Chapter 1985 Bridal Chamber
"How do I know?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked angrily, "I don't even know why he didn't kill you? With the strength of Great Elder Chen Yi, is it easy to kill you?"
"It's easy, but my dog is lost, and he doesn't have time to look for it. "→おkanshuge free serialized novel reading network ℃Ww W.K.A.N.S.H.U.G.E.La" Li Yong smiled bitterly. It felt like a dream, a strange dream.
He felt that a young martial artist in the imperial realm shouldn't be so brain-dead, even if he was an incarnation, he should be smarter. 'Li Yong's dog's life' is not the same as 'Li Yong's dog's life', right?
"What do you mean?" Zhu Yuanzhang didn't understand.
Li Yong uncovered this point and asked again: "Aside from you, who else can invite him?"
Zhu Yuanzhang fell silent. Although Li Yong did not trust him and made him very angry, he would not keep using his temper on such an important matter. After thinking for a while, Zhu Yuanzhang replied: "There are not many people who can invite the Great Elder. Besides my mother, it is the suzerain of our Heavenly King Sect, the Holy Son, and several other elders."
"I don't know anyone other than your mother, and I have nothing to do with them. How could they ask your great elder to kill me?" Li Yong was so depressed that he couldn't believe Zhu Yuanzhang's words.
"Then you have to ask yourself, what have you done yourself, don't you know?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked back.
"Me?" Li Yong closed his eyes and thought about it. Apart from Tan Anqi, there really aren't many enemies.
Apart from Tan Anqi, the other enemies have nothing to do with the Great Elder of the Heavenly King Sect!
"Brother Yong, I'm here to get married. You asked me this kind of question, which seriously affected my mood. Do you think I can still get married?" Zhu Yuanzhang sighed again and again, his face full of anger.
"Did you get your mother's permission to marry Huang Xin?" Li Yong asked.
"No." Zhu Yuanzhang said: "I didn't want to make my mother angry, so I didn't tell her at all."
"Besides, Huang Xin is an ordinary person. My mother is rebuilding Tiandaozong. If she doesn't want to be a burden, she will definitely not agree. That's why I found you and wanted to marry Huang Xin to you. Then, I will find time every day to accompany you. Accompany her. Brother Yong, when I can't come, you can also help me accompany her. Isn't it?"
"Golden House Cangjiao?" Li Yong laughed.
"What kind of golden house hides the beauty? She is my first wife.
" Dapeng said: "I am not a bird that is always in a hurry. "
Li Yong looked at Zhu Yuanzhang: "I really can't tell."
Zhu Yuanzhang shook Li Yong's arm: "Brother Yong, I'm getting married, please help."
"I will help you with this favor. I'll ask someone to make up for you, and you can marry Huang Xin later." Li Yong called Li Lingyao out and asked Li Lingyao to make up for Zhu Yuanzhang.
Soon, Zhu Yuanzhang was wearing a suit and Huang Xin was wearing a wedding dress, and they walked together on the red carpet.
Li Yong acted as the master of ceremonies himself, and shouted loudly: "A crushing defeat..."
"Wrong, it's a worship to heaven and earth." Zhu Yuanzhang corrected, in order to be able to marry Huang Xin, Zhu Yuanzhang also specially read the relevant books, and he had a clear understanding of the process of worship.
Li Yong had no choice but to shout again: "One worship to heaven and earth, two defeats to soup, husband and wife fight..."
"Brother Yong, you are wrong again. It is husband and wife worshiping each other." Zhu Yuanzhang corrected again.
Li Yong had no choice but to change his words: "Husband and wife worship each other and send them to the execution ground."
"Send it to the bridal chamber." This time, without Zhu Yuanzhang's correction, Zheng Zheng next to him couldn't listen anymore and reminded.
Li Yong changed his words again: "Send it to the bridal chamber."
Amid a burst of festive music, Zhu Yuanzhang, who was wearing a neat suit with a happy face, and Huang Xin, who was shy in a wedding dress, walked into the bridal chamber gracefully. They haven't eaten the wedding wine yet, so they can't sleep now. So, after the two entered the room, they came out together, gathered around the dining table with everyone, and began to eat and drink.
After taking the first bite, Huang Xin exclaimed: "What kind of dish is this? Why is it so delicious?"
"How delicious?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked with a smile.
"It's delicious enough to cry." Huang Xin really cried, eating voraciously while crying.
Who would have thought that the new bride would feel as if she had been hungry for ten days and a half months just after she got married?
Fortunately, everyone didn't mind. They just advised her to eat slowly. Anyway, there were still so many dishes that she couldn't finish them all.
Zhu Yuanzhang promised: "My dear, as long as you like it, you can eat this kind of food every day from now on. My dear, this is our home, you will live here from now on, and I will be with you every day."
Huang Xin felt that she was really happy. Not only did she find a handsome boyfriend, but she also found delicious meals. The most important thing is these meals, after eating, there is a feeling of being reborn.
"What kind of wine is this?" After taking a sip of the wine, Huang Xin thought it was very delicious.
"This is the pomegranate wine brewed by Yang Ze." Li Yong laughed.
"Drink it well! I didn't drink alcohol before, but this wine is so delicious that I can't help it..." Huang Xin drank one glass after another, and passed out immediately after drinking three glasses in a row.
Zhu Yuanzhang also found that the pomegranate wine was delicious, so he guessed: "This should be a bar brewed from spirit pomegranates!"
"High." Li Yong praised, "You guessed it right."
"Brother Yong, thank you for your hospitality. Come, let's drink." Zhu Yuanzhang also drank several more glasses.
After the wedding banquet, the cups and dishes were messed up.
Fortunately, Huang Junjie and Wen Tsai are responsible for cleaning up, saving Li Yong from worrying.
Huang Xin was the first to get drunk.
Then Zhu Yuanzhang also got drunk.
Li Yong drank a few more glasses with Zhu Yuanzhang, and he was a little dizzy.
Although Zheng Zheng also felt that the pomegranate wine was delicious, she was not greedy; she just took a few sips and stopped drinking it.
Seeing that Huang Xin was too drunk to sit still, Zheng Zheng helped Huang Xin up and sent her into the bridal chamber.
Zhu Yuanzhang was already drunk, but he toasted Li Yong drunkenly: "Brother Yong, do it."
Li Yong persuaded: "Stop drinking, your wife is waiting for you in the bridal chamber, go quickly!"
Zhu Yuanzhang laughed and said, "Brother Yong, do you think the child of me and Miss Huang Xin will be a bird? Or a human?"
Li Yong didn't know how to answer this question, he waved his hands repeatedly and said, "I don't know, I don't know."
Zhu Yuanzhang persisted and said: "Brother Yong, guess what. a, bird. b, person. Which one do you choose?"
Seeing that he couldn't push it, Li Yong had no choice but to say: "You can try it and see the result."
"I hope it's a bird, a mighty and majestic roc that can travel thousands of miles." Zhu Yuanzhang laughed.
"Okay, I wish you a baby." After Li Yong said this, he always felt weird.
Zhu Yuanzhang shook his head again: "But, Huang Xin wants to give birth to a human, what should I do?"
Li Yong suggested: "You can have twins, a bird and a human."
Seeing how easy Li Yong said, Zhu Yuanzhang thought that as long as he thought about it, he could achieve the same; he couldn't help laughing and said: "Yes, yes, give birth to twins, there are birds and people, I will bring the birds, Huang Xin will bring people, and all wishes will come true." gone."
Li Yong stretched out his right hand finger: "It is also possible to have quadruplets, two birds and two people. Among them, two birds, one is a female bird and the other is a male bird; the two people are dragon and phoenix twins, one is a dragon and the other is a phoenix."
"Okay, that's great, let's do it like this." Zhu Yuanzhang began to imagine the scene of playing with four children.
"It's getting late, it's time to enter the bridal chamber, don't make your wife wait." Li Yong helped Zhu Yuanzhang and sent Zhu Yuanzhang to the door of the bridal chamber. , don’t get carried away and use too much force. If a girl feels uncomfortable for the first time, she will be very repulsed by this kind of thing in the future.”
"Well, I understand." Zhu Yuanzhang nodded, and staggered into the newly furnished bridal chamber.
It doesn't matter if I'm so drunk that I don't even know where the bed is.
Fortunately, Li Yong closed it for him, and shut himself out, so he couldn't help Zhu Yuanzhang find a big bed.
Zhu Yuanzhang bumped his head against the wall: "Honey, where are you?"
Huang Xin didn't answer. It turned out that Huang Xin was already asleep, and it was easier to fall asleep when drunk.
After Zheng Zheng sent her in, she waited for Zhu Yuanzhang, and seeing that Zhu Yuanzhang would not come back, she fell asleep with her clothes on.
Li Yong really wanted to take a look to see if Zhu Yuanzhang found the big bed, if he found Huang Xin, and if there was anything happened with Huang Xin. One bird, one person, what exciting, touching, interesting and funny stories will happen?
Although Li Yong was curious, he didn't see through it in the end.
However, Li Yong still reminded Zhu Yuanzhang kindly in the direction of sound transmission through his thoughts: "Alcohol may affect the quality of sperm and embryos, and also reduce the probability of quadruplets..."
Before Li Yong finished speaking, Zhu Yuanzhang interrupted him: "Brother Yong, I don't understand."
"What don't you understand?" Li Yong asked.
"I don't know anything except kissing. Yong wants it. Now, what should I do? I have a bridal chamber, what should I do to meet the requirements of the bridal chamber? Brother Yong, do you have step-by-step instructions?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked.
"Son, you are mentally handicapped! Now that you know how to kiss, let's start with kissing!" Li Yong suggested: "You can put your arms around your girlfriend and kiss her on the mouth, and then, what she tells you to do, Just do what you want."
"Brother Yong, she told me to die." Zhu Yuanzhang said painfully.
"Why? It shouldn't be!" Li Yong couldn't understand, how could he drive people away during the bridal chamber?
"Because of me, I vomited on her." Zhu Yuanzhang was drinking, but he couldn't control his mouth and drank too much. It was also because the pomegranate wine brewed by Yang Ze was so delicious that Zhu Yuanzhang wanted to drink it even after drinking it.
"You idiot, won't you vomit to the side?" Li Yong thought to himself, telling you to die, Huang Xin has been extra merciful. If you had a strong temper and dared to vomit on someone, you would have been kicked out of the room.
"It was too late. I just wanted to kiss her, but I vomited." Zhu Yuanzhang was full of apologies, and kept apologizing to Huang Xin, but Huang Xin ignored him at all, turned around and walked into the bathroom to take a shower.
"Brother Yong, she has gone to take a bath, what should I do?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked depressedly.
"Go and help her wash." Li Yong urged: "Be bold, take the initiative, don't be afraid."
"And then?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked.
Li Yong felt dizzy for a while, why doesn't this guy understand anything? Do you want to teach him step by step to undress, stroke and rub his back? Li Yong didn't have the time to spare, so after thinking about it, he said, "Make her happy, sleep with her."
Not long after, Zhu Yuanzhang asked again: "And then?"