on the stage, a scene that has never been seen in any award ceremony.
Putting it here, although abrupt, can make everyone understand it at the fastest speed, and praise the arrangement of the Golden Horse Awards and applaud Chow Yun-fat's behavior.
Since there is no suspense, why do we still have to do something fake? The process must be followed, and everyone should be given a complete award ceremony. If nothing else, we should watch Chen Hao's acceptance speech.
Chow Yun-fat designed this question for himself, but Hong Gu didn't give him any face at all: "I prefer Forrest Gump and Chen Bin. These two roles are hard to tell apart."
Fa Ge looked like he was shot and fell to the ground, pointing at Chen Hao in the audience: "I want to duel with you. You took away my Hong Gu as soon as you came."
Lin Chiling and Xiao S appeared under the stage to steal the spotlight. Today, Lin also changed into the familiar fur of that year. The guests and audience at the scene immediately burst into thunderous applause and shouts. The lethality of things like memories is very strong. When time and space are confirmed, you will feel that you have returned to the past all of a sudden. A very short few seconds are also extremely precious.
Fa Ge laughed and hugged Hong Gu beside him. It was a hug of love and blessing. I hope that your nomination for Best Actor will have a good result. It is just an expectation. There will be no result.
Xiao S came to Peng Yuyan's side and gave him a hug. Among all the artists who were running for Best Actor this year, the most miserable one was Chen Hao. If it were someone else, Fa Ge and Hua Zai would never appear at the Golden Horse Awards.
The memory killing scene of Lin Chiling and Andy Lau appeared. The scene from more than ten years ago appeared on the big screen on the stage. Tony Leung Chiu Wai also completely subverted his image today. He was sitting next to Andy Lau, and compared with the position on the big screen, just like that year, standing at the same angle, and said to Lin Chiling: "I will help you hold the fur."
The whole audience applauded again. It was really beautiful. This year, the Golden Horse Awards may have used more than ten years or even decades of jokes. Such a wonderful session, what will happen in the future? What should I do next year?
The director on the scene was very playful. He arranged people in the director's room and quickly cut the screen into four grids. There were the hugs of Chow Yun-fat and Anita Mui on the stage, the hugs of Andy Lau and Lin Chiling, and the hugs of Xiao S and Eddie Peng. Only one screen was left, in which Chen Hao was sitting there, alone. Saoirse Ronan smiled and hugged him sideways to comfort him.
Chen Hao made a heart-broken gesture to the stage, pretending to fall on the shoulder of Meryl Streep beside him. You are really too cruel to treat me like this.
"The winner of the Best Actor Award of the XXth Formosa Film Golden Horse Awards is..."
"Departures, Chen Hao, congratulations."
After all the noise, the two of them presented the award seriously. As expected, the award went to the Chen family. As usual, everyone around stood up to congratulate Chen Hao. When he came on stage, he gave Cherie Chung a bear hug.
"Here I am again. I just want to ask, are you afraid now? Give in, and I can consider letting you go. How about it?" Chen Hao turned his head to look at Fa Ge beside him: "Today, I will not bother with you for Fa Ge's sake. Don't think I have nothing to say and I am trying to save face. I am really afraid of poking at your deepest heart. You also use a loving hug to stimulate me. You only hug one person, but I hug all three of them."
He opened his arms and walked to the place where the host was standing. His action was already telling everyone that tonight's fun was enough. It would be too much if he continued. If the audience really thought that we were fighting each other, it would be ugly.
Lin Chiling and Xiao S both gave a hug of sincere blessing, and applause broke out at the scene. It was not for the awards, but for all the guests who participated in this wonderful award ceremony tonight. Your performance was great. After returning from this award ceremony, I will definitely watch the recorded video, and I will definitely watch it once or twice from the perspective of the audience, laugh well, and feel the happiness and joy given to us here.
Standing in front of the microphone again, just when everyone thought Chen Hao would be serious, he said again: "Brother Fa is my mother's idol, don't leave later, my mother wants to talk to you."
Hahahaha!!!
This is really an unexpected joke effect. Today, Haozi suffered a loss, but Mr. Chen now has a high status and qualifications, and he is generous. He suffered a loss. He ended the performance effect of continuing to quarrel with each other. He would not feel that he was cowardly, but would feel that he had the ability to absolutely control the rhythm of the scene. He could release it when he wanted and hold it back when he wanted. He was free to control it. Others could only move in his rhythm, and he was the one who really controlled everything.
Everyone thought it was over, but who knew he would say this again, "Don't leave for a while." This tone was like the bully in school when he was a child, shouting at his classmates not to leave after school, and let's meet outside the school gate.
Whether it is Taiwan, Hong Kong or the mainland, there are such scenes. Everyone has experienced it more or less when they were young. Even if they have not experienced it, they have seen it. The feeling of not leaving after school is exactly the same as the feeling of not leaving for a while in Chen Hao's mouth. Brother Fa reacted quickly and deliberately made his stunned expression more intense: "What did you say? I didn't hear it clearly."
"I said I will video chat with my mother in a while, you talk to him, today it was Xu Wenqiang who came to give her a bargain, if Feng Chengcheng came, my dad would still want to talk?"
The whole audience burst into laughter again, and the Chen family in Lianquan Village more than 2,000 kilometers away also laughed. Qiao Xinmei first pointed at the TV and said that her son was making trouble. Her face was flushed. She couldn't tell what she felt. She was shy or not. It was weird and she was looking forward to it. She looked forward to her son mentioning her more in such a scene.
When it came to Chen Yuanping, the two daughters couldn't help laughing wildly, clapping their hands and laughing, they couldn't control it at all. The little brother was really good at playing. He could make the whole Lianquan Village laugh when he attended the award ceremony in Baodao.
The relatives and villagers in the house also laughed non-stop. Xu Wenqiang and Feng Chengcheng were indeed idols of their age. At that time, boys liked Feng Chengcheng and girls liked Xu Wenqiang. For Chen Yuanping and his wife, this wave of memories killed them. When they looked at each other, the past came out like a documentary playing in their minds. They couldn't control it. They were already grandparents, and suddenly they thought of how they looked like when they were boys and girls. The memories were full of beautiful pictures.
Chen Hao pointed to the audience again, and drew a circle from left to right: "Don't worry, many of you have a chance. My family is from the countryside, and I have a lot of relatives and friends. Every time I go back, they will ask me if I have met so-and-so. I am his fan. I looked around, and there are quite a few people today. Don't leave until tonight."
Turning the invitation to the celebration banquet into a joke, allowing everyone to attend with the most relaxed attitude, without the slightest resistance or opposition, Chen Hao can be said to have done the best in this regard.