1031. Chapter 1031 Oh My God, What Are You Doing!
He deliberately placed emphasis on the words "elsewhere", which made people think about it.
Lan Feifei blushed and pinched his arm hard: "Be serious!"
While saying this, she chased He Chaoran and played with him...
He Chaoran quickly covered his clothes with his hands and begged for mercy: "Don't hit me, don't hit me, don't ruin my clothes! If you want to hit me, at least wait until I take off my clothes before hitting me!"
Take off my clothes before hitting me? Why is this sentence so imaginative?
Three black lines appeared on Lan Feifei's forehead: He Chaoran, this college super idol, is even more funny and wu than she imagined...
Just at this moment, He Chaoran accidentally bumped into a row of ready-made clothes and fell to the ground. The clothes on the hangers swayed and fell down, making a rustling sound...
Fortunately, with those clothes as a buffer, he was not injured, but he still pretended to be in unbearable pain on the surface.
"Oh, my head hurts so much! Is it a concussion?" He frowned and rubbed the back of his head, with a mischievous smile in his eyes.
"No way! You... don't scare me..." Lan Feifei's face suddenly changed, and she quickly stretched out a finger and shook it in front of him, "Look, what is this?"
He Chaoran's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked confused: "It seems, it's five?"
Lan Feifei's face became even uglier, and she continued to ask anxiously: "Think about it quickly, one plus one equals what?"
"One plus one equals... one?" He Chaoran's expression became even more confused, "Yes, it may also be equal to zero..."
It seems that the brain is really broken... Lan Feifei's mouth corners have begun to twitch. The competition will start in a few days, and she must be sent to the hospital for treatment!
So, she slowly leaned down and stretched out her hand to him: "Get up, I'll call a car to take you to the hospital!"
He Chaoran stretched out his hand with difficulty and slowly, slowly touched her fingertips. The afternoon sun shone into the dressing room through the gap in the curtains, casting a halo on his fingertips.
Just as Lan Feifei was about to reach out and pull him up, she suddenly found that He Chaoran's hand tightened, pulling her down with him.
She fell to the ground without any defense - or to be more precise, she fell on him.
"Ah, it hurts!" He Chaoran groaned again, but there was a smile that could not be hidden at the corner of his mouth.
Lan Feifei quickly raised her head from his chest, looked at the smile at the corner of his mouth, and finally realized that she had been fooled from beginning to end!
"He Chaoran!" She squeezed out these three words from her teeth in anger, and rode on him and beat him with fancy punches and kicks, "How dare you play tricks on me!"
He Chaoran half covered his eyes with his hands, and laughed brighter than the sunlight in the room: "Hahahaha, who made you stupid! So easy to fool..."
He just lay on the ground and let her beat him, because her fancy punches and kicks were just like tickling to him.
At this moment, the door of the locker room suddenly opened. Hou Xiaoting was eating with pearl milk tea in one hand and a skewer in the other...
When she saw the scene in front of her, she was stunned: "Tian Lalu, what are you two doing?"