If I Don't Have Money to Go to College, I Can only Go to Slay the Dragon.

Chapter 574 Birthday

Outside the huge Parthenon-style corridor, the cold wind cracked the ground, and the ice cracked into circles of flower-like patterns. Clouds and mist shrouded the snowy peaks in the distance, and huge black shadows could be faintly seen rising among the clouds. Suddenly, thousands of miles away, the roar of the wind or the howl of an avalanche rolled in, adding a sense of loneliness to this frozen world.

Lin Nian was sitting in the middle of the corridor, with towering marble pillars carved with snake-like patterns on one side and a huge wall on the other side. Doors with numbers painted on them one after another headed towards the darkness at the end, coming to this place again. He didn't show any surprise at all, but seemed to be used to it. He sat cross-legged on the smooth and flawless floor and waited for what was about to happen next.

In the darkness at the end of the corridor, a blur of light and shadow appeared in Lin Nian's field of vision from far to near. As the distance got closer, it became clearer. It could be seen that it was a gentle firelight. Following the light, There was also the girl's faint singing voice, gentle and sweet like a nursery rhyme by the cradle.

Lin Nian slightly raised his head and looked at the blond girl who was carrying a white cake filled with candles. The sweet smell of cake and the sound of gentle songs fell in front of his face. The girl in thin white clothes sat on the floor opposite Lin Nian. , in the middle is a cake filled with eighteen candles, with a Q-version cartoon head drawn on it. Judging from the appearance, you can probably guess that it is the birthday boy himself.

"Guess which child this cake is for?" The blonde girl put down the cake and turned her head to look at Lin Nian in front of her with a smile.

"I was wondering if you could become a new one if I slap this cake on your face." Lin Nian paused for a long time and said seriously while looking at the cake.

"It's probably possible, but I don't recommend it to you." Before the blonde girl could finish her words, the cake had already been thrown on her face. Lin Nian always finished things first and then talked about it.

All the candles stood on one side of the ground, leaving only a bare cake that hit the blonde girl's face firmly. The cream was all over her face and a little stuck to her hair. Lin Nian withdrew his hand and sat quietly.

"So angry?" The blond girl dragged the base of the cake and took it off. Only her beautiful eyes and mouth could be seen in her creamy face. She tilted her head and looked at Lin Nian and asked, "You think I've hidden a lot of things from you? "

"If you don't want to say anything, I don't want to ask any more questions. It's better to wait and speak with the facts when the time is right." Lin Young raised his hand slightly. Although there was nothing on his wrist, the sound of chains vibrating in the air was heard. , the other end is undoubtedly connected to the blonde girl.

"It's okay if you don't ask. If you ask, I'll have to make up riddles to coax you." The blond girl shaved off some cream from her face and put it to Lin Nian's mouth. When she saw Lin Nian, he just stared at her with no intention of eating. He was able to suck on his fingers and lick the cream on them cleanly.

"So what's the reason for not letting me sleep tonight and asking me to come in?" Lin Nian turned to look at the ice and snow scenery outside the corridor and asked.

"What else could it be? Sure enough, your memory will deteriorate after watching too much of Blonde Heaven. If you have time to watch Blonde Heaven, you might as well talk to me about life." After she reached out to wipe the cream on her face, she pretended to touch it from behind. An identical cake came out, "It's now May 20th, 0:00 a.m. BJ time. I'm stuck at 12 o'clock in the evening and secretly come to you. Of course, I want to be the first to celebrate your birthday! It's not 12 o'clock in the morning on time. All the birthday wishes are insincere! The relationship between the two of us is so sincere that the same heart beats for blood supply. Of course I will be the first one to say happy birthday to you!"

May 20th is Lin Nian’s birthday.

Of course, Lin Nian has not forgotten today's special day, and it is difficult to forget it. After all, people will always make fun of him for celebrating his birthday on a special day. It is difficult to forget it. Anyone who knows the time of his birthday will also It’s hard not to remember this day forever.

"Didn't you hear the song I just sang? The Happy Birthday song of the former Soviet Union. During the Cold War, the Soviet Union probably had to draw a clear line with the United States on everything, including birthday songs. 'Happy Birthday to You' was not easy to use in the Soviet Union. Yes, if you want to sing, just sing the song I just sang to you." The blonde girl shook her head and said, "How about it, do you feel that the tune is very familiar? Isn't it the first time you heard it?"

"Thank you." Lin Nian looked at the blond girl with a creamy face, nodded slightly and said.

"You have a conscience." The blonde girl put the candles on the cake one by one again, "Due to some special reasons, sister Yelena, I can't give you any substantial birthday gift. The chains are like this It can’t be easily disconnected anymore, otherwise I might cut off your chains as soon as I’m happy and give you a spirit to celebrate your birthday.”

"Let's skip this. You don't necessarily need to receive a gift for a birthday. The most important meaning of a birthday is that someone remembers it and takes it to heart." Lin Nian said, "Birthdays are the day you come into this world. Days, having someone who is truly happy for the day you are born is what truly makes you happy.”

"Then you're probably going to be extremely happy today." The blonde girl clicked her tongue, "Do you know how many people will be celebrating your birthday today?"

“No one can find me if I don’t want to be found.”

"But it's quite easy to find your email address or mobile phone number. After all, it's recorded in your high school classmate list and your university personal file." The blonde girl said lazily, "May 20th , the second birthday greeting you received was from your sister who lives next door to the Regent Hotel. It arrived in your mailbox at 12:01 in the morning. The content was to wish you a happy eighteenth adult birthday, and It also comes with an emoji of three cakes.”

“Whose first birthday celebration is it?”

"Of course it's me!" the blond girl smiled, "I can celebrate your birthday with precision down to the microsecond level. Can other women do it?"

Lin Nian didn't talk to her, and her boasting seemed a bit self-indulgent, so she could only pout her lips to express her dissatisfaction and continued, "The second person to celebrate your birthday is the little goddess you miss so much, slow down. It took your sister just one second to send a message of birthday congratulations to your mailbox. Maybe it was an issue with the Internet speed? After all, you and your sister are only separated by a room, and the signal time to go back and forth is just a yawn."

"Not just two girls who care about you enough to remember your birthday more than their own will send you text messages. Chu Zihang, your rumored boyfriend, and the considerate president of the Lion Heart Club will edit it at seven o'clock in the morning. A birthday text message with only four words and no punctuation marks is sent to you. The student union president with the highest CP support rate among the fujoshi will send you an email at eight o'clock, and will also mail an eighteen-story tower. A giant handmade birthday cake was delivered to your dormitory. Caesar is not in the college right now, so he probably thought you would go back to your dormitory directly after the mission, so he sent this cake. This cake will most likely be cheaper for your roommate Fingel. , I hope he won’t get diabetes after eating it.”

"Then there are always text messages from other people. Members of the Lion Heart Club, such as Lancelot and the Finnish girl who has a crush on you. There are also a lot of miscellaneous people left. Your support group, Someone in the college knows you and wants to take this opportunity to set you up with someone, or something like that." The blonde girl reached out with both hands to scoop the cream from the cake and stuffed it into her mouth to suck on it. "And due to the jet lag, you will be a little late at night. I received a short MMS video from Tokyo when I was an hour old. In it, a little red-haired miko wrote happy birthday to you in handwriting. Her brother helped record the video. She probably wanted to smash her phone when she was recording it. You probably have to use your phone today. You're completely paralyzed. If I hadn't dragged you in for shelter, you probably wouldn't have been able to sleep well all night."

"Then at the end, the last birthday message you will receive today is a birthday e-mail from the north, north, and further north. The poor guy in it has worked illegally for half a year in exchange for the title of model worker prison inmate. I just won the right to send an external email. Instead of taking the opportunity to ask for help, I chose to catch the late train and send it to you. In the video, she sang you a weird birthday song in Spanish! Still using it There are matches inserted into the bread for lunch, so it can be used as your birthday cake."

Hearing this, Lin Nian raised his head slightly. The blonde girl looked at him and smiled and said, "How do you feel?"

"How do you feel?" Lin Nian asked.

"Is there a warm feeling like 'Ah, there is actually love in this world. It turns out that no one loves me except my sister! Turns out I am not alone!'"

"I just want to know that the current time in reality should still be early morning. How do you know the text messages I will receive in the morning, noon or even night, and even the content of the text messages."

After a moment of silence, Lin Nian looked up at the smiling blond girl and said.

"If I can't do this, doesn't it mean that my magic stick index has been crushed by the 'Emperor'? I finally woke up, I have to seize the opportunity to find some opportunities, right?" The blonde girl hummed in a low voice.

Lin Nian thought about it and was too lazy to dwell on this issue. There were a lot of mysteries about the blonde girl, and there were not many more than this one now. "You should know that I rarely celebrate my birthday. Compared to this matter, I I’d rather ask you something else.”

"Are you trying to tell me what I talked about with the 'Emperor' after I met him yesterday?" The blonde girl smiled and leaned back slightly, putting her hands on the ground and looking at Lin Nian.

"No, I don't care what you talked to Him, because I know there are some things you won't want to say, so I will only ask you what you will say." Lin Nian said, "For example, last night's 'Emperor' The way it shows up.”

"A way you won't like." The blonde girl looked at him and said.

"In what way?"

"Why ask when you already know the answer?"

Lin Nian looked into the eyes of the blond girl, and after a long time, he looked away gently. The suspicions in his mind during the day were finally confirmed.

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