Chapter 1879 Plastic Surgery
Li Yong had no choice but to take it in his hand, and said lightly: "Thanks for your hard work."
Next, Yang Ze took out a bottle of wine from his worn-out canvas bag, handed it to Li Yong with both hands, and began to talk endlessly: "Brother Yong, this is the pomegranate wine I made with my own hands. The special product is Azerbaijan's national gift, Caucasus pomegranate wine. When the president of China visited my country, he drank this wine at the state banquet. Your president also likes it very much, and he brought ten cases with him when he left."
Is there such a greedy president? When I went to visit other people, I even accepted bribes.
Li Yong couldn't believe it, this is too discrediting the president of our Huaxia country! But Yang Ze continued: "Moreover, drinking this pomegranate wine can also protect the heart, prolong life, beautify the skin..."
Li Yong couldn't listen anymore, just when he wanted to interrupt Yang Ze's words, Zheng Zheng interrupted Yang Ze's words first, and said with a chuckle: "Wait a minute, tell me, drinking this stuff can also beautify your face?"
"Yes! It really can beautify the skin, I will never lie." Yang Ze said seriously.
Zheng Zheng looked at Yang Ze and said, "Have you ever drank?"
"I've drank it. I've been drinking it every day since I was a child." Yang Ze said excitedly, "I really like drinking it."
"Then why are you still so ugly?" Zheng Zheng sneered.
Yang Ze's face froze, and after holding back for a long time, he said softly: "Because I used to be uglier. When I was just born, my parents thought I was a little monster and almost threw me away. Later, I gradually When I grew up, my parents always locked me at home and didn't dare to call me out. Because I always scared the children in other people's homes to cry. Later, I drank Azerbaijani pomegranate wine. A monster, turned into a human..."
Both Li Yong and Zheng Zheng were shocked, thinking that Yang Ze was the ugliest woman in the world; unexpectedly, she was even uglier before than now. It's so ugly!
If such an ugly woman were to go to the battlefield, she would probably be able to scare off millions of soldiers.
In the shock of Li Yong and Zheng Zheng, Yang Ze continued: "I came to Zhonghai City all the way, not only met thieves and thieves, but also met several members of terrorist organizations. When a thief saw me, I was so frightened that I didn't have time to steal my things. There were two thieves who stole my bag. After I caught up with them, they returned the bag to me and gave me a piece of paper. A thousand dollars, kneel down to me, begging for my forgiveness."
"What about the members of the terrorist organization?" Zheng Zheng asked curiously.
"I got in their car and wanted to hitch a ride, but they gave the car to me directly. It's a foreign license plate,
There is no way to drive into Huaxia, and I have no choice, so I am still on the border. When Yang Ze said this, he was still a little bit pained: "That dilapidated military vehicle is worth at least 20,000 yuan, what a pity." "
Zheng Zheng was really convinced, turned his head to stare at Li Yong, and asked in a very puzzled way: "Brother Yong, why do you say you let her come all the way to find you? I don't know if you were frightened by her along the way. How many people have been killed, you are responsible for this matter."
Li Yong didn't dare to tell Zheng Zheng the truth, if Zheng Zheng knew that he wanted to double cultivate with an ugly girl like Yang Ze, he wondered if Zheng Zheng would jump up and strangle him to death. After thinking about it, Li Yong had no choice but to say casually: "At that time, I was just being polite, but I didn't expect her to really come; since she came all the way, let's stay here for now!"
"Our villa will be destroyed by her!" Zheng Zheng hesitated.
"No, no, I have covered my face." Yang Ze hurriedly explained.
Zheng Zheng curled his lips and hurriedly moved away from Yang Ze, fearing that if he got closer, he would become ugly too.
It is said that beauty is contagious; with beautiful women every day, you will gradually become beautiful. In the same way, ugliness should also be contagious, and if you are with an ugly woman, you will gradually become ugly.
This is the truth that what kind of person you will become with who you are with.
It is the same principle that those who are close to ink are black and those who are close to vermilion are red.
When I came to the living room, I saw that it was already evening, and it was time to have dinner.
Yang Ze spent thousands of dollars in travel expenses all the way here, and he was not willing to go to a restaurant for a meal.
At this time, Yang Ze was already so hungry that his stomach was growling, his eyes were blurred, his head was heavy and his head was a little dizzy. Seeing that there was no smell of oily smoke in the villa, Yang Ze couldn't help it, so he asked softly, "Should we make dinner?"
Li Yong also felt that before leaving for Tianshan, he should have a meal at home, so he ordered: "My wife, you can cook dinner, I will chat with Yang Ze here, we have friends from afar, let's celebrate. "
Zheng Zheng pouted: "I don't know how to cook."
"Then do you know how to eat?" Li Yong asked with a smile.
"Hmph." Zheng Zheng glared at Li Yong, wanting to get angry.
Li Yong had no choice but to get up and said: "Then I'll cook, you stay here to chat with Yang Ze and treat her well."
Zheng Zheng curled his lips: "What is there to talk about with her? I'm not in the mood. I'm going to practice in Medicine King Stone."
Li Yong was overjoyed, he really wished for it! However, Li Yong didn't show it, he was worried that Zheng Xia would change his mind if he was happy. So, Li Yong showed a look of reluctance, and said solemnly: "My lord, there are guests at home, how can you leave? Or stay at home with..."
Before Li Yong could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Zheng Zheng: "I'm leaving, send me in quickly."
Li Yong helplessly called out Li Lingyao, and waited until Li Lingyao brought Zheng Zheng into the Yaowang Stone. Li Yong immediately looked happy, and he was not in a hurry to make dinner, but looked at Yang Ze and said, "Let me help you make up your face!"
At this time, Yang Ze was still dumbfounded, because she clearly saw another Li Yong, who took Zheng Zheng directly and disappeared out of thin air. There was nothing wrong with Yang Ze's eyes, she was directly frightened by this scene.
Only when Li Yong repeated it again did Yang Ze come back to his senses: "Just now, that..."
Li Yong asked for the third time: "Ah Tu, don't be distracted, let me help you get a beauty treatment!"
"I, I'm hungry." Yang Ze calmed down a little, she just wanted to eat something now.
People are iron and rice is steel. Ever since she came to Zhonghai City, in order to find Li Yong as soon as possible, she has not eaten for two days.
After two days of starvation, her waist is still so thick, she has that kind of swollen waist figure.
Li Yong felt that facing the current Yang Ze, even if he had cooked a meal, he would not be able to eat it anymore.
It is necessary to give her plastic surgery first, then Li Yong will be in the mood to cook, and then Li Yong will have the appetite to eat.
Facing beautiful women and facing ugly women, the appetite is different, and the appetite is also different.
So, Li Yong directly took out a bunch of bananas: "Eat some of this to pad your stomach first."
Yang Ze pointed to the black cloth on his face: "Brother Yong, can this be taken off?"
After Li Yong turned his back, he said: "Yes."
So, Yang Ze hurriedly took off the black cloth covering his face, and began to
Eat them one by one.
After a while, feeling that Yang Ze should be eating too much, Li Yong finally turned around.
In the end, Yang Ze was still eating, and he was still eating the whole root, so he was in a hurry to eat it!
Li Yong didn't go forward again, but took a deep breath, squinted his eyes, and looked at Yang Ze courageously and vigorously. Try to ignore Yang Ze's appearance, only to find that Yang Ze is a little prettier than when he was in Germany.
Looking at Yang Ze's body, Li Yong also found that Yang Ze's strength had been upgraded from a small internal strength to a great internal strength.
It seems that this must have something to do with Yang Ze's beginning to practice the art of retaining the face.
If Yang Ze was still the same as before, Zheng Zheng might really faint from fright.
Seeing that Yang Ze devoured a large bunch of bananas, Li Yong said: "Now, I will give you a plastic surgery first, and then I will make dinner for you; what do you think?"
Yang Ze touched his dark gorilla face, and said softly, "I think this is pretty good."
It’s so ugly that thieves can faint, and members of terrorist organizations can’t even give up their cars. Isn’t that good?
Li Yong really couldn't understand Yang Ze's strange psychology.
Besides, Li Yong didn't accept her money, and she was still unwilling, which is really unreasonable.
Li Yong couldn't help but read Yang Ze's inner world, and then he understood, and asked directly: "Are you afraid that if I fail to help you with plastic surgery, it will make you even uglier? Let me tell you, the success rate of my plastic surgery is hundred percent."
"No, no, I think it's good to be ugly and no one dares to bully me." Yang Ze explained.
Li Yong sighed: "According to what you said, all women in the world should learn from you, right? If every woman is so ugly that men can't lift up, they can still scare men into fainting, and there will be no rape cases. ,Yes or no?"
"No, it's not." Yang Ze was a bit stupid, feeling that there were a lot of words in his stomach, but he just didn't know how to say them.
Li Yong didn't bother to talk nonsense, and said directly: "You must have plastic surgery, otherwise you won't be able to get the following cultivation methods."
Yang Ze traveled thousands of miles to find him, and even carefully prepared gifts for Li Yong, just for the following method! Seeing that plastic surgery is linked to cultivation of mind, Yang Ze hastily compromised and said, "Okay, I'll do it."
"Sit down, don't move. Close your eyes." Li Yong immediately took out the silver needle and directly acupunctured on Yang Ze's face.
Yang Ze was taken aback: "Brother Yong, shouldn't you go to a special hospital for plastic surgery?"
"Go to any hospital, I'm a doctor, so I'll do it here." Li Yong said while doing acupuncture, "Next, don't talk or move; you have to cooperate with me, otherwise it may really make you even uglier."
Yang Ze was so frightened that he hurriedly closed his mouth; thinking that she had been drinking Azerbaijani pomegranate wine since she was a child, she finally became more beautiful, and she didn't want to be ruined by Li Yong. Everyone has the love of beauty, and Yang Ze is no exception!
In the process of being acupunctured by Li Yong, Yang Ze felt very comfortable and couldn't help moaning a few times.
This made her gradually calm down, and she really hoped that Li Yong could make her more beautiful.
I think she is also a person of great status in the Republic of Azerbaijan. If she really becomes beautiful, she might be able to marry a prince! It is unknown whether she will become a queen in the future.
Thus, Yang Ze became more afraid to speak, more afraid to move, and even more afraid to open his mouth.
Li Yong was acupuncture and moxibustion on her face, and she was afraid that if she spoke, Li Yong would acupuncture and moxibustion the wrong acupoints.
(end of this chapter)