Chapter 1095 There Is a Fart

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Hearing Zeli Mier Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi talk endlessly, Zheng Zheng agreed with an 'hmm', but he was unmoved. She prayed silently, hoping that Cang Kong Jing would recover her strength quickly so that she could take her out of this small boat and escape the terrible trap carefully designed by Li Yong.

She felt that the air in the boat was so oppressive that she couldn't breathe.

People here are too fake, fake like another world. In this false world, she also had to show a false smile, which made her face numb and the scars on her face itchy.

She knew she was disfigured and ugly; she thought she must be even uglier smiling now.

She really wanted to find a cloth to cover her face, just like the legendary Masked Woman.

Suddenly the engine was turned off, and the chug chug sound disappeared, only the sea breeze whistling in my ears.

The boat suddenly lost power and slowed down. Zeli Mier Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi's compliments to Li Yong stopped abruptly, and they all raised their heads and looked at Li Yong.

It was very quiet in the cabin for a while. This made Zheng Zheng feel that it feels good to be quiet.

Quiet is the most real, at least not false.

"Brother Yong, what's the matter?" Zelimier asked Li Yong, lying on the partition between the cabin and the driver's cab.

Li Yongzheng was stunned, not knowing what was going on.

Could it be that the engine is broken? Li Yong responded while thinking: "I don't know either, let me see."

He penetrated into the inside of the engine, and he could clearly see every gear and screw, as well as the oil circuit and piston; but he didn't know the working principle of the engine, and couldn't see where the problem was.

Suddenly he found that the battery was fully charged, so he used the battery to start a fire, but it couldn't start, and it just couldn't start. How is this going? What went wrong?

Li Yong didn't continue, because he felt that electricity had more important uses and couldn't be wasted.

It's better to use a mechanical one. Next, Li Yong pulled the belt with his hands. The engine, which would make noise when pulled, didn't make any sound this time. Even if the skin is pulled off, it won't make a sound.

Seeing that Li Yong didn't respond for a long time, Zeli Mier asked, "Brother Yong, are you out of gas?"

Li Yong immediately looked into the fuel tank, and found that it was empty inside, as dry as a quilt under the sun. If the fuel tank is compared to a human stomach, it can be said that there is not even a grain of rice or half a vegetable leaf in it.

If the oil circuit is likened to human intestines, it is so clean that there is no undigested food, no feces, or even a fart. Oil is the life of the engine, without oil, how would the engine work?

Thinking about throwing the oil drum and oil into the sea just now in order to reduce the weight of the boat, Li Yong felt regretful and sat down. He looked to the west, and the mainland was still far away, so what should we do?

"Brother Yong, what's going on?" Zelimier asked again.

"It's out of gas." Li Yong smiled wryly. He was frustrated that he hadn't even looked into the fuel tank when he was looking for the problem. Such a simple problem was discovered only after Zelimi reminded him.

"Out of gas?"

They looked at me and I looked at you, with helplessness and frustration written all over their faces.

"Can't we go back? Are we going to spend the night at sea?" Fujino Kiyoshi broke the silence and asked loudly.

"It's so cold! Will we freeze to death!" Gu Busi put his arms around his shoulders, with a sad face.

"Where will we drift to?" Zeli Mier was also full of worries. The anchors on the boat were all anchored by them, and now the boat loses power and will drift with the waves, without their control at all.

Li Yong sees into the sea, the water here is so deep that he can't see to the bottom, he estimates that it must be at least 500 meters deep.

Zheng Zheng looked at their worries and nervousness, showing anxiety on the surface, but gloating in his heart. She hoped that they would never return to Huaxia,

Better die at sea.

Especially Li Yong, if she didn't die, she was always worried that Li Yong would snatch her treasure again.

As for her own safety, she was not at all worried. Because she was waiting for Cangkong Jing to recover, and when Cangkong Jing regained its strength, it would be easy to take her out of here. She wants to go back to Taiwan to take revenge.

At this time, Li Yong walked into the cabin, showing a look of indifference, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, as long as the boat does not leak, as long as there is no typhoon, we will not be in danger anymore."

"The water is not leaking, but the typhoon..." They looked up at the dense dark clouds and gusts of wind, and they were inevitably worried. The boat they took was only ten meters long, and it really looked like a small leaf in the typhoon.

"You're hungry! Let's eat first and then sleep; maybe the boat will be docked when we wake up."

Li Yong's optimism immediately infected Zeli Mier Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi. The depression and helplessness of the three women were swept away, especially when they thought of going to bed, they couldn't help showing joyful smiles.

At this moment, a discordant voice suddenly sounded.

"Eat? Where can I find food?" Zheng Zhengzao was so hungry.

She had searched the whole boat just now, and there was not even a piece of bread. She didn't know that in order to reduce the weight of the boat, Zeli Mier and the others threw all the food packaging bags into the sea, and the boat was clean without any debris.

"Sleep? There are cold steel plates everywhere here, how can you sleep?" Zheng Zheng clearly saw that some low-lying places still have seawater residues, so he couldn't sleep at all: "I see, the only way to stand for a long time is to be hungry. It's night."

"Brother Yong has food." Zeli Mier said with a smile.

"Brother Yong has quilts." Fujino Kiyoshi also said.

"That's right! Brother Yong has everything." Gu Bu Sisi said seriously.

Zheng Zheng plucked up his courage and boldness, pursed his lips, narrowed his eyes, looked Li Yong from top to bottom, and from bottom to top again, and then he said a sentence through his teeth: "There is a fart."

At this moment, Zheng Zheng felt that Zeli Mier Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi were just three idiots. I admire Li Yong to the point of losing myself, this is poisoning! The invisible poisonous gas made Zheng Zheng dare not breathe.

When the three daughters of Zeli Mier heard Zheng Zheng's impolite words, they all frowned slightly, and their expressions were slightly displeased.

Li Yong is their man, they can't see other women, they don't respect their man.

The affection they had just had for Zheng Zhengsheng was gradually disappearing.

They felt that this daughter of the Zheng family might be a counterfeit.

"Pfft." Just when they were thinking about each other and disliked each other, a stinky fart sounded suddenly without warning, with a continuous ups and downs, high and low, soothing and slow, flying with passion The taste is endless and bottomless, just like the last climax of bel canto.

Li Yong twisted his buttocks, and praised Zheng Zheng with a smile: "Your guess is really accurate. Amazing."

Guess right, God. What does it mean?

Zeli Mier Gu Bu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi didn't understand at all, but when they thought about it, they immediately laughed out loud. The laughter immediately overwhelmed Li Yong's intentional fart.

When Zheng Zheng said 'there is a fart', Li Yong farted on purpose. This kind of cooperation is really seamless.

Only Zheng Zheng still had the same expression. It could be seen that she was holding her breath and trying to restrain herself, her face was blushing.

"Laugh if you want to laugh, don't hold back." Li Yong said cheerfully: "According to the research of some experts and scholars, holding back laughter is the same as holding back urine, which is not good for your health. If you let it go, you have to laugh too. .”

Zheng Zheng snorted coldly and turned his back. She felt that Li Yong was really annoying, and she gritted her teeth with hatred.

"Brother Yong, don't be ridiculous, let's eat quickly!" The three daughters of Zeli Mier surrounded Li Yong. After an afternoon of physical exertion, they were all hungry. Especially Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi, they did a lot of hard work.

Li Yong first took out a large box from the space bracelet. The top of the box was flat and covered with a layer of cowhide. The stitching on the edge was tight, with beautiful patterns. It looked very delicate and could be used as a table.

As soon as the box came out, the boat suddenly sank a little, as if the box was very heavy.

But no one paid special attention to it. They didn't know that there was something in the box, and they all thought it was empty.

Next, Li Yong took out food and water and put them all on the box.

There are chicken feet, pig's trotters, dried fish, and various cans; the most common one is bread, which has been placed in the space bracelet for several days, and it is still as fresh as it was just out of the pan, and it is still steaming.

As soon as he smelled the aroma of bread, Zheng Zheng took a deep breath, thinking that it was really an indescribable smell.

Then she turned her head and was immediately shocked by the scene in front of her.

She didn't expect that there would be so many delicious foods, especially those dried whales, which were her favorite food.

What shocked her the most was that there was no room left on the box, and on Li Yong's palm, as if by magic, new food continued to appear. on the box.

Zeli Mier Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi were surrounded in front of Li Yong, screaming continuously while stretching out their hands to catch it.

"Wow. I love this. I love this. I love them all."

"Ah. It's delicious."

"I can't let it go, it all fell to the ground, Brother Yong, don't want it, I can't finish it."

Zheng Zheng stared blankly for a while, and finally couldn't bear it and walked over. She was embarrassed to get too close, so she stood on the periphery and stretched her neck to watch. She wanted to eat a pack of dried whale, but she was too embarrassed to take it.

Seeing Zerimi Gubu Sisi and Fujino Kiyoshi eating with relish, her mouth was drooling and her stomach was growling.

Growing up so big, she had never realized that the feeling of hunger was so painful.

She was envious and jealous, she gritted her teeth, trying to grab all the food.

She wants to eat as much as she can, and finally give out the unfinished alms.

She has many ideas, but none of them can be realized.

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