Chapter 1956 Rare Panda

"The reason for joining politics? Well, my children are almost one year old. Maybe it's time to return to the family."

On TV, a panda man wearing a Tang suit was talking.

After trying suits, kung fu suits and even cheongsams, the pot-bellied panda finally chose a loose-fitting Tang suit.

And this kind of oriental clothing and the configuration of the panda national treasure make it completely less ferocious and strange than the orcs, but more friendly.

At the same time, he chatted about interesting things from the past.

For example, he worked part-time at Guda, and worked hard overtime in the special team. Of course, what touched him the most was the ten years he spent in Mercury 42.

"Explors who go to foreign lands have seen hell on earth. The extraordinary is a fact. This is the main axis of the times, and extraordinary disasters are inevitable. We have seen extraordinary disasters in foreign lands, witnessed the fall of the entire world and even It’s the end of the world, so I don’t want to see my hometown become a purgatory, so we’re trying to do something.”

Watching the panda people talking on the TV, the sincere words revealed the roots of his political career. While accompanying his family, he also wanted to solve more extraordinary disasters.

His identity as a special agent and an explorer shows that he is an expert. There is no need to emphasize the reality of his nearly eighth level. Everyone who understands understands the weight of this. Telling ordinary people who don't understand this will only make them look confused and emphasize its intensity. Instead, it widens the distance between mortals and strong men.

These words were designed long ago, the result of expert planning, and what Xue En said from the bottom of his heart.

His acting skills are good, but they are incomparable to those of professional politicians and actors. Especially now that there are various extraordinary beings who can read micro-expressions and read minds, it will be very bad if he tells lies.

The advice given by the staff department is to tell the truth directly and play with real people. This is extremely rare for politicians.

Pandaman can play like this because he is a really good person, and Lu Pingan has the power to make good people do good things.

"Meow? Why is it so troublesome?"

Maomao was a little puzzled. She had no interest in or knowledge about this matter at all, but when she watched the news in the past, she didn't see any mayors or congressmen jumping out.

Why do people like you still spend money on TV interviews and advertisements when it's their turn?

"The East Kingdom is indeed different from the Western countries. Politicians do not need much personal reputation. They only need the trust of your superiors and subordinates. But we are 'outsiders'. If we want to promote reforms next, we need personal identity and prestige. People need to believe in us, this is the sign we must put up.”

Lu Ping'an originally thought that Maomao would get bored again after listening to half of it and run away to play with herself, but this time, she was rarely very serious.

It seemed that she was rarely concerned or even uneasy about the companions who walked along the way.

"What will happen if you fail, meow?"

"Well, actually it's nothing, just let him come back to work." Lu Ping'an thought for a moment. The industries on his current planets are almost the same as "one country", so he just needs to adjust the scope of work.

In the worst case, if his reputation is completely ruined and he even has a criminal case and is wanted, he can just change his place and become a lord. It doesn't seem to be a big deal.

".Let's switch to another cat then. Who would hate a cat? It's a cute and meritorious cat who came out of the special service team."

When he heard that no one could hate Maomao, Maomao kept nodding his head and wagging his tail, but the more he listened, the more he realized something was wrong.

"Meow! What a joke! Bad guy!"

Then, Lu Pingping threatened to tie Maomao up a tree, but Maomao retaliated and scratched his face on the spot.

Recently, when everyone else is busy, only Lu Ping An and Maomao are free. Lu Ping An is the "decision maker" and "strategic reserve force", while Maomao is the most idle every time he returns to his homeland. point in time.

After all, it is better for the gray cat who controls the killing power and gray life of the group to take it easy when he is on Earth.

The veterans of the team will feel relieved when they see Maomao leisurely. This shows that they are really not busy.

In a sense, Lu Ping'an taking the cat to play everywhere is also a signal, a reality that our team can have a good vacation.

Of course, it’s also because playing with cats is probably Lu Ping’s most relaxing time.

"Can you successfully meow?" He glanced at the panda on the TV again, and the cat was still a little uneasy.

Not just for pandas, but also for other things. As Lu Ping'an said, she was also from the local special service team.

She was indeed heartless, but not that heartless.

Lu Pingan touched the erect cat ears and smiled.

"Yes, we are quite rich, and we can fight well. If it doesn't work, I will use military control. I will govern for three years and see the results. Oh, when they call me a dictator, I will put a cat on them. mayor."

Although it was a joke, Maomao could really hear the seriousness in it, even the last sentence! He could really make a cat the mayor.

From the very beginning of his joking, he was prepared to impose his plans and even be regarded as a dictator.

It's best if you can push smoothly. If you can't push well, I'll force myself to play. As long as the higher-ups trust me, it won't matter if I don't really trust them. After all, the Zhengshen Church has been rotten for so many years, and it's no worse than my own.

Lu Ping'an has knowledge of two world lines. He knows how to forcibly reduce the crime rate and what will happen if he implements a series of extraordinary and civilian controls such as Skynet, extraordinary person registration, and high-end weapons access. He is willing to sacrifice part of the public area. privacy to gain security.

No mistakes in one post, one content, one book, one forum, one 6, one 9!

If I can convince them, that's the best. If I can't convince them, I'll do it. You can see the result.

This is Lu Ping'an's awareness, or his "love" for his hometown.

"Meow, what can I do?"

Mao Mao, extremely rare, seriously asked to do something.

"Don't worry, when it's really necessary to play with them, I'll give you a list."

"Meow!"

Mao Mao rubbed his cheeks, revealing a cat face, rubbed against Lu Moumou, and then continued to point at the panda on TV and laughed.

Lu Ping'an also laughed, watching the panda's face full of impatience when asked by the host, it was really quite interesting.

"Is bamboo your staple food? What if there is no bamboo outside the region? You actually made a bamboo field on the boat? You like bamboo so much, aren't pandas omnivores?"

"Pfft, the expensive suit is broken?"

"Both of your daughters are red pandas? Can we see the photos? So cute!!"

This script seems to be a little wrong. The female host seems to be completely off topic and just staring at the pandas.

"Is this arranged?" Lu Ping'an made a phone call.

"The unarranged inquiries are over. This is free play. It's probably what the audience wants to see."

Lu Ping'an was silent for a while. It seems that he still underestimated the Chinese people's enthusiasm for pandas.

"How about letting him debut as an Internet celebrity? Sell a batch of peripherals to test the waters first?"

"Be a human being, Lu Ping'an."