Main Text Chapter 144 Calculating Monkey (Third Watch)

Mating, mating and reproduction are the instincts of a species. Even human beings, who are superior in all things, cannot control this instinct, let alone a monkey who is hungry and thirsty.

After being reminded by Lu Qingshan, Qin Lang roughly figured out the details of this monkey: it was a male monkey, who was hungry and thirsty due to staying with his master for many years, so this monkey must need to vent.

And Qin Lang's crowd tactics also worked quickly. Although it was not obvious to play the monkey calls on the street on the mobile phone, it was difficult to attract the attention of pedestrians, but it was able to attract the monkey's attention. This is not because the hearing of monkeys is much better than that of humans, but because of different concerns. For example, a person who admires nature can even hear the sound of insects in a noisy city. This is because he does not focus on those noises. but the sound of nature.

Not long after Qin Lang went downstairs, about twenty minutes later, Han Sanqiang called and said that his people had found a black monkey among the sycamore trees on a street in the north of the city.

"Hooked!"

Qin Lang laughed and said to Tao Ruoxiang, "Teacher Tao, go to the Xianfeng Road in the north of the city, the monkey has already appeared."

"Really?" Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan couldn't believe that Qin Lang's dirty trick was successful.

"You'll know when you go." Qin Lang said, "Hurry up, or you'll be in trouble if the monkey runs away."

Upon hearing this, Tao Ruoxiang hurriedly started the car and rushed up the street.

Tao Ruoxiang's driving skills are quite good, and she arrived at Xianfeng Road in less than ten minutes.

Afterwards, a van approached, and a person came out of it and came to Qin Lang's car, and described the situation to him, saying that a monkey was hiding among the lush branches of plane trees on both sides of Pioneer Road. This monkey was very cunning, and The movement was very small, and the pedestrians on the street hadn't noticed its existence. If it wasn't for Qin Lang's special instructions to let these people pay attention to the monkey's hiding place, it would be difficult for them to find a monkey among the branches.

"Okay, leave it to me, you wait around for orders first." Qin Lang instructed this person.

At this time, other people have turned off the audio of the mobile phone, but Qin Lang turned on the audio file, because they are all the same audio file, so Qin Lang believes that the monkey must not know that it has changed to a "monkey".

Sure enough, after hearing the call, Qin Lang saw the top branches and leaves of the plane tree in front of him move without wind, so it could be seen that there must be something moving inside.

"Sister Han, it's your turn to perform." Qin Lang said to Han Xuan.

"What are you performing?" Han Xuan asked suspiciously.

"Didn't you buy a fluffy monkey toy just now? Just use this monkey toy to seduce that flirty monkey! You should be better at this." Qin Lang's words implied deep meaning, and Tao Ruoxiang gave Qin Lang a hard look, but this guy turned a blind eye.

Han Xuan also felt that Qin Lang's words were weird, but she didn't have the time to think too much. She took out the monkey doll, opened the window, and stretched out one of the monkey's feet. shaking.

"Hey - what are you doing?" Qin Lang asked Han Xuan.

"Didn't you want me to seduce that coquettish monkey?" Han Xuan asked back.

"Seduce it with one leg?" Qin Lang really couldn't laugh or cry.

"What do you know?" Han Xuan explained, "You want beautiful thighs. Women's legs are already very lethal weapons, but many people are not good at using them. I think monkeys are similar to people, and it should be the same Bar."

"I hope you're right." Although Qin Lang's biological knowledge is solid, he really doesn't know how female monkeys show off their "sensuality". I just hope Han Xuan is right, this flirty monkey also has a foot fetish.

Moreover, in Qin Lang's opinion, it is right to show one leg out, lest the monkey see that the female monkey is fake. Although the light here is not very bright, but in case the monkey's eyesight is very strong, it has golden eyes It's troublesome.

Soon, the branches and leaves on the top of the tree shook more violently. It seemed that the monkey had been lured/lured, and couldn't hold back anymore.

"Hurry up, Sister Han, lure this coquettish monkey down!" Qin Lang urged.

It sounded like she was asking Han Xuan to seduce the monkey. Now Han Xuan heard it and gritted her teeth angrily, but she was embarrassed to argue with Qin Lang, so she just pretended she didn't hear it, and then put the monkey toy The small half of the face is exposed, as if "still holding the pipa and half covering the face".

It may be because the simulated monkey is indeed very similar, and the simulated female monkey is indeed very "sexy", coupled with the "hot" monkey cry that erupted in Qin Lang's mobile phone, these elements together are enough to The stimulation made the monkey go crazy.

Sure enough, the coquettish monkey finally couldn't hold back anymore, jumped out from the branches and leaves of the plane tree, then jumped from the branch, and rushed towards the car window, as if preparing to drag the female monkey out of the window. Then it turned around, but at the moment when the coquettish monkey grabbed the female monkey's thigh, it heard a cracking sound, and then there was the scream of a woman in the car window.

The scream came from Han Xuan. She didn't expect that this coquettish monkey would directly kill the door and snatch the female monkey toy in her hand, which really frightened her. The claws were so sharp that the legs of the monkey toy were torn apart with one claw.

However, at this moment, Sao Monkey also felt that it might have been deceived, because the female monkey was totally fake! Once the Monkey King, it was completely enraged. It slapped the car window fiercely, grinned, and stretched its claws in to grab Han Xuan, which made Han Xuan turn pale with fright.

"Naughty animal!"

At this moment, Qin Lang let out a low shout, and slashed on the monkey's paw. Qin Lang's palm knife was so powerful, he only heard a click, and the monkey's front paw was probably broken. It let out a strange cry, and then With a leap, he jumped into the branches with injuries, and fled in a hurry, followed by a little red light.

"It ran! It ran!"

Han Xuan said dejectedly, "It's over, I didn't catch this monkey! It's really over now—Qin Lang, why didn't you just catch it directly, what's the use of injuring it..."

"Crack!" Qin Lang snorted coldly, "Can you use your brain, why catch it? Do you want to torture it to extract a confession? Then you know how to communicate with monkeys?"

After being yelled at by Qin Lang, Han Xuan was stunned for a moment, and said aggrievedly, "You are right, but the monkeys have all run away, don't we have no clues?"

"I let it go on purpose." Qin Lang said calmly.

"Why?" Tao Ruoxiang couldn't help asking, because she was really curious why Qin Lang did this.

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