Chapter 827: Car Crashed
Flicking his handsome hedgehog hair, Shi Yuchuan tried his best to squeeze out a bright smile, pretended to be a gentleman, opened the car door for Xiaoling, and made a gesture of please.
"Stop talking nonsense, let's start as soon as possible! We still have business to do." Xiaoling said calmly as he got into the car with a cold expression without even looking at the hedgehog head.
She has always been very disgusted with Shi Yuchuan, who has oily hair and noodles, and always feels that he has no good intentions for her. If Master hadn't appointed the two of them to carry out the task together this time, she wouldn't have wanted to meet Shi Yuchuan alone!
"Yes, yes, you are right. This matter is related to both our sects, and we must pay attention to it." Shi Yuchuan nodded quickly and echoed, but his eyes kept moving around Xiaoling's slim figure, and he said secretly: Xiao Lang hoof, why are you pretending to be innocent with me? After you become my plaything on the bed, watch how I play with you to death!
"Why don't you drive? What are you dawdling about?" Xiao Ling asked with displeasure, frowning, after waiting for a long time but seeing no movement from Shi Yuchuan.
"Oh, isn't this going to be on the highway later? I have to fasten my seat belt!" Shi Yuchuan put on his seat belt slowly, and suddenly remembered something, then turned his head and asked courteously: "By the way, Xiao Ling Girl, are you thirsty? After waiting for so long, are you hungry too? I just bought a lot of drinks you like in the rest area, and some snacks, biscuits, etc..."
Xiao Ling was so angry that he was about to explode. Before Shi Yuchuan could finish speaking, he yelled angrily: "Aren't you bothering me! Why don't you hurry up and drive!"
"Okay, okay, don't be angry! Women are prone to aging when they are angry, and they will not be beautiful when they have wrinkles. What if..." Shi Yuchuan wanted to say something more, but suddenly felt a murderous look from the side , could not help shrinking his neck.
After starting the sports car, Shi Yuchuan turned the car around directly. Their destination this time was Lancheng, so they had to turn around and get on the highway again.
When getting out of the car just now, Shi Yuchuan racked his brains and brought up many topics to strike up a conversation with Xiao Ling, but the other party was lukewarm, and replied a few words at random, and then simply ignored him up.
So at the moment the atmosphere in the car was very stiff, and Shi Yuchuan felt a little depressed: What the hell, I am also a leader in the sect, so many girls circle around me every day, and I don’t even look at them. Show me face!
Depressed, Shi Yuchuan slammed on the accelerator, only to hear the roar of the Ferrari's engine, and the whole car sped forward!
"Shi Yuchuan! What are you doing so fast?" Xiao Ling suddenly felt a strong push back, and could not help but hold the car door tightly with both hands and shouted. She glanced at the dashboard and found that the speed had reached 220.
"Oh, Miss Xiaoling, aren't we in a hurry? So I want to drive faster so as not to delay the business, right?" Shi Yuchuan said calmly.
Xiao Ling originally wanted to protest, but thinking that he was really in a hurry, he didn't speak at all.
Shi Yuchuan thought that Xiao Ling would panic and he would be able to take good care of her, but he didn't expect Xiao Ling to be quiet after saying a word.
In desperation, he could only continue to slam on the accelerator.
Not long after he drove, Shi Yuchuan glanced not far away, suddenly as if he had discovered a new continent, he stared at a Jetta driving far ahead, turned his eyes, and suddenly came up with an idea in his heart!
As soon as he turned the steering wheel, the whole Ferrari rushed obliquely towards the opposite lane, and the tires made screeching noises.
"Ah!!!" Xiaoling screamed in fright from the sudden incident, and stuck her whole body on the window of the car. If she hadn't been wearing a seat belt, she might have been thrown out of the car directly!
After regaining consciousness, Xiao Ling couldn't help but took a deep breath, patted his chest with lingering fear, didn't think this behavior was cool at all, but scolded angrily: "Shi Yuchuan! Are you crazy? This It's the opposite lane! Hurry up and drive back to the right road! What on earth are you trying to do?"
"Hey, it's nothing, don't worry, I ask you to see the good show! It's very, very fun!" Shi Yuchuan twitched proudly, turned on the xenon headlights, stepped on the accelerator, and directly raised the speed to 250, towards Xiao Chen's The car rushed over!
"You're crazy, you must be crazy!" Xiaoling stared at Shi Yuchuan's actions in a daze, and said in surprise and anger, "Stop the car quickly! I won't take your car anymore, I want to get off!"
But Shi Yuchuan seemed to have never heard of it, and he didn't mean to slow down and stop at all. Xiao Ling gritted his teeth, wanted to force open the car door, and just abandoned the car and ran away, but the car's central lock had already been locked, and Xiao Ling couldn't open it at all!
"Shi! Yu! Chuan!" Xiao Ling's eyes were about to burst into flames, but Shi Yuchuan said unhurriedly, "Don't worry, Miss Ling, look, the idiot in the Jetta must have been quite frightened. Just wait and see him make a fool of himself!"
At this time, Shi Yuchuan has been dazzled by the desire to perform. Just now he suddenly remembered a classic scene in a drag racing movie, and decided to imitate it, to have an exciting time!
In his opinion, a person like Xiao Chen who drives a Jetta must be a mountain cannon that has never seen the world. When he sees a Ferrari rushing towards him, he will panic and frantically turn the steering wheel to try to avoid it. It will lose control and hit the guardrail on the side of the road directly!
Even if Xiao Chen didn't have time to dodge and just instinctively wanted to brake to stop, then with his driving skills and the superb performance of the Ferrari, he would be able to dodge in time at the moment when the two cars meet, and there would be no risk at all. !
At that time, Miss Xiao Ling will not only marvel at her driving skills and be greatly excited, but also feel that she is calm and commanding, quite like a general! In this regard, it is very possible to make a secret promise and favor!
As for Xiao Chen, who cares if he dies! Maybe you will be scared to pee your pants! If it weren't for this little bastard wasting my time, I wouldn't have been trained so badly by the goddess!
Shi Yuchuan blamed Miss Xiaoling's anger on Xiao Chen.
But at this moment in the Jetta, Xiao Chen stared angrily at the approaching Ferrari with a gloomy expression.
He was secretly annoyed in his heart: Fuck your uncle's funny hedgehog head, a monk who broke the third level of generals, who can be so good, really thinks that he is the number one Shamate in the world? I've let you off twice just now, if I don't teach you a lesson this time, I really thought I could let you rub it round and flatten it!
After making up his mind, Xiao Chen first used his vitality to protect the car body, and then stepped on the accelerator, the car suddenly accelerated to 200, and hit the Ferrari in an instant!
"What...!" Before Shi Yuchuan could react, he heard a loud "boom"! In the blink of an eye, my own car had a "close contact" with the opponent's car!
With a bang, Ferrari's airbag flew out and hit Shi Yuchuan directly in the face.
Although Shi Yuchuan was said to have the strength of a general at the third level, but he was unprepared and caught off guard, he was hit by an airbag until his eyes stared and his nose bleeds.
And Xiao Ling who was sitting on the side was also uncomfortable. Although she had taken precautions in advance and was not as embarrassed as Shi Yuchuan, she was still dizzy from the beating, feeling that her internal organs were constantly churning and dizzy.
Turning on the double-jump lights, Xiao Chen got out of the car to check, and the Ferrari's front was smashed directly, which can be described as horrible. There is no major problem with my Jetta, but the paint on the front bumper has been rubbed off, and it is slightly dented, which cannot be seen unless I look carefully.
At this time, the door of the Ferrari was also opened, and Shi Yuchuan finally broke free from the airbag, and also stumbled out of the car, swaying back and forth for a few steps as if he was drunk.
"Tsk tsk, not only did you drive in the wrong direction, but you also dared to hit my car recklessly. Are you going against the heavens? Do you really think you are a superman by being a chicken coop?" Xiao Chen frowned and looked at me with displeasure. Shi Yuchuan.
At this time, Xiao Ling finally got out of the car, ran to the side of the road in a few steps, crouched down and retched in the dark, and almost threw up his stomach.
Looking at Xiao Ling's back, Xiao Chen shook his head and teased: "Yo ho, I said, how can you be so strong! It turns out that there is a chick sitting next to you! If you have a chick, you will be dishonest, right? Look , Even the nosebleeds came out, it seems that you have taken advantage of it! To do things that are not suitable for children, you have to go to the grass, how can you fix this on the highway?"
"What a fool!" Shi Yuchuan shook his buzzing head, and finally regained consciousness. He looked down at his messy Ferrari, then at his undamaged Jetta, and was stunned. Thinking it was something wrong with his eyes, after rubbing desperately, he found that the scene was still the same.
Shi Yuchuan yelled in disbelief: "This is impossible!!! My car is a Ferrari 458! The front of my car was smashed, how could your broken car be fine?"
What puzzled Shi Yuchuan the most was how could a Jetta accelerate from 100 meters so fast? He could clearly see just now that the distance between the two cars was still far enough for him to do anything, but they collided all of a sudden!
"What are you talking about? Are you stupid? Who said there's nothing wrong? Open your eyes!" Xiao Chen pointed to the bumper of the Jetta and said angrily: "There's nothing wrong with the bumper on my bumper." The paint has been rubbed off, and a large piece has been dented!"
"Fuck! Your Jetta is an armored vehicle? Just hit a hole, isn't there nothing wrong with it?" Shi Yuchuan rubbed his eyes again and said in disbelief.
It's no wonder that he feels incredible, mainly because this matter is indeed beyond his cognition.