Text Chapter 809 Jack and Pump

I had to ask for a vote! Just stamp it. There are really too few tickets now. Can you give Xiaomi a little burst of enthusiasm?

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As a man, no one wants to be a spare tire. But the key point is that most men are visual animals, and their vision is quite picky. However, the number of goddesses is far greater than that of dinosaurs, so it is inevitable that many men will become poor spare tires. The only difference is that some men don't know they are spares, while some men are willing to be spares.

Being a spare tire is not the most tragic thing, because after all, the spare tire still has a purpose. When the goddess encounters a change of heart and needs comfort, the role of the spare tire becomes apparent. However, the spare tire is still fragile, because the value of the spare tire to the goddess is to listen to her endless emotional stories that are smellier and longer than Aunt Wang's foot bindings. Unfortunately, this emotional story has nothing to do with the spare tire, there is someone else as the male lead.

What's even worse is that when the goddess was drunk and cursed, "So-and-so is a bastard, I gave him everything, but he still dares to..." When such words were said, the qualified spare tire was immediately demanded. Then he said, "If so-and-so doesn't know how to cherish, he is blind."

There is no way, this is the meaning of being spared. As a spare tire, if you don't listen to these stories and vents about love changes, it will have no value at all.

One can imagine the pain of having a spare tire.

However, Qin Lang actually said that there was a character worse than the spare tire, which made Tao Ruoxiang very curious, so she quickly asked about the result.

"The thing worse than the spare tire is of course the jack." Qin Lang explained with a smile, "Think about it, when you want to change the spare tire when driving, do you need to use a jack? The goddess's spare tire doesn't work. Only a jack is qualified to hold a spare tire, isn't it?"

After hearing Qin Lang's words, Tao Ruoxiang wanted to laugh, but she felt a little out of place. She should be very depressed now.

When Qin Lang saw that Tao Ruoxiang was not smiling, he thought that Mr. Tao was really funny, but I don't believe that I can't make you laugh. So, Qin Lang continued: "Actually, being a man, spare tire and jack are not the worst. There are worse titles than these two."

"What is that?" Tao Ruoxiang asked.

"Inflator."

Qin Lang explained seriously, "The jack still has a chance to push it up. This pump, do you know when it will come in handy? It will only be used when 'aborting'."

Tao Ruoxiang was stunned at first, and then suddenly understood the meaning of Qin Lang's words, and couldn't help laughing anymore. However, when she burst out, Qin Lang's classmate immediately suffered a disaster, and Tao Ruoxiang sprayed beer in his face.

No one would feel comfortable if someone sprayed spit on their face, but if it came out of a beautiful woman's mouth, no matter if it was spit or beer, they wouldn't feel disgusted. Therefore, classmate Qin Lang was not angry at all. Instead, he looked at Tao Ruoxiang with a smile, waiting for her slender fingers to wipe his face with a tissue.

Unfortunately, Tao Ruoxiang seemed to see through Qin Lang's thoughts. When her hand was about to touch Qin Lang's face, she quickly retracted it, and then said: "Take the tissue and wipe it yourself!"

Qin Lang knew that he shouldn't show his joyful expression prematurely, so he could only reach out to take the tissue handed over by Tao Ruoxiang, but he took advantage of the situation and touched Tao Ruoxiang's palm, and took up a little bit. Feeling of static electricity.

Tao Ruoxiang glared at Qin Lang, but seeing the guy's playful face, she had no choice. In the past, when she still had the identity of "Teacher Tao", Tao Ruoxiang could barely "suppress" Qin Lang, but now she finds that her deterrent effect on Qin Lang seems to be getting weaker and weaker.

Fortunately, Qin Lang also knew not to overtly challenge Tao Ruoxiang's face, so he suddenly became serious: "I heard the joke, Aunt Tao, your mood has improved. Now can you tell me why you are depressed? By the way, it's definitely not because of a change in love. Well, if so, I'll get out of the way immediately, I don't want to be a backup."

"Don't worry, you're not a spare tire." Tao Ruoxiang said seriously, adding by the way, "You're not even a pump!"

"Heh...then I'll be relieved."

As Qin Lang expected, Tao Ruoxiang just drank to be drunk, but not to become drunk, so she did not encounter a love change, but just encountered unsatisfactory work.

Originally, Tao Ruoxiang was admitted to the police system as a civil servant. With the help of Qin Lang, this matter was confirmed. However, just when Tao Ruoxiang was about to show off his skills, something unexpected happened:

Because she was a newbie and a girl, and she was inexperienced and needed more training, she was temporarily seconded to work in other departments, which made her completely unable to participate in handling cases.

"My Aunt Tao, are you angry because of this?" Qin Lang said, "Although this matter does discourage enthusiasm, this should be a normal procedure."

"That's normal! Don't you just think that I am a womanizer? The most important thing is that I don't know how to have relationships, so you deliberately exclude me." Tao Ruoxiang looked filled with indignation, as if he had been greatly wronged.

"Then I would like to ask, Aunt Tao, which department are you being seconded to now?"

This question seemed to make Tao Ruoxiang find it difficult to talk about it, so she took another sip of wine and said angrily: "City Health Association! Do you know what you want me to do? Just ask me to distribute leaflets and rat poison to all units and communities. There are actually indicators for getting rid of rats and cockroaches! Not only do we need to distribute how much rat poison is distributed, but we also need to record how many kilograms of rats and cockroaches we kill. There are actually damn indicators for this!"

"Well……"

Classmate Qin Lang finally understood Teacher Tao Ruoxiang’s grievances. She is obviously a top student in criminal investigation, so she can just be seconded to another unit for training. However, it is still such a "mysterious department", how can she not give her a headache.

"Aunt Tao, I think you should look away." In order to comfort Tao Ruoxiang, Qin Lang racked his brains to find some laughs, "I think you should think so, why did you join the police system? Isn't it just to eliminate harm for the people? You Now that you join the Patriotic Guards Association, you are also eliminating harm for the people. Moreover, you are also 'eliminating the four pests', how majestic it is!"

Eliminating the four pests, of course, means getting rid of rats, cockroaches, mosquitoes, and flies. This is one of the key tasks of the Patriotic Guardian Association. If Qin Lang hadn't heard Zheng Yingwen mention it tonight, he wouldn't have known there was such a mysterious department.

"Weifeng, you're so big, Weifeng!" Tao Ruoxiang scolded, "What a heartless guy. I asked you to comfort me a few words, but you actually know how to make fun of me!"

"Who said I didn't comfort you? Don't you think you're in a much better mood now?" Qin Lang still smiled shamelessly.

"Yes, I'm in a better mood now, because you are my 'pumper', dedicated to cheering me up."

"This is not funny, it's bad luck!" Qin Lang snorted. He didn't want to be someone's "pumper" one day.

In Qin Lang's view, the pump is as sad as being a father.

"It's strange to say that there seem to be a lot of rats recently." Qin Lang suddenly said with deep feeling, because Qin Lang suddenly realized that the things he talked about with people tonight seemed to be related to rats.