Chapter 1391 I Don't Want to Be Your Role Model
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Li Yong took a sip of tea and said leisurely: "Mom, I am serious. I am your referee, please rest assured that I will make the final judgment fairly, openly and seriously. One of you is my mother. One is my dad, both are my elders and my family; I will definitely not be partial."
"Bah." Han Dongtao was so angry that he accidentally sprayed Sun Xiaomei all over the face.
Sun Xiaomei was so angry that she wanted to teach Li Yong a lesson with words, but because Han Dongtao pouted her face, she immediately forgot Li Yong's listlessness, and turned to Han Dongtao and shouted: "You let me go."
Han Dongtao was taken aback, and found that Sun Xiaomei's anger was still so strong, and he was not to be outdone: "Let go first."
Because at this time, whoever lets go first, whoever is weak, is equal to being overwhelmed by the other party.
This is no different from directly admitting defeat.
"Do you want to let go?" Sun Xiaomei pulled hard, tearing Han Dongtao's suit.
This hand strength made Han Dongtao realize that he was still not his wife's match.
However, as a man, even if he is not an opponent, he cannot show weakness.
"Don't let go." Han Dongtao wanted to save face and suffer.
"Don't let it go." Sun Xiaomei pulled again, almost tearing up Han Dongtao's suit.
Now Han Dongtao was scared, timid, and flinched; such a good suit was ripped off, and if it continued like this, Sun Xiaomei would have to rip off all his clothes. After thinking about it, he finally let go reluctantly. hand.
As soon as Han Dongtao let go, Sun Xiaomei immediately showed a triumphant smile, then pointed at Han Dongtao, and said with a triumphant smile: "You lose, give me all the money, and everything will be up to me from now on."
"I didn't lose." Han Dongtao shouted angrily.
"Then try again?" Sun Xiaomei challenged.
"Who is afraid of whom!" Han Dongtao said forcefully.
In this way, the two fought together again.
This time it was even more intense just now, because with Li Yong present, there was no way to fake it.
Han Dongtao punched Sun Xiaomei,
Sun Xiaomei also waved her fist to greet her.
Han Dongtao kicked at Sun Xiaomei, and Sun Xiaomei kicked back.
Neither of them has received special martial arts training, and they are all laymen. Although the strength is stronger, the reaction speed is faster, and the fight is more exciting; but it is still the same as fighting like an ordinary Zhuang married man.
He has no rules, kicks and punches randomly, and doesn't know where the key points of the human body are.
All rely on brute force to win.
According to Han Dongtao and Sun Xiaomei, Han Dongtao's strength is obviously weaker.
Seeing that Han Dongtao was about to lose, Li Yong reminded at the right time: "Dad, you have to be steady on your horse and punch hard. If you can't hit my mother, you must force her to retreat; don't hold back! Keep your hands and you will lose."
Han Dongtao followed Li Yong's instructions, and sure enough, he gained a firm foothold. After punching Sun Xiaomei hard, Han Dongtao gradually turned defeat into victory. Han Dongtao was overjoyed and couldn't help punching harder and harder.
Now, he didn't keep his strength anymore, and hit Sun Xiaomei with all his strength.
Sun Xiaomei was forcefully forced to retreat, and she couldn't help but angrily said: "Xiaoyong, how can you point him out? You are fouling."
Han Dongtao smiled triumphantly: "Xiaoyong is the one to kiss me. Good son-in-law, teach me to beat your mother."
Li Yong said indifferently: "Mom, your strength is greater than my father's. Why are you afraid of my father's fists? You don't have to dodge at all, just fight back and use your strength to defeat my father."
Sure enough, Sun Xiaomei didn't dodge any more, and punched Han Dongtao's fist hard back twice, directly knocking Han Dongtao back again and again, and almost tripping over the broken wooden chair.
Han Dongtao couldn't feel complacent anymore, and complained endlessly: "Xiaoyong, you can't be double-faced!"
"Dad, you are really stupid. Your strength is not as good as my mother's, but you can dodge! Don't blindly attack and strike, it will not only consume your strength but also not take advantage of it. Pay attention to dodging, pay attention to my mother's punches, and defend yourself. The long legs kicked by my mother. Dad, as long as you dodge well, there is still a possibility of turning defeat into victory."
If Li Yong is like this, when he sees that Sun Xiaomei is at a disadvantage, give Sun Xiaomei some advice; Always make them evenly matched.
It is said that only men and women who are evenly matched in power can form a marriage and family in the long run.
It seems that it is true, even if it is a fight, it must be long-term.
At this time, Han Dongtao and Sun Xiaomei finally realized that Li Yong took this opportunity to teach them martial arts!
But why did Li Yong teach them martial arts?
Want them to fight more intensely and bloodily the next time they fight?
Now, Han Dongtao punched Sun Xiaomei in the face, and half of Sun Xiaomei's face was swollen.
Sun Xiaomei got angry and kicked Han Dongtao's genitals. Han Dongtao couldn't dodge and was kicked on the thigh. He limped in pain, and it became more and more difficult to dodge.
However, Han Dongtao reluctantly supported it.
However, he obviously couldn't last long. As long as Sun Xiaomei is ruthless again, he may be finished.
At this time, Li Yong was still sitting on the sofa, drinking tea while watching, like watching a movie.
Is it really necessary to watch them fight to the death until they are beaten to the ground until they fall to the ground and vomit blood?
Of course, Li Yong wasn't so sluggish.
Seeing that Han Dongtao and Sun Xiaomei seemed unable to move anymore, Li Yong said: "Dad, Mom, stop fighting, you are tied, no one will lose, and no one will win. Today's training is over, wait until you Fight again every day, and I will teach you new moves. If you fight three hundred and sixty-five days a year, you will definitely become a master of martial arts."
Only then did Sun Xiaomei and Han Dongtao stop.
There is no way, I really have no strength, if I continue to fight, I will collapse from exhaustion.
As soon as they stopped, one of them was panting, and the other kept wiping sweat.
Han Dongtao's body fat has lost at least ten catties; Sun Xiaomei's figure has also become slimmer.
After a fierce fight, the desks, chairs and computers in the office were all broken. Han Dongtao's arms were red and swollen, his legs were limped, and his nose was bleeding profusely. Sun Xiaomei's face was only half swollen, but nothing else.
Wiping the sweat off his forehead, Han Dongtao said in dissatisfaction: "We are all so old, why do you teach us martial arts? You also encourage us to fight, Xiaoyong, what kind of heart do you have? Do you want to exhaust us to death?"
Sun Xiaomei also stared at Li Yong, and said angrily, "Obviously I won, how could it be a tie?"
"You win? Can you beat me?" Han Dongtao answered immediately, glaring at Sun Xiaomei.
"I still can't beat you? Do you want to try again?" Sun Xiaomei waved her fist aggressively.
"Who is afraid of whom!" Han Dongtao did not show weakness at all.
"Stop." Li Yong yelled, and then shouted in the tone of a teacher teaching a child: "Dad, Mom, you are a husband and wife! Is there a real winner or loser between husband and wife? So what if you lose? Is it a loss?" To someone else? It is a big taboo in the relationship between husband and wife to care about things too real, too clear. Do you know?"
"Are you teaching us?" Han Dongtao asked angrily, his mouth twitching.
"Xiao Yong, can't you speak well?" Sun Xiaomei also felt that Li Yong's words were too arrogant and disrespectful.
The last three words "do you know?" are like a policeman scolding a thief.
However, thinking about it carefully, what Li Yong said was very reasonable. Between husband and wife, it really can't be too serious.
The more serious it is, the faster the marriage relationship will break down.
Li Yong's tone softened, and he said earnestly: "Dad, Mom, it's not that I want to teach you a lesson. It's that you have been married for so many years, don't you know how to handle the relationship between husband and wife? I am your son-in-law, take a look I am so happy to coax your daughter, I have no objection to her making a house rule for me. "
"Don't I want to object? But is it interesting to object? As long as the wife is happy, the husband's life will be easier! Treat your wife as a queen and your husband as an emperor. Treat your wife as a shrew and your husband as an asshole."
"Do you want to be an emperor, or do you want to be a bastard?"
"Dad, I don't want to be your role model, but you really should learn from me. I have thirty-six wives now. Look at my family, how can you make such a fuss like this?" ..."
Seeing that Sun Xiaomei and Han Dongtao were shocked and angry together, Li Yong hurriedly stopped: "Okay, I won't talk about it, you must not forget to take it to heart; in fact, every family has its own unique way of life. Fighting will not only cause no trouble, but will also promote the harmonious development of the relationship between husband and wife; I wish you a happy fight."
"Have you found thirty-six wives?" Sun Xiaomei asked in shock.
"You little bastard, what are you looking for so much? Aren't you afraid of being exhausted?" Han Dongtao envied and hated it! Feeling uneasy with envy, teeth aching from jealousy, wishing to slap Li Yong to death.
You marry thirty-six men alone, now there are more men than women in China, how many men need to be bachelors!
Li Yong knew he had slipped his tongue, and hurriedly said with a sneer: "I'm bragging."
"What are you bragging about in front of us?" Han Dongtao reprimanded, acting like a parent.
"Hmph, let me ask Lulu to see how much you found." Sun Xiaomei picked up her phone and wanted to make a call.
Li Yong hastily stopped him: "Mom, stop beating, I've had enough beating, it's really thirty-six."
Han Dongtao felt better just now, but now he felt uncomfortable again: "Little bastard, you..."
"Shut up." As a result, he was scolded by Sun Xiaomei before he finished speaking.
I saw Sun Xiaomei grabbing Li Yong's hand kindly, and said with a smile on her face, "Xiaoyong, since you have found enough thirty-six wives, can you continue to improve my physique and teach me how to cultivate inner strength? me!"
Li Yong hastily refused: "Mom, it's not enough yet."
Sun Xiaomei looked disappointed: "How long will we have to wait?"
Li Yong scratched his hair and thought: "Mom, I won't be able to continue to transform your physique until I open the Tianmu Great Formation and take out the treasures from the Tianmu Great Formation, and teach you how to cultivate inner strength. Mom, this I have to wait until all my wives have cultivated to the peak of internal strength, at least three years!"