My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 607 Come as Soon as You Come, Whoever Is Afraid of Whom

Jumping from the sea of ​​clouds in the sky, the oil-paper umbrella in his hand was Chen Fang's only life-saving straw.

But this life-saving straw is poisonous.

The "poison" didn't kill him, but he was almost disgusted to death.

The oil-paper umbrella accidentally caught the wind, and it didn’t fall apart except for some deformation of the umbrella surface. This is quite unscientific, but this world is not scientific in the first place, and this umbrella is also unscientific, so there is nothing to tangle with.

When a gust of wind blew by, the oil-paper umbrella with Chen Fang as a counterweight began to spin, dizzy and overwhelmed, Chen Fang felt so uncomfortable that he really wanted to let go and fall directly.

But the instinct to survive made him hold onto the umbrella tightly and refused to let go.

Just keep turning and turning like this, although the overall height is falling, but the wind blowing from time to time can't descend to the ground very quickly, so Chen Fang can only follow the oil-paper umbrella ups and downs in the air and float into the distance.

From a height of 10,000 meters to the ground, scientifically speaking, it takes only a few hundred seconds. Of course, this is without considering wind, friction, etc., and it is in the case of free fall.

How long does it take for Chen Fang to fall from a high altitude with an oiled paper umbrella?

The answer is a long time, at least an hour or two.

Don't complain, because this is from an unscientific point of view, at least the fish have gone to the sky, and it is not too much for a person to float in the sky with an umbrella for an hour or two.

Okay, that seems like a bit too much, but so be it.

For nearly two hours, Chen Fang vomited and tried his best not to faint. This made him suddenly admire a certain little girl in a certain Spring Festival Gala. It was really exciting for four hours. While admiring, it also makes people feel distressed in all aspects.

Far away.

After spinning in the sky for an unknown amount of time, when the sky and the earth were lighted up and the night was covering the sky, Chen Fang was finally no more than 100 meters above the ground.

As long as this height is reduced by half, Chen Fang can rely on his strong body to jump down and end this painful journey of falling.

But I don't know why, after the oil-paper umbrella reached a height of 100 meters, it stopped falling, and instead took him leisurely to an unknown place, spinning and floating over.

When the oil paper umbrella brought Chen Fang to a killing scene where the torches were held high, they suddenly began to descend.

During the fall, Chen Fang opened his eyes, which he had closed from time to time to reduce dizziness, and hastily saw the killing going on on the ground not far below.

Seeing that the scene was one-sided, it was a muddy water, Chen Fang didn't want to.

But the oil-paper umbrella is not something he can control, even if he doesn't want to, it still falls steadily downward.

Oops, this is going to fall, those people thought I was with the people who were killed, so they would be cut off the same way.

Chen Fang didn't want to suffer. Seeing that there was still some distance from the killing place, he wanted to let go and land. Anyway, there were seventy to eighty meters of height left. As long as he paid attention, it was acceptable to fall at the cost of some injuries. At least it's better than falling into the siege of others and causing misunderstandings.

So Chen Fang wanted to let go, but only then did he realize that his palms seemed to be glued firmly to the handle of the umbrella, and he couldn't take it off.

Am I mistaken, what's the matter with this umbrella, why can't it be taken off after sticking to it?

Seeing that he was about to float into the siege circle, Chen Fang hurriedly moved, trying to free his hands from the handle of the umbrella, but no matter how violently he shook his body, his hands were still firmly attached to it, and he couldn't hold it at all. He came down, and when he was shaking his body, the oil-paper umbrella was not affected at all, it still rotated steadily, slowly floated to the sky above the besieged place, and then quickly fell vertically.

Chen Fang was very depressed, thinking that when the matter was over, he must chop up the oil-paper umbrella and use it as firewood.

During the fall, Chen Fang glanced at someone standing directly below him, and the other party probably couldn't notice him under the night, so he reminded him.

It was fine if he didn't speak, but as soon as he spoke, Chen Fang's stomach acid surged up, and after he finished speaking, he really had nothing to vomit, so he retched.

Those who received Chen Fang's reminder naturally raised their heads to check out instinctively. Chen Fang's feet, who happened to be falling and spinning quickly, attracted an electric light dragon drill to his face. Fang stepped into the bloody mud with one foot and lost his life in vain.

And something that the person just threw out happened to fly in front of Chen Fang who was about to bend over to retch after the oil-paper umbrella dropped automatically, but Chen Fang who subconsciously caught the thing and hugged it into his arms.

Chen Fang felt dizzy and dizzy. After hugging his things tightly, he bent over and retched.

Just when he was retching and getting a little confused, Chen Fang suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the shadows around him. Looking around from the corner of his eye, he found multiple saber lights slashing at him. He was so frightened that he clasped the things in his arms and used them together. Admiralty.

"咚咚" the bell sounded wildly, stimulating Chen Fang's eardrums inside the cover, and also stimulated the thing placed horizontally on his arm. There was a burst of sharp and loud screams, mixed with the ear-piercing bell, which almost didn't blow Chen Fang's eardrums wear.

Only then did Chen Fang realize that the thing in his hand was a swaddling baby wrapped in blood, and the baby inside was crying loudly after being stimulated by the sound of the bell.

"I'll go, where is the child here???"

Chen Fang stared at the baby on his arm, dumbfounded and a little absent-minded.

But it didn't take long for him to be distracted, and the chaotic and disorderly chiming of the bell brought him back to his senses.

"Aren't you finished?"

The sound of the bell and the crying of the baby made Chen Fang upset. He let out a loud drink, and with a subconscious effort, the golden bell cover burst open.

Fragments of the golden phantom burst out, and all the soldiers who attacked Chen Fang flew out, and fell to the ground five meters away. The wound on his body that seemed to be cut by glass shards was bleeding, unlucky The one with the main artery in his neck cut open, the blood-spitting Lao Gao looked very scary, and he definitely couldn't survive.

"Uh, this..."

Chen Fang didn't expect his subconscious behavior to unintentionally develop another ability of the golden bell cover, which also caused this situation, and he was a little dazed on the spot.

Just when Chen Fang was in a daze, a cold shout sounded.

"Bastard, it really is an accomplice of the Wu family, kill him for me."

Oops, it's a mess.

"Listen to me that this is a misunderstanding. I just fell here by chance, not the accomplice of the Wu family that you mentioned." Chen Fang hurriedly cast his eyes on the person calling, and explained anxiously.

"Whether you are or not, if you kill my soldier, you will die here today." Zhuo Mingdu said through gritted teeth.

When chasing and encircling the Wu family before, only a few were injured, but as a result, as soon as this person appeared, several died. It doesn't matter whether the other party is an accomplice of the Wu family or not. If you kill someone, you have to pay with your life. Tell the soldiers.

After Zhuo Mingdu's order, the soldiers surrounded Chen Fang, especially the soldiers from Juize who usually played among the dead, all of them rushed out with red eyes and screaming.

"Gah, come on seriously."

Seeing that the other party didn't listen to his explanation at all, and accidentally killed the other party's person, Chen Fang knew that things were going to get better, so he stopped talking nonsense.

At the same time, seeing that most of the people around him looked like ordinary people, Chen Fang felt relieved.

"Come here, whoever is afraid of whom."

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