Chapter 256 Extreme Speed Missile (3)
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This guy always spoke very fast, and he started analyzing the case before the bearded man asked a question. ∮,
"Yo! You know! Well, hurry up and tell me what happened to the plane with the big ass." The bearded man smiled happily looking at the cross-eyed.
"It's like this, I think Big Butt must have seen a beautiful woman on the street when he was shooting ground buildings in the cockpit of the plane, and then he wanted to see it clearly, so he lowered the plane unconsciously, and the result was When it reached the height where the anti-aircraft guns could hit, the troops found out and shot down the big-ass plane with anti-aircraft guns."
Dou Ji looked at the bearded master and explained his analysis.
He said it in all seriousness, but as soon as he had finished, Beard and the Telephone Pole and the Big Fat Pig laughed together.
"Haha! Haha! Haha!"
"Damn, why are you laughing! Is my analysis unreasonable! Don't you guys understand big ass, he is a womanizer! With such an opportunity, it's no wonder he doesn't look at beautiful women in the cockpit!"
Dou Ji saw everyone laughing at him, so he said something unhappy to everyone.
"Haha, okay, cross-eyed, your analysis is very reasonable! It's really possible that this big ass was shot down by someone's anti-aircraft gun when he was looking at beautiful women!" After the bearded man laughed, he did not accuse cross-eyed , On the contrary, he said that his analysis made sense!
"Master, this is impossible! Although the big ass is a bit lustful, it is impossible for him to look at beautiful women during the mission! Besides, although the camera equipment in the plane can see objects on the ground clearly, it can also Seeing some people on the street, it is very difficult to see the appearance of a person! Cross-eyed is insulting the personality of a big fat pig! It is impossible for people to be shot down by anti-aircraft guns just because they look at beautiful women ah!"
First of all, the telegraph pole disagreed with the cross-eyed point of view, thinking that he was insulting the personality of his big ass!
"Yeah! I-I don't agree with the cross-eyed point of view. Although his big ass is a bit lecherous, but-but it is impossible to see beautiful women during the mission! His accident this time must be because he met the previous It's never happened before!"
The big fat pig echoed what the telegraph pole said.
The reason why the two of them would speak for the big butt, but not for the cross-eyed, is because the relationship between the two of them and the cross-eyed has been a little tense these two days! They just had a quarrel over a trivial matter!
"You don't agree with my point of view, so what's the matter with you after all! The teacher has already said that people with big butts don't drink and drive!" Seeing that the big fat pig and the telephone pole disagreed with his point of view, Fighting Chicken again questioned them.
"We don't know! But we wouldn't insult the personality of his big ass like this!" The telegraph pole looked at the cross-eyed and accused him loudly!
"That's right! It's because you don't have a good relationship with his big ass. So, you deliberately slandered him!" Big Fat Pig also echoed.
"Okay, don't be so fucking arguing. In this way, since you are cross-eyed and you say that you have a big ass to see a beautiful woman, you have encountered an accident, then I will send you to fly a high-altitude reconnaissance plane to reconnaissance and see if it is right. This situation!
When the time comes, you just need to be more careful, don't look at the beauty. Unconsciously lowered the flying height, as long as it is above the height that the anti-aircraft guns can't reach! "
The bearded man heard Cross Eye's point of view, and even said that he would send Cross Eye out to scout the situation again!
When cross-eyed heard the teacher's words, he was immediately dumbfounded.
originally. He just wanted to slander the big ass, because the relationship between the two of them was not very good before!
In fact, this is not any other problem at all, it is all this cross-eyed problem. It's that he's a eccentric person who can't get along with anyone, no matter who he gets along with. He is going to quarrel with others!
Of course, he is not just talking nonsense! Because that big butt is a bit lecherous, this is also a well-known thing! Not only is he lustful, but he also loves to drink very much. It can be said that he is an authentic 'drunk and lustful man'!
However, he never thought that what he said would cause the division commander to send out another mission!
This time, he panicked a little, and regretted that he shouldn't have said these words, and shouldn't have slandered other people's big asses.
Because since the big butt's accident, the bearded man has not sent reconnaissance planes out to perform missions. So, Cross Eyed and the others still thought that Big Beard would no longer send reconnaissance planes out to perform missions.
But what Crosseyed didn't expect was that after he said that about his big ass, the bearded man would actually send him to find out the situation!
"Master, I-I'm talking nonsense! Don't believe me. I'm joking! I just want to make everyone laugh!" Cross-eyed immediately began to change his words, saying that he was joking!
"You're joking, but I'm not joking. Something happened to the big ass this time, but we haven't found out the reason yet! Did he get shot down by other troops, or did he encounter some kind of flight failure? This problem is not resolved. , The superior leaders will not let me go!
So, this time, you guys have to go to investigate the situation again. This time, you are not going to take pictures of other military facilities, but to find out where the big-ass plane happened. It crashed by yourself. The wreckage of the plane Where is it again! "
The bearded man looked at the cross-eyed, and said his thoughts.
"Master, it's not fair! Everyone knows that this flight is very dangerous! You can't let me take the lead! You also know that I have the shortest 'driving experience'! I am still an apprentice! How can you let me take the lead? I am carrying out this important mission!"
Cross-eyed is a eccentric and selfish person. And he is a guy who is greedy for life and afraid of death. As soon as he heard the order from the teacher, he immediately started to complain.
"You don't want to take the lead, so who do you want to go! Who do you think is suitable!" The bearded man also knew that cross-eyed driving skills are not very good, but he was really angry when he heard his slander for his big butt just now Woolen cloth! So I deliberately wanted him to take the lead!
"Let the telegraph pole take the lead! His driving skills are the best among us!" Crosseyed began to tease the teacher, and he wanted to send the telegraph pole to take the lead.
The bearded man hasn't said whether he agrees or disagrees. When the telegraph pole heard it, it immediately objected.
"Teacher, although my driving skills are better than Crosseye's, I've been suffering from a cold for the past two days! I'm not in good health! How can I take the lead at this time!" The telephone pole heard Crosseye's words. Immediately found a reason.
"Then let the big fat pig go! His driving skills are much better than mine!" Cross-eyed looked at the telegraph pole to find a reason for himself, and he pointed the finger at the big fat pig again.
When the big fat pig heard it, he scolded Cross-eyed in his heart: "You fucking cross-eyed, you don't give up until you reach your goal!"
"Teacher, I-I haven't been feeling well for the past few days! I ate-too much last night, and I seem to have indigestion! Today I have gone to the toilet several times! I am Diarrhea! How can I take on such a heavy responsibility!" The big fat pig immediately started to make excuses for himself when he heard Cross-Eyed's words.
"That's enough, you fucked up, once you are asked to perform the task. You can find reasons for me, this one has a cold, that one has diarrhea, and some say that their driving skills are not good. Okay, you all have reasons, then Let God decide!"
The bearded man looked at the three drivers under him and cursed angrily, and then said such an inexplicable sentence.
The three drivers listened, you look at me, I look at you. I still don't understand what the teacher means!
"Okay, you can use rocks, scissors, and cloth to decide your fate! Whoever loses in the end will perform this mission. What do you think! Anyway, you all have reasons, and this mission will It must be carried out. What do you think I can do! I can only do this!"
The bearded man pretended to be helpless and looked at the cross-eyed telephone pole and the big fat pig and the pilots.
"This-this-teacher, we are all pilots! How can rock-paper-scissors be done!" Cross-eyed was still a little reluctant!
"Okay, don't give me so much fucking nonsense. Let's start right away. Whoever complains, I'll let whoever takes the lead."
The bearded man got a little impatient, and immediately ordered the three of them to start the final decisive battle of rock-paper-scissors.
Seeing that the bearded man got angry, the three guys said nothing more, so they started the final battle of rock-paper-scissors!
First, the telephone pole and the big fat pig had a rock-paper-scissors game.
If one of the two of them loses, they will compete with Cross Eye again! If anyone loses in the end, who will be sent to lead the battle!
Although the telephone pole has a better relationship with the big fat pig, but when it comes to this 'life and death' time, they will not give in to the other party. They all tried their best to win each other!
"Rock-paper-scissors-paper! Rock-paper-scissors-paper!"
The telegraph poles began to compete with the big fat pig.
The result of the final contest between the two is that the telegraph pole won and the big fat pig lost.
"Rock-paper-scissors-paper! Rock-paper-scissors-paper!"
After the big fat pig lost, he gave Cross-eyed a fight again.
The person who lost in the end was still cross-eyed, it seemed that he should take the lead, no matter what, he still lost to the end.
"Cross-eyed, what else do you have to say! Tomorrow, you will go on a mission for me, and you must find out the disappearance of the big butt." Seeing that Cross-eyed lost in the end, the bearded man shouted loudly at him. ordered.
Cross-eyed now reluctantly accepts the teacher's order.
On the second day, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and sit in the cockpit, driving the plane into the sky.
Soon, he flew the plane over the northern border.
In order not to let the anti-aircraft guns shoot him down, he tried to fly as high as possible. I think this is the safest way.
Dou Cock Eyes himself feels that it is impossible for Hua Guo's military strength to shoot down their high-altitude reconnaissance plane. This time, the big ass must have had a flight failure, and it has nothing to do with Huaguo's self-defense attack.
So Cross Eye swaggered and flew the plane over Jianghai City. He used the monitor in the cockpit to look at the buildings on the ground, wanting to see if there were any signs of a plane crash!
But when he was looking at the monitor, he saw a 'Fire Dragon' suddenly flying out from the ground, flying directly towards his high-altitude reconnaissance plane.
"Ah, what is this? Could it be the shells of the anti-aircraft guns! Impossible! The shells of the anti-aircraft guns cannot be seen after they are fired! How can you see this thing! What the hell is it!"
Dou Cock watched the fire dragon flying towards him, and he was still wondering what it could be!
Suddenly, he thought of the disappearance of the big-ass plane, and immediately connected the fire dragon in front of him with the disappearance of the high-altitude reconnaissance plane before.
"Damn, no big ass is shot down by this thing! Is this a new weapon developed by Hua Guo recently? Is it specially used to deal with high-altitude reconnaissance planes! No, I'm going to run away, this thing looks like It's amazing!"
Cross-eyed saw that the momentum was not good, and immediately started to run away.
And it is flying at full speed, try to let the plane fly as fast as possible.
But his driving skills are really not that good. When he was overly frightened, he drove the high-altitude reconnaissance plane shaking from side to side and bumping up and down!
But it was his bad driving skills that saved his life!
Because his driving skills are not very good, the plane is not flying smoothly. When the fire dragon was approaching his plane, it couldn't lock the target well, so it slowed down by itself, and kept scanning and positioning it!
In this way, this fire dragon followed this high-altitude reconnaissance plane to swing from side to side and bump up and down! From a distance, it looks like this high-altitude reconnaissance plane has become a jet fighter! It's really beautiful!
"Ah, damn it, what's going on with this thing! It can turn and swing side to side with my plane! What kind of high-tech weapon is this! It's too amazing!" Airplane, like a drunk. While looking at the fire dragon behind the ass of the plane from the monitor!
But the more he looked at it, the more nervous he felt, because the speed of the fire dragon was getting faster and faster, and it was about to catch up with his high-altitude reconnaissance plane.
At this time, he was almost flying to the border.
"It's over, this thing is going to destroy my reconnaissance plane, I'm going to skydive. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll follow in the footsteps of big ass!"
Cross Eye made a major decision at the last moment, he was going to abandon the plane and escape.
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