If I Can Foresee the Future, I Just Want To Kill Monsters

Chapter 327 Li Jianjian

[cough cough, forget it]

After only pretending for a second, the voice returned to its original state.

[Lin Zi is looking for a classmate today, I will take over the class]

"Yah! Why did you say my name!"

Lin Zixun covered her hands lightly, her face turned slightly red.

Many students in the class don't even know that she is working in a broadcasting agency.

It sounds embarrassing.

[OK, I won’t listen to music today]

[Songs that everyone ordered, let Lin Zixun play them for you next time]

[We skip directly to the part that everyone is most looking forward to]

【Letter consultation】

If he follows the routine, then he doesn't deserve to be called Li Pu.

"Forehead……"

Lin Zixun, who was called again, had black lines on his face.

But it's okay to think about it, it's already pretty good that Mr. Li can help me take over the class.

Come however you want.

Anyway, now that there is a teacher in charge, the broadcasting club can continue to run no matter what.

Brother, you can make it up as you like.

She took out her earphones, put them on, and tuned her phone to her program channel.

Otherwise, if you walk out of the academy later, you won't be able to hear it.

Not to mention, listening to my own program feels quite special.

【First letter】

[From "Don't Change Pants Without Losing Ten Catties"]

[This is what the letter says]

【Sister Lin, hello】

[I want to lose eight-pack abs recently]

【So I'm losing weight】

[But I always want to eat fried chicken and beer, and want to eat barbecue skewers]

【What should I do】

The usual consultations are all troubles in life and emotions.

Lin Zixun had long been used to this kind of problem.

At this time, you should persuade the other party to eat more healthy and low-fat food.

At the same time, I would like to remind you intimately that it is not advisable to slim down your abdominal muscles, and you must exercise well.

【This question is very simple】

Almost without the slightest hesitation, Li Pu's voice sounded again.

"Sure enough, you are worthy of being a teacher."

Lin Zixun nodded approvingly listening to the indifferent tone without any nervousness or stage fright.

【Eat fried chicken and beer in the morning】

[Barbecue skewers at noon]

【Isn't that all right?】

【What is the problem】

Even at the end, Li Pu complained.

Plop!

Inadvertently, Lin Zixun kicked his right heel with his left foot, nearly falling to his death.

What kind of answer is riding a horse!

[Also, in terms of personal hygiene]

【I think it is necessary to remind you】

[It is best to change your pants frequently and keep ventilated]

【Otherwise I will beat you every time I see you in the future】

【Don't think I don't recognize you】

[There is a smell on the letter paper]

【Drawing Marlboro, right】

Lin Zixun: "..."

Lin Zixun: "..."

Lin Zixun: "..."

Just being speechless once is not enough, she needs to be speechless three times before she can recover.

Brother! You are consulting!

Why did you threaten them?

At the same moment, a fat boy in a certain corner of the academy changed his face.

Don't tell me it's an anonymous consultation, with human flesh?

The point is that the other party didn't seem to be lying anymore, and he even recognized the brand of cigarettes he was smoking when he wrote the letter!

no!

I have to rush back to the dormitory to change my pants!

[OK, next question]

[From "Cheap but not Good"]

[Sister Lin, can you recommend a headset]

[The requirement is less than 200 yuan, which is cost-effective]

Good things to recommend, this is also a frequent consultation.

Lin Zixun usually likes to buy, buy, buy, so I don't think it is difficult to answer this question.

【This question is very simple】

【Tell you the secret of not passing on a trick】

[All listeners and friends, you can also follow suit]

[First, take out your mobile phones]

【Open WeChat】

That unhurried tone seemed to have magic power, and Lin Zixun unknowingly opened WeChat while walking.

[Find the group chat with the most people]

[Enter spell:]

[There are no good earphones on the cliff below 200 yuan, let’s argue if you are not convinced]

"Fuck!"

Lin Zixun was stunned for a second when he saw three or four messages pop up from the student union group he had opened.

"There are no good keyboards below 200 yuan, so let's argue."

"There are no good speakers on the cliff below 200 yuan, so let's argue."

"There are no good mobile phones below 200 yuan, so let's argue."

"You won on the third floor, I can't argue."

There are also several large groups, all playing news.

"..."

She stood there, a little dazed.

It turns out that my program has so many listeners.

[After entering the spell, you can choose slowly]

[OK, next question]

[From "The Little Public Judgment That Loves Cleanliness"]

【Sister Lin, hello】

[I recently quarreled with my boyfriend again]

【After he brushes his teeth, the water droplets on the cup can't be wiped clean】

[Every time you close the door, you will leave a fingerprint on the doorknob]

[The sofa or bed that has been made is not flat no matter how it is sunken]

[I always miss a hair or two when sweeping the floor]

【This guy is clumsy, what should I do? 】

"Good guy, it's not just about being clean."

Hearing this inquiry, Lin Zixun was slightly startled.

"This is completely serious cleanliness."

"Should I see a psychiatrist?"

She felt that the boyfriend of the other party was really pitiful.

【This question is very simple】

【Tell your boyfriend that you can't fall in love with a dishonest person】

[Let him return the borrowed limbs]

[Otherwise break up with him]

Li Pu then answered many questions one after another.

Lin Zixun felt that the phrase "This question is very simple" was being played back and forth in his ears.

During the period, the mobile phone vibrated frequently, and it was all messages from acquaintances in the academy.

They were asking Lin Zixun who was in charge today.

However, she always had an ominous premonition in her heart, so she was not in the mood to answer them one by one for the time being.

Li Pu, who didn't know that he had caused a reaction, was still enthusiastically solving problems for everyone.

Before I knew it, the last letter had arrived.

[OK, next question]

【From "Free Feet"】

【Huh? 】

【This listener must give a compliment】

[The confidentiality work is done very well]

[I didn’t leave any personal clues on the letter]

[Let's listen to his consultation below]

【Sister Lin, hello】

【I am a glorious fighter】

[But recently I have fallen into a very tangled situation]

[Because when I was in a foreign land, I once encountered a certain opportunity]

[In order to quickly upgrade, brush countless slimes]

[Now I have developed inertia]

[Whenever I meet a slime, I want to kill it quickly]

【So now I want to kill my teacher】

【What should I do? 】

【…】

[Li Luo? 】

【噗味咩味...Bobobobo】

At this moment, the audio of the program suddenly sounded noise.

【Huh? fire? 】

[This is so unbearable? 】

Li Pu's questioning voice came out.

[Boom! 】

Immediately afterwards, there was an explosion. [I...wrong...key...]

Li Pu's voice became intermittent and very unstable.

【Lin... looking for a classmate】

【Yes... listen to... words, make... call... come】

【Tell... where is my fire extinguisher...】

This situation stunned Lin Zixun on the spot.

What do you mean?

The broadcasting agency seems to be out of control?

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