Chapter 364: Popularity Is so Annoying
"Hi!"
Realizing that the inspection of himself was coming to an end and that he would soon enter the rhythm of arranging duties, Umekawa Kuzuki was very nervous and excited.
Although he didn't know what heaven would be like, he was looking forward to it.
Amaterasu, the great god, has a golden tongue and jade words, and the emperor has no jokes. It is not a joke.
He said that he would arrange better treatment for himself, so that he would not deceive himself and there would be no need.
Amaterasu, the great god in charge of hundreds of millions of people, was joking with an ordinary major captain?
If this kind of thing were told, who would believe it?
What makes Umekawa Kuyuki depressed and shocked is that he has such a good attitude, but Amaterasu seems to want to hit him.
Nani? !
Looking at the slap getting closer and closer to him, Umekawa Kuzuki's head was filled with questions.
"Pah, pah, pah..."
Indeed, Ye Tian just wanted to slap him.
The situation is under control and the overall situation has been decided. Why not tease this big devil?
So, if they disagreed, Ye Tian would slap him in the face, and he would still shoot left and right.
With this slap, Ye Tian would definitely have exerted all his strength if he wasn't worried about killing Umekawa Kuzhi instantly.
Although he didn't use much force, Ye Tian was still happy to see that Umekawa Kuzhi was beaten so dizzy.
With some bloodshot eyes, two teeth came out.
In addition, a stream of blood kept pouring out from the right corner of his mouth.
He didn’t understand why he was beaten, but after thinking about it, Umekawa Kuyuki immediately understood.
Xixi!
This clearly means being reused!
As we all know, in the Japanese army, the concept of superiors and subordinates is very strict.
A superior officer can kill a subordinate at the slightest disagreement, especially on the battlefield.
But being slapped is different from any other spanking.
It represents being beaten and appreciated by superiors.
It's just that because he didn't perform well, his superiors were a little sad and angry about his misfortune.
In other words, doing this means that your superiors will give you a chance for promotion.
"Hi!"
Realizing this, Umekawa Kuzuki was very excited even though his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
In order to maintain the appearance of a soldier in front of "Amaterasu", every time he was beaten, although he was dizzy after being beaten, Umekawa Kuyuki would always stand back up as soon as possible.
After about twenty slaps were delivered, Ye Tian chose to stop when he noticed that Umekawa Kuzhi's eyes were a little weird and he was obviously a little dizzy.
"Umekawa Kuzuki, I have a question, when do you plan to go to heaven?"
Hearing this, Umekawa Kuzhi was extremely excited.
coming!
The moment to go to heaven has finally arrived! !
Pulling himself together, he stood in a standard military posture and shouted loudly: "Master, I plan to follow you there now!"
What made Umekawa Kuyuki depressed was that when faced with his request, "Amaterasu" sneered and shook his head.
Looking at Meichuan Kuzhi with disdain, Ye Tiandao said: "Meichuan Kuzhi, the opportunity for you and me to go to heaven has not yet come..."
Nani?
The cooked duck flew away?
Did you agree to take me to heaven?
The opportunity has not come yet! ?
The question is, when will the opportunity come?
Doubting that there is no chance to go to heaven, but not daring to complain to "Amaterasu", at this moment, Umekawa Kunoto is about to cry.
"Nani?"
However, he gritted his teeth and muttered like this.
Shaking his head again, Ye Tianshen said mysteriously: "Let's see something nice first, and then you can follow me."
Hearing this, Umekawa Kuzuki became energetic again, and his gray eyes immediately became much brighter.
However, at this moment, Ye Tian poured a basin of cold water into his pocket again.
Shaking his head firmly, Ye Tiandao said: "No, no, no, you have no chance to go..."
After hearing this, regardless of offending "Amaterasu", Umekawa Kuzuki asked urgently: "Nani?"
Looking at Meichuan Kuzhi like a fool, Ye Tiandao said: "Meichuan Kuzhi, you can't possibly not know my temper, right?"
Finding that Meichuan Kuzhi's head was full of question marks, and trying to control the ecstasy in his heart, Ye Tiandao said: "I have a temper, and almost all the people know it.
If nothing else, you should also understand it very well.
That is, I will not accept people without brains! "
Ye Tian said this resolutely.
Judging from the posture, there is no room for relaxation.
This situation makes Meichuan Ku extremely anxious.
While Ye Tian was dumbfounded, he touched his head with both hands and pinched it here and there.
As if talking to himself, and as if proving to Ye Tian, Meichuan Kuzhi said: "Nani? My head is still there..."
Looking at him with disdain, Ye Tian smiled and said: "Haha, Umekawa Kuzhi, prove to me that you do have a brain, and you have to show it to Amaterasu!"
Hearing this, Umekawa Kuzuki was even more confused.
"Nani? You... aren't you Amaterasu?"
Ye Tian shook his head again, smiled strangely, and planned to close the net.
"Haha, Umekawa Kuzuki, as we all know, the emperor is a fool, and so is Amaterasu!
Am I talking nonsense? ? "
Hearing this, Umekawa Kuzuki was shocked, and the expression on his face was extremely wonderful.
The scene of Ye Tian mysteriously taking out the body and taking it back in front of him is still there.
Therefore, Umekawa Kuyuki thought "Amaterasu" was joking with him.
To be precise, "Amaterasu" is making fun of himself.
Looking at Ye Tian with his eyes wide open, scratching his scalp, Meichuan Kuzhi said timidly: "Ahem... God, idiot is an insult...
You keep saying this, ahem... It's not nice..."
With a scornful smile, Ye Tian made a counterattack.
"Oh?
Grandpa said that Amaterasu and the Emperor are idiots, but he didn't say myself. Is there anything wrong with this?
As for what sounds good or bad, insults, etc., why do you say this?"
Hearing this, Meichuan Kuzhi looked at Ye Tian again and suddenly found something.
The expression of this "Amaterasu" was very serious, and his eyes were very clear, not like a joke!
Suddenly, as if realizing something, Meichuan Kuzhi widened his eyes and opened his big mouth that was bleeding non-stop.
Obviously, he began to doubt Ye Tian's identity.
And Ye Tian's half-smiley expression made him confirm his guess.
Feeling that it was almost time, in Meichuan Kuzhi's astonishment, Ye Tian suddenly raised his left foot.
After pressing the back of his left foot hard on Meichuan Kuzhi's face and knocking him to the ground, Ye Tian revealed a ferocious face.
With the corner of his mouth raised, without waiting for Meichuan Kuzhi to get up or speak, Ye Tian stepped on his chest with his right foot again, and deliberately used force.
The chest was severely squeezed, and Meichuan Kuzhi felt uncomfortable, and his face turned red and his neck became thick in an instant.
The dagger was exposed, so Ye Tian stopped pretending.
For a while, waves of murderous aura kept emanating from Ye Tian.
In the midst of the murderous aura, Ye Tian spoke loudly.