It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

Chapter 9 Instant Death

"Does my Farke's nose smell bad?"

After being frightened, looking at the black and white screen, the leader burst out a series of signature bulk English, leaning back in disbelief and holding his head in his hands.

After killing the male knife, Su Xiaoxiao's spider still didn't forget to pause on the spot, and lit up a like sign, which was very annoying.

The angry leader angrily hammered down the props and sandbags on the side, and the effect of the live broadcast was full.

What the hell, how can a jungler squat in the grass of his own jungle, what kind of brain circuit?

The most embarrassing thing is that he was squatted down.

what is this? Perfectly predicted his escape route?

Yes, is this also in your calculations?

"This spider, this spider, you are like a ghost." The leader watched the spider go away, and said angrily, "Wait, spider, you will get... beriberi within three days."

Studio.

【Ha ha ha ha】

[? ? ? ? 】

[Climb over the wall and hit the cocoon, like an idiot]

[The leader is too inflated, death is not wronged]

[I was squatted to death by my sister hahaha]

[One thing to say, the position where the spider squats is outrageous]

[I went to Xiaoxiao's live broadcast room to watch, the spider squatting is the breeder's decision, and his brother and sister will give you the death penalty when they are at the first level]

[The little brother who played Yasuo was super calm. He didn't say a word when he saw the leader rushing forward. After being weak, he immediately flashed and ran, and his reaction speed was comparable to that of a professional player.]

【You are not worthy to be called the number one male knife】

Ignoring the cynicism in the barrage, and those sunspots who took the opportunity to lead the rhythm, after Zhixun was resurrected, he repaired his equipment and climbed over the wall to go online.

He died only once, and he didn't take it too seriously.

Zhixun admitted that just now he really underestimated the enemy, but now he has the heart of defense, and it is impossible to be caught to death again.

After all, serious play and relaxed play are completely two states.

...

Xiaoxiao live broadcast room.

When squatting at such a weird position and successfully killed the male knife, 666 was overwhelmingly displayed in the live broadcast room.

Whether it was Su Chen, who made a decision early, or Su Xiaoxiao, who was not procrastinating in his operations, there were bright spots in this wave of kills.

【Awesome my breeder】

[This judgment is really awesome, did you know that the leader wanted to run like this half a minute ago? 】

[The breeder's reaction is okay, so fast]

[People in the Demon Cult help me tell the leader that the old man will not go back]

【I'm not going back either】

【Do not go back +1】

The popularity of the brother and sister's live broadcast room suddenly increased a lot, and a wave of eye-catching operations was regarded as a small wave of fans - most of them were water friends who wandered over from the leader.

"Everyone, if you like it, please subscribe. Our Xiaoxiao starts broadcasting at nine o'clock every morning." Su Chen took the opportunity to try to keep fans.

Su Xiaoxiao at the side gave him a surprised look.

I didn't expect my brother to be quite good, so soon there was a feeling of that kind of live broadcast, with an inner taste.

So she smiled, and while manipulating the spider to scavenge, she said in a sweet voice: "That's right, friends who like it can come and support me. The daily live broadcast content is divided into two parts. In the morning, we will score points at the top of the canyon." , In the afternoon, double row with my brother's trumpet."

[followed and followed]

[Is this the cooperation between my wife and my uncle? love love love]

【Your wife is awesome】

【National sister】

[Pure passerby, already subscribed to the host]

Looking at these bullet screens, Su Chen smiled: "It's just basic operations. Xiaoxiao and I are two people after all, so it's easy to plot against the other side."

【666】

【The leader is fooled】

【The leader: I was terrified at the time】

...

the storm passed,

The two sides reached the sixth level smoothly, during which the leader did not dare to be too radical.

Why do you ask?

After the spider caught him at level 3, he wandered in the middle twice before level 6. Throwing a warning from the little spider frightened him, let alone having any thoughts about Yasuo.

As a result, the male sword, who dared not step forward to continue to suppress, entered a long development period with Yasuo.

But soon he felt the pressure. Yasuo's line push was too fast, and wave after wave of soldiers entered the tower, which made him unable to roam and make troubles which he was best at.

As for what your own jungler has done during this time? Heh, it was just a wave of e flash gank failed to get off the road, and then I was squatted by spiders on the way back to the shopping, and was brushed by people and wild areas.

So the spider has reached level six, and the wine barrel has not been upgraded to level five.

On the other hand, the male sword came to the sixth level in this way. Looking at the prepared big move, the leader had another idea.

Level 6 is another turning point for the male sword. There is a big move in hand, which can be used both offensively and defensively. Even if Yasuo has a wind wall, the male sword can also cooperate with w, and play his passive with a high probability, so as to obtain kill.

Once the ultimate move is activated, the invisibility state makes it impossible for Yasuo to blow himself away.

You can't take the big move without blowing away, that is to say, as long as you operate well, Yasuo is equivalent to missing a big move.

And even if the spider comes, I am not afraid, the acceleration effect of the ultimate move is not a decoration, running so fast, avoiding a cocoon is definitely not a problem.

The leader thought confidently.

Just do what he said, after brushing his jungler's six birds as usual, he didn't care about the minions who were about to enter the tower, but climbed over the wall and ran straight towards Yasuo.

"Level 6, this Yasuo still dares to push the line, okay, he is dead, everyone pay attention to my operation." The leader's tone was cold, and he sentenced Yasuo to death again.

A parkourer came straight towards him with a big male knife. Su Chen naturally noticed it, and began to retreat decisively, running straight towards the wild area, without any intention of fighting back.

The leader saw the fun, not to mention that running in the wild area is very beneficial to his performance over the wall. Secondly, his family's jungler is hunting crabs in the river not far away, and he can make dumplings for this windy man with just a few steps. , making him in a dilemma, with nowhere to escape.

So, he sent a signal to the wine barrel, and when he saw that the other party stopped fighting and wrapped it slowly, he felt that the wave was stable.

If the jungler bumps into Yasuo, then he can take the opportunity to activate wr and cooperate with q to play passively, so that Yasuo dies instantly before he can open the wind wall.

That's right, the instant burst damage of the male knife is just so outrageous.

As an old male knife, the leader still has some experience.

...

The perspective is given to the wild wine barrel.

He wriggled his chubby belly and rushed over unsteadily.

In fact, this wine barrel also knows that his mid laner is the leader. He didn't do much in the early stage, and he was squatted to death by the spider. Came here to prove myself.

Walking from the intersection of the river and the wild area, the wine barrel aimed at Yasuo's position, and without saying a word, a meat bomb hit him.

But by coincidence, Yasuo didn't know what he was thinking at this time, he stepped forward and turned back to step on the male sword, and started to run back.

Therefore, it seemed a little embarrassing for the meat bomb to hit the dodged wine barrel.

The leader was also stunned: "What is this barrel doing? Can it be empty?"

In fact, it's not the wine barrel's fault. Without the preparation in advance, it's impossible for Su Chen's reaction to be so fast, and he can avoid the impact of the meat bullet by stepping forward.

The reason why this wave ran in the opposite direction was because they saw Su Xiaoxiao's signal.

When the minimap found Yasuo who was under siege, the spider immediately ran over from the blue zone to support him.

The 2-0 spiders are quite fat at the moment, and the catches are basically cocooned to the death of everyone, and the high explosion makes people powerless to fight back.

Zhixun didn't realize that the spider was groping towards him quietly, but when he saw Yasuo boldly stepping on him to escape, he also got angry.

"This Yasuo still dares to step on me and escape?"

A cuts Yasuo's passive with a, and the male knife makes up with q, and throws w at the same time, playing electric shock and double-layer passive.

One set hit Yasuo with half a tube of blood.

"Face the blast!"

Seeing that Yasuo opened the wind wall to block the second w, Zhixun hesitated for a while, and continued to chase without opening the ult.

There is a wind wall stuck in position, and his big move can't do full damage.

Barrel e was also empty, and the two of them chased and came to the side of each other's tower. Well, it seems that this wave just let Yasuo run away?

How can it be repaired!

Depressedly planning to climb over the wall and go back online, Zhixun suddenly found out that Yasuo dared to turn his head and q himself and lit a like sign when he had two layers of passives on his body and no wind wall.

"???"

Is it so floating?

So Zhixun didn't even think about it. Once he opened his big move, he manipulated the male knife and went up. Ping A played passively, and a set of skills planned to force Yasuo to death.

The wine barrel also threw the q skill to slow down, and drank a big gulp of wine, and leaned over.

"he died."

The teacher's tone was extremely confident this time.

The two of them broke out together, and instantly beat Yasuo to nothing.

As long as there is another flat a, this Yasuo will definitely die.

But just as he showed up and was about to make up the last normal a, he only heard a flashing sound.

Immediately afterwards, a familiar cocoon flew out and hit him precisely from the limit distance.

Then……

Then there was no more, the bloody Yasuo turned his head and sent a q poke. Cooperating with the big black spider jumping out of the shadows, a set of burst damage caused him to die instantly, and he went back to the spring to watch black and white TV again.

Completely incomprehensible damage.

After seeing the spider and the triumphant Yasuo, the wine barrel on the side was scared instantly, turned around and left.

slipped away.

Then the big blooded male sword disappeared in an instant, so he went up and hit it with his head?

Without even looking at the series of question marks from the leader, the wine barrel fled in a hurry without looking back.

What to prove himself, what to impress the leader...Go to hell, now he just wants to go back and kill the wild monsters so that he can rise to level five.

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