Chapter 2341 How Scary

"it's here!!"

Xia Tian ran for a while and saw that the wretched boy was being chased and beaten by the woman from Hong Jianmen.

This time it's Xia Tian's turn to watch a show.

This wretched man tricked him at first, but later he saw him being beaten by a girl from Hong Jianmen and still watching the show. Now Xia Tian could vent his anger. He stood there and looked at the wretched young man with a playful look on his face. At this time, he was The women from Hong Jianmen chased her everywhere, jumping up and down, looking very embarrassed.

Xia Tian also discovered that the swordsmanship of this Hong Jian Sect woman was really good. Although the wretched man's body skills were also quite good, he was a little behind every time.

This almost cut his clothes in half.

"Hey, it's the two of them." The woman disguised as a man was stunned when she saw the two of them.

"Hey, don't chase after me. The person who just took advantage of you is here. Go and beat him. I really didn't see anything." The wretched man said depressedly, and then he ran directly to Xia Tian. .

The women from Hong Jianmen also rushed forward.

"Get away!!" Xia Tian pushed the woman next to him, and then the two of them escaped.

Seeing that he had nowhere to escape, the wretched man could only turn around and put his hands together with strength! !

Iron Palm! !

Dang! !

The long sword in the woman's hand was directly slapped into the palm of the wretched man's hand.

"Can you stop beating me? I really didn't see anything. I just wanted to take a look, but who knew you were taking a shower?" the wretched man said with a depressed look.

After hearing this, Xia Tian finally understood why he was being chased and beaten.

"Go to hell!!" The woman from Hong Jianmen became even more angry when she heard this.

"Hey, give me some advice!!" The wretched man looked at Xia Tian and shouted.

"Am I the judge? That's very simple. I have the most sense of justice. I hate people who bully the weak." Xia Tian said very seriously.

"Okay then, please make your judgment quickly." The wretched man shouted hurriedly upon hearing Xia Tian's words.

"Okay, you are wrong. You, a grown man, actually watch a woman take a bath. This is bad behavior in itself. Moreover, you are here to bully a woman because you are a man. This is bullying. I will destroy you on behalf of the moon. ." Xia Tian said loudly.

"Holy shit!!" The wretched man originally thought that Xia Tian was going to speak to him.

"You fight slowly, I'm just saying, I don't want to get involved." Xia Tian looked at the fight between the two with a smile on his face! !

"Beauty, let's discuss whether we can stop fighting." The wretched man begged.

The woman from Hong Jianmen obviously didn't like to talk much, and she proved what she wanted to say with facts.

Uh-huh! !

The long sword in her hand flipped over and stabbed the wretched man again.

"I asked you whether you're done or not. It's really not possible. Why don't I take responsibility?" the wretched man said hurriedly.

"Bastard!!" The woman from Hong Jianmen finally spoke this time.

"Do you know who I am?" The wretched man slapped the swords in the Hongjianmen woman's hands together again, and then he said directly: "I am handsome, jade tree facing the wind, invincible in the world, and popular among people. Loved by people, flowers bloom when they see them, Pan An is angry to death, Song Yu is ashamed to death, known as a pear flower crushing a begonia, the best master in the universe, people give him the nickname Jade/Little Flying Dragon, landslides and ground split, water flows backwards and ghosts see sorrow, beauty and The combination of wisdom, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry, my name is He Yuzhuang."

Wow! !

Xia Tian opened his mouth wide and looked at the wretched man in surprise.

"How's it going? Are you shocked by my name?" He Yuzhuang said proudly.

"No, the ghost story you told is too scary." Xia Tian said.

Hearing Xia Tian's words, the woman disguised as a man next to her laughed directly.

"Tch, I said you are just jealous of me. You are jealous of my handsomeness and my heroic appearance." He Yuzhuang said confidently.

suck!

Xia Tian took a breath: "This ghost story is even scarier."

"How about I tell you my evaluation of you." Xia Tian looked at He Yuzhuang and said.

"What? You are my fan, right?" He Yuzhuang raised his head and raised his chest with a look of confidence on his face.

"I'm still your noodle." Xia Tian said helplessly.

"Uh!!" He Yuzhuang was also stunned by Xia Tian's words.

"Looking at you, handsome and graceful, loved by everyone and blooming like a flower, you must be the best among people/scum, the Q beast among Q beasts, and according to my observation, you must have been deficient in calcium since childhood. , growing up, lack of love, grandma does not love, uncle does not love. The left cheek needs to be slapped, the right cheek needs to be kicked. Donkeys see donkeys kick, pigs see pigs trample. Born with the sign of cucumber, they need to be patted! Those born with the sign of walnut, need to be beaten. ! If you are a motorcycle person all your life, you need to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, you need to be screwed! Look, your face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig! I can throw you into wc now, wc can do it If you vomit, I will throw you into a black hole, and the black hole will explode on its own! You tell me, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, if you don’t practice swordsmanship, I will practice swordsmanship! Gold! If you don't practice the sword, practice the silver sword! You shouldn't be given the Sword Immortal. If you don't do the Sword God, you won't be a swordsman unless you cry and cry to be a swordsman! Really, why bother?!" Xia Tian said eloquently.

Hearing Xia Tian's series of words, the three of them were all stunned.

Even He Yuzhuang himself gave a thumbs up to Xia Tian.

"You are invincible." The woman disguised as a man also looked at Xia Tian with admiration.

The woman from Hong Jianmen also wanted to laugh when she heard Xia Tian's words, but she still held it back.

"Beauty, stop fighting. In a few days, we might be brothers and sisters. I came to Tianliu City this time just to participate in Hongjianmen's recruitment." He Yuzhuang said.

Hearing his words, Xia Tian and the woman dressed as a man were also stunned.

"Me too!!" said the woman disguised as a man.

"Uh!!" Xia Tian scratched his head in embarrassment. Seeing his look, everyone understood that Xia Tian must also be here to participate in the recruitment of Hong Jianmen.

All three of them actually came to participate in Hong Jianmen's recruitment.

The most important thing is that all three of them left a bad impression on the female disciples of Hong Jianmen.

Not only is it bad, but it can also be said to be very bad.

As soon as the female disciple of Hong Jianmen heard what the three of them said, she immediately put away her weapons and left.

"Sister, please don't leave, or you can beat me up!!" He Yuzhuang was worried that the female disciples of Hong Jianmen would wear small shoes for him. Then he would not be able to join Hongjianmen.

Uh-huh! !

The female disciple of Hong Jianmen stabbed He Yuzhuang with a sword.

Iron Palm! !

He Yuzhuang once again patted the sword in the hand of the female disciple of Hong Jianmen.

"There!!" At this moment, a large group of people rushed over from the entrance of the alley. They were all members of the cart gang. This time there were more people, and the leader was of a higher level.