31. First Class Agent - D.Va

"Miss Song Hana, I'm Phil Coulson, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. I came to you today because I have something to discuss with you."

In the Paris base of the European branch of S.H.I.E.L.D., Agent Coulson walked into the office with several documents under his arms and two cups of coffee in both hands. Standing up, the young girl was a little nervous.

This is normal, and anyone who receives an invitation from S.H.I.E.L.D. will be nervous.

But Coulson's gentle attitude and friendly face effectively dispelled the tension.

"Come on, take it easy, let's sit down and talk."

Coulson put the brewed coffee on both sides of the table, he smiled at Song Hana, and then sat on the chair opposite her.

Phil crossed his hands on the table. He wore a pair of old-fashioned black-rimmed glasses. He looked like a very gentle uncle. He said to Song Hana who was sitting obediently on the chair:

"We met once before at the Eichenwalde Industrial Park, right?"

"Uh-huh."

Miss Hana nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, she waved her hand and said:

"I saw you wearing a cool combat uniform and operating a weird instrument, like an electromagnetic gun or something. In short, that missile was so powerful that it blew up the body of that super robot in one fell swoop. "

This quirky little girl gave Coulson a thumbs up, and she said:

"You were so handsome that night, Uncle Coulson."

"Uh, you can actually call me brother. I'm actually not as old as you think."

Coulson picked up the coffee cup in embarrassment, took a sip of the coffee, and said to the girl in front of him:

"In short, since we are comrades-in-arms who have fought side by side, I will not talk about those official rhetoric. Now the incident in the Eichenwalde industrial area has basically subsided, and the investigation of your identity has also ended. We are now confirming that you It is true that he is not a member of the Ten Rings Gang, but was accidentally involved in this terrible thing."

Coulson picked up the document at hand, he flipped through a few pages, and then said to the girl looking at him:

"So, you can go home now, but you must sign this non-disclosure agreement. You should understand, child, what happened that night cannot be disclosed, it will cause panic among the people."

He handed the document to Song Hana who jumped up and cheered. The girl who was full of youthful vigor took the document, flipped through a few pages, and then pointed to a supplementary clause in the document with a strange expression. Coulson, who was drinking coffee in front of him, said:

"Uncle, can you explain what this 'amnesiac' measure means?"

"Oh, that."

Coulson reached out and made an explosive gesture on his bald forehead. He explained:

"It literally means that in order to ensure that your life will not be affected by these supernatural events, we will slightly modify your memory. Including what you have experienced in the Ten Rings Gang in the past few months, the battle in Eichenwal, Even this conversation between you and me will be erased. You will forget about these things and start a new life happily."

Coulson looked at the undisguised worry on Song Hana's face, and said gently:

"You don't have to feel scared. The technology of amnesiac is already perfect, and it won't have any bad effects on you."

"You mean I will forget about Brigitte, Uncle Steve, and that handsome Iron Man, and I will forget all these wonderful stories?"

Song Hana looked at the document in her hand, and she blinked at Coulson. She suddenly felt that the freedom she had been longing for didn't seem so attractive anymore.

"Yeah, you'll forget, but trust me, it's a good thing."

Coulson said:

"For a young child like you, a beautiful life has just begun. You should enjoy life, fall in love, or continue your successful e-sports career, instead of remembering these dangers that ordinary people will never encounter in their lives. Things, you don’t need to be shrouded in the shadow of those wars, those vicious enemies, those thugs, and those things you do while being controlled..."

"They all have a big impact on your life, and these are things you shouldn't have to bear at your age."

"But...but..."

Song Hana could feel the sincerity and persuasion in Coulson's tone. The uncle in front of him should be a kind and good uncle. Although he has a hairline that doesn't match his age, he should be really thinking about himself.

but...

"Can you not forget these?"

Miss Hana glanced at Coulson secretly, and said with some confusion:

"I don't think it's a burden to me, Uncle Coulson, I think these things are great, although being controlled and being incarcerated is terrible, but as you said, what I went through, as a It’s impossible for me to meet ordinary people in my life, it’s like suddenly jumping into another world from a boring reality.”

"I've seen that wonderful, uncle..."

Song Hana widened her eyes, put on a pitiful look, and begged Coulson:

"Don't wash my memory, okay, I hope those memories, fighting those villains with Uncle Steve, stopping bad things with you, driving a super-large biped robot, these things, are awesome! I don't want to forget they."

"is it okay..."

"Well."

Coulson is not the kind of person who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman. He is a well-trained agent. He commands one of the most important parts of S.H.I.E.L.D. There are more than 5,000 agents in North America under his management. He is well-informed and has talked and laughed with many people, so Song Hana's cuteness offensive has no effect on Coulson.

Coulson pushed his glasses, and a look of clarity appeared in his eyes.

Sure enough, Chief Merlin is really accurate in seeing people...

Everything is as he expected.

"Well, if you don't want to go back to the life of ordinary people, then you have to be mentally prepared."

Coulson picked up another document from his hand, with a black and white eagle logo printed on the blue cover, and he handed the document to Song Hana, saying:

"According to our assessment of you, Ms. Song Hana, your physical fitness is only at the level of an ordinary person, but your reaction and stance against mechanical weapons have already surpassed the category of an 'ordinary person', so there is still room here. There's another option for you."

"Because of the omnibus incident this time, the official decided to expand the 'Watch' team, and we will establish an additional 'Mechanical Affairs' team. At present, we lack pilots who have piloted real combat mechs, and you. ..you fit the bill."

"We have seen your ability with our own eyes, manually controlling the rapid-fire gun, hitting Dr. Ziegler in the high-speed cruise state, and manipulating the Titan omnic to drive us all around. You are indeed very talented, Miss Hana. "

Coulson looked at his watch, and then drank the coffee in the cup. He said to Song Hana, whose eyes were dancing with surprise:

"Now, you have 10 minutes to consider whether you want to be a member of S.H.I.E.L.D., I mean, become a professional agent."

"Do you want me to drive a robot?"

The young girl looked at Coulson and said:

"Like the ones the Ten Rings make?"

"No, what we have is much better than that."

Coulson smiled mysteriously, and said implicitly:

"But those secrets will only be revealed to you if you become one of us."

"Then... the daily life of you agents, isn't it as handsome as in the movie?"

Miss Hana raised her fingers together and made a shooting motion. She said enthusiastically:

"Wrestle and fight with bad guys during the day, go to the reception at night to chat and laugh with beauties and handsome guys, occasionally save the world and so on."

"Well, we did save the world."

Coulson felt that he might indeed be old and could no longer keep up with the ideas of these young people. He explained:

"But we generally don't fight bad guys in public, and we don't go to drinking parties...at least most agents don't do that. But to be honest, compared to the artistic exaggeration of movies, our real life is not as good as yours It's so exciting to think about, but...if it turns out to be really exciting, it will be more interesting than the movie."

Coulson said:

"There is still time, let me tell you our story in New York, about those vampires and werewolves, and the entanglement of dark wizards... Don't look at me like that, Hana, you know There are superheroes in the world, don't you believe in these ancient legends?"

"It's not that I don't believe it."

Miss Hana blinked and said:

"I just... can't accept it for a while, Uncle Coulson, just keep talking and let me think about it."

Ten minutes later, Coulson finished talking about the inside story of the first vampire war. He stopped talking, looked at the little girl in front of him, and said:

"Okay, the time is up, tell me your choice."

Facing Coulson's gaze, Song Hana lowered her head, looked at the document in her hand, and whispered:

"I'm actually conflicted, and I want to turn you down, but this job sounds so interesting. Especially since you tell your secret agent story so well...Can I give it a try?"

The girl raised her head and gestured to Coulson. She said:

"It's like an induction training, try it for a few months first."

"no."

Coulson said solemnly:

"Do it or don't do it, there is no such option in S.H.I.E.L.D."

"Then... that's fine."

The 19-year-old girl stood up. She took a deep breath, took out a pen from her pocket, and wrote her name on the document in her hand. She said to Coulson:

"Uncle, then we will be colleagues in the future?"

"You should call me sir now, son."

Coulson took the document, and he said to Song Hana:

"Now go through the entry procedures. In the future, you will go through 6 months of training at the SHIELD Academy, and then you will officially enter your job. But before that, I want to show you something so that you can understand Be mentally prepared for what you're going to do in the future."

Coulson stood up, he held out his hand to the little girl, and he said:

"Hold my hand, by the way, are you not seasick?"

"?"

Song Hana's eyes widened, not knowing why Coulson asked.

The next moment, Dobby the Leprechaun was summoned. This Leprechaun agent in a suit and sunglasses put one hand on Coulson's leg and the other on Song Hana's calf. launch.

"swish"

In the distortion of the light and the scream of the little girl, the two people disappeared in the office. After a few seconds, the two of them appeared in the desert in the hinterland of North America. To be precise, the outskirts of the Pegasus base .

"vomit"

Miss Hana, who tried such a long-distance teleportation for the first time, looked pale, just like everyone who experienced the transfer spell for the first time before, she covered her mouth and rushed to the side, and walked back to Cole with difficulty after a few minutes Sen's side.

"Drink some water, you'll feel better."

Coulson handed the water bottle in his hand to the little girl. The latter took a sip of water, and then looked at the barbed wire fence around and the huge buildings in the Gobi Valley in front of her. She asked curiously:

"This is where?"

"Secret base."

Coulson took out his secret agent ID, waved at the camera overhead, and then led Song Hana all the way into the base, took the elevator and headed underground.

Coulson leaned against the handrail of the elevator, and he said to Song Hana:

"Actually, you are an unplanned factor, little girl, and there was no place for you in the mechanical combat team. But one of our senior agents was transferred from his post not long ago, so there is a lack of an advanced mechanical combat unit Qualified driver."

"So what the hell do you want me to drive?"

After Miss Hana survived the dizziness, she began to feel full of energy again. She asked enthusiastically:

"Is it really the kind of Gundam robot in the anime?"

"Uh, well, it's hard for me to describe it to you."

Coulson nodded, he said:

"But don't worry, it's almost here."

Two minutes later, the elevator stopped on the 12th floor of the basement. Coulson took Song Hana out of the elevator. In front of their eyes was a super-large empty apron. In the dim light, a red and white painted f- 16 fighter jets are quietly parked on the tarmac deep underground.

"It's an airplane."

Song Hana said with some disappointment:

"I wouldn't drive this."

"shh"

Coulson put his finger near his mouth, made a silent motion, then took out a special thing like a car key from his pocket, and pressed it towards the f-16 plane in front of him.

The next moment, under Song Hana's dumbfounded gaze, the shell of the red and white painted plane moved, as if countless parts were rotating at the same time.

With an indescribable and dazzling attitude, the plane completed its full flight in less than a second, and then a 6-meter-high one, whose whole body is composed of metal mechanical modules, is very handsome and has a very high appearance. , The same extremely mighty giant robot appeared in front of Song Hana.

It has a streamlined body, a pop-up cockpit on the chest, and coquettish swept-back wings on both sides of the arms. .

This thing is much cooler than those robots in anime!

"The highest combat order of S.H.I.E.L.D., code-named 'Star Howl'."

Coulson looked at the sluggish little girl beside him, he smiled lightly and stroked his eyes, he said;

"Of course we've always called it 'Starscream.'"

"In short, first-class agent Song Hana, you will now be one of the candidate pilots for Starscream. Although I am very optimistic about you, you have to go through a series of studies and tests first to prove your ability to pilot it , it is impossible for us to casually hand over such a big killer to a 19-year-old girl right now, and, because of your particularity, you need a code name."

"Let's call it d.va, my name when I was an e-sports player."

The young girl stared at the handsome big robot standing in front of her eyes under the light, a gleam flashed in her eyes, and she said softly:

"I won't let you down, Uncle Coulson. I'm definitely going to be Starscream's pilot... God, I'm already in love with it."

"First goal of a secret agent career...this is awesome!"