Chapter 758 Shall I Help You?
"By the way, it's just right. Then I'll make an appointment to check. Maybe you will marry me, Xinxin!" Wang Peifeng said after thinking for a while.
"Who is marrying you? You have no brains!" Lan Xinxin glared at him.
"Hey, I'll check anyway!" Wang Peifeng said cheekily.
Soon, it was Lan Xinxin's turn to register, because Wang Peifeng had already registered one of Lan Xinxin's before, so two more people registered, Wang Peifeng rushed to give the money, and Xiao Chen took advantage of him.
"Hmph, I can't even afford the registration money, I'm so poor!" Wang Peifeng pouted.
"There are people who are willing to pay as a winner, and think they are great, so there's no way to say it." Xiao Chen said coldly, and he could see that this Wang Peifeng didn't seem to have a high IQ, so he would play tricks.
However, holding the registration card, Xiao Chen suddenly remembered something, and said to Lan Xinxin, "Xinxin, why should I check this thing? Aren't you here to check your body? Why do you also check this?"
"Isn't this Xunsi letting him go?" Lan Xinxin also looked helpless: "But he won't go. After hearing such a private matter, not only did he not go, but he wanted to check it together. I am really convinced."
"I'm convinced too." Xiao Chen shrugged: "Then really go check it out!"
"Otherwise, what should we do? Look at him, he's not going to die, he's going to follow him all the time, alas!" Lan Xinxin sighed.
"Look at the meaning, he doesn't want to give up?" Xiao Chen glanced at Wang Peifeng, and whispered: "If this keeps pestering you, wouldn't I have to pretend all the time?"
"I didn't expect him to be so unwilling to give up!" Lan Xinxin spread her hands and looked at Xiao Chen: "Oh, if you are in trouble, then don't help, and cause you any trouble or something."
"Forget it, since you've already helped, let's help to the end!" Xiao Chen had no choice but to nod.
The three of them walked forward together, Wang Peifeng was bouncing on the side, like boxing, jumping forward, Xiao Chen was speechless when he saw it.
When I came to the door of the medical examination department, the first thing I did was to draw blood, because there were still people in front of me, so I had to line up here.
"Hey, why are you squeezing? Stay there, then squeeze me to kill you with a hammer!" Wang Peifeng saw a young man jostling around like a thief, so he punched him, " "Bang" hit him somersault all of a sudden.
"Boy, you're looking for death!" The young man with the eyebrows got up from the ground, pointed at Wang Peifeng and said angrily, "I'm here to line up, why are you pushing me? Oh, I'm done, it hurts me to death, my head hurts all over! "
As he said that, the young man with the eyebrows began to roll on the ground: "Doctor, doctor, I need an examination, I need emergency treatment, I can't do it, I'll have someone beat me!"
"Are you sick?" Wang Peifeng was unmoved at all, and walked over and stepped on the head of the young man with the eyebrows. Immediately, the guy was trampled until his nose bleed, but Wang Peifeng was still not satisfied, and he was still on the ground After crushing it a few times, the young man's brain was scratched: "Since you can't do it anymore, then I'll let you do it, and you can die!"
Xiao Chen stared at Wang Peifeng dumbfounded, isn't this guy a tiger? Is this here to pick up girls? So bloody, can it still capture Lan Xinxin's heart?
"Don't... Brother, I was wrong. Brother, I'm not going to die, I'm going to do it again, please let me go, I'm fine..." The young man with thieves never thought that he would not only fail to blackmail Wang Peifeng, but would suffer If the opponent ravages more violently, no matter how unyielding, he may be trampled to death.
"Hmph, be careful in the future, get out!" Wang Peifeng put his feet away and said proudly.
"Yes, yes!" The thief eyebrow youth got up and ran away.
"Xinxin, what's the matter, am I a reliable person?" After Wang Peifeng finished speaking, he looked at Xiao Chen provocatively: "I tell you, a man must be brave, even though you are the deputy director of the Mystery Investigation Bureau, you are a soft bastard." Counseling, that's useless! If I show my bravery a few more times, Lan Xinxin will definitely like me!"
"..." Xiao Chen slapped his forehead, how did he get such a suitor? It's like the brain is missing a string.
"Hey, Xiao Chen, I will continue to trouble you from now on!" Lan Xinxin also said with a headache.
Blood was drawn very quickly, and soon it was Xiao Chen's turn, and Wang Peifeng also drew blood, and then the three of them went to the next consultation room.
"Take this small cup, make some urine, and test it here." A nurse distributed three disposable cups to Xiao Chen and others and said.
"Are you still doing a urine test?" Xiao Chen was taken aback.
"Of course, go quickly!" The nurse pointed to the bathroom not far away: "Be careful when you're doing it, don't get it outside, or you'll get your hands full."
Xiao Chen had no choice but to take the paper cup: "Lan Xinxin, what kind of physical examination are you applying for? Why are you still doing a urine test?"
"Master, I asked you to take a cup of urine. Are you so embarrassed to return this or that? I won't even blink if I'm asked to drink urine!" Wang Peifeng glanced at Xiao Chen, and said contemptuously: "Did you see that?" , This is called courage, this is called bravery! How can a girl like Lan Xinxin, who comes from a family of real martial arts, like an ordinary man? I think you, the deputy director, are also through connections, right?"
"You are brave, drink it!" After hearing this, Xiao Chen didn't know what to say, the other party's IQ was beyond his imagination.
"Cut!" Wang Peifeng twitched her lips: "By the way, Xinxin, it's not convenient for you girls to take urine, how about I help you take it later?"
"Get lost!" Lan Xinxin glared at him, "Are you sick?"
"Uh..." Wang Peifeng was taken aback: "Why are you sick?"
"Xiao Chen, how about you help me?" Lan Xinxin turned to look at Xiao Chen.
"Me? How can I help?" Xiao Chen was startled, and almost threw the cup away.
"Isn't there a gap under the compartment, just reach in!" Lan Xinxin said.
"Pull it down, it's the women's toilet, I'll be beaten out after I go in!" Xiao Chen shook his head hastily.
"Look how timid you are, Xinxin, I dare!" Wang Peifeng immediately said, "For the sake of the woman I love, I dare to go to the mortuary, not to mention going to the women's restroom!"
"Wang Peifeng, it's almost done!" Lan Xinxin frowned.
"Oh..." Wang Peifeng shut his mouth when Lan Xinxin said it.
The three of them went to the toilet to collect their urine, and then sent them back to the testing place. It was the turn of the next test, but men and women were not together, but this test was a bit embarrassing.
Lan Xinxin accompanied Xiao Chen over for the examination first, and saw that the nurse gave Xiao Chen another disposable cup.
"Are you still testing the urine? But there is no more, can't you urinate?" Xiao Chen was taken aback.
"What about a urine test? It's for testing the activity and defects of miqingzi. Go to the row of rooms across the street and see which one is empty. Go in and solve it yourself!" look!"
"Ah?!" Hearing this, Xiao Chen was stunned: "Let me see this and let it go?"
"Then how can it be forgotten? The premarital examination is the most important step, which determines whether you can have healthy children in the future, hurry up, big men are still coy!" The nurse gave Xiao Chen a contemptuous look.
"That's right, isn't it just masturbation? You are too unmanly. I think I started masturbating when I was four...ah no, I masturbated mutton skewers!" Wang Peifeng opened his mouth and started bragging, but suddenly realized that he was bragging Yes, change your mind quickly.
Lan Xinxin gave him a blank look.
"This... Do you want me to do it myself?" Xiao Chen was suddenly a little embarrassed.
"Nonsense, did you read too much gossip news and thought there was a nurse to help?" The nurse said, "Stop daydreaming!"
"Xiao Chen, how about I help you?" Lan Xinxin said suddenly.
"That's right, my girlfriend is right next to me, let her help you, you see, there are couples helping each other over there, I just give you another cup, and you get her some secretions, she's going to go to the laboratory soon Yes!" The nurse took out another cup and said, "But don't come here, it's not easy to test if they mix together!"
"What?!" Xiao Chen looked at this tough nurse in astonishment, but think about it, the nurses in this department are really not competent if they are not bold!
"Okay, hurry up, what are you waiting for!" The nurse waved her hand to signal Xiao Chen to leave, then gave Wang Peifeng a cup and said, "You go too."
"No problem!" Wang Peifeng directly agreed loudly: "I'm not like some people, but I'm very brave!"
"Lan Xinxin, you, the suitor, seem to be a bit of an idiot..." Xiao Chen didn't say a word, that is, he felt that Wang Peifeng and Lan Xinxin were really a good match, and both of them were a bit of an idiot!
But of course he couldn't say that. After all, he was here to help, not to match.
"It's okay, just let it go." Lan Xinxin shrugged.
"What am I going to do?" Xiao Chen shook his head: "By the way, I think this step of inspection should be omitted? We're not really married!"
"Then how can we do it? If we don't come, people will think there is something wrong with us!" Lan Xinxin said: "Ah, yes, I remembered, it must be because you don't work well, and I broke it. Then you were embarrassed to say that, so you refused to check, right?"
"How is it possible?" Xiao Chen choked on Lan Xinxin.
"Then check it out!" Lan Xinxin said, "Actually, I'm also worried about you. Let's try it out, shall we? If it really doesn't work, treat it early, don't delay!"
"It's really unnecessary, and I'm fine." Xiao Chen refused dumbfoundingly.
"Come on, for this matter, I specially learned the men's rejuvenation massage technique from the short movie, it should be effective." Lan Xinxin stretched out her right hand and showed it left and right: "I think my technique should be okay! "
"Okay, okay, can't I come by myself?" Xiao Chen was forced by Lan Xinxin to have no choice: "Then you wait here for me!"